"Scrambled Eggs"


Charlie was putting up the banner that says "Happy first week, Sir Pentious" Luke was petting KeeKee "That looks perfect!" Charlie said.

Luke turned to see Charlie "I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel." Charlie said.

"Um... Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie said.

""Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie said.

Luke got off the couch and was done petting KeeKee "You're so cute." Luke said.

Sir Pentious came in with a new device that looks like a weapon "What the hell is that?" Vaggie asked.

"Oh, hello, purple female." Sir Pentious said.

KeeKee was being chased by the eggs "It's my new invention the "Skin Flayer 11,000". Sir Pentious said.

"I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents." he said.

"What? Why?" Charlie asked.

"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously, it must be a lie. I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!" Sir Pentious showed his paranoia.

"Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here." he saw two woman wheeling in the new parts.

"Sign, please." Odette said.

He signed happily "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Camine purchase." Odette said.

"Carmine? As in Carmella Carmine." Vaggie asked.

"Everytime I think of the name Carmine I think of my mom's work buddy." Luke said.

"You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie asked.

"Err, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Sir Pentious said.

"Okay, well, that stops right now." she took the parts away.

"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Vaggie said.

Luke gave a thumbs up, Husk gave the finger, Angel gave the finger, and Niffty just creeps him out. "I have my doubts." he said.

"Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie said.

"But I don't." Sir Pentious said.

"Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activates?" Charlie suggested.

"Not before we lay some ground rules." Vaggie said.

"No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests. And you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie said, wanting the egg boys gone.

They shot a laser into the ceiling "Ugh! What did I just say? What did I just say?" she said, pointing at the ceiling.

"What?" he asked.

He hugged his egg boys "Not my little egg boys. They do my evil bidding for me." he said.

Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie asked.

"Yes." Sir Pentious said.

"Then no more eggs." she said.

Sir Pentious let them go. Vaggie take the egg boys to Alastor who offers to take them on his outing today.

Everyone got ready for trusting 101 "Hi, guys. Thanks for coming. It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little... tension in the hotel." Charlie said.

"That is a understatement." Luke said.

Sir Pentious grabbed Niffty by the tail and planned to use a weapon on her before Vaggie takes it away "Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here." she said.

Charlie said "We thinking this group could really benefit from..."

She, Vaggie, and Luke jumped Trust exercises!" the three said.

Charlie and Luke landed perfectly but Vaggie not so much. "Vaggie, we rehearsed this." Charlie said.

"We're doing trust exercises." Charlie said to the group.

"So, what's with the whole, uhhh... This?" Husk asked.

"I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps." Husk said.

"Oh, I will, but it's cash up front, and I know that one, can't afford me." Angel taunted Sir Pentious.

"Gross! I'd never think of it spider!" Sir Pentious said.

"Right. Well, let's get started. Charlie?" Vaggie prepare to being Trusting 101.

"Actually, I thought maybe you could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you know better about how to build it properly." Charlie said.

"What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified." Vaggie said.

"You're probably qualified." Luke said.

Vaggie spoke in a drill sergeant style "All right, so we are starting with trust falls." Vaggie said.

She got into Husk's face "Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you." Vaggie said.

"I like drill sergeant Vaggie." Luke said, impressed.

"Who wants to go first?" Vaggie asked.

Charlie volunteered first she went onto the stage "I love you guys. Like really, really love you." she said.

Luke heard romantic music playing "Where's that music coming from?" he asked, while checking his surroundings.

Charlie fell backwards and Vaggie catches her "That felt good!" Charlie said.

"Angel, why don't you go next?" Charlie suggested.

"Fine." he said.

"This time everyone needs to catch him. Okay? Unless you want me to hurt you." Vaggie threaten.

"Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I love to suck..." he was cut off by Husk.

"I swear to fuck if you say dicks." Husk angrily said.

"Popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind out of the gutter." Angel said.

He falls backwards and landed into Husk's arms "But you know, dick's too!" Angel said.

"Gross." Luke said.

Everyone continued but it wasn't working well Angel suggested an idea.

Meanwhile Alastor was with the egg boys and meet Overlord Zestial who takes him to a meeting with other Overlords Velvette one of the Vees found the head of a dead exorcist. She suspected Carmella Carmine had something to do with this angel's death which resulted in the meeting ended real quick.

Meanwhile Charlie and the gang were in a BDSM sex dungeon. "Angel! What the actual fuck?" Vaggie asked.

"Get away from my body!" Luke said to some demons.

"No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage." Angel said.

Some demons begin rubbing themselves against Charlie. Luke pulled her away from them. "This is gross." he said.

"It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-" Charlie said.

"No. I told you, you could trust me. And I'm not going to let you down." Vaggie said.

"Please think of something else I would either get caught in a gang war than do this." Luke said.

"Yeah, I just need to teach them the way I was taught." Vaggie smiled.

Sometime later Luke got his wish Charlie shouted from the rooftops "This is how you learned to trust people?" Charlie asked.

"Better than those demon at the dungeon rubbing themselves all over us." Luke said.

"There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades and arms. Buckle up, butter cups, because today you boys become men!" she smiled.

She began throwing them onto the streets she was about to throw Niffty next until Charlie saves her. "Vaggie! No!" Charlie said.

"This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie." Vaggie said.

"No, it's not. There are other ways. It just takes time." Charlie said.

"Time we don't have." Vaggie said.

Luke was shocked seeing the fighting "How many exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times do we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway?" Vaggie asked.

Luke raised an eyebrow when Vaggie said to Charlie "her people" but focused on the others. The two girlfriends continued "I'm going down there!" Luke said.

He jumped onto the streets to help the others. Vaggie wanted to be alone. Meanwhile Carmella Carmine and Zestial talk about the dead angel revealing she did indeed killed it. Vaggie returned to the hotel and sees her trust building did work.