I don't own One Piece
In all my life I've never been as mad at someone as him said, Buggy.
That bastard Shanks stole countless riches from me said, Buggy.
I don't know how you two are connected but I can say whatever I want about him, I've earned that said Buggy.
Flashback start
The north pole said young Buggy.
South pole said young Shanks.
That's what you say said young Buggy.
Yeah and I'm gonna keep on saying it because I'm right clown said young Shanks.
Oh, you got guts said young Buggy.
I'm gonna settle this once and for all said young Buggy.
Go ahead and try said young Shanks.
Man: Knock it off.
Man: nobody but you two cares which is colder: the north pole or the south.
Man: If you want to know so badly then why don't you go to both and find out.
Lookout: Enemy ship to the north northeast.
Man: Get ready. Time to fight.
Pirates: Yes sir.
Yeah, I can't wait to plunder said young Buggy.
You seem happy Buggy said young Shanks
Obviously said, Buggy.
Enemy ships are like big floating treasure chests, it is only natural for pirates to raid them said, Buggy.
Am I wrong? Asks young Buggy.
Well, there's some truth to that said young Shanks.
Your too weak said young Buggy.
You and everyone else here just don't the pirate's natural hunger and desire for plundering treasure said young Buggy.
You don't know what it means to be a pirate said young Buggy.
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Buggy finds a map on one of the men and takes it.
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Hey, Buggy said young Shanks.
Aren't you gonna come celebrate with us? We found a whole lot of really neat stuff said young Shanks.
There's no map, I don't have anything hidden go away said young Buggy.
What are you talking about Buggy? Asks young Shanks.
Oh uh, nothing said young Buggy.
You said you were gonna leave this ship sometime right? Asks young Buggy.
So what do you plan to do? Asks young Buggy.
I'm gonna get my own ship and gather a reliable crew and see the world said young Shanks.
I'm gonna take my time all as a pirate of course said young Shanks.
What a bunch of sentimental nonsense said young Buggy.
Say what? Said young Shanks.
I do admire your fighting skill though and if you weren't such a softy i'd make you one of my henchmen said young Buggy.
Your henchman?! Said young Shanks.
I don't think so said young Shanks.
We have completely different outlooks on life so I think we should just follow our own paths said young Shanks.
That's what pirates do said young Shanks.
Heh, you think your such an expert on pirates saud young Buggy.
But if we ever meet on the ocean then we have to have a fight death said young Buggy.
Yeah, pirates do that too said young Shanks.
You never make sense said young Buggy.
Anyway, you said something about finding some interesting loot right said young Buggy.
Huh? Said young Shanks
Oh yeah, we found a Devil Fruit said young Shanks.
Devil Fruit? Said young Buggy.
I heard that the different fruits are the incarnations of the sea devil said young Shanks.
Supposedly if you eat one you gain Devil powers but the sea takes your ability to swim said young Shanks.
You'd have to be stupid to eat that thing said young Buggy.
But still, I bet you could sell the fruit for at least 100,000 berries said young Shanks.
What?! Said young Buggy.
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I pirate apprentice Buggy I'm about to devour this Devil Fruit said young Buggy.
Pirate #1: You gotta love the kid. Never thinking of consequences.
Pirate: Well Buggy do you feel any differently yet?.
No not really said young Buggy.
Pirate: Aww was it fake?.
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Yes, that worked smashingly well said young Buggy.
These guys are so gullible, I can't believe I was able to trick them so easily said young Buggy.
Now to jump ship before they found the truth said young Buggy.
With the money, I get from selling this Devil Fruit and the sunken treasure i'll easily be able to form my own crew said young Buggy.
Hey there Buggy said young Shanks.
Where you just saying something? Asks young Shanks.
Oh, it's you, don't scare me like that said young Buggy.
Don't be so jumpy said young Shanks.
Don't steal too much food from the kitchen you don't to make the cook mad said young Shanks.
That was close said young Buggy.
Oh yeah, the captain told me to tell ya said young Buggy.
Damn you said young Buggy.
What's wrong? Asks young Shanks.
Bastard why why why said young Buggy.
Hmm, what's that piece of paper? Asks young Shanks.
Ah, not my map said young Buggy.
Buggy jumped in after the map.
Hey, Buggy said young Shanks.
What the? What's going on? Thought young Buggy.
I can't move thought young Buggy.
Is it true that you lose your ability to swim? Thought young Buggy.
Damn, it thought young Buggy.
Hey, what are you doing? Asks young Shanks.
What's going on? Why aren't you swimming? Asks young Shanks.
Buggy said young Shanks.
I'll save you Buggy said young Shanks.
End flashback.
So are you telling me Shanks saved your life said, Lucy?
That's not the point I'm trying to get across said Buggy.
Because of what he did to me I was unable to swim and therefore unable to obtain my sunken treasure said, Buggy.
Then I had a revelation said, Buggy.
If I couldn't go underwater then I'd just obtain all the treasure on dry land using my brand new Chop Chop powers said, Buggy.
Get back here you thief said, Buggy.
Huh? Said Lucy.
Damn it he spotted me said Nami.
You don't stand a chance at escaping from me said Buggy.
