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Tales of the Multiverse Bit 89
Ah... fuck...
OMEGA SQUADRON arrives in a post apocalyptic United States in the 31st century where they came across a large number of robotic creatures. And despite the dangerous threat presented before them, the team stood their ground in utter bravery.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Richard "Dick" Simmons exclaimed in panic.
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Meanwhile somewhere in medieval-fantasy world, we head towards a forest located in a local country where we see Team Idolo which consists of Andres "Singko" Alvarez, Daisuke Niwa, Erica Hartmann, Gertrud Barkhorn, Ibuki Mioda, Ikkaku Madarame, Komaru Naegi, Madoka Amano, Shana, Subaru Natsuki, Tsubasa Ootori and Yugi Mutou walking around while keeping their heads-up for any hostile attractions.
Madarame then spoke, "I heard that there's some new types of drinks available at the AniManga Cafe." he shared, "I say we drop by in that place once this mission is over." he suggested.
Ibuki nodded, "I'm down with that!" she cheered in agreement.
"I wonder what kind of new drinks Miss Fong added in their menu?" Madoka thought out loud.
"I bet it's a Jungle Bird." Subaru presumed, "You can't get anymore classic than that." he commented.
"I'm kinda thinking of the Long Island Iced Tea." Tsubasa admitted, "The combination of four spirits: light rum, vodka, tequila and gin gives this drink a sickly sweet sensation." he described.
"Woah! I would love to have a taste of that." Subaru said in anticipation.
"I would love to come along..." Yugi spoke, "... but I don't wanna get drunk." he stated.
"Don't worry." Madarame reassured, "You can just swig some sodas or something with less spirits." he stated.
Gertrud then turns to them, "Don't let your guards down team." she advised, "We're still in the midst of our mission, so save your drinking plans for later." she stated, "Hearing you guys talk about drinks makes me want to drink too." she admitted.
Madoka chuckled in response, "Sorry about that." she apologized.
The group then arrives in an open area where they are greeted by the sight of a number of Emotionless mindlessly walking around and bumping to each other unknowingly at the same time.
Daisuke is taken aback by this, "Uweh! That's a lot of Emotionless!" he squawked.
"What the heck is this? Some sort of gathering." Shana uttered in disbelief.
Singko snorted, "Well... we found what we're looking for..." he pointed out, "So, I think it's about time that we clean up the trash!" he declared, "Team Idolo, action!" he beckoned.
And with that, the group of heroes charges towards the Emotionless and a fight ensues.
(Play Andrade El Idolo AEW Theme - Kill The Messenger by Mikey Rukus)
The first to attack is Yugi whom brought out a pair cards before placing it on the duel disk at his left arm where he summoned a green winged dragon and a magnet-based warrior, the dragon then breathed out a green-colored flame which burned the Emotionless to crisps while the magnet warrior sliced another Emotionless in half using it's sword.
As this is going on, we see Tsubasa charging towards an Emotionless with a blade in hand, the beyblader then glides to the wind upwards, "Metal Wing Smash!" he roared as his body glows with purple aura, he then crashes down to the creature, killing it.
"So, Yugi..." Tsubasa spoke, "... have you ever thought of trying other card games like Cardfight! Vanguard and Zenonzard?" he asked.
"I have though." Yugi answered, "But it's not what you expected though." he uttered.
"What happened?" Tsubasa asked.
"When I was having a card battle with Joey the other day, someone mixed some cards from Buddyfight." Yugi shared.
"Did you lose because of that?" Tsubasa assumed.
Yugi shook his head, "No, I accidentally used those cards and won for some reason." he admitted with a sheepish grin.
Meanwhile, Subaru faces a few Emotionless before him, the tracksuit-wearing boy then brought out his whip and began to hit every creature coming towards him, "Invisible Providence!" he shouted before creating an invisible force field in the shape of a hand and began crushing every Emotionless in sight.
