When I arrived at the party, I also saw that Oozma Kappa was there as well and offering cake, but each one they put out after baking in an Easybake oven ended up getting destroyed, which I felt bad for, so I simply went to their stall and spoke to them.
"Hey, guys. How's business?" I asked, which Don sighed at.
"Those guys are being real jerks. We just try to be nice, and they just destroy our cakes or eat them whole," he said, me frowning at that.
"Then it looks like I gotta help out, now, don't I?" I asked as I then looked at the one who broke their most recent cake, it being one of the members of Slugma-Slugma-Kappa, also known as EEK. And it was the one who had hair covering her entire face. I then went to her and spoke out loud. "HEY Furball Head!" I shouted, which got the entire party to halt as the girl in question turned her snake body around and faced me, moving her tail to her head and showing that her real face? Itt looked damn scary, that was for sure! Almost like Momo from the horror stories, but in the style of Monsters Inc.
"What. Did you. Just call me?" she asked, me frowning at her.
"Oozma Kappa tries to be nice to you and offers you cake, and what do you do? You slam your skinny-ass tail into the cake and ruin it. How would you feel if I ruined something that you liked, hmm?" I asked, the girl frowning at me as a crowd formed around us.
"I don't have to explain myself to you. Especially since you aren't a member of SCP," she said... wait... what? Then she did something impossible and changed her appearance to look like something completely different, it being a feminine version of the 173, but fully articulated, red on the face and all! And before you say anything, I know the statue in question isn't supposed to look the same as it used to, don't care, it's iconic.
"Peh, smoke and mirrors trick, huh? You'd rather hide your true appearance rather than show your true colors? Your true appearance must be adorable!" I said, which made the crowd gawk. And the feminine statue girl gawked at me saying that, me being weirded out that she had a mouth, but still, she had her red face turning purple.
"Y-You stay outta this! I don't have to hide my true appearance!" she shouted.
"Prove it," I smirked slyly. She then growled as she then changed her look again... but only for three seconds. Why? Because, in her rage, she showed her true colors! She was the tiny teddy bear SCP, but with some monster features like big ears and a horn on her head. And when that happened, I quickly snapped a photo of her in this form with my regular phone, which she gasped at and then returned to the statue form.
"Y-You saw NOTHING! You got that?" she asked, me smiling at that.
"Naw, saw enough. Now how about you go back to your teddy bear picnic while I share some cake with my Oozma friends?" I smirked, which one of the members of ROR gawked at.
"Oooooh! She's gonna get it now!" said the voice of the banshee guy, me frowning as my ears picked up the sound of intense running, me turning around and performing a roundhouse kick, which ended with the SCP girl being nailed right in the side and her to fall onto the ground!
"OW! D-Dammit... sniff..." she cried as she then turned into her teddy bear form and then ran off crying.
"Oh snap... you're going to be in for it now, I can make ABSOLUTELY sure of THAT!" said another female voice, me looking in the direction and seeing it was, get this, an SCP member. And who was it? One of the monsters that appeared behind doors formed by 860. So it was SCP 860-2, so she for SURE looked scary, even by Monsters Inc standards! "Nobody makes fun of SCP Shapeshifter, NOBODY!"
"I'm not a fan of people who bully unjustly. She literally ruined their cake for no reason, she should've expected that someone wouldn't be happy," I frowned as I tried to walk back over, but again, I heard noise coming from behind me. "If you attack me, I got another roundhouse kick stored away," I frowned, her then literally growling and speaking as I kept walking back to the cake station, as they'd made another cake just in time for Mike and Sully to have caught the pig and for Sully to take credit and for Mike to be mad at him.
"You're not going to get away with hurting my sister, punk! When those Scare Games happen, I'll make sure your team gets the biggest L of all! You hear me?! You will know the wrath of SCP Catra!" the SCP girl growled, me frowning at her.
"Yeah, go ahead and threaten me, I'm just going to enjoy a slice of cake," I smirked as I then was about to grab a slice of cake from Oozma Kappa... before both the slice AND the cake were eaten by the leader of ROR! And the entire party looked at him in shock. And rightfully so.
"You... just ate... MY CAKE!" I growled before then literally tackling the leader to the ground and roaring as loud as I could, feeling my inner monster come out! And when I did, the noise that came after was something that felt so ethereal... and I felt I could feel the ground quake at the noise I made, but I didn't care. It was worth it for the bully to look at me like he was scared for his life. "Consider this a rule from me. ANYONE who messes with Oozma Kappa, me, OR MY FOOD is on my permanent record! And let me tell you, if you're on that record, you will NOT be a happy monster!" I growled as I then got off the leader and he then scuttled away from me. "Now GET OUTTA MY SIGHT! RRREEEEOOOOOOOOOAAAA!" I roared even louder than the last time, which the leader of ROR did the impossible. HE FAINTED!
"U-Um... I think that you won... how about we make you a victory cake, huh?" Art asked with a worried smile, me smirking at that.
"I like chocolate," I smiled, him smirking and nodding as we then proceeded to move our baking station down towards our Frat house, which the members of OK then spoke to me.
"I didn't know you were that scary... it was awesome!" Squishy smirked at me.
