Captain Toad farted heartily while he was going around the Merry Mountain and it's suffice to say that he was powered by his happy poots since he was pushing himself forward with every fart that was filling up his smelly pants since it was keeping him warm and suffice to say that was enough to make the stinky singing shroom quite happy. "Wowie, boy howdy! I'm really mushing ahead with these totally tubular toots! And I'm feeling quite festive too; maybe they got something special up in that colorful factory for me to fart in!"
