Warning will contain a graphic scene. I also don't own MGE only my characters.
"So, how was the food?" I said to Yondu after we just finished eating the alice.
"Not bad, not bad at all. I'm surprised how these so-called 'monsters' have a unique taste. I was expecting them to taste more human." Said Yondu as he was messing with the trenchgun.
"Well, some do taste human."
"Oh? Which ones?" turning his attention to me.
"Humans." Yondu let out a huff of amusement before we continued to walk silently.
"So, if I remember correctly, you were the one who accidentally found this dimension, correct?"
"Yep. And saw quite a lot of things. Hell, I even met a Lilim."
"Really! A Lilim! Where?!" I nearly yelled in excitement.
"Down, boy, down." He pulled out a spray bottle and began spraying me with water as he said that. In response, I began to hiss at him. "... Da fuq?"
"Nothing; either way, where did you see this, Lilim? Did you capture her?!" I said excitedly.
"Sadly, no. But she does remember me as I met her again. She was terrified of me. She even refused to fight me and instantly began to fly away. I should've torn her wings off rather than her tail." He said grumpily.
"Drat, I haven't had a Lilim yet. Well, sucks."
"But I did capture the second one I found." Hearing this, I squealed instantly at him, which made him move back in surprise. "She's back at base, so no, you can't eat her." he scolded me before I got any ideas.
"FUCK!" At that, he chuckled at me. "Man fuck you, you got my hopes up."
"I know." He admitted, which made me grumble at him. "Either way, back to where I was. When I fought the first Lilim, I had trouble fighting her."
"Why?"
"Magic."
"Shit." Hissing at the info. "How strong?"
"Nearly that of gods, but way lesser. It's still powerful, though. And their strength isn't nothing to laugh at either. But I had fun fighting her." He said, looking as if it was a fond memory.
"Then how did you make her fear you?"
"I began using other nearby monsters to heal myself and her blood. Plus, I was using blood magic at the time." I hummed at the info, and he continued, "Also, she was terrified of how little damage she was doing. As I get it, she's one of the few youngest, but still, even the young ones should've been able to do something. But not to me, and that scared her."
"Did she ever go lethal?"
"Eventually, yeah. That's when she really started hurting me." chuckling at that part. "But I got lucky and managed to pin her down and rip her tail off."
"Mm, how damaged were you before she had to retreat?"
"She managed to get my jaw off and cut an arm."
"Hm, guess we need a team of two or three for them."
"Yep, which is exactly what we did when we found the location of another Lilim."
"Imagine Lilith; how strong will she be?"
"If she could hold back and injure the chief 'god,' probably godly." He simply said while making hand gestures for the god part.
"So a team of six of our level would be enough to kill her then?" I asked.
"Maybe eight would be better. Alright, come, let's run the rest of the way there." As he began sprinting away, I quickly looked around and shrugged before sprinting after him.
(Three days later)
Once we had arrived at the base, we took off our human disguises. We are humanoid figures with more scaling on the masculine side. My whole body is porcelain white and looks to be made of plastic (but it isn't). I have red hair, two circular red glass acting as eyes, and a constant red smile from 12 rectangles in a U formation. I was also naked but showed no genitalia.
"Finally, those disguises feel so damn limiting," I said, stretching my limbs.
"Cause they are limiting," responded Yondu, slapping the back of my head.
"Oh... yeah, I forgot."
"Dummy. Either way, I'm going to upgrade my body. I'll leave you be for now." Nodding to him, I also went to do my own thing around here.
(Later)
"... Why are you in a banana suit?" I said to the base supervisor.
"I lost a bet." She said simply.
"Ah... So, uh, I'm ready to report."
"Cool, hit me with it." So I did. *Smack* "Mother fucker, I didn't mean literally!"
"Hey, you didn't specify. How I was supposed to know." I argued.
"Oh, you mother-"
(Later)
"... So uh... Why are you on fire?" I said, looking over to my brother, who was on fire but seemed unfazed.
"I was trying to mess around with some new weaponry involving napalm and other types of flammable materials, but it ended up blowing up on me." He explained, still looking bored.
"And how long will you be on fire for?"
"Ten years."
"Damn bitch what the fuck were you using!"
(Later)
"So this is the Lilim," I said as I approached the Lilim. She was in a very horrible state. Her whole body was skinned; her tail, wings, and horns were cut off. Her eyes were dangling out of her eye sockets. Her midsection was opened up, revealing her innards. And worse of all... She was still alive. Poke her side, she reacted to it and a pained, muffled groan.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please just end it. Make the pain stop." Her voice was soft and beautiful. But it was filled with so much pain and suffering. I almost would pity her if she kinda didn't forcefully assimilate innocent people into another species.
"Kellion, you aren't trying to cut a piece off her right." The sudden sound of a new voice made me jump. "Pft, too easy."
"Gurl fuck you." Before laughing, "How are you doing, sister Gylda?" She was the same as me in a bit. Her body is porcelain white and looks made of plastic like mine. But unlike me, she doesn't have two circular red glasses for her eyes but instead two crosses for her eyes and a flat line for her mouth. Her hair, mouth, and eyes were also bright yellow. She was also naked but, like me, didn't have any genitalia.
"I'm doing fine, brother Kellion. Interested in the Lilim?"
"Yeah."
"Well, from what I've found, she's the second youngest."
"Damn! Also, why is she in this state?"
"I'm testing to see her regenerative properties, what type of different proteins she produces, and if I can find a cure with her as well."
"For uh..."
"Corruption," she revealed.
"Ah, so did you yet?"
"Only for the males."
"Mm. welp, I'll leave you to your work then." I then walk off while waving to her. She waves back before I see her continuing her work.
(Later)
"GUYS!" Yelled out a brother.
"What!" yelled out many of my brothers and sisters.
"Dog." He then held up a dog that was panting very happily.
*Cue wholesome aggressive petting*
(Later)
"Hey, Kellion." Said Yondu, approaching me. "Watchu eating?"
"Alraune."
"Really? Where did you find one?" he said, crossing his arms.
"Not that far, really only a mile away."
"Huh."
-Entree-
[Alraune]
They are hard to describe, but it would be like a meaty vegetable in my best interception. But for taste, it would be like a very juicy fungus taste. It's really hard to describe it. But still, I did enjoy it, and the alraune meat did go well with many other types of foods. Whether they be salads, meats, etc.
[Others]
They don't have that many organs; the only edible thing is their flesh. But their nectar is a very good stamina stimulant. I'll write how to rid the aphrodisiac in the nectar as soon as I figure it out.
-Update-
To remove the aphrodisiac, you must add a certain type of chemical to remove it. Don't worry. This chemical is easily found in boiling wheat. Why wheat? I have no fucking clue? Either way, mix it with the nectar once you have boiled it for an hour, and it'll be removed.
"That's a lot of alraunes." Said Yondu as we were looking at a field of alraunes we dug up and replanted.
"Yep, but hey, at least they provide good stamina stimulants."
"True."
Targetdestroyer123: Yeah, your right. He is a Gary Stu, but these are meant to be short and quick stories, so I had to make him strong. Plus, it's easier for me. Another thing is he ain't a cannibal. Also, yeah, you're right their way ain't really a good one.
Devlin the bandit: Hey, thanks for the recommendation. I'll be sure to check it out. And yeah it was brutal death for the alice which is why I liked it. :)
Peace!