A/N Hello everyone. Welcome back. Sorry for the extra long wait this time. This time of year has a lot of important events in my personal life. Not only that, I was spending time cleaning up my Sonic and Sailor Moon stories. Now for the next few chapters, starting with this one, flashbacks will be kept to a minimum. I want to focus on the current time of this story and shine more light on Will's relationships with the Louds.
The Sweet Spot/In Tents Debate
It was a Thursday late afternoon almost evening. Will was looking forward to the weekend, it was a three day weekend from school! Luna was over at the Clement's house upstairs in Will's room. They were listening to Will's Queen playlist. Luna had her guitar with her and Killer Queen was playing at the time.
"So Lola was trying to blackmail Lincoln of photos of him reading his comics in his underwear again?" Will said, continuing an earlier conversation.
Luna nodded. "Yeah dude, she needed Lincoln to be her photographer for her own personal photoshoot, but Lincoln at first said no. He agreed to it after she threatened him."
I still find it odd, I knew Lincoln enjoyed reading his comic's like that for a long time. I don't get it, I mean, I can read my comics just fine in my clothes.
The song got to the verse before the guitar solo and Luna got her guitar ready to play along with it.
"Oh dude! I gotta play along with this solo!" Luna said in excitement.
"She's a Killer Queen"
"Gunpowder Gelatine"
"Dynamite With A Laser Beam"
"Guaranteed To Blow Your Mind"
"Anytime!"
The guitar solo began and Luna played along with it, she played flawlessly along with music. Will applauded her.
"Bravo Luna!" Will cheered clapping.
"Thanks dude! You know I love Mick Swagger, but I always got a soft spot for Freddie."
Will chuckled. "Yeah I know. We'll probably be locked in this debate for a while though." Luna just got an idea.
"Hey my band is gonna go practice after school this Wednesday, Wanna come watch us?"
"I don't see why not." Will agreed.
"Sick bro! Can't wait to see you!" After a while they listened to a few more songs.
"So which of Queen's songs is your favorite?" She asked. Will answered immediately, he knows for sure which song is his favorite.
"Oh that's easy, I adore 'Somebody to Love!' Make me think of myself when I wake up in the morning to get the day ready for dad!"
"Sweet dude, I love 'Keep Yourself Alive.' Really picks me up whenever I'm feeling a little down."
Will was stunned to hear Luna say such things.
"What do you mean?" He questioned.
Luna smiled, and she opened up some more to Will, after all, she did trust him. "Well, I know that it seems like nothing can get me down, but….sometime when I perform, I feel like I did a bad job on stage. Or maybe I may not be where I should be in my life. This song helps me feel more at ease with myself."
Wow, I never knew that about her. Seriously, it's great to have friends you can open up to!
Will gave her a warm, friendly, smile. "That's nice to know. It's great to learn how great music can help us doesn't it?"
Luna got really excited hearing Will say that. "Oh dude, you got no idea! I'm just glad to know more people who understand it like I do!"
All of a sudden, Will laughed a little, which caused Luna to raise an eyebrow.
Will explained himself. "Maybe this settles our debate as to who's the better band." Luna furrowed her eyebrows and smiled. How funny for Will to say.
"No way dude! Mick has had a much better impact on my life than Freddie has! "They both Laughed at each other and smiled at each other, the debate of theirs continues. After one more song, Luna checked the time and decided it was time to go.
"Already?" Will whined softly. "We haven't gotten to Bohemian Rhapsody yet!"
"Aw man, I love that one!" Luna groaned. "But seriously bro, I gotta go to bed early. We're going on a road trip to Scratchy Bottom Campground tomorrow, and I got to go to bed early tonight."
Will was confused. "I don't understand, how come you gotta go to bed early?"
"I gotta get a good seat in Vanzilla. You know how old that car is, it has less than stellar seating dude. Anyways,catch you on the flip side Will." Luna went home and Will put on a big excited smile.
Oh yeah, This is an event I can't miss! It's gonna be hilarious! You guys are about to see why Me and dad got out home so cheap.
After a half hour Will got a phone call on his cell phone from Lincoln. Will answered it and Lincoln spoke in a secret agent's voice.
