Anon: Here's hoping that this whole Kaguya shit would be, in fact, two chapters long before we start writing the Nora chapter
Bunny: Well, we still have to work on our Disney-Dreamworks project. Not to mention our Vytal's Hope one as well
Billy: DON'T REMIND ME. Vacation is almost over and to work on THREE?! No thank you
Anon: In fact, I don't think the Vytal's Hope project should have its own Fanfiction for now.
Billy: Yeah, I don't think so. Anyways, here's part 2 (?) of the Kaguya chapter
Disclaimer: RWBY belongs to Roosterteeth and Monty Oum (RIP). Kaguya-sama: Love is War belongs to Aka Akasaka
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Well, as it turned out, it didn't took an hour and more like a minute at most to cure the younger audience out of their shocked state. It only took a memory recovery from Anon in order for the students (and Winter) to remember what happened since of course they would forget!
"So Weiss on-screen mentioned that she saw "first time" as a first kiss, is where we last left off?" Winter asked, rubbing her head from the memory recovery.
"Yes, Specialist." Billy replied.
"There were so many emotions that I went through, even my semblance can't null most of them." Ren commented, groaning a bit.
"Well, worry not Mr. Ren. Because the first vignette is almost over and we're going to proceed to the next one which would probably be less... inappropriate, to say the least." Anon reassured as the universe resumed.
"It's your first kiss." Weiss answered.
Needless to say, Neptune and Nora were speechless.
"Honestly..." The heiress said in disbelief, setting down her teacup as she stared at the window.
"Weiss was the heiress of a Dust Company, so Sex Education wasn't exactly a part of her upbringing. Far from it, in fact." Jaune narrated.
The screen changed to a younger Weiss being tutored.
"She was taught that people kiss, but that's all that she was taught."
"Wait, so how did your sister knew if you didn't?" Ruby asked her partner.
"I... am not so sure." Weiss answered before turning to the Hosts, "Perhaps you have the answers?"
"In this universe, by the time Winter was given "The Talk" by her mother, it was before she left for the military and before Mrs. Schnee was reduced to alcoholism, for reasons we rather not say as it is not our place to say it since she's quite similar to the one in your home universe." Bunny explained, which earned a shocked look from the audience and a pained look from the Schnee sisters.
"By the time Weiss was hailed the new heiress, well... it's as explained in the viewing." Anon added.
"Anything beyond that was a mystery that she didn't know needed solving." Jaune narrated.
"You're saying the stork doesn't get involved?" Weiss asked.
"The world surrounding her might as well be a windowless black box!" Weiss' room was closed off as it zoomed out to show a pure black box.
"Oh man..." Neptune said with a troubled look.
"So no, she has no idea what someone's first time means."
"It's fine." Nora said, raising her hand with a dead look, "I'll take this one President."
"Can we talk for a sec?" Nora asked Weiss as she approached her.
"Oh dear..." Ruby said as she saw her partner blush in embarrassment.
"First time can mean lots of things but in this case..." Nora leaned in to whisper what a "first time" means.
"Wait, wait." Neptune waved his hands, "Don't tell me...!" He said with a pale look, preparing to cover his ears.
"Nope!" Jaune covered his ears.
"Why are you covering your ears?" Ren asked the blonde.
"I've already had my Talk with my sisters and it was embarrassing enough." Jaune simply said, his eyes closed shut.
"Too innocent!" Yang yelled out as she covered her sister's ears, Taiyang followed as he covering the reaper's eyes.
"Hey!" Ruby yelped.
The scene changed, to the relief of three blondes, to a montage of Nora whispering to Weiss with cut words as she told the white haired heiress with varying degrees of embarrassed looks, each whisper made Weiss' look of realization all the more intense.
"Like wild animals!" Nora whispered loudly as an old school countdown was shown until it hit 0 and showed a heavily blushing Weiss with tears threatening to fall as she had a massive knowledge bomb dropped on her.
"Y-you're not supposed to do that kind of stuff until you're married right?" Weiss stuttered.
Oh, this girl is gonna kill me! Neptune thought as he was shown breathing heavily.
"That doesn't really stop you from flirting with her, does it?" Sun whispered teasingly.
"Sh-shut up man." Neptune whispered with a blush but secretly, he agreed with his bro.
"I-I apologize if my other is giving you trouble, Neptune." Weiss stuttered out an apology, something that surprised the others considering she occasionally apologizes for anything.
"It's nothing, Snow Angel." Neptune replied, waving it off but the blush wasn't helping as Winter heard the nickname once more.
I feel like I should keep an eye on him. She thought with narrowed eyes.
The scene showed a view of Beacon in the dusk as a white panel with text revealed itself to the right side, as Jaune narrated the text.
"Results for today's battle: Weiss Schnee loses... some of her innocence."
