After a while, Omni-Man, Homelander, and Peacemaker gathered at a table, each holding a pint.

"You actually shoved your son through a train?" Chuckled Homelander. "Father of the year you are not, dude."

"Watch your words, boy." Warned Omni-Man.

"Take it easy, Nolan." Replied Peacemaker. "We're supposed to be working together."

Peacemaker heard a hamster minion approach him with a scythe, so he pointed his revolver at the minion and fired without even turning around.

"Jeez, you killed that thing more than I killed the Boys in that game of Cards Against Humanity." Chuckled Homelander.

"I know that game." Omni-Man replied. "My son, Mark, played it with his friends all the time."

"I know that game too." Said TTL Sweetie. "My moms play that game with their friends a lot as well."

"It's so fucking stupid." Said Omni-Man and TTL Sweetie in unison.

Meanwhile, Ash was talking to Pikachu.

"Isn't that translator uncomfortable on you?" Ash asked.

"Nah." Pikachu replied. "Besides, it's handy for talking to you and others so you can finally understand what I'm saying."

Meowth managed to see them, and froze in place. He didn't know what to do.

"Oh no." He said to himself. "I've changed my ways for real, but I doubt they'd believe me, as I have pulled the wool over their eyes before. What if they just attack me?"

As Meowth wondered how to approach them, Original Furrball went to Original Calamity while he was inventing a tracker.

"Calamity, are you also worried that our apartment could be destroyed?" Furrball asked. "And all our stuff, such as those presents you got me?"

"Don't worry about that, Furrball." Came the coyote's reply. "In case something happened to the houses and buildings in Show Town, me and my reboot counterpart made forcefields for all the buildings, so they would be intact."

"What a relief." Furrball replied, sighing with relief.

Upon seeing the villains, Buster (original) began thinking to himself.

"Would Monty be working with them?" He asked himself. "Unlikely. Retnuh is working with them, and all toons hate him, so I doubt that Monty would work with him."

Buster then began to look a bit down.

"Jeez, thinking about Monty makes me think back to before he became rich." He said. "We were close friends, and now he's become an angry loud-mouthed bully. I've held back my feelings for too long. And not those kinds of feelings before you people type in reviews! I meant feelings as in feelings that he has changed for the worse."

Little did Buster know that Montana Max was watching him from bushes along with his reboot counterpart.

"What is that rabbit so sad about?" Montana asked himself. "I wouldn't ally with that Retnuh, but perhaps I could attack him while his spirits are down!"

"Good thinking, original me." Cackled TTL Montana Max.

Before either Montana Max could take any action, there was a large fire breath that fired next to them, prompting them to duck for cover. The fire breath belonged to Bowser, who leapt from the bushes.

"Check your watches!" He proudly and loudly proclaimed. "It's Bowser time!"

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" Asked Omni-Man.

"The Koopa King!" Bowser proudly proclaimed. "And what are you supposed to be? A moustached Superman knockoff?"

"I'm your worst nightmare." Snarled Omni-Man, flying over to and grabbing Bowser by the neck.

Both versions of Calamity quickly took notice, and could see where it was going. As quick as Little Beeper, they both painted a train tunnel on a roll-up tarp. Omni-Man could hear the train coming, and held Bowser up in front of it by his neck.

"Perhaps this will get you to think." Said Omni-Man, emphasising the "think" part.

The train rushed through Bowser at full speed. Bowser could feel the metal and glass crash into his body at full speed. By the time the entire train has been destroyed, Bowser looked barely hurt.

"Ha!" He cackled. "I've taken worse than that!"

"Then I guess we'll see how durable your face is." Replied Omni-Man, turning Bowser around and beginning to grab and crush his face. Blood began to pour from Bowser's nostrils and his left eye began to slowly bulge out of it's socket.

"Whoa, Deja vu." Commented Homelander.

Bowser tried to punch Omni-Man's chest, but barely did much damage. He tried to burn Omni-Man with his fire breath, but Omni-Man still looked unfazed. Eventually, Bowser's left eye burst from its socket as his blood squirted onto Omni-Man's face. Then, Omni-Man crushes Bowser's head before tearing it off, and using it to slice Bowser's body in half from the tip of his neck to the tip of his tail. Omni-Man then proceeds to stomp on Bowser's decapitated head before floating, folding his arms, and chuckling ominously.

"What a disgrace to your species." He said.

Bowser JR saw his father's remains, and ran away screaming in fear, followed by the other Koopa Kids.

"I got this." Chuckled Homelander, activating his head vision which incinerated the Koopa Kids instantly. "Heh. It's like I keep saying. I can do-"

"Anything you want, we get it!" Interrupted TTL Sweetie.

Homelander was about to burn TTL Sweetie with his heat vision when he noticed what she was writing on a sheet of paper.

"Guy and girl crushes?" He asked. "How does that even make sense?"

"I'm bi, you jackass!" Exclaimed TTL Sweetie.

"Regardless of her tough exterior, she does seem to care for her friends." Original Furrball whispered to Original Calamity.

"Yeah, it does seem that way." Agreed Original Calamity.

"So, I take it we shouldn't tell our friends about that one Halloween party where we ki-" Furrball went to ask.

"We're taking that to the grave, Furrball!" Calamity replied.


From the next chapter onwards, I should consider going back and forth between characters at the base and characters taking on the villains.