"Road Tripper, to hot head."
Will was confused. "What?"
"Our codenames!" Lincoln reminded him. "When we do secret agent talk? You're still waiting until I get you a walkie talkie, remember? Right now I mostly share my secret agent stuff with Clyde because he has my other walkie talkie?"
"Oh, yeah, right." Will said, scratching his head. He really only vaguely remembers this, but then he got angry when he just realized something.
"Wait a minute! My code name is Hot Head!?" Will flared up but paused for a moment, before taking a deep breath. "I want a different code name."
"I know, I'm working on it." Unbeknownst to Will, Lincoln had a smirk on his face, Will's little outburst, just showcased why Will has that name for him. "Anyways. We got a family road trip tomorrow. I am enacting Operation Sweet Spot after everyone goes to bed tonight."
"Sweetspot?" Will questioned. Lincoln smiled and spoke as if he was very proud of himself.
"After days of meticulous planning and calculating. I have come to the conclusion of which is the best seat to ride in during the trip. The seat that is most comfy, isn't falling apart, isn't soiled by messes of the past, and has a working window, and is out the parents eyeline. The perfect seat, for a long trip in the car."
Wow, this is probably the most intelligent thing I heard Lincoln say in a while.
"Way to go, this is genius of you!" Will praised. "Not as much as Lisa, but still very smart."
"It is, thank you." Lincoln said, feeling proud of himself. "So after everyone goes to sleep tonight, I'm gonna go secure my spot to the car."
"You are sharing this with Clyde right, as you said earlier?" Will asked.
"Of course. His codename is Nosebleeder."
Will snickered. Will may be irritated by his code name, but at least it's not Clydes. To him, that was just as bad if not worse.
"Good luck tonight buddy, I'm rooting for you!" Will encouraged.
"Thanks my friend." Lincoln said before hanging up. Will smiled warmly, hearing Lincoln say that to him made him feel really good.
Ok now let's see how this works out. I can't wait!
Nicholas cooked steak for dinner, with mashed potatoes, and steamed broccoli. Will ate happily, although Nicholas did find it strange. Will had a happy, excited look on his face. One that was more 'peppy' than usual.
"What are you so excited for?" He asked.
"Oh, just some more, as Lincoln likes to say, 'Series of Escalating Mishaps." Nicholas froze as he was lifting his fork with a piece of steak on it. He knows exactly what Will was talking about.
He immediately decided to change the subject.
"So, how was Luna? She waved bye to me as she walked out the door." Nicholas asked.
"Great, it's always nice to share our favorite music with each other. She's really good with her guitar to!"
"Oh I know, I shared with her my collection of Cheap Trick cassette tapes."
Will was a little surprised. "Really? I don't see you two interact much."
Nicholas chuckled. "Oh we do. I mean, if we both love our rock bands, why not share them you know?"
Will nodded, afterwards, Will cleaned the dishes and wiped the kitchen. They both sat at the TV and watched a documentary on the 80s era. They both enjoyed it as Nicholas educated Will on events he lived through as for these events occurred before Will was ever born. It was fun, the two really bonded over this. Afterward Nicholas got up and went to bed. Will got a soda from the fridge and some candy as a snack and sat on the chair on his front porch and eyed Vanzilla intently.
Ok now we just sit back and enjoy the mayhem.
The sun set and darkness cloaked the sky as the stars came out. Will looked at the Loud's home and one by one, the lights in the windows began to turn off.
If this was any other night I would be in bed already, but sometimes the dysfunctionality makes an entertaining show!
Soon the final light in the Loud's home went off. Ten minutes later, Lincoln sneaked out the front door and went inside Vanzilla already dressed and ready to go on the road trip, he already had his bags packed and with him in the car. He settled himself into the seat in the far left side, in the second row.
Will stared at Lincoln and Vanzilla, giggling as he ate a handful of candy. It was dark around Will and he was far away from Lincoln, so there's no way he would see him. Lincoln took out his walkie talkie, so it was clear he was talking to Clyde. Will couldn't hear what he was saying, but eventually he noticed an angry Lincoln suddenly started stomping and yelling inside the van.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Will laughed hysterically, pointing at Lincoln.