"AAAND THAT WAS VIGNETTE NUMBER 1!" Billy announced.
"For this next vignette, it'll be something more entertaining." Anon added, as the screen showed the title for the next viewing.
"Love Expert"
"So this is where I ask Neptune for love advice?" Jaune asked as the Hosts nodded.
"Well, hopefully our intellectual here can give some solid game plans, right buddy?" Sun clapped his best friend's back.
"I'll try, I guess." Neptune shrugged.
You better! Pyrrha begged, as she hoped this universe was what she thought it was.
"Ah, I still remember the first time I asked Neptune for love advice, like it was yesterday." Jaune narrated as it showed Neptune with a shocked look, looking at someone off screen.
"You want romantic advice?" Neptune asked.
"Yes!" The screen cut to Jaune, who had a begging look as he continued, "And who better to ask than the smartest guy in our entire school?"
"You must have had pretty big faith in Neptune in this one." Ren said.
"No kidding." Jaune sweatdropped, considering the notion to ask the one in the audience for some pointers.
"I mean you've mastered the books and the ladies." Jaune added.
"Pretty big faith, then." Ren commented with a wide-eyed look.
"I see." Neptune sighed as he opened the door.
"Step into my office." Neptune said, earning a bright look from the blonde.
"Thank you!" Jaune said.
The book smarts thing, I understand. But when did I get a reputation for being a ladies-man?! Neptune thought incredulously.
"Yes, when Neptune?" Weiss asked the blue-haired hydrophobic with a narrowed eyed look, her eyes colder than ice that contrasted her sudden soft spoken voice.
Neptune let out a yelp as he struggled to talk, "U-uh, I-I never did such a thing!" He denied.
Lies. Most of Team SSSN thought but chose to stay silent as their friend shook like a leaf.
Winter smirked proudly at the state of Neptune at the hands of her sister, inwardly she feared that Weiss might have fallen for a womanizer.
(She's not far off. You don't say)
Qrow sighed as he was about to say something, but instead opted to take a swig from his flask than ribbing the Specialist.
"Oh younger me, do you know not? Neptune Vasilias, age 17, dating experience?" Jaune chuckled, "Right, not that much."
This sucks, what if I expose myself by accident? Neptune thought.
"The President is still a virgin?" A student within his subconscious said.
"Poor guy." A girl replied.
"How disappointing..." Another girl added as the three disappeared.
Neptune heard Weiss' chuckle and turned to see her, smug look and all.
"Where the heck did you come from?" He asked.
"You really are quite cute." She said.
No I'm not! I'm a man! Neptune thought defiantly.
A cute man... Weiss thought but expelled it immediately with a slap of her face with both hands, a blush on her cheeks, something that earned the attention of Winter once again.
"Yup, she likes him." Qrow whispered with a grin.
"What makes you say that?" Winter asked with a hushed tone.
"That whole slapping her face ain't enough evidence?" Qrow rhetorically asked, which earned an irritated look from the older Schnee sister for the sarcasm but she thought about it before watching the viewing again.
"So you need romantic advice?!" Neptune asked out loud, "You've come to the right guy!" He said as he sat down with a nervous look.
"So you're lying to him, then?" Scarlet asked.
"I got no other choice, and it's better than turning the guy down." Neptune grumbled.
"Not to brag, but I've never once been rejected." Neptune lied with a half-assed look.
"That's my kinda leader." Jaune said with an awed look.
"Don't tell me I'm that dense, am I?!" Jaune groaned.
(He's learning, good work Jauney. *snicker*/Hehehehe)
"Well, thing is Jaune..." Ruby hesitated, twiddling her fingers.
"You kind of are./You definitely are." Blake and Yang said in unison, earning a groan from the blonde knight.
"It's alright, Jaune." Ren assured, patting his back as his leader put his face in his hands.
"What's next, someone's probably crushing on me behind my back?!" Jaune yelled, his voice muffled.
Pyrrha let out a brief squeak before covering her mouth, a profuse blush on her face before she did her best to expel it, earning a snicker from Nora.
This caught Ozpin's attention, who by no means, saw the titanic crush the redhead had on her leader since Team JNPR's formation and chuckled amusedly.
"Something tells me that I might win our little bet." The headmaster told his staff.
"It will only be a matter of time, sir." Port said in a hushed but amused tone, placing a hand on his mustache.
"I placed a lot of money on this despite my hesitation." Glynda sighed, pushing her glasses up, "But I certainly hope Ms. Nikos would confess sooner than later." She added with a small grin.
(Tsk, tsk, tsk. Placing bets on your students for love confessions? For shame)
"He isn't lying, but that's because he's never asked anyone out." Jaune narrated, as the screen zoomed to see Weiss spying on the boys with a curious look.
