"Wowie zowie am I super gassy today!" Bragged Captain Toad while he was farting a lot of toots since he was going through a busy section in the city of the Moonview Highway with his poots keeping him in stinky high spirits. "Maybe if I concentrate enough I might be able to make these trash cans topple like I'm breaking apart these windows!"
Braptain Toad strolled while tooting along the not so packed sidewalks surrounding the city's popular highway that was partly a race course with him grabbing onto a propeller hat and using his flatus to take off into the air while he got a better look of the metropolis from a fart filled view above the skyscraper sea.
"Ooh now this (PPPPRRLLLLTTT!) is going to (PLRRTPTPTPP) stay inside my stained undies for sure!" Craptain Toad laughed and heartily farted to make himself go higher above the many neon lit buildings populating the track. "I better (PRRRBTT!) hope my (PRT!) smeared pants can handle more of these power poots because if I had more pungent prowess I could have caused a black out to the entire megalopolis!"