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I really hope Conis alright, said Ussop.
You know she's gonna have hell to pay when the White Berets catch up with and it's our own stupid fault said Ussop.
She'd be okay if she hadn't helped us, said Ussop.
I'm not sure if we can trust that Sky Knight, he pretty much gives me the creeps said Ussop.
He's kinda old and weird but he doesn't like that bad of a guy said Lucy.
There was no other choice, I wanna protect her but it's not like we could have brought her song with us said Sanji.
Well then she probably is in less danger without us, said Ussop.
Sacrificial altars, ordeals, from the sound I wish I was the one flying off with the old geezer said Ussop.
Man this piece of junk is slow said Lucy.
Of course, it is, it's gotta be several times heavier than a standard waver, what you expect said Sanji.
Uh, guys where did that huge forest come from? Asks Ussop.
Is that the Upper Yard? Asks Sanji.
I don't remember this being on the map said Lucy.
Well, there is supposed to be a forest ahead but I don't see any warning of how big it is said Ussop.
Who knows how old that map is, said SanjI.
We know it can be traced back a couple hundred years but who's to say it hasn't been around longer said Sanji.
The forest may have been a fraction of this size when that map was made said Sanji.
Yeah that's true, said Ussop.
All I know is I gotta climb one of those trees said Lucy.
They're enormous, said Lucy.
Look at the entrance, Lucy said.
Well, this is it Ussop! Said Sanji.
If you're gonna chicken out now's the time said Sanji.
Actually, if I was king of think I would like to go back said Ussop.
Too late said Lucy.
Then why did you ask me?! Snaps Ussop.'
They hear a noise.
What was that? Asks Ussop.
Would you calm down? Said Lucy.
Yeah take it easy, said Sanji.
Open your eyes! Don't you notice anything strange? Said Ussop.
Look at all these shipwrecks said Ussop.
It is a forest, said Lucy.
She's right, said Sanji.
That doesn't make any sense, said Ussop.
Besides, they didn't run aground! They were sliced in half, said Ussop.
Did you hear that? Asks Ussop.
The wood are full of noises said Lucy.
Relax said Lucy.
I heard that said Sanji.
Aah! Full speed ahead said Ussop.
Then a blade appears.
A sickle monster said Lucy.
Here comes another one said Ussop.
No not just one said Sanji.
Paddle like crazy said Lucy.
They dodge the scythes.
What the hell is this? Said Sanji.
Watch where you're going said Ussop.
Ussop takes the wheel said Lucy.
Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
What are you doing? They're in front of us said Ussop.
I know just hang on said Lucy.
Bazooka said Lucy.
Haha dodge it said Lucy.
No that was close, said Ussop.
Great, there's more said Sanji.
Spears? Are you kidding me? Said Ussop.
They won't stop said Sanji.
One of 'em is bound to hit us eventually said Ussop.
Alright guys get ready said Lucy.
Gum-Gum Pinwheel said Lucy.
That was close said Sanji.
I hope that's all over with! I can't take any more scares said Ussop.
Oh, now what? Said Ussop.
Something comes at them and vanishes.
It's gone said Lucy.
Not yet said Sanji.
It's coming back said Ussop.
Move it said Sanji.
It missed us said Ussop.
Oh not again said Ussop.
I'm sick of this place, we're never gonna make it outta here said Ussop.
I'm going back I don't care what you say said Ussop.
No, you're not said Lucy.
Shut up! I'm captain of the crow said Ussop.
Since when? Asks Lucy.
Now, said Ussop.
Even if we do turn around there's no guarantee we'll survive the trip back said Sanji.
Damn, Sanji said.
Ah! Doesn't that thing ever quit? Said Ussop.
Let's see how you like a little Gum-Gum huh said Lucy.
Yeah said Ussop.
Get it Lucy said Sanji.
I got nothing said Lucy.
That only leaves us one choice! Try and outrun it said Sanji.
I think we finally outran it said Ussop.
Oh but this bad now it's too late to go back said Ussop.
Oh I can't even see the entrance anymore said Ussop.