I certainly hope he hasn't. Weiss thought, she quite found Neptune to be charming and after Jaune helping him admit that he didn't know how to dance, she was glad that Neptune was somewhat insecure of some things, even if dancing was one of them.
He's giving romantic advice? Weiss thought as she continued so spy on Neptune.
I don't actually know his views on love, but this could be my chance to change that! Weiss added in her mind as Neptune started.
"Okay, so what's up?" He asked.
"There's this really cute girl in my class named Nikos and..." Jaune paused, a blush on his cheeks.
C-cute!? Pyrrha's eyes were as wide as saucepans. COULD THIS BE THE UNIVERSE THAT SHE NEEDS TO LEVERAGE HER OTHERWISE NONEXISTENT CONFIDENCE IN CONFESSING HER LOVE?!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON-
(AHEM!/AHEM!)
Right, anyways where were we...?
The wide-eyed look the redhead amazon had was pale in comparison to the atomic blush that matched her hair and it didn't help that the others were ribbing her partner, who was in no better position than she was.
"This is the second time I heard you compliment the Champ, Jaune." Sage commented with a cheeky grin.
"Yeah, got anything to say?" Yang added with a matching grin.
"W-well, she is sort of cute, I mean-! She is cute but..." Jaune struggled with his choice of words, not exactly helping his situation but he's not exactly wrong.
EHHH?! Pyrrha could not believe her ears, and her blush is about the same shade as her fucking hair! And it didn't also help that Nora was shaking her from sheer delight, all the while squealing with equal delight.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MAN!? Jaune mentally berated himself. And it didn't also help his situation that the Ren Man With A Plan Full of Pancakes was patting his back in comfort but had that subtle, smug look about him.
"I just... wanna confess my love to her!" Jaune finished.
"Oh." Weiss said as Neptune hummed in thought.
"Woah!" Sun yelled out as some gasps were heard.
If Pyrrha couldn't believe her ears the first time, she thought she'd be dreaming about now. On the outside, she managed to rein in her blush but on the inside, she'd be jumping all over the place while screaming to her heart's delight!
And Arkos fans would've done the same thing too! (At least, I think some do)
As for our resident dork knight, his jaw dropped in shock at what his other had to say. He wasn't against the idea but to him, it seemed impossible!
Then again... Jaune thought before shaking his head, reserving his thinking for later.
"Oh young love." Port chuckled in mirth.
"I feel like Miss Goodwitch might win." Oobleck said exasperatedly.
"I concur, Bartholomew." Ozpin added, taking a sip from his cup.
The combat class teacher simply pushed her glasses up with a brief smirk, but inwardly she pumped her fist, feeling victory was close.
"That said, I'm worried that she'll turn me down." Jaune continued, a sad look on his face, "And I wonder if I should get to know her better before I do something I'll regret!"
Is this what Jaune felt when I turned him down? Weiss wondered as she looked at the knight with a frown.
"I knew he would say something like that..." Jaune muttered with a sigh, he didn't want a repeat of the Beacon Dance.
I won't, and you've known me more than enough! Pyrrha thought, hearing her partner, as she looked at him with a forlorn look.
Upon hearing the blonde's worry of him getting turned down, Neptune bumped his fist on his open palm with a determined look.
Jaune helped me once, guess it's time for me to even the score by helping him back! He thought, if his other could do it, why couldn't he?
"I know what you're thinking, buddy." Sun spoke up, earning Neptune's attention as the monkey faunus placed a hand on his friend's shoulder.
"I'm helping, any guy who helps my best bud is good in my book!" Sun said with a toothy grin.
"Thanks." Neptune nodded in appreciation.
"You could," Neptune mused, "How much have you interacted?" He asked.
"Well she gave me some chocolate on Valentine's Day." Jaune said.
"Aww, that's sweet!" Yang said, unknowingly making a pun as her partner groaned.
"Seriously?" Blake complained.
"What did I say?" Yang asked as she saw her father give her a thumbs up while Qrow facepalmed.
"Yeah? What kind was it?" Neptune inquired.
"Choco balls, exactly three." Jaune replied with a sigh.
"Only three? Yikes, feels more like a pity gift than anything." Taiyang took in a sharp breath.
"Trust me, I know the feeling." Qrow muttered, remembering Summer giving him three pieces of chocolate hearts after giving the rest to Tai.
Whaaat? Weiss thought with a shocked look.
"Was there any meaning behind them?" Jaune asked, wondering if there's a deeper meaning.
It means she felt vaguely sorry for you. Weiss thought with a deadpanned look.
Could've given more! Pyrrha thought bitterly as a storm cloud was visible on both herself and her partner.
"Maybe ol' Nep-Nep might think of something! He has that thinking face like Renny does!" Nora said optimistically.
"Nep-Nep?" Neptune questioned incredulously as his team, and even Weiss, quietly snickered at the nickname.