As this is going on, we see Shana charging towards another group of Emotionless with a flaming blade in hand, "Hien!" she shouted before swing her blade horizontally which unleashes a radiating waves of flame, slicing and burning her targets on the process.
"Hey, Shana." Subaru spoke, "I just wondering what's the deal between you and melon breads?" he inquired.
"It's because melon breads are sweet and tasty." Shana reasoned, "Plus... it's small and fluffy that I just love nibbling it bit by bit." she described.
"What are you a squirrel?" Subaru uttered in disbelief, "Though... rumors says that you look cute while eating a melon bread." he stated.
Shana blushed in response, "What?!" she squawked in embarrassment, "Who said that about me?!" she demanded.
"Pretty much everyone." Subaru answered.
Meanwhile, we see Madoka charging towards a group of Emotionless, she outstretched a hand forward and unleashes a gust of freezing winds which freezes the creatures in place. Madoka then created a large ice-made hammer in hand and began to use it in smashing the immobilized creatures to bits.
As this is going on, we see Komaru fighting off another group of Emotionless using her Megaphone Hacking Gun, Komaru then proceeds to fire Move Bullet towards her targets which seized their movements and started dancing, Komaru then shot the dancing creatures with a Break Bullet, destroying them on the process.
"Have you been keeping in touch with your older brother lately, Komaru?" Madoka asked.
Komaru nodded, "Yep." she confirmed, "My brother and I talked online every night despite his rather busy schedule." she stated, "Why ask?" she questioned.
"Well... people had been labeling you as a brocon lately and I'm just questioning things in order to confirm that." Madoka explained.
"What?!" Komaru squawked in disbelief, "Look! My brother and I close but I'm not a brocon!" she exclaimed.
Madoka chuckled, "Just making sure." she reasoned.
Meanwhile, we see Ikkaku fighting off another group of Emotionless using his naginata, he thrusted his weapon forward and stabbed one creature on the chest, Ikkaku then lifts the creature before tossing it to the others, taking them all down. Ikkaku then proceeds to split his weapon apart into a three-sectioned staff and began to swing it around, hitting and killing every creatures on sight.
As this is going on, we see Ibuki shredding her guitar rather intensely while in the middle of a battle and as this is going on, her guitar would shoots out red & yellow-colored lightning bolts which pierced through some creatures, she then strummed her guitar rather hard which then unleashes a red & yellow-colored waves of electricity, harming her targets to death.
"Ibuki, I understand that you're a one-woman band with an ultimate title to boot..." Ikkaku stated, "... but have you ever thought of actually forming a band?" he asked.
"I tried to form a band with Hiyoko once but rock music and traditional music don't really mixed well." Ibuki answered.
"Well, duh..." Ikkaku uttered, "... you know... if this goes on, I don't think you'd be able to participate the upcoming Crash Course 5000 Music Fest." he pointed out.
"I can still go solo though." Ibuki argued.
"Forgot that is an option." Ikkaku mumbled.
Meanwhile, we see Gertrud and Erica soaring above using their Strikers gunning down every Emotionless in sight, Erica then drops a grenade in a middle of a group of Emotionless which blasted the creatures off the ground while shooting down those who survived while Gertrud kept firing her gun at the creatures running towards their comrades, she then swoops downwards and hits one Emotionless with a literal flying clothesline.
"Chris is doing good with her training lately." Erica commented, "I'm pretty sure that in months time, she'll get into hero status." she stated.
"While I'm proud of my sister, I'm still against her becoming a hero this young." Gertrud admitted.
"Umm... there are kids younger than your sister training at the camp." Erica pointed out.
"I know that but she's my sister!" Gertrud reasoned.
''Point taken." Erica conceded.
As this is going on, Daisuke charges towards a group of Emotionless with a minigun in hand, he then jumps up high before firing shots towards his targets, taking them all down one by one. Daisuke then drops down and landed on creature before shooting it on the head.
