"But you haven't answered my question yet... Is one of them your girlfriend or are they both relatives or close friends of yours?" Lana asked suspiciously as she took another step closer...

"A-ah, we have a... Somewhat bizarre relationship..." Fuutarou replied as he instinctively took a few steps back, distancing himself from the silver-haired girl.

"Is that so..." Lana said as she stopped. "But this still doesn't answer my question. Does she have a special relationship with you?" She asked as she narrowed her eyes while the young man tried to avoid eye contact.

"I'm just pulling your leg," she giggled, "I'm not going to pry any further and you have something to take care of, so I won't take any more of your time," Lana said as she pointed at Fuutarou's father who was on the bench unconscious. "I have to go too, so I'll see you next time, Fuutarou!" Lana said as she immediately left before Fuutarou could even say goodbye.

He then sighed in relief that she didn't want to pry even further went to his dad, picked him up again, and continued on back to their Inn.

Returning to the inn, he placed his unconscious father on the bed in his room and then silently exited, heading for his own.

While walking back to his room, he noticed that the quintuplets' room still had the lights on.

He couldn't help but feel a little curious about what they were up to, so he went and knocked on the door. As he knocked, multiple 'come in' came from the other side but was weirdly slurred while someone was also laughing.

As the door opened, he felt something immediately attach to his leg. He looked down and saw Miku clinging to his leg, purring like a cat and whispering his name. A loud laugh then echoed from within the room and when he directed his attention towards the source, he saw Ichika laughing loudly with a glass and a bottle in hand.

He was then met with Yuki lying on the ground, unconscious, with Nino crying beside her. As he tried to understand the situation, everything suddenly went dark. His face was pressed against something soft and it smelled nice.

"There, there..." Tsuyu said, comforting him as she buried his face in her... assets. He was immediately flustered by the situation and pushed her away But as he pushed her, he saw Itsuki in her underwear posing in front of him...

"Like what you see Fuu-chan~?", Itsuki said in the sultriest voice she could while occasionally changing her pose to seduce the young man.

"Dear me... Hogging all of his attention... Even though we agreed to share him, Itsuki-chan~" Rikka said as she walked towards Fuutarou while she swayed her hips and flipped her hair like thirsty prey that locked on to its target.

Behind the thirsty Rikka was Aki who took off her bra under her shirt and waved it around in front of him, "Hehe, look~" she said with a smirk while continuing to wave her bra like a flag.

He slowly stepped back, feeling fear and confusion about why they were acting this way. A scent hit his nose as Rikka pinned him to the wall and licked her lips, saying, "I really, really want to kiss you right now, my love~," as she held his chin and sighed. "But someone wants to go first, so I don't mind waiting... Just be prepared for me next, my love~," Rikka said as she moved back. He hoped he was wrong about what he smelled earlier from Rikka, but what he saw behind her confirmed his hunch.

Behind her was a Yotsuba whose face was flushed and her ribbons slightly dyed in pinkish hue, "Hic~ Hehe, Fuu~" Yotsuba said as she pounced at him and started passionately kissing the young man.

Mpft*! "Wait-" *slurp* "Yot-" *mwah* "suba-!" *mwa, he said in between breaths as Yotsuba continued to kiss him like an animal in heat.

'I'm never letting them near alcohol again!' he thought as the chaos continued until morning...

The next morning, the room was a mess. There were clothes, pillows, and seven empty bottles of sake on the floor. Three girls were half-naked, and a short-haired pinkette was covered with just a blanket. Fuutarou had kiss marks and some bite marks on his neck while being hugged by the three half-naked girls, and Miku was clinging onto his leg. It was safe to say that there were a lot of misunderstandings when they woke up.

Meanwhile, at the same time, a silver-haired German girl was currently tied up and being interrogated by four other girls who looked just like her, as well as an older woman, all with devilish grins. It was safe to say that she didn't get off easy for sneaking out to a random park at a mountain far from their Inn at the foot of the mountain late at night.

A/N: I'm not dead. Yet. Welp bye. Hope you enjoyed this dragged and boring(?) story. (A bit under than my usual word count.