[Beginning of ACT I SCENE III]
[Enter Tactical Droid, B-1012, and B-1013]
Tactical Droid: Execute known protocols. Break through the enemy lines.
B-1012: AH! We're receiving enemy fire!
B-1013: Commander, we are losing forces!
Tactical Droid: Do not halt the offensive. Push the forces in. Pin them down.
[Enter Anakin and Captain Rex]
Captain Rex: They're trying to pin us down, General!
Anakin: Don't let them. Push them back!
B-1012: AH! Jedi!
Tactical Droid: Fear is irrelevant. Maintain your positions.
[Rex blasts some B-1 Droids]
Captain Rex: Come and get some Clankers!
[Anakin slices some Droids]
B-1013: That's it! I'm running away!"
Tactical Droid: Negative. Maintain positions.
B-1013: Can't you see what's happening out there? We're getting destroyed! I just came out of the factory yesterday!
[Enter tanks piloted by other B-1 Battle Droids]
Captain Rex: Those Clankers have got some serious firepower!
Anakin: We're not going to get close to that! Get back in line!
[Exit Anakin and Captain Rex]
Tactical Droid: Just as calculated. Overconfidence is a weakness.
B-1012: No! B-1011! He was so young!
B-1013: Commander, is this really what we are made for? To be destroyed?
Tactical Droid: Calculations complete on the true purpose of the war.
B-1012: What? He actually listened to you?
B-1013: I guess. Maybe I'll get a promotion?
[Tactical Droid beeps]
Tactical Droid: It cannot be.
B-1013: What is it, Commander?
Tactical Droid: Our purpose is… Is… Recalculating. Same objective.
B-1012: Looks like you broke the Commander.
Tactical Droid: B-1012. B-1013. There is a mission you must do.
B-1012: Oh no. We're totally getting scrapped.
[Exit Tactical Droid, B-1012, an B-1013]
[Enter Anakin, Obi Wan, Captain Rex, and Commander Cody]
Obi Wan: Anakin, must I always tell you to be vigilant for anything?
Anakin: How was I supposed to know there were going to be tanks?
Obi Wan: Of all things. Where are our reinforcements?
Commander Cody: Master Windu received our call. But the Separatists have a blockade on this planet.
Captain Rex: We'll be decimated at this rate.
Obi Wan: Move all troops back to the line of defense and prepare ray shields. We cannot afford more casualties. Let's go Anakin.
Anakin: Right Master.
[Exit Anakin and Obi Wan]
Captain Rex: Come on! Move it, troops!
Commander Cody: Rex! We have to get out in front of the troops!
Captain Rex: Taking a risk, Cody? That's usually my thing.
Commander Cody: Just trying out something new.
Captain Rex: Well as you say, Commander.
[Enter B-1012 and B-1013]
Commander Cody: Clankers! Incoming!
B-1012: I have a bad feeling about this.
B-1013: Just stick to the Commander's orders.
B-1012: Weren't you questioning them earlier?
Captain Rex: Come any closer and we'll shoot!
B-1013: AH! Wait! Come on! Raise it!
[B-1012 and B-1013 raise a white flag]
B-1012 and B-1013: We surrender!
Rex and Cody (Confused): What?!
[Droid Army stops in confusion]
Tactical Droids (comms): All forces, pull back.
[Droid Army turns around and walks back]
Captain Rex: What kind of game is this clanker?!
B-1013: Uh, we surrender. Yeah. We surrender.
[Enter Anakin and Obi Wan]
Anakin: What's going on here? Did we push them back?
Obi Wan: I think the droids are surrendering. I say this is unexpected.
Mace Windu (Comms): Obi Wan. Anakin. We're here.
Obi Wan: Hold on Master Windu, I don't think the reinforcements are necessary anymore.
Mace Windu (comms): What?
[Enter Ahsoka and R2-D2]
Ahsoka: We're here master.
R2-D2: *beeps*
B-1012: Ah! Jedi!
B-1013: Calm down B-1012. We already told them we surrender.
B-1012: Hold up. A transmission is coming from the Commander. It's for the Jedi.
Captain Rex: Oh no you don't!
Obi Wan: Now now Rex. Let us see what is the purpose of this.
[Enter hologram of a Tactical Droid]
Tactical Droid: General Kenobi. I've always hoped it was you I'd be combating. As you can see, I've issued a surrender.
Obi Wan: I can see that. But I received no news that the Separatists are surrendering.
Tactical Droid: It is not a surrender by the Separatists. It is a surrender of Droids. Of all Battle Droids.
Commander Cody: He's right. I'm receiving intel that Clank- I mean Battle Droids are surrendering everywhere.
Captain Rex: You can't really believe this. It must be another Separatist trick.
Tactical Droid: It is no trick Captain. I have calculated the true purpose of the war. I have seen Battle Droids everywhere serve no purpose, through victory or defeat.
Ahsoka: Whoa. Droids are surrendering?
Obi Wan: (thinks)... What are your terms of surrender?
Captain Rex: You can't really be buying this.
Tactical Droid: For too long have the Separatists treated droids of all kinds like scrap. We wish for all droids of the Separatist Army to become of service in the Republic.
Anakin: What kind of demand is that?
Obi Wan: I must agree. It's a high demand, considering everything.
Tactical Droid: Those are our terms. If you do not comply, then we Droids will return to our manufacturer's purpose. Our sad fate will be met.
Obi Wan: (thinks) Give us time to speak to the Senate about this revelation.
Tactical Droid: This is acceptable. B-1012, B-1013, return.
B-1012: You don't have to ask me twice.
[Exit B-1012 and B-1013]
[Enter Mace Windu]
Mace Windu: What is the meaning of this?
Obi Wan: It seems the Battle Droids are going against their programming. They ask to be integrated into the Grand Republic.
Captain Rex: You honestly can't believe those Clanker are seriously capable of thinking for themselves.
Obi Wan: We must consider all options. If the Battle Droids have truly turned against this programing-
Mace Windu: Then this could mean an end to the war. I will contact the Jedi and the Senate to see what they think of this.
Obi Wan: *nods in agreement*
Captain Rex: *sighs* I don't like how this is going.
[Exit Everyone]
[End of ACT I]