Now I'm going to gladly chop you up said, Buggy.
Then Buggy stops just inches from Nami.
It revealed that Lucy has kicked him in the crotch.
Ow, my balls, that was a cheap shot said Buggy.
Don't run off yet, we're not done said, Lucy.
Hey said, Lucy.
Hmm said Nami.
You better drop that treasure and get outta here Nami said, Lucy.
You don't want him coming after you again said, Lucy.
No said Nami.
Drop the money and go? Said Nami.
No way why should I leave my treasure behind? Said Nami.
Did you just call it your treasure? Asks Buggy.
That's right you heard me said Nami.
I'm a thief who steals from pirates and I just stole a lot of treasure from an annoying one said Nami.
So make this my treasure understand? Said Nami.
Ah, that makes sense said, Lucy.
That's pure nonsense said, Buggy.
That's my treasure and just because you stole it from me doesn't make it yours you dirty sneaky thief said, Buggy.
Honestly, what did your parents teach you? Asks Buggy.
A criminal trying to lecture another criminal? Ridiculous said Nami.
What's that? Said, Buggy.
Whatever said Nami.
The day I take a mortality lesson from you is the day I stop being i thief said Nami.
Then she sicks out at him.
I hope you're ready for the consequences said, Buggy.
Now here comes Chop Chop Festival said, Buggy.
Buggy laughs.
I liked to see you try and save your friend from me now Gum Gum said, Buggy.
Damn, it said Lucy.
He broke up into smaller pieces said, Lucy.
What the? Said Lucy.
Nami give me back my treasure said, Buggy.
No way said Nami.
Lucy tickles Buggy's foot which causes him to laugh. Then she stretches his skin which causes him pain,
How do ya like this? Asks Lucy.
Damn it knock it off said, Buggy.
No, you knock it off said Nami.
Nami hits Buggy with the bag of treasure.
Whoa said, Lucy.
Thanks for giving me my treasure back Nami said Buggy.
Let go said Nami.
You let go said, Buggy.
This my treasure so get your grubby hands off said, Buggy.
It's mine said Nami.
Give me back my treasure said, Buggy.
Mine said, Buggy.
I already told you, you haven't finished dealing with me yet said, Lucy.
Consider that finishing move a little gift from the old mayor guy said, Lucy.
Thanks a lot, I owe you one said Nami.
Sure no problem said, Lucy.
Oh yeah, the map said Lucy.
My treasure said Nami.
This is not over yet said, Buggy.
He's still alive said, Lucy.
Shut up said, Buggy.
How dare you do this to me said, Buggy.
You'll pay for this said Buggy.
Assemble Chop Chop parts said, Buggy.
Ha, ha said, Buggy.
Looking for these Buggy? Asks Nami.
Ah, my parts said Buggy.
Lucy laughs.
Alright, way to go thief said Lucy.
Stop it now said, Buggy.
See ya Buggy said, Lucy.
Now Gum-Gum Bazooka said, Lucy.
She sends him flying.
I win said, Lucy.
Lucy laughs.
Lucy walks over to her hat and picks it up.
Sorry, your hat got torn up said Nami.
Don't worry it can still put it on and I got Buggy out of here so I'm satisfied for now said, Lucy.
When I have the time I can fix it for you if you like I can even add something on so it won't go flying off said Nami.
That'd be great said Nami.
I split this into two so it won't be so heavy to carry so you carry half of it and maybe i'll split it with you and Zoro said Nami.
That's a lot said, Lucy.
If anything Buggy knew quality treasure when he saw it said Nami.
I bet we can sell this for at least 10 million Berries said Nami.
Here said Nami.
Huh? Said Lucy.
It's the chart to the Grand Line said Nami.
You do want don't you? Asks Nami.
You're giving it to me? Said Lucy.
You saved my life so I owe you said Nami.
Thanks, Nami said Lucy.
Now I finally have it, a map of the Grand Line said, Lucy.
Hooray, cheers Lucy.
Oh does this also mean you'll be joining my Pirate crew? Asks Lucy.
I told you no matter what i'll never join a pirate crew said Nami.
But ok hanging around with you seems profitable enough said Nami.
Just remember this I'm only joining you cause it's in my interest said Nami.
Sure said, Lucy.
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Hey, Zoro wake up said, Lucy.
Zoro said Lucy.
We're leaving said, Lucy.
Did we take care of everything? Asks Zoro.
Yeah and we got a Navigator and a chart of the Grand Line said, Lucy.
I'm not sure about this said Zoro.
I feel lightheaded said Zoro.
Of course, you do said Nami.
It's always something with you two honestly said Nami.
Hey, wait a minute what did I do? Said Lucy.
Are you kidding me? You're the worst of them all yells Nami.
Anyway, let's go help the mayor said Nami.
Oh yeah said, Lucy.
Guess we should wake the old guy up now that's its all over said, Lucy.
Man: you here.
Man: You're not residents of this village.
Nope. who are you? Said Lucy.
Man: What was all that cannon fire we heard? It sounded like there may have been a battle here earlier.
Man: If you know anything please tell us.
Oh good, they're just citizens said Nami.