See? I told you this was funny!
Lincoln stomped out of the car and Will was still laughing. Lincoln heard Will's laughter and went over to him.
"Will, what are you doing?" Lincoln questioned, with an irritated look on his face.
"Oh Lincoln, did your plan didn't work out?" Will chuckled.
"It was, until Clyde pointed out that I need someone I feel comfortable with to sit next to me and behind me! Essentially, it won't matter if the seat I get is good, if the people next to me are just as bad!"
"Well you gotta consider that if you want your trip to be comfortable." Will said, finally starting to calm down.
"So why are you out here at this hour?" Will questioned again.
"Oh I'm just watching the stars." Will said.
"Sure you are." Lincoln said sarcastically, he knew that's not the real reason Will was out here.
"You know, it's late. You should go to bed." Lincoln instructed, in a rather forceful tone.
Aw man. I suppose I should humor Lincoln, show's over.
"I suppose you're right." Will reluctantly agreed.
"Of course I'm right!" Lincoln asserted. He and his family wasn't a show that Will was about to make a spectacle out of. He already knew that since his family is very rowdy, it's super embarrassing when they become a circus act for the world to see. Which happens more than Lincoln would like to admit.
Will got up and went into his home with Lincoln's hot glare fixed on him. He went up to his room and changed into his night attire, hung up his jacket and climbed into bed. However the excitement was too much for him and he was still wide awake in bed.
Man I can't stand it! I can't miss the show! The anticipation has got me all wound up, I can't sleep!
It was about thirty minutes later, around 10:30 when a sudden loud ruckus came from the direction of the Loud's. With a huge smile on his face, Will scampered down the stairs and stared out the living room window.
Oh boy! Here we go! I gotta see this! No way am I missing it!
He noticed all the Loud kids yelling and climbing into the van and fighting with each other, but mostly with Lincoln. In fact a mattress was now on their front lawn. Not many people would notice though, their yard is constantly littered with junk anyway. The fight was rough, lots of punching, kicking, biting, and hair pulling along with many arguments mixed with angry roars, and yelps in pain.
Will noticed that the fighting, and the yelling, and the screaming was so loud that many of the other homes on the street started turning on their lights and began screaming in great fury at out their windows at the Louds. The fighting also caused car alarms and dogs in the neighborhood to start barking, which made things worse for everyone else. Oddly, or maybe not so oddly, the kids all kept fighting despite this.
"Dang nabbit! Not Again!" Nicholas grumbled very loudly from his room. The fighting woke him up to. He climbed out of bed with a furious look on his face mixed in with tiredness. Will shuddered a little seeing his father like this, it intimidated him.
You know with a Dad so huge, he's someone who's incredibly scary when angered. He's a bear that you DO NOT, want to poke. Yes he said 'again' this isn't the first time their craziness woke him up in the middle of the night.
He stood next to Will and stared at the Loud's with his son. Neither said anything to each other, With had a toothy smile, while Nicholas still looking tired, and angry was resisting the urge to let out a horrifying roar at the Louds to get them to stop. He would be able to do that with no trouble at all.
However he didn't need to. Mrs. Loud opened her bedroom window and yelled at her kids.
"THAT IS ENOUGH!" She yelled. Which instantly caused the kids to stop fighting and listen to their mother. "EVERYONE BACK TO THEIR ROOMS THIS INSTANT! AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE IN THAT CAR UNTIL 7:00 A.M.!"
Will giggled a little, and tried to hold it under his breath, not wanting to upset his dad further, who took a deep breath and calmed down.
"Well you did tell me this would happen." Nicholas said, looking a little more relaxed. "Come on Will, it's time for bed." Nicholas turned around and went back to bed, Will stayed a little longer to watch the Loud sisters walk out of Vanzilla laughing at Lincoln, who punched the door to the van out of anger. He would quickly regret that as he yelped in pain but quickly covered his mouth, not wanting to bring more heat on himself than he already has.
Will, giggled and yawned. He scratched himself as he returned to bed.
