Ali's Pit in Minneapolis

Summary: This is the opening segment of this next episode of Total Drama Wrestling which takes place at the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

P.S. This was co-written by me and ShokuAli16

Rated M for Violence and Language.

ENJOY!

It's Friday March 15th, 2019 as we go to Minneapolis, Minnesota where we see 17,250 passionate wrestling fans while "Across The Nation" by Union Underground as the crowd was going nuts with loud cheers.

"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted loudly before JR began the introductions.

"We come to you live from the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota as we bring you another exciting edition of Total Drama Wrestling! I'm Jim Ross and with me is Mauro Ranallo and do we have quite a match card for you tonight!" JR said not only introducing himself and Mauro.

"Yes we do! We have five amazing matches including former TDW Intercontinental Champion Jay Morris taking on Noah Helton in a number one contender's match where the winner will challenge Tom Williams for the TDW Intercontinental Championship at Spring Fever, then we will see Zoey Brown take on Scarlett McGrady!" Mauro said to JR who was next.

"Zoey will get her hands on Scarlett after last Friday that's for sure but that's not all… we will see double champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam take on Amy Mahon, then we'll see Marley Callaway take on Amy Mahon, and in our main event we will see Duncan Brooks taking on Cameron Corduroy-Wilkins." JR said announcing the rest of the matches.

"What a line-up of matches for tonight!" Mauro said to JR.

"Indeed it's going to be an exciting night but first we have the double champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam kicking things off with her Pit!" JR said while the crowd kept cheering loudly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... the TDW Women's Champion and one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced while the crowd roared once more before 'Green Hills of Tyrol' began to play as Ali Moonbeam came out wearing a Minnesota Timberwolves jersey with the number being 21 to match Kevin Garnett's number, along with her leather jacket, kilt and boots.

"There she is! Decked out in a Kevin Garnett jersey!" Mauro said to JR.

"She may be the most popular female wrestler TDW has ever had! Next Friday though popularity won't matter when she has two title defenses next week at Spring Fever… but before that she will wrestle Amy Mahon." JR said while Ali high fived fans, and gave an autograph to a 10-year-old girl and took a selfie with her before entering the ring.

"How you doing Minneapolis?!" Ali asked the crowd who cheered loudly, before they began to chant.

"ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"This crowd loves Ali!" Mauro said to JR.

"They sure do! She is 34-0!" JR said to Mauro.

"Aww, thank you so much!" Ali said before the crowd's chanting finally died down.

"First off, it's been a bit of a busy week for me in Minneapolis; I've been on the phone with my agent Harvey Kent about the schedule and my publisher Jermaine Hudson about my memoir, but regardless, I've had a hell of a good fucking time!" Ali said to the crowd who roared.

"On Monday, I talked to my agent for three hours and my publisher for an extra hour, a long ass stressful day." Ali said to the crowd as she began to explain her week in Minneapolis, she mentioned what happened on Monday before she began to mention what she did on Tuesday.

"Well thankfully enough of the negative boring bullshit, now… on Tuesday I had a fun radio interview with Dan Barreiro where we discussed not only the legacy of the AWA, we also-" Ali said before the crowd cheered because the AWA was mentioned.

"Yeah… anyway we also talked about TDW with Spring Fever coming up next week, and I even mentioned Ultimate Showdown which is on March 31st on RSN and on Pay-Per-View in Vancouver, British Columbia… but anyway after the interview on Tuesday, I rested on Wednesday and on Thursday... that's where things get awesome, wanna hear?" Ali said to the fans mentioning Spring Fever and Ultimate Showdown, before asking the fans if she could continue.

"YEAH!" The crowd shouted back, before cheering.

"Well Mauro, the fans… want to hear her story." JR said.

"Yesterday, I decided to spend the day and hang out with one of my fans at Mall of America… so I decided to hang out with a very special fan, her name is Jade Healy, she's the fan I gave an autograph at ringside just a few minutes ago… give it up for her." Ali said to the crowd explaining what happened and who the fan was, before asking the crowd to cheer for her.

"Yea, you fucking heard me… first, I went into Hot Topic and bought several shirts over there and things from some other stores too." Ali said to the crowd who cheered.

"I know it's Total Drama Wrestling but she needs to ease up on the swearing." JR said to Mauro.

"Touché." Mauro said to JR.

"Whew!" Ali said to the crowd wooing.