"I have a thinking face?" Ren questioned. 'Course you silly goose!
"Based on my ample experience, I'd say..." Neptune paused before finishing, "She's definitely in love with you."
Really?! She only gave him choco balls! Weiss yelled out mentally.
"Girls are frustrating creatures who like to hide their feelings!" Neptune proclaimed as he stood, "Their actions tend to contradict their actual desires."
"Okay, now Neptune has officially dug himself a hole." Scarlet commented as every girl has set their sites on his teammate, who was pulling on his hair, with less than pleased expressions.
"What are you saying, man?!" Neptune yelled out.
I hate that his other is somewhat right. Pyrrha thought. Yeah, but it's a matter of time~
"So all those balls might seem like a pity gift!" Neptune started.
"They're actually a romantic gift?!" Jaune finished the blue-haired President's train of thought.
What kind of logic is that?! Weiss incredulously thought.
Alright, that sounded like half decent advice. Neptune thought as he sat down, visibly sweating with an unsure look.
"I honestly don't get the vibe that she's into me though." Jaune's voice interrupted his train of thought.
The aforementioned redhead shot her head up, wondering what her crush on screen meant.
"I mean, just the other day..." Jaune's voice trailed as the screen switched to a flashback of a classroom.
"So like, are you single or do you have a girlfriend?" Pyrrha asked.
"I... I'm single." Jaune stammered out.
"Yup, I thought so." Pyrrha simply said with a smile.
"Gah!" Jaune cried out, clutching his chest. What is this painful feeling?
"Still on the market, girls!" The redhead told her friends as they giggled.
"Urk!" The knight cried out again! His chest feeling the tightening pain!
"He could've told you that from his look!" One girl said.
"That's too funny!" Another girl with pigtails said.
"I'll say!" The third one said as Jaune looked on with an embarrassed look.
X3! C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAK! COMBO BREAKER!
"AGHHH!" Jaune yelled out, dropping from his seat as he clutched his chest, THE PAIN WAS UNBEARABLE! HE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE! Even when rejected by Weiss, he felt sad and heartbroken but this! This was HELL. ON. EAR- I mean, REMNANT!
"Jaune!" Pyrrha stood as he rushed to his partner's side. Throughout the flashback, she was silently pissed and it's somewhat justified, the blonde's friends were looking on in concern.
"Billy, what's going on with Fearless Leader!?" Nora asked worryingly as the Host approached the blonde.
"Hmm, I think this is a case of...!" Billy drew a circle with his finger until he raised it up high.
"DRAMATIC HEARTBREAK!" Billy said in grandiose fashion.
"Dramatic Heartbreak?" Oobleck asked.
"There's been a lot of cases of this sudden phenomenon but it's nothing life-threatening." Bunny explained as her bunny suit now had a nurse's uniform, she approached the groaning knight as she pulled out what seemed to be a gun with a set of puckering lips as its muzzle with a small panel near the back of the gun.
Turning the dial below the panel, the panel's screen showed various names of certain people until she stopped at a certain name that made her smirk in satisfaction behind her bunny head.
"Hold still, please." Bunny said, leveling the gun to Jaune's lips as she pulled the trigger and the gun's "lips" seemed to suck the knight's in, simulating a kiss as Bunny pulled the gun back, releasing Jaune's lips with an audible mwah!
At that, Jaune gasped and coughed.
"What happened?" He asked hoarsely.
"Bunny cured you with her Kiss Gun." Anon explained.
"Kiss gun?" Yang asked, her teasing senses tingling.
"I'll explain later." Bunny replied as she motioned to the screen as the viewing continued.
The flashback ended as Jaune finished his recalling of events.
"I'm not positive but I think she might've been picking on me." He said.
"Yikes." Taiyang said as Qrow sighed, taking a swig from his flask as he remembered the many times he'd been picked on by Summer, they were simpler times.
I know the feeling, blondie. Qrow thought, mentally raising his flask to him.
Yeah, she was definitely picking on him. Weiss thought with a blank look.
Based on everything he said, she doesn't sound the slightest bit interested. She continued.
"I've got it." Neptune said after a minute of musing.
"It's because... you're popular." Neptune concluded with a certain look that said otherwise.
HUHH!? Weiss screamed in her head.
"Why be so suspicious of the things she says and does?!" Neptune said as he stood with arms wide.
"She's a human being! Just like you and me!" Neptune continued, pointing at Jaune as Weiss looked on with an exasperated look.
He's contradicting himself! Weiss thought as she watched the President rant on.
"I never really saw myself as popular..." Jaune said, sheepishly scratching his head.
"I don't really see how popularity is related to his issue." Ren mused.
"Maybe my other can explain why soon." Neptune replied, taking a sip of water.
The screen changed back to the flashback.