Yep, now you guys witnessed first hand how Dad managed to get this piece of fancy looking property for such a sweet deal. These explosions from the Louds disturbing the whole neighborhood occur probably once or twice a week. I'd hate to see the actual retail value of the place thanks to them. I gotta admit though, Mr, and Mrs. Loud are pretty decent parents. Yeah all those kids are hard to manage, but hey they listen when they speak.
6:30 A.M. The next day came and Will was already awake and he and Nicholas finished breakfast. However Will was met with a surprise he didn't expect once he went outside to use the hose to water the lawn.
Once the clock struck 7:00 more screeching and yelling occurred from within the Loud's home until all the kids came pouring out the front door and crammed themselves into the car and continued to fight each other. Only this time this was much worse than last night. The fighting got so intense that the car began to break apart from the rough violence going on within it.
Holy Cow! I knew they could be destructive sometimes, but on such a scale?
Will was literally stunned at what he was witnessing. He dropped the hose in the grass while the water was still running.
The destruction continued until the van was in utter pieces. Lynn held a severed door, Lincoln clutched a tattered chair that was also no longer attached to anything., Luna held the detached radio, and Lori gripped the steering wheel not attached to any dashboard that was no longer there. Luan had the detached brake cable in her mouth, biting it like a wild animal. The rest of the kids were strung out all over with bruises and messed up hair.
All that remained of the van was a busted up frame with the parts scattered all over the place in utter pieces, the family car was completely destroyed with their bare hands.
"ENOUGH!" Mr. Loud. called, with the parent's bedroom window wide open. Mr. Loud started crying as Mrs. Loud started consoling him. "That was my first car! (sob) And my dad's first car! (sob) (sniff) AND HIS DAD'S FIRST CAR!" Will being out on his front lawn, naturally saw and heard everything.
Really? No wonder it broke apart so easily! Why keep such a ratty old piece of junk? I thought even at my angriest I couldn't cause so much destruction, but against something so old…...I could probably break a door off.
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE, BACK INSIDE THE ROAD TRIP IS OFF!" Scolded Mrs. Loud. "YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THIS WEEKEND SITTING TOGETHER IN THE LIVING ROOM UNTIL YOU ALL LEARN TO GET ALONG!"
"AWWWWWW!" The kids all groaned and walked into the house, but not until Lola noticed Will staring at them. She gave Will a heated glare.
"What are you lookin at!?" She snapped harshly at him.
"Nothing!" Will said defensively, he picked up the hose and continued his yard work. "I'm just working in the grass." Lola growled silently and went back into the house with everyone else.
Well Lincoln, operation Sweet Spot was a bust. Better luck next time!
It was a sunny Thursday afternoon of the next week, school was out, and Vanzilla was racing down the streets of Royal Woods. It was moving around like crazy unfortunately while it wasn't hitting any cars. It was scratching and dinging mailboxes and light posts. How the car was even still going was a complete mystery.
Will was sitting in the front seat clutching the upholstery with both hands hyperventilating. Leni was driving and while she had an excited look on her face. It was clear that she has a lot to learn about driving.
"I'm so excited to finally have a permit!" Leni cheered. "Thanks for being my passenger Will! The more time I get to practice, the closer I get to getting my license!"
Will didn't respond, He was too gripped with fear to speak. Leni turned a corner and screeched the tires as she turned too sharply the right side of the van lifted off the road. Will started praying to himself, for his safety. Since the van fell right back on the road Will considered that a miracle.
You're probably wondering why I'm in this dangerous situation. Well…..Leni asked me to be her passenger while she practices driving. She approached me and asked me to help her whenever Lincoln and Lori were too busy. According to her, all her other siblings all universally said no to her. She came to me, kind of begging me to help her. I couldn't say no to her. No though I'm beginning to regret that decision. Right now I was going to take my bike to the mall to pick up a new video game for my PS4. Somehow Leni learned of this and insisted she drive me today.
Now You're also probably wondering how Vanzilla is back together again? Well my Dad and Lana managed to put it back together, unfortunately since the car is so old, simply putting it back together is the best they could do. Only slightly make it better, but not by much.