Then stay here said Lucy.
I'd die, you idiot! Yells Ussop.
More than likely said Sanji.
A giant fish comes at them and Sanji kicks it.
Was that a big snake? Asks Lucy.
Looked like a giant lamprey! Said Sanji.
Sky Lamprey I guess said Sanji.
One that big will do more than suck a little blood said Sanji.
Neatest forest ever huh? Said Lucy.
Neat forest my butt said Ussop.
Is this our so-called ordeal than i quit said Ussop.
You can't yet we just got here said Lucy.
We've got to keep moving said Sanji.
We can't spend any more on this Milky Road than necessary said Sanji.
Otherwise we're asking for certain death said Sanji.
Time skip
Come on, can't this little cruise be over already? Said Ussop.
Are you kidding that was probably a warm-up for later said Lucy.
Supposedly we're gonna have to go up against a bunch of super deadly creeps who are already waiting for us on the island said Lucy.
So you're telling no of what we've gone through has anything to do with our actual ordeal? Said Ussop.
I don't know, I kind of doubt it, especially considering the magnitude of that attack back at the docks said Sanji.
I couldn't tell you how it all works but it's serious power said Sanji.
Take even one hit and you're a goner said Sanji.
This Eneru shouldn't be taken lightly, that's for sure said Sanji.
And I get the distinct feeling he's watching us even now, said Sanji.
That's weird, do you think he was in that town said Lucy.
I'm guessing he must have been to attack as accurately as he did said Sanji.
Not necessarily this is a god we're talking about said Ussop
I bet he could see us a thousand miles away said Ussop.
Yup he's probably watching us right now said Ussop.
Yeah, since when did you become such a devoted follower? You're not even from around here said Sanji.
You're missing the point completely said Ussop.
People say God is great right? Said Ussop.
I was taught to show respect to those with power said Ussop,
You don't have to mean it! It's self preservation said Ussop.
Fine! But you do you realize that not every God in the world is great said Sanji.
Like the God of poverty or the God of pestilence said Sanji.
Oh, what do you know? Said the others.
We can continue that debate later said Sanji.
That is if we live through being eaten by that thing said Sanji.
Not another one said Ussop.
Ah! Sky Lamprey said Ussop.
Hey, what do you think? Would that thing taste good with some salt and pepper? Asks Lucy.
Never thought I'd say but I don't now is the time for trading recipes said sANJI.
Yeah said Lucy.
Then Gum-Gum Pistol said, Lucy.
I hate Sky Island, Sky Island scary said Ussop.
Wanna get out here? Asks Sanji.
What kind of question is that? Do you want me to die? I'm allowed to be scared! Cut me some slack said Ussop.
Hey look there's a giant head blocking our way said Lucy.
Not quite! It's a statue said Sanji.
Oh right, said Lucy.
But it looks like a total dead end, said Lucy.
No look, there's four entrances said Ussop.
Of course and how much you wanna bet all four of 'em lead to different places, said Sanji.
Ordeal of swamp, Ordeal of iron, Ordeal of strings, and Ordeal of spheres said Ussop.
You think we get to take our pick? Said Lucy.
Is it me or do none of these things really sound like much of an Ordeal said Sanji.
Uh, I don't know guys which one should we choose? Asks Ussop.
So what do we do? Asks Ussop.
Um let's go with Sphere's said Lucy.
Why do you like that one? Asks Ussop.
Spheres are like balls, right? Sounds fun said Lucy.
That's your only reason? Their ordeals they're not supposed to be fun said Ussop.
Not that i'm disagreeing with you spheres is definitely the one that doesn't sound too violent said Ussop.
At least to me said Ussop.
I mean all swamp makes think is… said Ussop.
And i'm talking about the kind of sinking you don't come back up from said Ussop.
Ok, so what about iron? Asks Lucy.
No, thank you way too scary said Ussop.
Fine! String then said Lucy.
No way it sounds so harmless it's probably the worst, said Ussop.
Come to think of it, spheres don't sound all that safe either, said Ussop.