"As I said, I don't like unnecessary bullying. In my eyes, only way to beat a bully is to be a bully right back to them. Make them see what it's like when the roles are reversed," I smiled. "But that roar I made? I didn't expect it'd be that potent... it was like it's been just boiling inside me, waiting to be released... and there's a reason as to why that is," I said as I looked around all over and saw no one in sight. "I'm not really all monster," I said, which made the group look at me in confusion.
"Um... what do you mean by that? You mean that part of you is wood?" Narleen asked.
"I mean that I come from a time where monsters don't exist... but monsters are banished there if they do something truly agregious at Monsters Inc or if they're bad guys... and I'm the great-granddaughter of a monster that's equally as hairy as me, along with multiple generations of both monsters... and humans," I said, which made the group connect two and two very quickly.
"You're... part human?" Squishy asked.
"Yes, I am. And no, humans aren't toxic or dangerous to monsters," I said, me then showing them from my cell phone that my foot connected right into the SCP's body and that it ended with her reverting to her original form from pain and embarrassment. "The Waternoose line must've did fake or mistaken studies that said humans were toxic to monsters, so it would discourage us from going far into the past on a whim from those magical doors... because, spoiler, I believe that monsters are an ancient descendent of humanity," I said, which made the Terri/Terry brothers surprised.
"You mean that I used to be human at one point?" "Same with Terri?"
"I mean that, if what my theory says is true, humans left this planet in the year 2100 after the planet was so heavily polluted that it became completely inhospitable to humans. They then spent ages in space before returning after plant life started to crop up again... And then, afterwards, the radiation from the trash slowly mutated the humans and plants until we have the first breed of monsters... and thus, we reach this part in our lives," I said.
"You know, I remember learning that we come from an ancient kind of creature in the far past, but humans? It's almost unbelievable," Art said with worry.
"Do not repeat that information to anyone, especially the teachers. Because if they found out, they'd either go into a panic, or they'd think us as insane... but I can attest that I am, indeed, 1/4 human and 3/4 monster, as most of my family members come from the monster line from multiple generations. Starting with Berri Bigfoot the 1st, who mated with a human, then that child mated with another halfbreed, and then what I can guess was a monster, as I never met my father, and then at me, my little sister, and my big brother, the latter two still being in my home timeline," I said.
"You got separated from yer siblings? That's so sad," Narleen said with a tear going down her eye.
"I'm not completely separated. I have all the information that I need in order to make a perfect door replica that would lead to my little sister's room, I just need to make the door again, since, when I got here via a door from Monster's Inc, they shredded that very door. I simply grabbed and copied all the information of the door's keycard and, thus, I now know how to make it," I smiled.
"How did you copy it, though?" Squishy asked.
"I've got a photographic memory. Anything that enters almost never escapes," I smirked. "Now, once that cake is done and gets ate, we're going to get to work on planning out some training. Because I signed us up for the Scaring Games. And I intend to do so with a bet with Hards-Crabapple. If we win the whole shebang, we'll get all of our members back in the scaring program. But if we lose? That'll be her decision," I said, which the monsters in our group smiled widely at.
"Ya'll'd be willin' to help us back in the scarin' programmy?! Really and truly?!" Narleen smiled widely.
"I should know what we need to do. It doesn't matter about the outward appearance, it all depends on performance and skill, no matter what Hardscrabble may say. And I'm going to train you in how to recognize every type of scaring mechanic and train you in all of the different things we need to do in order to win the Scare Games, as I've gotten someone to help give info about what and where we'll need to do and travel to," I smirked. "Now, are we ready? Cake's done and I'm hungry!" We then did an Oozma Kappa cheer and I then FINALLY was able to eat a slice of chocolate cake mixed with strawberry jam... and it tasted SOO sweet! And good thing I got this one, as it was the last batch of cake mix that Oozma Kappa had before they'd be all out.
Once the cake was eaten, I then went inside the building and saw that my stuff had been moved there ahead of time, it consisting of a few things I got from applying to the university, which consisted of an alarm clock, a MU blanket, and a cute hat that also said MU, but it was colored green, my request. I then laid out the plan that we would go with for our training course as well as moving it around our courses we'd be taking. I'd be training them early in the morning, then when it hit lunch time, we'd eat while training specifically in the tests we needed to train in. And then, we'd do one final bit of training after our classes were finished for the day, then have dinner, and then bedtime, which everyone was stoked for.
I finally went to bed, seeing that I was bunking with Narleen and she preferred to sleep on the top bunk. Oh, and she slept naked, but don't worry, she didn't have a chest... but she did wear panties. "Sorry if Ah wake you up in mah sleep, bunk buddy. Ah've been told by Mrs. Squiggles that Ah'm a very loud snorer," she smiled at me.
"Don't worry, I can sleep through anything. So when the alarm clock goes off, it and your snoring won't wake me up. You'll need to literally pinch me in order to get me up," I said, her smirking at that.
"Yay! I get to pinch you!" she giggled as we then finally hit the hay with me being on the bottom bunk and me snoozing very quickly. Even after Narleen started snoring, it didn't bug me one bit.