"I'm doing so good! I haven't crashed yet!" Leni cheered again. Will looked out the window and saw lots of people shouting angry at her and other cars blaring their horns at her. Will was baffled that she appeared to not be phased by this. Did she not notice? Or just didn't care?...probably the former.
The mall was coming up but suddenly, not surprising, a police siren went off behind the car.
Oh god, I've never been more happy to see a police officer. I just need to get out of this car.
"Ohhhh! Not again!" Leni groaned. Will's look turned to surprise hearing that.
Again? AGAIN!? How does she not have her permit revoked yet?
Will spoke up. "Hey we're gonna miss the turn. Leni! Turn now! You'll miss the entryway!"
"But I gotta pull over!" Leni objected.
"Just go to the first parking spot you see!" Will advised. Leni again screeched the tires and almost tipped the van over. As she jerked the steering wheel and rushed into the parking lot and dashed into nearby parking spaces. She slid the van into the parking space on the side. She ended up parking the wrong way and ended up taking three parking spaces. Will breathed a sigh of relief and released the upholstery. There appeared to be finger indents in the seat, he was gripping it so hard.
The police officer came up and Leni rolled the window down and smiled at the cop. The overweight officer with big black sunglasses inspected the outside of the vehicle.
"Hello officer!" Leni said happily as if she was not driving like a maniac.
The cop scoffed. "Oh Geez Loud, you again?"
Now I'm very confused. How is she not barred from driving yet?
The officer and Leni continued their exchange. Leni got a citation before the officer left, she sighed, feeling disappointed in herself, but then smiled softly at Will to cheer herself up.
"You'll get it soon Leni. You just gotta keep trying and not give up!" Will encouraged him, he had to help pep her up after getting in trouble.
"Thanks Will. Let's go Shopping!" Leni grabbed Will's hand and dragged him inside the mall. "Thanks for coming with me! I feel so happy that Lori and Lincoln learned to speak Leni! Although I still can't believe there's a country named after me." Will rolled his eyes at Leni's slowness.
Leni dragged Will into the mall like an excited child as he was flailing about as Leni pulled on his arm. Luckily the shaking managed to help Will come back to his senses, after he was shaken up by that wild car ride.
Again when she or Lori come with me here I'm usually here to carry their bags. I don't really like it, but I never complained…..You know I really don't know why I go along with it anyway.
Leni dragged Will to an outdoor gear store. Will was confused, a place like this was unusual for her.
"If you don't mind me asking why are we here?" He asked.
Leni sighed then explained. "It's almost time for us to have a family meeting about our annual trip to the Scratchy Bottom Campground, which is this weekend." Leni looked a little bummed about it. "Since the van's been put back together, we begged Mom and Dad to give us a second chance. They eventually agreed."
"A camping trip would be nice." Will said, trying to cheer her up.
Leni spread out her arms as she complained about the camping trip. "I love a vacation, but why not San Francisco? Or Miami?"
Will giggled a little. "Wanna get away to a sunny paradise?
"Absolutely! Tanning on the beach, with volleyball. Maybe get a cute date." Leni cooed.
Will blushed hearing that. He started getting thoughts of the Louds enjoying a fun day at the beach. He quickly shook his head free of them before they got weird when his brain wandered to the older Loud sisters.
Oh, no. Don't even think about it.
Leni smiled again as she started looking on the bright side. "So if I'm gonna stay for a weekend in the woods. Might as well be stylish!"
"I agree, and you're a genius with fashion." Will complimented.
Leni was actually confused. "But I thought Lisa was a genius."
Will laughed, Leni being Leni again, she picked some outdoor gear and coats for the rain. Along with a bee mask, and a poncho. They left the store with Will taking holding the bags as usual.
Will and Leni finally went to the game store and quickly picked up his game. Leni wasn't entirely into them, she played them on very rare occasions with Lincoln but in general she wasn't a fan of games. Leni however kept her happy face, just to humor him.
Before they left Leni got an idea. 'Hey Will how about we get some lunch before we go home?" Will smiled and agreed.