Maybe we should think this over, said Ussop.
We don't have to sit here, we're right on top of it said Sanji.
Alright, sphere it is said Lucy.
Ok I guess we'll have to trust Lucy's instinct on this one said Ussop.
Then it's decided said Sanji.
Just don't let your guard down guys remember these are God's Island 10 thousand meters above sea level anything can happen said Sanji.
Ready let's do this said Lucy.
Driver would mind not shutting your eyes? Said Sanji.
Oh it's just as dark with them open said Ussop.
Hey guys what if this is like one of those games? Asks Lucy.
Like a what? Asks Ussop.
You know if you pick the right door you get a prize but if you pick the wrong one said Lucy.
What are you talking about? What if we picked wrong? Why couldn't have mentioned this before Lucy? Said Ussop.
Well let's see here um said Lucy.
If you pick the wrong one then you fall off the island said Lucy.
How can you say something so stupid!? Asks Ussop.
We're thousands of meters in the air said Ussop.
I don't how many times can flash before your eyes during a fall like that and i don't wanna know said Ussop.
You guys are both idiots said Sanji.
Nothing like that's gonna… said Sanji.
You gotta be kidding me said Ussop.
We're alive? Said Sanji.
I seriously thought we were falling all the way back to the Blue Sea said Ussop.
That's because somebody had to make up a lame story to scare us said Sanji.
I was scared. I thought I was a goner too said Lucy.
Alright, so what is this place? Asks Sanji.
A forest said Lucy.
With balls said Lucy.
They're balls made of Island Cloud said Sanji.
Awesome, they look like really big snowflakes, said Lucy.
Now what could be scary about that? Asks Lucy.
See Ussop it's ok said Lucy.
Heads up the Milky Road is leading us up into the trees, said Sanji.
I just don't see how this is an Ordeal, do you? Asks Lucy.
I guess so said Sanji.
it would be great if there's nothing ahead but somehow I doubt it said Sanji.
What if it was like one of those games? We picked the right door and now all we have to do is float around in this giant snow looking for the other, said Lucy.
Yeah maybe that's it, said Ussop.
You're still being idiots! They think we're criminals I doubt they'll let us off that easy said Sanji.
Use your brains for once, said Sanji.
I wouldn't be surprised if there were more traps like the ones earlier said Sanji.
We have to stay sharp said Sanji.
Let's just keep moving said Sanji.
What are you the captain now? Asks Lucy.
Can we at least have a snack? Asks Lucy.
Oh yeah said Ussop.
What ya got in the bag Sanji? Asks Ussop.
Come on, give it said Lucy.
No, no snacks said Sanji.
But Sanji we need to keep our strength up, said Lucy.
Just a little something, said Ussop.
I said no Sanji says.
Now listen, it's really simple, i'm going to keep steering and you guys keep watch out the sides said Sanji.
Whoa, I didn't realize how high up we were getting said Ussop.
Hey Ussop, catch said Lucy.
Ok, I got it! I got it said Ussop.
I thought I told you to keep watch! Snaps Sanji.
A snake appears out of the ball
A snake said Sanji.
Stupid snake ball said, Lucy.
Ok didn't see that coming said Lucy.
Ah! Sanji cloud ball said Ussop.
Kick it away said Ussop.
I don't like the idea of being surrounded by snake eggs said Sanji.
The Ball explodes when Sanji's foot touches it.
For crying out loud what's with these things? Said Ussop.
Silly children, these are surprise clouds said Male voice.
You never know what's going to come out of them said the man.
Hey, where's that voice coming from? Asks Lucy.
Heso said the man.
I'm so glad you picked my challenge the Ordeal of Sphere's said the man.
Yeah is that a talking dumpling? Asks Sanji.
This guy is one of Eneru's Priests? Asks Sanji.
That's the Ordeal? Said Lucy.
Ball guy? Said Lucy.
Stop with the dancing and tell us who you are said Sanji.
Gotta say he's not as bright as I expected said Ussop.
Did Nami and the old guy say these Priests were strong cause i'm not seeing it said Lucy?
