All characters are owned by Kōhei Horikoshi.

Original Characters are owned by me.

*Present Mic narration*


Mineta ran down a street, encountering a 1 pointer. The 1 pointer's single eye locked onto Mineta.

Target identified. Prepare to be annihilated! The 1-pointer then charged towards Mineta, its single wheel leaving treadmarks in it's wake.

Mineta then plucked three orbs off his head and threw them in the robot's path. The robot's wheel got stuck to the first, causing its momentum to cause the 1-pointer to crash downward and onto the other two. Mineta then ran past in search of more points.

Timer Halfway done

Mineta put his hands on his knees as he stood still for a moment, catching his breath until a massive rumbling filled the area. "It's Zero-Pointer tiiiiiiiiime!!!" Present Mic exclaimed. Mineta looked at the enormous robot and only ran for his life. Well, until he heard a familiar scream.

'Asui!' He thought before he ran towards the Zero-Pointer before using One For All to jump up towards the Zero-Pointer's head before using One For All to punch the Zero-Pointer, causing its head to fly off its body, crushing several 1, 2, and 3 pointers. Mineta then started falling, but the last thing he felt before blacking out was a moistened appendage wrapping around his waist.

After waking up in Recovery Girl's office, Mineta went home. As Mineta opened the door, he was swarmed by his many, many siblings. Strangely enough, Miraiko Mineta, the shyest and youngest of his ten little sisters(His sisters are from ages 4 to 14), was the first to speak up.

"Big Broda? Momma and Dadda said dat y..you were doing a weally impoetant ding an said dat I should make you someding!" Miraiko exclaimed while holding out a poorly drawn picture of Minoru wearing a cape and standing on top of a pile of villains, who were also poorly drawn. Seeing the gift his youngest little sister caused Minoru's heart to liquefy.

"Thank you so much Miraiko, I'm gonna go put it in a frame in my room!" Minoru proudly exclaimed. However, his mother had other plans.

"Minoru!" Minako, Mineta's mom exclaimed as she grabbed Minoru by the waist before pulling him into her ample bosom.

"Mom! You're smothering me!" Exclaimed Minoru as he desperately tried to escape his mother's unexplainable strong grip.

*Minako Mineta. Her quirk, Hairpen. This quirk lets its user control their hair like it was tentacles, and use their individual hair follicles like pens. But be careful with the mess, the ink used by the hair weakens the hair's overall structure*

Minako reluctantly let go of Minoru, allowing him to breathe.

"Minoru dear, I need your help to set the table. I invited your uncle and his husband over." Minako asked him, to of course, Mineta eagerly agreed.

A few hours later, the door opened to reveal a scraggly man wearing some nice but casual clothes that contrasted with his head of scraggly and unkempt shoulder length black hair, and another man with mid-back length blond hair, a goatee with the same color as his hair, and wearing equally vibrant clothes and a pair of sunglasses.

"Uncles Zashi and Zawa!!!!" Minoru's sisters all exclaimed, swarming the two pro-heroes so they could hug them.

"Hey my little nieces! How I missed you all so much!" Hizashi exclaimed giving each of his nieces a hug and kiss on the forehead.

Minako sauntered over to Hizashi and gave him a hug, her calf-length blond hair also hugging him. "Hey Zashi. How's my big brother doing?" She asked.

"I'm alright. However, we can't stay after dinner. We have to start our patrol shifts in about three hours." Hizashi sadly explained.

Minako only nodded understandingly before dragging the two new arrivals into the dining room table, and they ate together.

As time passed, Minoru grew more and more anxious, until he received a letter from UA.

As Mineta opened up the envelope, a small disk fell out and onto the desk in his room, and turned on, playing a hologram message revealing a chimera wearing a tuxedo, and All Might wearing a yellow suit and blue tie.

"Greetings Minoru Mineta." "Hello Young Mineta" Exclaimed the two individuals.

"I'm Princaple Nezu, principal of UA. Now let's get the more important things out of the way. You passed the entrance exam." Nezu explained. Hearing this, Mineta jumped in joy.

"However, there is a reason why two faculty members are present in this recording." Explained All Might, causing Mineta to stop his celebration and looked at the hologram in confusion.

"You are the first person to 100% pass the written portion of the entrance exam, EVER!" Exclaimed the two simultaneously.

Hearing this caused Mineta's eyes to widen in shock.'I aced the written exam?' he thought before verbally repeating himself softly. "I aced the written exam?".

"Minoru Mineta, welcome to your hero academia!!" The two individuals exclaimed, before the hologram turned off.