They went to the food court and Leni ordered a Ceasar Salad while Will ordered a generic burger and fries. Will went to the cash register and took out his wallet to pay for the food, but Leni interjected with her purse.
"Will let me pay for this." Leni insisted.
"Nonsense! It's on me." Will also insisted.
"Will, come on. You're always holding the bags when me and Lori ask you out to the mall. We owe you!" Leni insisted, almost arguing.
Well, I can't argue with that. I mean, I actually am pretty glad that Leni's the first one of the two to acknowledge that I'm basically their pack mule.
They sat across from each other and ate their food.
They sat silently until Leni broke the silence. "Hey Will, thank you."
Wow, that was out of nowhere.
Will was a little stunned. "Um...you're welcome, but if I may ask, what for?"
"Helping me with driving. I always wanted to learn how to, but I just couldn't get it right. I was ready to give up. That is until Lincoln encouraged me to try again, now you and Lori have been encouraging me and, I know I'm not the best at it, but I know I'll get it right eventually."
Will blushed a little and hid his face into his burger.
It feels nice to be appreciated, and needed like this. I guess I'm turning red because this is coming from a pretty girl.
Leni saw Will's heated cheeks and her simple mind made her think something else was going on.
"Will you're turning red! Are you ok? You have a fever?" Leni said like a nervous parent. Leni went to Will and felt his head. Will turned even more red.
"Leni. I'm fine, please don't worry." He said trying to get her to stop it, even though a part of him enjoyed the attention.
My god, she's touching me! She's touching me!
Will started to sweat and shake, his heart also started to beat really fast. This attention from a pretty girl was overloading his brain.
"Are you sure you're ok?" Leni said with great concern.
"Yes. Don't worry I'm fine." He assured her.
"Oh, ok." Leni went back to her side of the table and finished up her salad and Will finished his burger.
After a few minutes they finished up and Will's complexion returned to normal. Will took Leni's bags back to the van back and drove back home. Unfortunately the drive back to the Loud's wasn't as safe. Unfortunately it ended when Leni crashed the van into the garage door.
The sound of the crash had Lori race out of the house and she face palmed once she saw the wreckage. The two got out of the van and Will was shaking and as pale as a ghost.
"Leni, why didn't you use the break?" Lori questioned in a lecturing tone.
"Will said I should, but I didn't know what he wanted me to break." Leni explained
"Ugh." Lori groaned in response. "Well, thank you Will for helping her out."
"Well I got my game, so in the end we both win." Will said, he finished shaking, in time his color will return.
"If you ever need to go anywhere, don't hesitate to ask." Leni offered.
"Great!" Will said, giving her a thumbs up.
I really don't want to. It's getting too dangerous.
"Are you ready for our sibling meeting?" Lori asked Leni.
"Totes." Leni replied. Will waved goodbye to the two sisters and walked back to his home.
The next day, Will was out in the front yard. Pulling weeds in the front yard, as usual he has his jacket wrapped around his waist. All of a sudden, his phone started buzzing. He took his phone out and checked, it was a text message from Lincoln. It was a picture of Lincoln relaxing with a comic book in one hand, and a cup of hot cocoa in the other. He looked like he was in absolute heaven. With it was a message that said. 'I just hit the deal of a lifetime! Come on over!'
Will scoffed as he pulled the last weed out.
Oh yeah, live like a king. Some of us have hard work to do.
Will tossed the weeds into the trash can, and went to the kitchen and washed his hands free of dirt and weed milk. He put his jacket back on and headed over to the Loud's. He knocked on the door and Lola opened the door and let him in. She looked tired and worn out, and as Will walked into the house he noticed a tired Lori, changing Lily's diaper, and a tired Luna not wanting to play her guitar.
What's going on? Everyone is tired, and looking a little frustrated. I mean It kind of seems that no one is acknowledging my presence, and Luna is never out of playing some rock.
Will walked up the stairs and knocked on Lincoln's door and as he moved across the home. No one said hello to him. They didn't even look at him.
Lincoln opened his door with a huge smile on his face, and looked so relaxed and refreshed. Something kind of unusual for Lincoln.
"Welcome Will, can I get you anything?" Lincoln asked.