Hey dumpling, said Sanji.
Nami and the others better be safe said Sanji.
The sacrifices? It doesn't really matter if they escape they'll die and they get sacrificed then they'll die too said the Priest.
What's that mean? Asks Sanji.
But I'd be more worried about yourselves, you'll have to beat me if you plan on going any further said the Priest.
But really don't see that happening, said the Priest.
He's coming right for us, Lucy, get him said Ussop.
I hope you're ready for this said Lucy.
Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Ooh, you gonna stretch? Asks the Priest.
Pistol said Lucy.
The Priest dodges the attack. Then blasted her with his own attack.
Lucy said Sanji.
Lucy said Ussop.
You're ok, aren't you? A hit like that couldn't have hurt you that much! Said Ussop.
Well you see it's not what you call a novel hit said the Priest.
I'll show you not normals said Sanji.
Only the most well-trained are granted the power of Mantra said the Priest.
The Priest sends Sanji flying out of the boat.
No Sanji said Ussop.
I warned you, didn't I? Said the Priest.
He blasts Ussop out of the boat.
The shocks destroys the body from the inside out said the Priest.
Sanji! Ussop! Said Lucy.
Yeah, I'm fine said Sanji.
But what did that bastard do to us? Asks Sanji.
I got no idea said Lucy.
Who is this guy anyway? Asks Lucy.
My name is Satori, I'm one of the Priests of the almighty Eneru who watch over Upper Yard and see to the judgment of criminals like yourselves said Satori.
I own the forest end of Lost Forest said Satori.
A lost forest? Said Lucy.
Why yes! My forest in all its glory said Satori.
And now said Satori.
Your boat will be lost in its illusion said Satori.
We're using that said Lucy.
She will now speed along the Milky Road, eventually weaving her way to this forest's only exit said Satori.
I'm sure I don't need to tell you this but if you lose a dial boat in here it's the same as losing your way to the sacrificial altar said Satori.
That means you will have to find the boat and board it before that happens said Satori.
Of course, my hundreds of surprise clouds and I will never allow you that chance said Satori.
Does that seem unfair to you? Asks Satori.
Welcome to the Upper Yard said Satori.
The Ordeal of spheres said Satori.
There's a 10% survival rate so good luck said Satori.
Survival rate! Just 10%? Said Ussop.
You guys had better catch up pretty soon. She's getting away said Satori.
He's right you guys, we need to get moving now before we lose sight of her said Ussop.
If we lose her in this forest finding her again could be impossible said Ussop.
Ussop wait finding each other won't be easy either said Sanji.
Lucy you coming? Asks Sanji.
You two on ahead without me said, Lucy.
I'm gonna take care of ball guy said Lucy.
This should be amusing, you really think you can beat me, you rubber girl? Said Satori.
Don't do anything reckless he has weird powers said Sanji.
Back as soon as we get the boat said Sanji,
Great said Lucy.
It's just you and me now fatso said Lucy.
You'll grab that branch said Satori.
And Gum-Gum said Lucy.
Same move as before said Satori.
Pistol said Lucy.
He grabs her arm, spins her around, and slams her into a tree.
What's the matter? I thought you were going to take care of me said Satori.
I am! I said I would didn't I? Said Lucy.
And this time I won't miss said Lucy.
Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Whip said, Lucy.
And again said Lucy.
Gum-Gum said, Lucy.
Uh oh said, Lucy.
Darn it my head's stuck said Lucy.
Now where did those others scamper off to? Said Satori.
I'll be all so disappointed if they got away said Satori.
He spots Sanji.
Time skip
Lucy pulls her head out of the tree and spots Satori.
She goes after him.
Alright you that does it now you made me mad said Lucy.
Gum-Gum Gatling said Lucy.
Lucy, stop! Use your head you're only making thing worse said Sanji.
What the? What the? Said Lucy.
Oh no it's too late said Ussop.
Take cover they're coming at from all sides said Sanji.
Have fun i'll be watching said Satori.
