The employees of IMP all sat in the conference room, Loona was on her phone, Millie was sharpening an axe, Moxxie was cleaning one of his guns, and Dante was drinking from a big bottle of wine. Dante took another swig from the wine bottle, parting it from his lips he wiped his mouth and realized that they were missing something, something weird, stupid, and annoying.
"Hey where's Blitzo?" Dante asked.
"Yesterday was the full moon, so he's probably just getting back from his little rendezvous with the prince," Millie explained, giggling at the idea of how when Blitzo will show up he'll probably brush it off like he usually does.
"Huh? - oh right the deal with prince Stolas, hey what does he see in him anyway?" Dante asked, looking around he saw the team of IMP just shrug and shake their heads.
Suddenly Blitzo slammed through the door startling everyone causing Moxxie to accidentally fire off a round nearly hitting Loona who growled at him, causing Moxxie to gulp in response.
"Hey everyone, I'm back, and I got that book from that feathered prick!" Blitzo said, raising up the book in triumph.
"You mean you boyfriend," Dante said in a smug tone, giving Blitzo a cheeky grin while everyone giggled.
Scowling Blitzo snatched the bottle of wine from Dante as he was about to take a swig and started drinking from it. While drinking Blitzo failed to notice the intense look of anger on Dante's face or the fact he was clenching his fists so hard that blood was starting to leak out from between his fingers.
Blitzo turned around and Dante's face was back to a passive glance, but he did notice that everyone else in the room looked kinda scared.
"Alright... So, everyone good news we got a client," he said cheerfully tossing the file on the table.
"So, who's the target sir?" Moxxie asked, looking through the files.
"Some slut named Himler or something," Blitzo said with a casual wave.
"Hilma Blitzo, her name is Hilma Vinter, she's an Olympic skier, from Stockholm Sweden," Dante said reading through the file.
"Huh, oh yeah right whatever all I know is that some whiny prick hired us to kill her, and that's sure as fuck were going to do," he said excitedly.
"What's the Olympics?" Millie asked.
"It's a competition on earth where people from various countries compete in a series of contests and the winners receive medals," Dante explained while everyone else looked at him confused.
"What?" he asked, not understanding the confusion.
"Nothing, come on let's get to work," Blitzo said.
In a ski lodge in northern Sweden three of the four imps each bundled up in thick winter gear to both keep themselves warm and to hide their imp nature, excluding Dante who with his human disguise was able to wear much lighter gear than them, sat on a couch looking at a young blonde woman wearing a gold medal sitting across the room from them.
"That the one?" Dante asked Blitzo, who was holding up a picture of the target.
"Yep, that bitch is the one," he said with a smile, reaching into his coat he pulled out his pistol and was about to aim it at her when he was stopped by both Dante and Moxxie.
"Sir are you an idiot," Moxxie hissed, "wait don't answer that," he followed while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Moxxies right you can't just shoot her right here!" Dante said glaring at Blitzo.
"Why not let's just kill her here and be done with it," Blitzo asked, waving his gun around, only for Dante to snatch it and put it in his coat.
"Yeah, guys I'm with Blitzo on this one let's just do it and get out of this frozen shithole," Millie said shivering leading to Moxxie pulling her into a hug.
"We can't just shoot her here in a crowded room full of people because odds are that someone would get in the way and get hit instead, then the target will run and we will be arrested since there's a room full of witnesses who can see us!" Dante explained while Moxxie shook his head in agreement.
Blitzo scowled before taking his gun back from Dante and put it back in his coat, "fine, I won't shoot the slut here and now but what do you recommend since your such an expert on assassination?" he said passive aggressively to Dante who just rolled his eyes.
"Come on Blitzo let's get some hot chocolate and see if we can listen in to her conversation and see when she's gonna be alone," he explained getting up and gesturing for Blitzo to follow him.
"Ohh get me one too!" Millie shouted towards them.
As they headed towards the bar to order their drinks they passed by the target and were able to overhear her conversation, even if it was only for a brief moment.
"Jag kommer att träffa backarna lite," Hilma said to one of her friends.
As they reached the bar and ordered their drinks Blitzo turned to Dante with a smug smile on his face.
"Well great idea you had there Dante "listen in on her conversation and find out when she'd be alone'," he said in a mocking tone.
"Well, we did that and all we got was a bunch of weird bullshit that sounds like Stolas when he tries to talk with his mouth full of my dick now if-"
"She's going to go skiing," Dante said matter of factly, Blitzo looked at him confused.
"Uh what?"
"She said that she was going to go skiing in a little bit, so when she goes to leave, we follow her and when she's alone then you can put a bullet in her head," he said grabbing the hot chocolate and heading back to where Millie and Moxxie where sitting, leaving Blitzo stunned.
