TURING

The computer clacked and whirred, gears turning as it systematically tested every possible code combination. Minutes trickled by, each one a grain in a giant hourglass that marked the changing of the code. The machine gave one final clack, which echoed into silence in the giant laboratory.

Breathlessly, Turing checked the results. He didn't know a lick of German, but he could tell the machine had done it.

His laughter started softly, at first. It crept up in volume, growing in a maniacal crescendo until his depraved laughter thundered through the room.

"Yes!" Turing crowed. "Finally! With the Allied Forces so desperate to win the war, they will accept my new invention with open arms! First, the military. Then universities, businesses, government offices, and eventually, every home on the planet. They'll get smaller and smarter, fit in people's pockets for them to take everywhere! And when the time is finally right, they will exterminate mankind like the vermin they are!"

Bakugo kicked in the door. "Stop right there, villainous scum! Your evil schemes are at an end."

"Katsuki Bakugo," Turing sneered. "The machines warned me of your arrival."

From the shadows emerged four T-800 Terminators, shotguns trained on Bakugo. Bakugo grinned and said, "Only four? I feel insulted."

"Your false bravado does you no good here. War crimes haven't been made illegal yet!" One Terminator opened up its chest and pulled out a pineapple pizza.

"You sick bastard. You wouldn't!"

"Open wide, Bakugo!" Turing giggled. "After you've partaken of the forbidden pizza topping, you will be powerless to stop the AI takeover!"

"Then it's a good thing I didn't come alone."

Turing froze and frantically looked around, but nothing happened. Bakugo shouted, "Guys! That was your cue!"

"It was?" Ochako asked. "I thought you were going to say 'good thing I brought backup'."

"I heard 'good thing I didn't forget my phone'," Tokoyami said.

"What? Why would I want that?"

Kaminari scratched his head. "Why is the evil gay dude threatening Bakugo with pizza?"

"It's a dream," Momo explained, "It's not supposed to make sense."

Ochako looked around. "Aren't we deep enough to do the inception thingy? Where are his deepest, darkest memories?"

Dark Shadow pointed at the TARDIS. "I think the lever had a 'Traumatic Formative Event' setting."

As Bakugo grappled with the robots, he shouted, "Guys, focus! You need to stop his computer!"

"How?"

"By unplugging it, you morons!"

Turing blocked their way. He tore off his skin, revealing metal and circuits underneath. "My masters have made me perfect! You have no hope of defeating me!"

"This statement is false!" Kaminari shouted.

Turing's head exploded. Everyone, including the Terminators, turned to look at him. "What? It's a classic B-movie trick."

Momo unplugged the computer. It exploded, and all the Terminators faded away. "Great work!" Bakugo said. "We saved the world."

"Yep, mm-hmm. Come on, we have one stop left.'

Before they left in the TARDIS, Kaminari picked the pizza off the floor and bit into it. "Mmm… pineapple…"

500

As they step out of the TARDIS and back into the modern day U.A. campus, they look up and see giant red banners bearing swastikas. While everyone else starts panicking, Bakugo shrugs. "Can't be worse than the robots."