Scene change
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot said, Lucy.
River! River! Said Lucy.
I went straight through, said Lucy.
Lucy, you gotta catch yourself none of these rivers have a bottom said Sanji.
Too much said Lucy.
Will you get serious said Sanji.
Time skip.
I'm going forget about what just happened but now you do what I say said Sanji.
Right i'm sorry said Lucy.
Yeah me too said Ussop.
Ok, first thing we're gonna forget about the boat for now said Sanji.
Then we're gonna all charge that fat freak that once said Sanji.
I don't care what kind of powers he's got with all three of us attacking at the same time if there's a way to beat him we'll find it said Sanji.
Oh don't be so sure said Satori.
Where did he go? Asks Lucy.
Satori appears and blasts Sanji.
Sanji said Ussop and Lucy.
Like they say life is pain said Satori.
Now who wants to go next? Asks Satori.
Satori beats up Lucy and Ussop.
Lucy regains consciousness.
You're still alive said Satori.
I'm impressed and as a reward for good behavior, we're going to finish our little fun today with a move. I've won several awards for said Satori.
My super secret surprise sphere dragon said Satori.
Introducing the sphere dragon, said Satori.
It looks like all you did was string a bunch of surprise clouds together, said Lucy.
Is this the best you can do? I have to say I'm disappointed, said Lucy.
Oh you won't be for long said Satori.
You see my friend this dragon is loaded with explosive surprises and all kinds of delightful shrapnel said Satori.
What does that mean? Asks Ussop.
If you even touch the fire bomb sphere somewhere on its body it'll be over for you and your friends said Satori.
You'll be blown to bits with the ensuing inferno said Satori.
Hope you like fireworks! Go sphere's dragon said Satori.
Get ready for my Gum-Gum pistol, said Lucy.
No Lucy wait said Ussop.
You idiot that freak just told us if we touch that thing it'll explode said Ussop.
Do you want to die a fiery death? Asks Ussop.
How are we gonna fight it if we can't touch it? Asks Lucy.
That's just it, we can't fight this thing said Ussop.
I think nows the time to run said Ussop.
What do we do now? Asks Lucy.
I don't know you're the captain said Ussop.
Ok on three jump said Ussop.
Three said Ussop.
Oh no this is bad said Ussop.
Well you are little survivors aren't you said Satori.
Ok now you're just toying us with said Ussop
Correct! It wouldn't be as much fun if you didn't experience the full power of the sphere dragon said Satori.
Shall we continue? Asks Satori.
There's no way you can win said Satori.
After all, i'm a Priest and you all look so tired said Satori.
Why don't you just end this now and die? Said Satori.
My heart can't take any more of this, too many surprises said Ussop.
You'll be out of options quite soon said Satori.
It's sad really, your little boat nearly reached the forest's exit and when that happens it's all over for you said Satori.
You'll have nowhere to go unless you suddenly learn to fly said Satori.
You'll wander around in this terribly unfamiliar forest and die exhaustion said Satori.
That won't happen, said Lucy.
Ha, nice try said Satori.
Spheres dragon attack said Satori.
You know you can't run forever and wherever you spot the firebombs will waiting to insinter you said Satori.
That tree will not give you any shelter said Satori.
It's like he's reading my mind said Lucy.
Stay out of my head and quit following me said Lucy.
What are you doing? Said Satori.
A wire! What the? Said Lucy.
Wait this must be how he control the dragon said Lucy.
No stop, said Satori.
She breaks the wire.
You ruined my sphere dragon, you idiot little brat said Satori.
Now you die said Satori.
Get over here this instant said Satori.
Let go of the dragon you fool said Satori.
That was close, said Satori.
That manic must have had a death wish, said Satori.
This isn't good. I have to intensify my training said Satori.
I can't let a weakling like her get the upper hand in a fight said Satori.
No even for a second said Satori.
That might block from using my Mantra said Satori.
You're right said Lucy.
That was close said Lucy.
It's you! How are you still alive? Said Satori.
Get off me! You horrible little girl said Satori.