"Now, after Jade and I went shopping, we went to Sea Life at Mall of America, now Jade… is a 10-year-old girl that wants to be a marine biologist and we had fun there, then we went to Nickelodeon Universe at the Mall of America… she asked me to ride one of her favorite rides was named SpongeBob SquarePants Rock Bottom Plunge, but I didn't go on the ride." Ali said explaining further what she and Jade did before explaining that she didn't wanna go on the ride, causing the crowd to boo in disappointment before she then began to explain why.

"Guys, please listen to me? I can explain this." Ali asked and said to the crowd who's booing died down.

"Normally I would have Mr. Yum-Yum with me when I'm about to announce this but ever since I was in the fourth grade, I've deathly afraid of SpongeBob SquarePants." Ali said to the crowd who gasped in surprise and confusion.

"WHAT?!" One female fan shouted.

"WHY?!" A male fan shouted and asked.

"Yeah, I was bullied because I didn't like the show by a couple of my schoolmates, anyway… I explained why and what happened to Jade who understood why… I didn't even yell at her not one bit." Ali said before she began to tear up and get emotional.

"God, this is gonna be tough, but… Jade has childhood leukemia, and her parents… told me that she didn't have long to live." Ali said to the crowd who then gasped in shock.

"So… after she and I had fun at Nickelodeon Universe, I decided to offer her and her family ringside tickets and backstage passes to tonight's show!" Ali said to the crowd who then erupted with loud cheers from the crowd.

"Now… Jade… I hope that you, your family, and everyone has an amazing time, watching some of the most badass wrestling you'll ever see!" Ali said to Jade and to her family before the crowd roared once again.

"JR, you have to admit that is nice of Ali to do." Mauro said to JR.

"I admit it, she's a good person." JR said while Ali took a sip of water from her water bottle.

"Now… here he is… he is an actor, a wrestling legend, a WWE Hall of Famer, and most important… he's former Governor of this great state, Jesse "The Body" Ventura!" Ali said to the crowd introducing her guest before "This Body Rules" by Jesse Ventura himself began to play before Jesse Ventura came out to loud roars of cheers from the crowd.

"There he is! Jesse "The Body" Ventura!" JR said to Mauro.

"Jesse "The Body" Ventura a former AWA tag team champion as he teamed up with the late Adrian Adonis." Mauro said to JR.

"He was also the former Governor of Minnesota to boot! His authority actually outranked Vince McMahon!" JR said back to Mauro before Jesse then entered the ring, before he was given a microphone.

"Young lady, thanks for having me on your show." Jesse said to Ali.

"Don't worry about it Jesse… first of all, it's so nice to see you after all these years… when was the last time we saw each other, I keep forgetting..." Ali said before asking because she forgot.

"It was when I guest hosted Raw back in 2009… you were in the fifth grade." Jesse answered Ali.

"Oh, right, right! I was nearing my 11th birthday that year… Hershey, Pennsylvania." Ali said to Jesse.

"Yeah, it was… I remember you telling me all about how awesome the town was." Jesee said to Ali.

"Yeah, it's really a dream destination for anyone that loves chocolate like I do… and that's coming from a non-diabetic hypoglycemic woman like myself." Ali said to Jesse.

"Oh right! I almost forgot about that." Jesse said to Ali, before apologizing.

"Anyway, let's get on with the questions… my first question is what was it like to officiate the main event of SummerSlam '99 while you were an official governor of this great state?" Ali said before asking Jesse.

"Alisabeth, let me tell you something about that main event… that main event was chaotic because even though "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was the WWF champion… his neck was starting to get really messed up again." Jesse answered Ali.

"Oi, I hate it when that happens." Ali said to Jesse.

"Yea, but despite that, it was amazing returning to the WWF, even if it was for a brief moment in time while I held the highest office in Minnesota." Jesse said to Ali.

"Yeah… question number two; I know I'm not the one to go into politics and all that bullshit, but how did it feel when you became governor of Minnesota in 1999?" Ali asked Jesse.

"Well I was also mayor of Brooklyn Park from '91 to '95 and I wasn't the most articulate politician, but all I can say honestly… I was surprised at first but looking back, it was a great honor being the governor of Minnesota." Jesse answered Ali before the crowd cheered and chant

"JESSE! JESSE! JESSE!" The crowd chanted.

"Cool… and also, when you were inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in New York City back in 2004, do you remember when we first met? I was five years old at the time." Ali asked Jesse before clarifying how old she was at the time of their first meeting.

"I do, I've been a year out of office… and I really wanted to run for president badly, heck I wanted to be the one to put a wrestler in the White House… not that blonde headed billionaire, who is so arrogant, so pompous, who's also a senile idiotic womanizing perverted dumbass motherfucker who I think is the worst president in US history Donald Trump!" Jesse answered Ali, explaining his desire to be in office instead of the guy that was just mentioned, causing the entire crowd to roar in laughter before Ali joined in on the laughter.

