Chapter 06

"Where were you, Joker? We needed your help." kurogiri asked, before shigaraki could begin to rant. Shigaraki decided to hold off on the ranting for two reasons. First, he doesn't want to die. Second, he was just as curious as to where Joker was.

"It's relatively simple, smokey," Joker began. "One of my party favors is rather sensitive, so i had to adjust the sensitivity, so i am able to use it. WITHOUT it going off prematurely, understood?" Joker asked them.

Kurogiri and shigaraki began to tremble in fear. "Un-understood," shigaraki said.

"Good," Joker said with a smile

Present

At the bar (1930 at night)

Stain and dabi, along with a new guy, were in the bar, as they were trying to find joker's base, so they could rescue himiko. "Alright, let's get this meeting started people," shigaraki said.

Random warehouse (same time)

"Groan, where is the base of joker?" aizawa wondered to himself (ik i'm messing up canon timeline, but just assume that it was the same day aizawa got the super-treatment from recovery girl). "If my theory is right, joker will need large vehicles to transport his deadly gas," aizawa said to himself. He was about to call it a night and get some MUCH needed sleep, when he heard a loud CLANGING noise.

Trusting his gut, aizawa went towards the source of the noise. When he got there, he was above and mostly behind a small group of people wearing clown makeup with smiles painted on their faces. Found some of his men aizawa thought to himself. Now to listen to what they're doing, before i arrest them, aizawa finished.

"MAN this is a good job," one guy was saying. "I HEARTILY agree with you on that," guy 2 said. "Agreed," guy 3 agreed with his co-workers. "I gotta say, as long as you don't cross the boss or his girl, this is the best place of work you can EVER get into," guy 1 said. "agreed/agreed" guys 2 and 3 said.

Aizawa had heard enough. He jumped off the roof and landed in a crouch behind the three guys. "Alright, you three bozos are coming with me," aizawa said. The three guys were scared for a moment, but then they SMIRKED of all things.

Wha- was as far as eraserhead had gotten to thinking, when he felt blades piercing his back. His back, his arms AND his legs. "Nice of you to show up, blader," guy 2 said. What appeared from the shadows was a man that had four arms. However, it was his outfit that was eye-catching: he was COVERED in belts that had knives attached to them.

"Glad i was late, this time," blader said. "The question NOW is: what the fuck do we do with this guy?" blader asked. "I have an idea for that," a new voice said. The four villains tensed for a moment, then they recognized him. "BOSS," the four said. The new voice walked around eraserhead, then knelt in front of him. Aizawa instantly recognized him. "Joker," aizawa was barely able to whisper. "That's my name, don't wear it out, HA HA HA HA." Joker knelt closer to eraserhead. "I'm sure you have a ton of questions for me, but i will only allow one. Ask me.

Aizawa began to think about what question he wanted to ask: what's your big target? What're you going to attack, next? A few more formed in his head. However, ultimately, he settled on one question. And that question was: "what are you going to do to me?" aizawa was barely able to get out.

Joker smiled at that and said, "oh~ don't you worry. I've got something SPECIAL planned. Just. for. You. HA HA," and with that, joker reached into aizawa's pocket and pulled out his phone. No, not that. PLEASE NOT THAT! Aizawa begged in his head.

"Harley, be a dear and apply some anesthetic, please," joker asked. "Sure thing, mr. J" a female voice said. Aizawa then felt two hammer blows onto the back of his head. However, before he could black out entirely, he saw one of the minions handing joker a small box.

Aizawa passed out.

(UA staff room)

Nemuri was getting worried, since shota should've been back by now. She was pacing relentlessly, almost wearing a hole into the floor. "Nemuri, relax. I'm sure shota's on his way back, by now," mic said.

"I CAN'T calm down, mic" nemuri almost snapped. However, before she could tear into mic any more, she heard her phone ring.

Ring, ring, ring

Nemuri checked the caller ID and saw aizawa's face on the screen. Nemuri almost destroyed her phone answering it. "Shota, where the hell are you?" nemuri began. However, before she could ask more, she heard something else over the line.

"(chuckle) i'm sorry, my dear. I'm afraid that shota is unavailable. Can i take a message?"

"WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!" nemuri nearly screamed.

"It's rather simple, my dear. I'm the one that makes everyone around me smile and laugh."

The answer from over the phone chilled nemuri. "Joker" she stated, with mic tensing a bit.

"Correct, my dear. If you want your dear aizawa, i suggest following the little blip i'll send you."

With that, joker hung up. Nemuri patiently waited for the 'blip' to appear. As soon as it did, she grabbed mic, at followed it.

Mic was confused. "Nemuri, what's going on with joker?" he asked. Nemuri replied with "i don't know about joker, but i'm almost certain that eraserhead's been captured." mic was shocked.

(at the blip's location)

Nemuri stopped the car at what appeared to be an abandoned insane asylum. "Nem, what are we doing here?" mic asked. "Aizawa's here" nemuri simply said.

"Why would aizawa's kidnapper bring him HERE of all places?" mic asked, "it's creepy as hell," mic finished. Nemuri ignored mic, as her mind was focused on getting to aizawa, so she could rescue him. so she could hold him, and not let go.

To be continued…