I'll get you for this! Said Satori.
Let go of me right now! Said Satori.
Do not let him go Lucy said Sanji.
You too said Satori.
Hey Sanji, where have you been? Asks Lucy.
I was out cold on the forest floor said Sanji.
Where else would I have been, you idiot? Said Sanji.
But that's besides the point, said Sanji.
The point is you keep saying challenge this and challenge that, which normally wouldn't interest me however there are two helpless ladies waiting for me to come their rescue and I refuse to let them down said Sanji.
So i'm proposing this and I think you'll like it, Ordeal of Love said Sanji.
Unhand me this instant you maggot said Satori.
It's just not fair! You have no honor ganging up two against one said Satori.
We have no honor? Said Sanji.
You creeps kidnapped our friends and tried to murder a beautiful young angel said Sanji.
And you accuse us of not having any honor said Sanji.
I think it's pretty amazing you can predict our movement but what good is that when you can't do anything do avoid 'em huh? Said Lucy.
Stop! Stop, I said! Are you listening? How dare you disobey me? Said Satori.
I'm a Priest in God's service, let me go said Satori.
Now listen here, attacking me means you declare war on the almighty god Eneru said Satori.
I got a question, do you ever cook? Said Sanji.
Well you don't have to be a chef to know which dish is best served cold said Sanji.
You know this dish is really quite simple, step one season the main course with a smattering of defeat said Sanji.
Then you must brutally and without hesitation tenderize the meat said Sanji.
No, you can't do this stop said Satori.
Delicious said Sanji.
Time skip
He couldn't have shut up any sooner, said Sanji.
No worse than being humiliated by a guy who looks like that, said Sanji.
At least he had some neat tricks said Lucy.
Like predicting our moves before we even knew them said Lucy.
Hey, guys said Ussop.
Lucy! Sanji! I found the boat but you gotta move i'm serious if we don't get to it right now we're gonna be stuck on this stinking island said Ussop.
I guess Ussop's ok, said Sanji.
He's yelling something about the boat said Lucy.
Kick it into gear, the boat's leaving this place and we gotta get on it now said Ussop.
Get up here said Ussop.
You just hold on to my body said Ussop.
You're what? Said Lucy.
Here it goes said Ussop.
Ussop's aaas said Ussop.
Now that's what I call marksmanship said Ussop.
Ha Ussop you're a hero said Lucy.
Do you try to kill all your heroes like that? Asks Ussop.
I don't think so said Lucy.
You threw my back out you jerk said Ussop.
You fixed it said Lucy.
I can do anything said Ussop.
I'm surprised you pulled this off said Sanji.
Yeah? Well no more underestimating me said Ussop.
What are you doing? Said Sanji.
I'm not doing anything hold on said Ussop.
That hurt so bad, said Ussop.
I will never let you forget this said Sanji.
You know I could have stretched my arm and grabbed the boat said Lucy.
Look, we're on the boat and out of the forest and that's all that matters said Ussop.
Time skip
Let me do it again but this time don't make me laugh said Lucy.
Lucy imitates Zoro.
That's the best, said Ussop.
This is no time for goofing off said Sanji.
Nami and Robin are lost out there and for all we know they could be in trouble said Sanji.
Zoro and Chopper are with 'em you know said Lucy.
There are 3 more Priests waiting in the wings we may have more challenges ahead of us said Sanji.
Whatever the case is, we've got to get to that altar said Sanji.
So you think? Said Sanji.
Ok, we're sorry said both.
Time skip
What is this? Asks Lucy.
My money this is where we're supposed to find the next Ordeal which means another Priest so you two stay awake said Sanji.
Oh no, I think one Ordeal is enough of a nightmare for today said Ussop.
Which one seems like it could out here? String? Iron? Swamp? I'm so nervous said Ussop.
Relax it's just a grassy field said Lucy.
Open your eyes it's not just a field, it's a field with a thousand impaled skulls set up like trophies to scare us and its working said Ussop.
Yeah you're right I wonder who did this said Lucy.
It's another one of those Priests I just know said Ussop.