"Um...nope, I'm fine, thank you." Will said with a raised eyebrow.
That's odd, I mean while the Louds have always been kind to me. This is a question, I'm never asked, especially by Lincoln.
Will decided to press what's going on. "Lincoln, what's going on? Your sisters seem tired and grumpy, and unusually quiet."
Lincoln hasn't lost his smile since Will arrived. "I told you, I scored the deal of a lifetime! Remember how we're going on our usual camping trip soon?"
"Yeah, Leni had me go with her to get camping gear for herself." Will replied.
"Well, we decided that we didn't want to go camping this year instead we would go to either Dairy Land Amusement Park. Or a sunny vacation at Aloha Beach." Lincoln explained.
"Sounds nice, Leni did mention she would love some fun in the sun. Will said, not removing his suspicious tone. So which place are you guys going to?" Will asked, Lincoln smirked in response.
"Well, everyone is split evenly on where we would go when we voted. I haven't voted, so the decision is up to me." Will started to figure out what was happening.
"Lincoln, you're not making your sibling's your slaves in exchange for your vote, are you?" Will questioned in a suspicious tone.
"No! Of course not!" Lincoln said with confidence. "They started doing things for me already. I just went along with it." Will facepalmed, there was really no difference in what he was doing.
"Lincoln." Will groaned in an irritated manner.
"Hey, don't get mad at me." Lincoln said waving his hands defensively. "They all said, it's not because they want to win my vote!"
"Are they not really?" Will questioned sarcastically.
"Trust me, everything will be fine." Lincoln assured. "Come on, let's go to the kitchen and grab a soda." Will rolled his eyes, but went with Lincoln to the kitchen.
They went down stairs once they made it to the bottom of the stairs they were met with an interesting surprise. Lori, Leni, Lola, Lily, and Lucy. Were dressed in hawain grass skirts and coconut bras, except Lucy who still had her shirt on. Lola, Lori, Lucy, and Lily had Hawaiian flowers in their hair. Like Luna in her underwear this was a side of the Louds Will was not prepared to see. His eyes bugged out and he blushed.
Oh god, Leni and Lori are showing a lot of skin, this is very much in my brain now. I'm probably not going to forget about this till I die.
"Aloha Lincoln!" They all said in unison. Their bodies seemingly appeared to regain all their energy, as they all showed their smiling faces.
Lucy put a red Hawaiian jacket with blue flowers on Lincoln, then Lola put big red sunglasses on Lincoln's eyes, and Lori put a Lei around his neck, and Lilly approached Lincoln with a pineapple drink on her head which Lincoln gladly accepted.
Aww, Lily, looks adorable as a tiny Hula girl!
Lastly Leni approached Lincoln with a stack of paper.
"What's that?" He asked.
"It's your Homework. All done!" Leni said with great enthusiasm. Seeing Leni with it made Lincoln worry.
"Uh, you did it?" Lori quickly interjected.
"I did it." She assured, which calmed Lincoln down.
"Whew." Lincoln breathed, but he remembered that accepting all this might make him look bad, so he quickly added. "Not that it matters!"
Will had to question something since Lucy clearly wanted to go to the beach. "Lucy, you want to go to the beach?"
"Two words. Shark Attacks!" She replied.
Interesting. I guess that's to be expected coming from her.
"Rawr!" Lily went imitating a shark. Will smiled warmly at Lily's cuteness.
Awwww! How adorable!
Lincoln and Will turned the corner to enter the kitchen, but Lori grabbed Will's arm to halt him for a moment. She whispered a threat into his ear. "You tell anyone about this I'm gonna throttle you with my bare hands."
Will scoffed at first, but quickly smiled and made a zipping motion across his lips. The sisters all nodded in agreement with him. She released his arm to free him.
Normally I hate being spoken to like that. If someone usually does I'd end up fighting them, but since it's the Louds I'll make an exception for them.
Once they entered the kitchen, they were met with another interesting surprise. One of the Louds was dressed in a Tippy the Cow mascot costume. The famed mascot of Dairy Land.
"Hiya Lincoln!" She spoke. Will figured it out by the voice. Luan was inside the costume. She spoke only slightly deeper to try to sound different. To a little child, it would be convincing.
