"I have a feeling this is gonna be a big 1!" Captain Toad exclaimed for he started farting loudly and it made him laugh for he was enjoying the big brap blasts belching out of his burping big butt brapper. "Haheho, peeyew! Now that (BRPLROPT!) is definitely smearing my (BLORBRPT!) explorer clothes with the wafting way my pretty powerful pooter is making me (BLORPT!) poop my jeans!"
"Oh cap I think we're definitely going to need new pants!" The Yellow Toad exclaimed for both him and the craptain were letting loose a slew of sloppy sounding farts they couldn't control since they both started fanning the reeking air. "I definitely could use clean underwear!"
"Well that's what being a Braptain is about my pooting cadet!"