He's gonna tear our bodies in half said Ussop.
Another Priest with another Ordeal? Sounds like fun, said Lucy.
Are you out of your mind? Those are heads on sticks back there! On sticks, said Ussop.
And next it's gonna be us, said Ussop.
Oh don't worry so much Ussop we'll beat 'em said Lucy.
Hey, what's that smoke? Asks Lucy.
I knew it! They're gonna get us with string, iron, and swamp all at once said Ussop.
That certainly would save time said Sanji.
Ah! We're dead said Ussop.
Wyper appears with this group, sees the Straws Hats, and fires his weapon at them.
Gum-Gum Balloon said Lucy.
What's wrong with that girl? Asks a warrior.
Paramecia, one who's eaten a devil fruit could do that said Wiper.
Wiper we fighting? Asks the warrior.
Not now keep moving said Wiper.
We're ready! Come on down! We'll cream you! Said Lucy.
Make your move big guy said Lucy.
You smell and stink like Blue Sea people, which means your the ones causing all the chaos in Skypiea said Wiper.
Lucy, that's the guerilla that attacked on the White Sea said Sanji.
Just blow us up and get it over said Ussop.
If you don't want to die then go back to your Blue Sea immediately, because I promise if you do anything stupid on this island we'll execute with Eneru said Wiper.
They're up here trying to kill this guy Eneru? Said Sanji.
So that means these guerillas are different said Sanji.
If different means they're not Priests then means we don't have to kill 'em so for the sake of keeping all of our body parts attached can we please sail on said Ussop.
Lucy challenges Wiper.
I'm begging you please stop said Ussop.
You just stay on that tree limb. I'm coming to you said Lucy.
On second thought you'll probably end up killing each other before even have a chance to make it off this island said Wiper.
Wiper and the warriors leave
I wonder why they're up here said Lucy.
I'm not sure, but it must be pretty serious said Sanji.
But they seem to be enemies of Eneru as well as us, said Sanji.
You know I really do hate this place said Ussop.
Let's keep moving said Sanji.
I think my "I can't go into the jungle disease" is acting up, said Ussop.
I'm starving said Lucy.
How could you be hungry?! Said Ussop.
Look, we need you to calm down all of us said Ussop.
Let's just sing Sanji's song and everything will be alright said Ussop.
They start singing
Those aren't the words said Sanji,
Oh said Ussop.
Time skip
We've been sailing forever Sanji. When can we stop? Said Lucy.
Can we stop now? Asks Lucy.
Soon I just wanna make that filed behind us is way behind us said Sanji.
I think if we've come this fat they'll let us keep on moving said Ussop.
Yeah, I mean of course they will, they already have said Ussop.
I knew it! We're dead! We're dead said Ussop.
Haha! This is it said, Lucy.
You gotta admit this is fun said Lucy.
Hold on said Lucy.
I'm already doing that said Ussop.
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The suns going down, I wonder what we'll run into after dark said Ussop.
Do you think we can make it to the altar before then? Asks Ussop.
No, I don't said Sanji.
I can barely set the sunset through those clouds said Ussop.
I'm surprised they even have sunsets up here said Lucy.
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Ha we're climbing over a tree and it's the biggest tree i've ever seen said Lucy.
My stomach is already in knots and you're yammering isn't helping Lucy said Ussop.
Do you feel that? It's weird like something bad's gonna happen when we get over that treetop said Ussop.
Maybe but my money is on the rest of those Priests waiting for us at the end of the journey here said Sanji.
That's what you were sense Ussop an incredible sharp off this tree said, Lucy.
You see them down there? Asks Sanji.
Are those the Priests? Asks Ussop.
No just Sky Sharks, said Sanji.
Oh thank goodness I thought for sure we were goners, said Ussop.
Whoa whoa whoa! What do you mean Sky Sharks? Said Ussop.
Ah! Those suckers will swallow us whole said Ussop.
Gum-Gum Gatling said Lucy.
We're soaking wet said Ussop.
Check it out! We found it! Said Lucy.