"Tippy the Cow!" Lincoln cheered in great excitement. Will raised his eyebrow and scoffed.
Ok this is getting way out of hand! Poor Luan, I heard those mascot outfits are very uncomfortable to wear.
"That's right!" Luan said as she slapped a Dairy Land hat on his head, which resembles a cow's udder. "Guess what I have for my favorite fan!" Luan reached to the counter and took a laundry basket full of Lincoln's clothes.
"You did my Laundry? Thanks Tippy!" Lincoln said, feeling touched.
"You're welcome! "Luan said, honking the nose of the cow, which made typical bike horn honks. She put her arm around Lincoln's shoulder. "I'll see you soon at America's favorite dairy themed AMOOOOOOOOSEMENT park!" Luan then danced out of the kitchen.
"Bye Tippy! I love that cow." Lincoln sighed. Will rolled his eyes again.
"You sure they're aren't just doing this to get your vote?" Will questioned.
"They said no, so it must be no!" Lincoln objected. Lincoln though, sounded unsure. Perhaps he's finally understanding the truth.
Afterwards they got a couple of drinks and headed back to Lincoln's room. Will wanted to talk more about the guy's night he's planning. However that came to a halt once Lincoln opened the door to his room. The five sisters who wanted the beach were already inside his room with a surprise for him.
"Welcome to your own private beach Lincoln!" Lori said as his sister's grabbed him and tossed him on his bead. "You got Sun, and Sand and Surf!" Leni placed a bucket of sand under his bare feet, and Lori hung a hot workshop light on his clothes rack, and Lucy and Lola put Lincoln on a surfboard. Lincoln pretended to surf on his board while Lucy sprayed water onto his face from a squirt bottle.
"And screams." Lucy added as Lily had a shark fin hood on her head and pretended to swim around like she was going to eat Lincoln.
"Argh!" Lily went. Will giggled because she was being cute again. The sisters all screamed pretending to be scared.
And if you vote for team beach the fun will literally never stop. Lori promised.
Yep. If you need anything else give us a toot! Leni said. She took out a pink conch shell and blew into it making a loud horn noise. They all smiled at Lincoln and walked out and once they were out of sight. Their enthusiasm left and looked tired and grumpy again. Will noticed this and sighed. He had to give Lincoln advice. His face was showing great concern.
"Lincoln. You need to make a decision now." Will advised.
"Why? This is just too good!" Lincoln said happily.
"This is running your sisters ragged! Not only that, now they are truly your slaves." Will slightly scolded.
Lincoln sighed. "I know, but if I vote for DairyLand five of my sisters will be mad at me, if I choose the beach. The other five will be mad at me. I don't know what to do."
Will wasn't wanting to hear excuses. "Well, whatever you choose, make it fast. Understand the more you drag this out. The more your sisters do for you, the more they do for you, the more angry they will get." Will rubbed his temples. This was giving him a headache. "I gotta go home, I need to play some Zelda. That always relaxes me."
"Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask?" Lincoln asked as Will was heading out the door. Lincoln got excited hearing that, he's a fan of the series himself.
"Wind Waker." Will replied as he closed the door and headed back home. Lincoln however stared at his conch shell and smirked. Did he learn nothing about what Will just said?
Seriously he shouldn't have taken favors from them in the first place.
Will learned on the Monday after the vacation that Lincoln chose the campground as the vacation spot. After he continued to take advantage of his sisters trying to get him to choose either vacation spot. Which just as Will predicted horribly backfired.
However Will was proud of Lincoln, he made the right choice, and while the family was at the campground, Lincoln repaid them for their doing favors and chores for him, he was their servant for a change, for the whole weekend.
He may make mistakes, but he's a really good guy. I'm glad to be Lincoln's friend.
A/N Ok everyone what did you think of this chapter? Did you like it? Did you not? Let me know in a review or a private message. For anyone wanting to know what Will's mother looks like. I will soon post a link to a commissioned image of her, if anyone is interested. Now I promise next chapter wont be too long before it's published. Thank you all again and see you next time.