"So like, are you single or do you have a girlfriend?" Pyrrha asked as Neptune's voice intervened, seemingly filling in what he thinks what Pyrrha was meaning to say.
"Because I'll change that for you if you don't." He so clarified in quite possibly the funniest yet worst impression of the redhead.
Neptune choked at that as the rest of the students broke into laughter.
"Wha- what was that, man?!" Sun laughed.
"Th-that's not what she sounds like!/Th-that's not what I sound like!" The Arkos duo said in unison, though inwardly they wanted to hear/say that, some more than others.
"I like your voice impression, Nerd Man!" Nora giggled.
"Intellectual..." Neptune weakly corrected, embarrassed by his other's voice impression.
"I... I'm single." Jaune stammered out.
"Yeah, I thought so." Pyrrha replied.
"Wow, we're already on the same wavelength!" Neptune "clarified".
"Still on the market, girls!" The redhead told her friends as they giggled.
"He could've told you that from his look!" One girl said.
"He looks way out of our league!" At this point, to avoid being redundant, you'll already know the drill.
"That's too funny!" Another girl with pigtails said.
"What are the odds he'd be available?"
The third girl giggled but Neptune clarified it as such: "Back the hell off girls, he's mine."
In this case, Jaune was blushing that he was this popular, as the flashback ended.
That's seems wildly optimistic. Weiss thought.
"Hey, if it's stupid but it works." Yang started with a shrug.
"IT AIN'T STUPID!" Ruby finished with a smile and a thumbs up as Weiss and Blake facepalmed.
"It can't be... No way!" Jaune said in disbelief.
At least he has sense! Weiss thought in relief.
"I'm so popular that all four of them like me and now I have to choose one?!" Jaune added with a shocked look.
Ugh, I spoke too soon! Weiss mentally groaned.
"Well, we already know the answer to that one, don't we Jauney?" Sun teased, eliciting a blush from Jaune and Pyrrha.
"Wait, won't that cause a rift in their friend circle?" Jaune said in realization.
"Worse case, it could result in some bullying." Neptune said.
Pyrrha flinched, remembering the years in Sanctum and how her friends slowly distanced themselves from her due to her popularity, she looked down with a forlorn look but not before feeling a hand on her shoulder.
She looked to see Jaune with a reassuring smile, one that was infectious as she smiled in return. She was glad she had friends at Beacon who understood her, especially her partner.
"Female friendships are petty like that sadly." Neptune added.
I'll just pretend I didn't hear that. Weiss thought.
"Well we don't have that problem, right girls?" Ruby said optimistically as her team nodded.
"But everything will work out, because you'll be there to help her." Neptune reassured the blonde.
"You'll protect her from the bullies." He added.
"Yeah! That's our Fearless Leader!" Nora cheered with a fist raised.
"You know, despite being not that beefy, he's got a big heart." Yang commented with a grin.
"Good advise, Nep!" Sun patted his best friend in the back.
"My other was lying a bit but yeah." Neptune replied.
Jaune once again looked at his hands, contemplating on-screen Neptune's words. So far in his time at Beacon, it was Pyrrha who protected her, could he return the favor and do the same? Clenching his fists, his blue eyes burned like blue fire. Of course he can! Maybe not now, but when his skill can rival his partner's, he will!
Pyrrha, on the other hand, smiled. Much like the blonde, she thought of the time that it was her who protected him, but she never once thought of the opposite happening. The thought itself made her heart flutter at her partner being her knight in dorky, but shining armor, it made her all the more to train Jaune more.
"You think so?" Jaune looked at his hand, doubt in his mind. "I can... protect her?"
"Thank you!" Jaune stood as Neptune nodded back.
They're delusional! Weiss thought with a sweatdrop.
"I never confessed my love to someone before, how do you think I should go about it?" Jaune asked.
"Step 1! No serenades, didn't work out last time." Nora spoke up.
"Hey! I..." Jaune raised a finger but paused until sighing, "Yeah, maybe you're right."
"I certainly won't mind, Jaune." Pyrrha muttered but it was loud enough for some to hear.
"You say something, Pyr?" Jaune asked.
"N-nothing!" The redhead quickly responded.
"Certainly wasn't nothing." The ginger whispered with a smug and teasing look.
"Nora!" Pyrrha whispered back.
"Thought you'd never ask." Neptune replied, approaching the door where Weiss stood behind as the latter quickly hid back.
"Okay, so imagine there's a girl right here." Neptune gestured to the door before him.
"Eep!" Pyrrha squeaked, this was one Mistral classic and for her crush to do this? Oh hell yes.
"Is this what I think it is?" Sun grinned.
"Huh, that old trick? I mean, I guess." Neptune mused.
"What are you guys talking about?" Ruby asked.
"Oh my, it could work." Blake blinked, a few drops of blood fell from her nose.