Meanwhile, Singko charges forward before sliding in front of an Emotionless where he unleashed a powerful slap on it's head, sending the creature crashing to the ground and the impact of the slap is felt all over the area. Singko stomps the ground hard with one foot and all of a sudden all of the Emotionless around were pulled down to the ground unbale to get up, Singko then proceeds to stomp their heads hard one by one, crushing their skulls to pieces with every stomp.
"Why aren't you transforming into Dark, Daisuke?" Singko questioned, "Is he not combat oriented?" he assumed.
"Dark can fight but he mostly prefer stealing stuffs." Daisuke answered, "And he also prefers working at night." he added.
"I've been meaning to meet your counterpart since he's pretty technically part of our team." Singko stated.
"Like an honorary member?" Daisuke assumed.
"Pretty much." Singko confirmed.
After an hour of fighting, the team managed to clear the area of Emotionless, the heroes then decided to take a breather after the battle before they head towards the next area.
"Great work, everyone." Singko complimented, "There are still a few Emotionless lingering in this area, so we're not done yet." he reminded, "But like I said... there are a few left, so it's safe to assume that we can finish this mission before the sun sets." he stated.
"Then afterwards... we can have a drink at the AniManga Cafe!" Ikkaku declared with a grin.
"YEAH!" the rest cheered in response.
Gertrud sighed, "You guys..." she uttered in disbelief.
"By the way, I heard that Gob is currently in this world." Subaru shared, "I wonder what he's doing here?" he questioned.
"Probably looking for items and ingredients for him to sell." Tsubasa assumed.
"And getting himself beaten up by various adventurers." Ibuki added with a grin.
"You think he's gonna be okay?" Komaru asked in concern.
"Gob had a rather indestructible body, so he'll be fine." Shana reassured.
"Hey guys!" everyone then heard Gob's voice from a distance.
Everyone then turns around and flinched in shock when they saw Gob's current appearance. His entire body is covered with bandages including the left side of his face, pain relievers are patch all over his chest and arms, his left arm had a sling and is walking with a crutch.
"Good work, everyone." Gob complimented.
"Gob, what the hell happened to you?" Yugi asked in shock.
Gob chuckled sheepishly, "You see... I came across a group of adventurers and decided to give them a battle, so I can leave them a loot once they defeated me." he begun, "But apparently... one of them is a goblin hater and tried to make sure I'm dead even though I'm already down." he stated, "While I had a rather indestructible body, getting blasted by magic and impaled by an ax still hurts, so when the goblin hater kept on attacking me, I couldn't endure the onslaught anymore, so I sprung up and beg him to stop attacking me." he explained, "Which surprises the adventurers because according to one of them, goblins don't have the ability to speak like a human in this world and apparently uneducated." he furthered before grinning, "Heh! Good thing I'm a scholar." he boasted.
"What happened then?" Subaru asked.
"Well... I'm at their mercy, so I had no choice but to explain everything to them including that I came from another world and I'm part of the Heroes Coalitions." Gob replied, "Good thing I've brought my own tablet to provide evidence otherwise they won't believe me." he stated.
"Can't blame you for that." Erica admitted, "I would have done the same thing if I were on your shoes." she stated.
"Still... that goblin hater that you mentioned did a number on you." Ibuki commented.
Gob sighed, "Yeah..." he uttered in agreement, "I don't know what his deal is but I assume that he had a rather traumatic experience regarding goblins, so I don't really hold it against him that he wanted every goblins dead." he admitted.
"Did he tried killing you again?" Singko assumed.
"Up until I provided them evidence that I came from another world." Gob answered, "He still barely tolerate my presence though." he admitted.
"Where are they right now?" Singko asked.
"They decided to head back to their town to recuperate." Gob answered, "But we agreed to meet up again later." he stated.
"Eh? Why?" Erica asked.
Gob grinned in response, "It seems like they're interested of joining the Heroes Coalitions." he replied.
A/N: Inspired from someonestupED, damnlastwords, Jamesdean5842, Hope the Victor and Ace Neptune. All OCs and concepts not created by moi were given permission for me to use by it's respected creators.