There's the altar with the Gong Merry sitting right on top said Lucy.
Sounds like they're happy to be here, safe and sound said Nami.
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Where's the mast? Asks Ussop.
Oh look I tried but it didn't matter how hard I fought he still kept burning everything said Chopper.
I promise I did everything I could said Chopper.
Yeah well, are you gonna be ok or what? Said Ussop.
You must have been scared taking that guy by yourself it's a good thing he set the mast on fire instead of you right? Said Ussop.
We can figure out the details on the ship later said Ussop.
I promise to become a more dependable starting right now said Chopper.
Chopper, stop yelling at the altar and tell me something, Lucy said.
How'd you get rid of that Priest? Asks Lucy.
I used the whistle the Sky Knight gave us and he showed up to rescue me said Chopper. '
Oh! Where is he? I don't see him said Lucy.
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He was willing the sacrifice this much for us even he gave that whistle for free said Lucy.
If it wasn't for the Sky Knight you guys probably wouldn't have a ship and I'd for sure be dead said Chopper.
I got a bunch of questions for him but I guess i'll wait till he wakes up said Sanji.
We owe you a thanks well said Sanji.
The Going Merry's trashed and it'll be dark soon said Sanji.
So there's no chance we'll make it back to Angel Island until tomorrow said Sanji.
We should hop over to land and make camp on shore for the night said Sanji.
Why there? Said Lucy.
Because if we stay here and someone attacks us the first thing to take a beating will be our ship said Ussop.
Would you use your head, Lucy? Said Ussop.
Not to mention it's easier to fight from land than from an altar floating on a cloud said Sanji.
Camping said Lucy.
This isn't a party, we're in enemy territory said Ussop.
Now calm down said Ussop.
Not a party got it said, Lucy.
Hey, Ussop is a barbeque a party? Asks Lucy.
Time skip
These things are tasty said Lucy,
You'd eat sirt if we told it was food said Nami.
You haven't tried it what do you know? Said Lucy.
Quiet down now it is time to hear everyone's field reports said Ussop.
We ran into this Priest named Satori who uses spheres with different threats inside each one, explosives, dragons the usual said Sanji.
But really hung us out to dry in the fight was the guy predicting our moves using a power called Mantra or something said Sanji.
The Priest that attacked me was named Shura and used a spear that catches fire to anything, he seemed like he could predict my moves just like the Satori guy and i tried and tried to attack… but he dodged me every single time. Then the bird that he was riding burnt down the mast and the Sky Knight was defeated said Chopper.
Sounds like you all had a rough time said Nami.
Well what we found is that this island we're on is actually the missing part of Jaya said Nami.
You see the city of gold didn't sink into the ocean it was shot into the sky like us
Excellent work said Ussop.
Now based on your reports, we've learned that the Priests can predict our movements using a power they like to call Mantra, and the bird and the spear burn you. But most importantly we've learned that this! The city of gold is not a thousand leagues under the sea as we had thought but it is hidden somewhere on this very island said Ussop.
No way! Said Lucy.
That was the first thing I told you said Nami.
So what is this Mantra business all about? Asks Zoro.
Maybe it's some kind of Sixth sense you only get up here said Sanji.
Yo Chopper, do I need to grind this down anymore? Asks Sanji.
Yes it needs to be a fine powder said Chopper.
He suffered a lot of damage to his digestive system said Chopper.
This is it! An adventure with gold at the end said Lucy.
I can't wait said Lucy.
Glad to see someone on my side, i'm ready said Nami.
Lucy no, did you forget what the scary guerilla guy said about executions? Said Ussop.
God will be really mad said Chopper.
Sounds like fun said Robin.
Well, we wouldn't be very good pirates if we turned our backs on gold, so let's not said Sanji.
It won't be easy you know everybody up there already hates us which means i'm in said Zoro.
I say bring it on said Kisho
Come on said Ussop.
Aren't you even a little frightened of the wrath of God? I mean I want to live, don't you? Said Ussop.
Gold and it's all waiting for us said Lucy.