"Oof do I feel (MBPRPNT!) stuffed!" Pauline burped and farted since the methane making mayor had eaten a bunch of New Donk pizza and her gassy fumes were lingering around the many skyscrapers of the Metro Kingdom with her playfully fanning her rumbling rump while her stomach growled since she was making a stinky scene in her smelly cowgirl outfit, wiggling her roaring rear while she was on the look out for a bathroom to do her duty in. "These (MBRAP) pants are (BRPRNT!) definitely done. Maybe I should have worn those (POOT!) new brown jeans I brought so I could easily hide all these giant (BBRNT!) stains I'm making with my smearing sharts!~"
