Lucy appears with a smile, and a bunch of envelopes in her hands, "We'd love to thank you all for the suggestions, we've put them in this suggestion holder."
Lucy dumped all the envelopes into a metal garbage bin.
Minisode - Stranger Bedfellows
It was nighttime in the Loud House and mostly everyone was asleep. In Lincoln's room, Eris was playing games on Lincoln's laptop.
"Eris?" Lincoln asked, tired.
She didn't look up.
"Eris..."
Still no response.
"Eris."
It was as if she was actively ignoring him.
"Eris!"
"What?" She finally looked up from the screen.
Lincoln glared at her with tired eyes, "I'm trying to sleep. Turn off that game or go play it downstairs."
Eris pouted, "But I want to play it in here!"
Lincoln narrowed his eyes, "...in my very small room on the floor?"
Eris smirked, "It's cozy enough, unless you prefer I play on your bed."
"No, you lost bed access the first night. I get that letting you stay here will stop you from destroying everything in sight but I gotta draw a line somewhere."
"Meanie." Eris blew a raspberry at him.
Lincoln rolled his eyes, "What are you even playing? You've been sucked into it for a while."
Eris smiled, "I'm playing My Goddess Harem 2, it's about a lucky and dense young boy who has beautiful women showering him with affection yet he can't seem to take a hint."
"...did you play that game all day? I don't want to tell you how to spend your existence, but isn't there anything more productive you want to do?"
Eris sneered at him, "And what's something you have done productive today?"
Lincoln was unfazed, "I visited Nice Eris in jail."
...
Nice Eris was sitting at the visitor center, smiling, "My gang initiation went well, I think!"
Lincoln was a bit surprised, "Oh?"
She nodded, "We discussed the nuance of morals in the modern day, and I learned how to make a shank!"
...
"Did she harm anyone with it?" Naughty Eris asked, giddy.
Lincoln shook his head, "Of course she didn't. She's trying to get out early for good behavior, remember?"
"Nah, slipped my mind."
"Once she's out, we got to figure out a way to get you two back together."
"Why? Don't you like me better without having that goody-two-shoes holding me back?"
"Not really." he bluntly told her.
"...wow. You didn't even bother trying to sugar coat it."
"Yeah, because if I give you the smallest bit of chivalry, you'll take it the wrong way and make it weird!"
Eris got onto Lincoln's bed and slowly crawled towards him, "Cmon Linky, you're a young healthy boy and you have a goddess right in front of you wishing to share a room with you. What do you say?"
Lincoln got off his bed, "I say actions speak louder than words."
Lincoln opened the bedroom door, grabbed Eris, and threw her out into the hall.
"Woah!"
The door then shut, Eris ran to it and it locked. Eris banged on it, "How rude! Where did you learn to treat girls like that?"
"Have you met Lynn?"
Eris stopped banging and thought for a moment, "Hm, fair, let me back in!"
"No way. You're being way too creepy! You've lost room privileges!"
"What! You're acting like a tyrant! Worse than Minos!"
"I'll take away your gaming privileges next! No more Morioh Party with me!"
Eris stopped, her mouth quivered a bit, "But...but I love that game! Especially when I screw you over in it!"
"Go sleep in Leni's room then! We'll play tomorrow!"
Eris hung her head and turned around, marching to Leni's room.
Unbeknownst to her, Grim watched the whole thing unfold from the vents with Lucy, "Don't you find it disturbing that Eris has the hots for your brother?"
Lucy wrote in her book, "I say she has good taste."
"Lucy, we be talkin' about a being far older than your brother."
Lucy shrugged, "I want to be with centuries-year-old vampires, who am I to judge?"
Grim groaned and put his skull in his hands, "I'll never understand women..."
Join the club, Grim.