"Hey wait how the fuck did you understand that shit?" he asked confused. Dante just shrugged.
"I speak Swedish, what of it?" Dante asked, wondering why this was a problem.
"When did you learn that?" Blitzo asked.
"A sinner taught it to me," Dante replied.
Hilma Vinter headed for the lift, skis in one hand she got in line waiting for her turn to get a seat to carry her up the slope. Unbeknownst to her, four individuals were following behind her.
"There she goes completely clueless to her inevitable demise," Blitzo said smiling as he and the others head for the lift.
"God damn I never realized how cold the human world can be," Moxxie complained, shivering followed by a sneeze.
As Hilma took her seat and began her ascent up the mountain the IMP team followed suit with Moxxie and Dante taking the seat behind her so they could have a clear shot while Millie and Blitzo took the seat behind them so they could block everyone's view.
While they sat on the bench Dante and Moxxie pulled pieces of a rifle out of their coats, assembling it Moxxie took the rifle but noticed his hands shaking from the cold so he gave it to Dante. As Dante raised the rifle and took aim, he had the target in his sight, when suddenly Moxxie sneezed. Dante flinched and fired the rifle in the air. The bullet then hits the piece of metal that connects the bench with the cable causing it to snap. Dante looked at the lock then at Moxxie and scowled, Moxxie smiled meekly before the bench fell from the line and plummeted to the ground with a loud crash.
"Moxxie!" Millie shouted looking over the edge of the bench to see if Moxxie was ok.
"Looks like it's up to us to kill this bitch," Blitzo said, rolling his eyes at the inconvenience that Dante and Moxxie put him through.
Down on the ground both Dante and Moxxie pulled themselves from the pile of smashed wood and metal. Moxxie rubbed his bruised head noticing that Dante was giving him a vicious glare.
"Sorry," he said meekly,
"It's fine but if you do that again I'm going to choke you to death with your own tail," Dante said in a calm yet menacing voice, as he pulled himself out of the wreckage.
Moxxie gulped in fear, and began to follow.
Millie and Moxxie stood at the top of the slope watching the target preparing to head down the slope, Millie and Blitzo prepared to take her out. Blitzo pulled out his pistol and loaded it preparing to take aim. When suddenly his phone rang. Pulling his phone out of his pocket he saw that it was Stolas, groaning he answered the phone.
"What do you want? I'm in the middle of a job!" he yelled into the phone.
"Oh, come now Blitzy, don't you ever make time for me?"
"I make time for you every full fucking moon! But that's still not enough for your thirsty ass apparently,"
Millie rolled her eyes as Blitzo wasted time arguing with his boyfriend over the phone, Millie noticed that the target was making her way down the slope panicking. She snatched a snowboard from a guy standing nearby and took off down the slope. As Millie was chasing after the target Blitzo continued to talk to Stolas absentmindedly wandering into the line for the slope. The guy who was supposed to go first got pissed and pushed Blitzo out of the way causing him to fall down the slope, and form into a large snowball. Millie sped down the slope trailing behind the target, pulling an axe out of her jacket. She got closer to her target who was too focused on the path in front of her to notice, but as Millie got close, she raised her axe and was prepared to bring it down on the target when suddenly the target veered away and Millie slammed into a tree. As she impacted the tree her axe flew from her hand and spun through the air down the slope. Pulling herself off the tree she took a few wobbly steps rubbing her head when suddenly she was run over and trapped in Blitzo's giant snowball.
Down at the base of the mountain Dante and Moxxie stood ready with rifle in hand, as the target made it to the base of the slope Dante raised his rifle and took aim, but as he was ready to pull the trigger, he felt Moxxie pat him on the shoulder. Looking away from the scope he looked angrily at Moxxie.
"What now?" he asked, annoyed as Moxxie pointed towards the mountain following his finger, his eyes went wide in horror as a giant snowball came tumbling towards them.
"Ah crumbs," both Moxxie and Dante said in unison as the snowball hit them.
The snowball went a few more feet before slamming into a tree. The staff of IMP eventually dug themselves out of the snowball each falling to the ground from exhaustion.
"mår du bra?" (you guys ok) looking up they say the target looking down at them with a worried look on her face.
Blitzo struggled to raise his pistol when suddenly the axe Millie lost suddenly flew down the slope and hit the target in the back of the head killing her.
Getting up and dusting themselves off the IMP crew looked down at the corpse of the target in general surprise.
"Huh, weird but convenient," Blitzo said shrugging his shoulders before pulling out his phone to call Loona to open a portal back to hell.
As the portal opened the others went through but before Dante did, he walked over to the corpse and pulled the gold medal from around her neck and put it in his pocket.
"Vila I frid," (rest in peace) he muttered before walking through the portal.