"Sure!" Jaune said as the screen changed to a view of Weiss behind the door.
"You walk up to her..." Neptune said.
"And do... this!" Neptune held his hand out before slamming it at the door, startling Weiss as the blue-haired "Love Expert" closed the distance as if there was a girl in front of him.
""I wanna date you."" Neptune said, as Weiss heard his voice and blushed profusely.
Weiss, to say the least, mirrored her on-screen self as her face became a tomato, picturing Neptune doing the same thing but with her in front of him.
"Old "Wall Slam" technique, baby!" Sun exclaimed with a pumped fist. "Works everytime, all the time!"
"I'll admit, it's a sound advice." Ren commented, "It does make for a good increase in confidence, right Jaune?"
"Yeah..." Jaune stared at the screen, then at himself and felt a smile coming on.
It's possible but I gotta watch more to find out! Jaune thought.
Pyrrha on the outside was blushing like no one's business, but on the inside she's doing somersaults, backflips, frontflips and all kinds of shit, all with a stupid, kilometer wide smile.
Winter meanwhile, while she knew that the boy was lying, she could admit that he was doing a good job in giving some semblance of advice to the Arc boy, she felt that she was gonna find her sister's crush a whole lot interesting.
"You see, getting in her space will make her nervous and that will get her blood pumping." Neptune said. "Then, when you lean in close and speak of love, her heart will be going berserk, and that increases your chances!"
He really startled me... Weiss thought, breathing heavily.
"I call this technique..." Neptune started, as he pointed at himself.
"The Big Wall Boom, it's my own invention." Neptune finished.
It's called a Wall Slam and it's been around for years! Weiss corrected in her mind.
"That's... genius!" Jaune said, shaking in amazement.
No, you're just dumb! Weiss thought.
"She's not wrong..." Jaune facepalmed, he was well aware of the Wall Slam from all the stuff his sisters were watching.
"I can't thank you enough! You've given me the courage to actually do this!" The blonde said in gratitude. "I knew the guy who won the heart of Weiss could help me out!"
The last part made the President and Vice President duo gasp in shock.
And coincidentally, so have the ones in the audience, along with a blush on the side!
"Uh.../Well you see..." Neptune and Weiss said in unison, blushes still on their faces, earning giggles and chuckles from their teams.
Jaune grumbled, eliciting a sigh from Ren.
"Jaune..." He said.
"I know, I'm working on it." Jaune grumbled.
"I don't know who told you that the two of us were dating but I can assure you that isn't the case." Neptune said.
Of course it isn't, as if I'd ever give my heart to someone like him! Weiss thought.
"Gah! Dramatic Heartbreak!" Neptune cried out, clutching his chest.
"Sorry!" Weiss said, once again earning the attention of her team.
"She's changed a bit too much, it's somewhat scary." Yang jokingly whispered to her partner.
"No kidding." Blake giggled.
Anon and his fellow Hosts hummed. Looking at each other as Bunny went with her Kiss Gun.
"We might wanna discuss this later." Anon told his twin in a low voice.
"Quite." Billy replied.
"But from what I've seen of you two, you seemed really close." Jaune said.
"Looks can be deceiving." Neptune said. "Lately, I've started to think she might hate me, so yeah. I doubt she's interested."
What? Where would he get an idea like that? Was it something I said? Weiss wondered.
"Really?" Narrator!Jaune said, doubt evident in his voice.
"But President! You're a person with feelings too so how did you feel?!" Jaune asked, slamming on the table.
Neptune took some time thinking until he spoke, "You're asking how I feel about Weiss?"
"She's a rich girl, she's smart, talented and completely obnoxious about it." Neptune started, making Weiss a little pissed off but a little would be taking it lightly.
"Yup, that completely sums up old Weiss-cream." Yang chuckled.
"Hey!" Weiss cried out with an embarrassed blush.
Unfortunately, he's not wrong. Winter thought with a sigh, as her sister was somewhat like that as a result of their asshat of a father.
"She goes from childishly ditzy to pseudo-psychopathic at the drop of a hat and she's flatter than an early map of Remnant but that really just adds to her charm!" Neptune ranted on, making Weiss scowl deeper until hearing the last part made that scowl disappear quickly in less than 12 parsecs.
"Charm?" Weiss said with a flustered look.
"You know what I mean, right?" Neptune continued. "She's cute, yet refined. Innocent yet subtly lethal. She's so stinking perfect, I can barely believed she's real!" He rambled on with a giddy look.
"Ehhh!?" Weiss squeaked out, her blush deepening.
"Wow, he's laying it on 'em." Yang said with widened eyes.
"That's right! Between you and me, Weiss is everything I want in a girl!" Neptune finished, his eyes on Weiss' white hair behind the door.
Weiss, meanwhile, heard everything that Neptune wanted in a girl and had a blush that matched Pyrrha's hair.