"Hahahaha!" Ali laughed like crazy, until the laughter died down.

"Anyway, I remembering meeting you, and after the hall of fame ceremony, you were sound asleep, Emmeline was also getting ready for bed as Monsters Inc. was playing on the DVD player in the hotel room, your father and I chatted about Gorilla Monsoon for 30 minutes before you woke up… you were waking up thinking that a literal monsoon was coming, you were hiding then under your blanket, it's similar to when I hang out with my grandkids… it was kind of cute." Jesse explained further about his first meeting with Ali, comparing it to hanging out with his grandchildren.

"Anyway… getting back on track, I have three more questions." Ali said to Jesse.

"Okay, fire away." Jesse said to Ali.

"First… what do you think about your time in the AWA and do you miss wrestling?" Ali asked Jesse.

"I'm grateful for my time in the AWA, Verne Gagne was a tough man, but he meant well." Jesse answered Ali.

"And as for your tag title reign with Adrian Adonis?" Ali asked Jesse.

"We were known as the East-West Connection, but we only won the tag team championship when Verne Gagne didn't show up for a title defense… my point is we were a good tag team." Jesse answered Ali explaining how they got their success.

"I have two more questions, if were born in a different time, would I have been a great AWA World Women's Champion?" Ali asked Jesse.

"If you were born in a different time, I'm not taking any credit away from Medusa but absolutely, you would've been a great AWA World Women's Champion much better than Sensational Sherri, but that's just me." Jesse answered Ali.

"Cool... and one final question, Jesse... do you miss wrestling?" Ali asked Jesse.

"Of course I miss it, but I don't miss the political side of wrestling, I miss the rush of the crowd of course…but I'm also grateful for being a commentator and call the greatest match I ever saw." Jesse answered Ali before explaining.

"WrestleMania III with Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat and "Macho Man" Randy Savage's epic match?" Ali asked Jesse.

"Ricky Steamboat and Randy Savage wrestled an absolute clinic, and that's what I see out of you week after week… you wrestle banger after banger matches, like in Baltimore a few weeks ago… that was a huge banger, when you wrestled in Cardiff, Wales inside Hell in a Cell that was a banger, when you wrestled in Vegas, that was an even bigger banger, I don't know why but when even when you took down Brock Lesnar on your 20th birthday that was a great match… even though he is the WWE Universal Champion, now." Jesse said comparing the WrestleMania III match, to Ali's matches and more.

"Cool, thanks for being here." Ali said to Jesse thanking him for being here, but Jesse had one more surprise up his sleeves for Ali.

"Whoa! Whoa! Not so fast young lady… I saw Brock giving you crap, about you being who you are, being autistic, beating you up backstage, in my opinion that is unacceptable behavior on his part so I have a letter that Brock Lesnar personally gave me, he told me to give it to you so I am." Jesse said to Ali.

"Okay." Ali said to Jesse before she got the letter from Jesse and opened the envelope before she began to read Brock's letter.

"Dear Ali, this is Brock… I want to be brief but, I have this to say… you were a tough competitor in the squared circle when we had our match, you were the better wrestler in the ring that night, I'm sorry for all the shit I said about you… I'm also sorry for beating the holy hell out of you before our match, I was just trying to get heat, I got too much of it and I just wanted to congratulate you on beating me… sincerely, Brock Lesnar." Ali read Brock's apology letter causing the crowd to cheer.

"Wow, I'm surprised and touched, anyway I gotta get ready for my match against Amy Mahon tonight… and as much I hate Brock Lesnar, I'm just gonna let this fucking slide." Ali said to the crowd who cheered, while Jesse and Ali shook hands.

"One more time, Jesse "The Body" Ventura!" Ali said to the fans addressing her guest who left the ring while the crowd cheered.

"Anyhoo, I'm gonna get ready for my match and work on my book in between… thanks and God bless!" Ali said to the fans before she dropped the mic and left the ring while her theme music played.

"What an Ali's Pit that was!" JR said to Mauro.

"Agreed completely, anyway when we come back we will see Jay Morris take on Noah Helton in a number one contender's match to see who'll challenge Tom Williams at Spring Fever next Friday night for the TDW Intercontinental Championship! Don't go anywhere!" Mauro said before the camera faded to black.

WHAT AN ALI'S PIT!

COMING UP NEXT WE WILL SEE JAY MORRIS TAKES ON NOAH HELTON!

READ AND REVIEW!