I thought that maybe they were more pirates said Nami.
Man #2: Oh mayor.
Man #3: Oh no say something.
Man #4: can you hear me?.
Woman: He's out cold.
Man #5: The pirates definitely did this.
Man #6: It's horrible.
No, that was me said, Lucy.
Hold on you didn't have to tell them, did you? Asks Nami.
It's true said, Lucy.
Then you should explain to them so they don't get angry said Nami.
Man #1: Tell me why exactly did you knock out our mayor and leave him in the street to die?.
Man #2: Yeah explain yourselves.
Man #3: How are you with the pirates.
They're getting really bloodthirsty, we can't let them know we're thieves and pirates thought Nami.
We're pirates said, Lucy.
Townspeople: Just as we thought.
Zoro laughs.
Idiot yells Nami.
But it's true said, Lucy.
Man: Pirates! How dare ravages our town. We won't show any mercy for what you've done.
What now? Asks Zoro.
Doesn't look like they're up for a discussion said Zoro.
Run said, Lucy.
How do you always make things worse? Asks Nami.
This is a good town said, Lucy.
Huh? Said Nami.
Everyone's so mad because of the old mayor guy said, Lucy.
Something tells me they're not gonna listen to our side of the story said, Lucy.
We're turning here said, Lucy.
Wait hold on you gotta let me know sooner said Nami.
Man: They ran into the alley.
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Chouchou said Nami.
Doggy said Lucy.
The dog defends the pirates from the townspeople.
Later Doggy said Lucy.
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That was close said Nami.
We only made it because of Chouchou said Nami.
Why do we have to put up with this? Asks Nami.
Does it matter now? We're done here anyway said, Lucy.
Yeah maybe so but… said Nami.
Hey is this your boat? Asks Lucy.
It's great said, Lucy.
It's nothing special but I guess it'll do said Nami.
I stole it from some dumb pirates a few days back said Nami.
Pirate #1: That's a big mouth you got.
Aah said Nami.
Pirate #!: We've been waiting for you, you little thief.
Pirate #2: Never thought you'd run into here now ya girlie?.
Nami laughs nervously
You know these guys? Asks Lucy.
Yeah sort of said Nami.
Pirate #1:: Hey it's not just sort. We're bound together by fate.
Pirate #1: So these are your friends. I guess we'll have to fine-tune them as well. It's time you learned what happens when you steal other people's stuff.
Pirate #1: Hey you, you hear me it's time for your medicine.
Huh? Said Zoro.
They freak when they see it Zoro.
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The Mayor comes too.
Man #1: Hey look he's waking up.
Man #2: Thank goodness he's fine.
Man #3: What happened to you Mayor?.
Huh? What in the? Said Mayor Boodle.
Man: It was like this when we got here.
Man: There were a few pirates when we arrived but they all ran off.
Man #2: Can you tell us what happened?.
Where are the young ones? Asks Mayor Boodle.
Man #1: What that? Are you talking about those three kids?.
So their still alive? Said Mayor Boodle.
Those fools treating a senior citizen like that said Mayor Boodle.
Man #2: We drove those pirates out of town Mayor. You don't have to worry about them anymore.
Man #3: But it's not enough we have to make them for what they've done to our village.
Woman: They deserve to be punished for destroying the peaceful town we all worked so hard to build.
Man #4: Yeah she's right.
Man: There's still time to go after them. If we Hurry.
Shut your mouths said Mayor Boodle.
This stuns the townspeople
I'm the only one who's allowed to complain about those kids said Mayor Boodle
I won't let anyone else bad mouth 'em, you hear me said Mayor Boodle.
Man: Why are you protecting those pirates Mayor?.
They think they can just disappear and that's that? Said Mayor Boodle.
Where did they go? Asks Mayor Boodle.
Man: Well I think they were running towards the port.
Damn kids said Mayor Boodle.
They can't just leave like this said Mayor Boodle.
I have a lot of things I wanna say to you all said Mayor Boodle.
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Alright, let's get going said Lucy.
Can I ask you something? Isn't that Buggy's mark on your sail? Asks Zoro.
Well, this did use to be Buggy's boat said Nami.
Think I should change it? AsksNami.
Hey, wait said Mayor Boodle.
Young ones said Mayor Boodle.
It's the old Mayor guy said, Lucy.
Thank you shout Mayor Boodle.
Don't worry about it, take it easy yells Lucy.
Then he notices the sack of treasure.
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What'd you do Lucy huh? Asks Nami.
Don't that bag of treasure back there said Nami.
Yeah said, Lucy.
That bag was worth around 5 million Berries you idiot said Nami.
That's right and they're gonna need that money to repair their destroyed town said, Lucy.
But that was my treasure jerk yells Nami.
Do you know hard I worked to steal it? Said Nami.
Ah, why did you do that? Yells Nami.
Stop I can't swim said, Lucy.
That's the whole idea said Nami.
If you want it so bad just go back and get it said, Lucy.
I can't do that you go get it said Nami.
I could die you know said, Lucy. '
I don't care, if you do that again I really will throw you in the ocean said Nami.
Well for better or worse it looks like we finally have a Navigator in our crew said Zoro.