She's standing right outside the friggin' door! Good thing I noticed! Neptune thought.
Weiss blushed, hearing everything that Neptune said.
Is.. that what he's into? Weiss thought.
"Well, I guess old Neppy Nep is being a bit too honest, eh?" Sun teased, earning an embarrassed blush.
"What's going on with you? A little under the weather?" Yang teased the heiress.
"Hey!/Q-quiet you!" Both said simultaneously.
"Aww, they said at the same time!" Nora squealed in giddiness, deepening the pair's blushes.
"I can see a ship getting ready to sail." Ozpin said with a chuckle as he sipped on his mug.
There he goes again! Thought the Beacon staff and Ironwood with a sweatdrop, Ozpin was somewhat infamous for being both a troll and a bit of a shipper on the side.
"Listen, don't keep your feelings locked inside, just be straight with her, she'll appreciate it, believe me." Neptune told Jaune.
Jaune took this advice to heart, and maybe so has a certain Amazon with a bit of a confidence problem.
Weird, why did those words strike a chord with me? Neptune thought.
"Uh, okay Pres, I'll do my best!" Jaune replied, as the screen changed to a smiling Weiss as the blonde exited.
"Thanks for the advice, I'll put it to good use!" Jaune thanked before leaving, passing by Nora as the ginger saw Weiss near the entrance, shaking.
"There's me!" Nora cheered.
"Um, Weiss?" Nora called out.
"What's up?" She asked. "You got some good news?"
"No, no." Weiss shakingly replied. "It's nothing..." She added with a creepy giggle.
"Afterward." Narrator!Jaune said.
The screen changed to a view of Pyrrha, as Jaune applied the old Wall Slam- I mean Wall Boom, as Neptune had put it, to good use.
The blonde slammed his hand towards the wall next to her head, making her blush at the close proximity.
"The big Wall Boom somehow worked, and ol' me scored a date with Pyrrha! Heck yes!" Narrator!Jaune cheered his past self.
"Well, someone's happy." Scarlet teased the blonde.
"I can't blame him really." Jaune scratched his cheek with a blush as Pyrrha blushed but strangely had a small smile on her face.
Yes! I have hope! Pyrrha thought, holding back a big smile.
The screen then changed to a strangely glittery and smiling Weiss, holding a tray with a tea kettle and cup.
"I made tea." Weiss said, smiling at a tired looking Neptune. "Would you care for a fresh cup?"
"Uh, thank you, that'd be nice." Neptune accepted, making the white haired girl giggle more.
She seems to be in a better mood. Neptune thought.
"Results for today's battle: Neptune Vasilias nullified a crisis of his own making but just barely." Narrator!Jaune concluded. "It's his own fault she was pissed in the first place so he'll take the L for today."
"Yeah... maybe I will." Neptune sighed, earning a pat on the shoulder from Sun.
"Hey, at least your other you got to give Jaune a date with Pyrrha, right?" He optimistically retorted, earning a nod and a small smile from his partner.
It was at that the screen dimmed to darkness, ending the vignette as Billy stretched, his body seemingly stretching to unrealistic proportions.
"Okay, for this last one is gonna be a musical~" Billy announced in a sing-song voice as he clapped twice once more, the floor just beneath the screen elevated, forming a large makeshift theater stage, complete with stairs!
"Oh great, is it gonna be those cheesy musicals like on TV?" Yang groaned along with Ruby and Qrow.
"I'll have you know that musicals are beautiful and sometimes romantic." Weiss defended, her sister nodding at the drunkle who burped at her face in retaliation.
"I'll have you know that this is less musical and more of a live concert type of deal." Anon clarified.
"Live concert?" Blake asked.
"Indeed-y doo!" Billy replied as he summoned a vintage looking microphone and tapped it before himself and his fellow Hosts teleported to the stage, summoning vintage mics of their own.
"It's time for the final vignette to end this 3 part viewing with a bang!" Anon announced with his mic, as the screen lit up once again.
The screen showed a big concert stage as a cheering crowd was heard.
"Woah!" Sun said in awe. "You weren't kidding when you said this was a concert!"
"This is gonna be exciting!" Nora excitingly said
It was then that a jazzy instrumental suddenly came on.
(For the purposes of this chapter, we placed the song credits at the end)
"Ladies and Gentlemen!" Billy announced.
"Put your hands together for Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos as they sing their cover for a most swanky song, live!" Bunny continued as the three Hosts said in unison.
"Love Dramatic!"
"Wait what?!" Jaune cried out in shock, he and who were singing?
"Fearless Leader and Pyrrha doing a duet?!" Nora squealed in excitement.
"I can tell this is gonna be awesome!" Sun added, his foot tapping to the beat.
Jaune and Pyrrha suddenly rose from the stage's elevator, Jaune wearing a gold and yellow suit and Pyrrha wearing her Beacon Dance dress.
"Ready?" Jaune asked his partner, who nodded with a smile.
"Let's go!" He yelled out to the crowd, who cheered louder as the instrumental gave way for the chorus.
Intro:
J and P: Oh love me
Mister!
Oh Mister!
J: Got me Hot!
Now I'm caught
Beggin' on my knees!
J and P: It's a tango for two
Deadly game
I won't lose!
(X3) LOVE IS WAR!
"Dang, Jaune." Yang whistled. "Were you fooling around or was your voice always this good?" She teased, as some of the students were impressed and some were surprised by Jaune's talent.
"I was nervous last time." Jaune sheepishly said, much to the surprise of his friends as the verse came.
Verse:
J: Anticipation
J and P: It's so exciting
When you're next to me!
P: Groovy temptation
P and J: Such a dramatic dance
Of ecstacy!
"Wow, Pyrrha I didn't know you could sing!" Nora gaped.
"I sang a bit when I was little." Pyrrha said with an embarrassed blush as she was inwardly gushing that she was singing a duet with her crush.
Jaune then stared at Pyrrha closely.
Pre-Chorus:
J: My oh my
Lover, you look so fine!
When you touch me,
I feel shivers up and down my spine!
J and P: We both know
That this is destiny!
Pyrrha smirked.
P: I'll break you and make you obey!
(J: I'll break you and make you obey)
She stepped away as she was about to hit the high note.
P: No I won't stop until I hear you say!
Some were in shock and awe at the talent that Pyrrha on-screen had, especially Weiss and Jaune, the former being a singer herself while the latter was simply taken away by his partner's singing.
""Break you and make you obey" Huh?" Yang said with a smirk, eliciting blushes from the Arkos pair.
"They're onto some kinky stuff." Sage said to the blonde bruiser with a small but teasing grin, earning a giggle.
Chorus :
J: Oh love me
J and P: Mister!
Oh Mister!
Don't be proud,
Shout out loud,
Let it set you free!
Hey Mister!
Oh Mister!
You can cry,
Don't be shy,
Say it's not a Dream!
Come on make me submit,
Lemme be your pet!
Wanna chomp at the bit?
Wanna play hard to get?!
It's a tango for two,
Deadly game I won't lose!
(x6) LOVE IS WAR!
As the song finished, the crowd went crazy. Jaune and Pyrrha held hands as they bowed.
"Thank you and good night!" Both said as Pyrrha snuck a peck at the blonde's cheek, making him blush as the screen dimmed.
The audience joined in the applause, some were more thrilled than others.
"That was awesome!" Ruby yelled out.
"I'll admit, their voices were good together." Weiss admitted with a small smile.
"Care to explain the cheeky kiss, P-money?" Yang asked teasingly.
"U-uh... other me?" Pyrrha stuttered, as was Jaune, who was gobsmacked by that performance, and was over the moon by that kiss!
"I don't think that's an excuse~" Nora whispered, making the redhead's blush deepen.
"Besides that kiss, that performance was awesome!" Sun said, taking a sip of his banana smoothie.
"No kidding." Neptune added as Sage and Scarlet nodded.
"Bravo! Simply magnificent!" Port bellowed out in jubilation.
"It was indeed a good send off." Ozpin concurred, taking a sip from his mug as Goodwitch nodded.
"Glad to see that everyone was happy with that final little vignette." Bunny said as the stage lowered down to be one with the floor again.
She then heard something vibrate and pulled out a flip phone from behind her(?). Magic bullshit at its finest, dear readers.
"Huh." Bunny said. "Boss says I'm needed here for several more viewings."
"One more pair of hands, I guess." Anon shrugged before turning to the audience. "But with that, we'll head on back to our second trailer."
"WHICH MEANS...!" Billy started.
"It's Nora time!" Nora jumped out of her seat in joy...
[SUPER SUDDEN BADASS CLIFFHANGER X3?!]
Billy: FINALLY
Anon: Well, we had to cramp both vignettes together in order to not extend this shit for too long.
Bunny: Yup, so anyways about that little song segment that served as our third vignette
Billy: My idea. And we would've gone for the original by Masayuki Suzuki but after listening to Caitlin Myers' cover, it was just too good
Anon: Yeah, I listened to it after I was forced to by this idiot
Billy: I CONVINCED YOU
Anon: Whatever, anyways how's this little chapter? What are your thoughts? As always, Read and Review
Billy: Favorite and Follow!
Bunny: Stay Tuned For The Next Chapter!
Anon: Stay Cool and Anonymous
Billy: AND STAY BOMBASTIC!
Song Credits:
Love Dramatic- Masayuki Suzuki ft. Rikka Ihara
Cover Song- Caitlin Myers and Y. Chang