Reviews:

adislt: Haven't seen God of Eater but I'll check it out.

Reader: Yeah, technically, in chapter 2, Salem is Palpatine.

Kitsuna G: It'll be most likely God of War 1 only to establish the Universe and maybe 2 or 3 and then do 4 and 5, but don't take that to heart as I might change it.

SoulDevils: Like the GoW chapter a Naruto chapter will happen down the line and yeah, I'll possibly make Jaune Itachi.

ultima-owner: Here's one hell of a time!

Theanimemaster9000: Shit! I should've done that! It makes perfect sense!

Phantommore: Checked out the scene you were talking about and I think I'll need to watch "High and Low" before I do it.

Source: Jackass 2

Jackass 2 was the first Jackass I ever watched and that got me into Johnny, Steve-o, and all the others. Since then I have loved the movies and after watching "Jackass Forever" I decided to make Jackass a chapter for this fanfic.

Jaune = Johnny Knoxsville

Ren = Steve-O

Sun = Ryan Dunn

Neptune = Bam Margera

Scarlet = Chris Pontius

Cardin = Ehren Mcghehey

Sky = Dave England

Mercury = Wee Man

Roman = Preston Lacy

I'll be doing some of the stunts where Johnny is involved, and hurt, minus the first stunt. Also, I wanted to start out with the Puppet show (if you know, you know) But I decided against it because it might be too shocking for RWBY and NPR.

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"Jackass? Why would anyone call a movie that?" Weiss asked with a raised brow

RR shrugged and looked at the white-haired girl, "I'm not sure myself, but it's most likley because they do a bunch of weird, stupid, and dangerous things that have caused a lot of injuries," RR told her "In fact, this movie is so well beloved that they wouldn't just make one but four movies centered around doing dangerous stunts," RR told them.

Yang was in shock, "Four movies!? Just how popular are these stunts?" Yang asked.

"It's not only the stunts, but Jaune and his friends as well, they're funny and witty, and have a close bond that they can play the most brutal pranks on each other and they'll just laugh it off," RR said, a warm tone in his voice.

"Well, now I can't wait! Let's watch!" Nora said as she shook with excitement.

RR chuckled, "Alright, but be warned, things can get slightly inappropriate at times," RR told them.

The scene opened up to show a simple suburban street, with cars lined up along the side of the road, and there was a fog that obscured the end of the street, and a song was heard playing over the scene (The Ecstacy of Gold). Finally appearing out of the fog, were clearly Jaune and a few other boys, running away and looking back at something.

There was a close-up of Jaune and text appeared on the screen revealing his name. The next close-up was on Neptune, then on Cardin.

After it showed those three, it was revealed what they were running away from, it was a herd of Bulls.

"Oh. My. God!" Yang said, stunned but smiling.

"Those morons! They could get severely hurt or worse DIE!" Weiss cried in anger.

"Do they have Aura in this world?" Pyrrha asked RR.

"Nope," RR replied.

It went back to close-ups and on this one, Ren was shown with a terrified look on his face, next it showed Sun also running and looking terrified, and running up behind him was Sky Lark, who looked way more terrified than Ren and Sun.

"Of course, Sun's in this," Blake said with a smile and a sigh.

"He'd do something like this for sure," Ruby said with a giggle.

"I'm surprised Sky is in this as well," Pyrrha said, "Does that mean Cardin's in this one as well?" she asked.

The next close-up was of Mercury who appeared to be a small person in this universe, next was a close-up of Cardin, and then it showed Roman, who appeared to be fat in this universe.

Ruby and Yang quickly began to laugh as they saw the alternate version of Roman, and Blake smiled, feeling as if this was karma for the criminal.

The bulls were still chasing them and now they could hear the frightened scream of the boys as they ran away from the herd. Sun opened a car door and jumped inside just as a bull struck the door and tore it off the car.

"Holy shit!" Sun cried.

Roman was running and tried to jump over a white fence, however, a bull hit him in the back and crashed through the fence but no doubt running over Roman's legs, it then showed Jaune, Cardin, Ren, and Neptune running from a few bulls that chased them. Sky then jumped into a trash can only for a bull to hit the trash can, sending it flipping over, and then it showed that Mercury was hit and knocked down by a small Bull.

The scene changed to show two bulls running at Cardin and Ren.

"Oh shit!" Cardin cried

They burst through a lattice and thankfully managed to avoid the Bulls running over them. Scarlet ran but he and the bull crashed into a large inflated pool and he went under as the Bull ran out, Scarlet resurfaced and appeared to be unharmed.

Jaune and Neptune then ran into a house, and ran toward the back, however, Neptune jumped through a window to the outside, and Jaune ran toward the large living room window but stopped and looked directly at them all with a smile on his face.

"Hi I'm Jaune Arc, Welcome to Jackass!" Jaune cried, he then turned and looked frightened, "Whoa!" he cried.

He backed to the window, only for a Bull to jump through the window and somewhat drag him out with him.

The scene ended and a title card saying "Jackass Number 2" appeared on the screen.

Many winced at what happened to Jaune.

Yang smiled and continued watching. "I wonder what they'll do next, I mean, what the hell could top that?" Yang asked.

RR chuckled, "Oh you have no idea what you're in for," he said.

Ren was a bit confused, "Wait, can Jaune see us?" he asked.

RR shook his head, "No, He simply addressed the audience that is watching this movie in their world," RR told them.

The scene changed and Jaune, Neptune, and Sun were on what appeared to be a farm, Neptune was shirtless while Jaune and Sun were dressed up like what everyone imagines a farmer to look like.

Neptune looked at the Camera, "Here we are at some random ass ranch... and this is the brand, and it's gonna suck," Neptune said.

"Hold on, what are they doing?" Weiss asked.

Neptune stepped onto a bale of Hay.

Jaune smiled as he looked at Neptune, "Drop 'em," he told Neptune.

Neptune groaned with a smile, as he pulled the back part of his pants down, showing off his ass.

"You have no hair on your ass," Jaune said.

"It is pretty," Sun said.

Quickly, Weiss realized what the three of them were doing, "No..." Weiss muttered.

Yang chuckled with shock, her eyes were wide as she smiled, not believing what they were doing. "Oh my gosh, they are not doing that!" she cried, still smiling.

Sun had a blowtorch in one hand and an iron brand in the shape of a dick in his other, and he was heating up the brand with the torch. Neptune and Jaune were watching him and Jaune was perched atop a carriage that Neptune was leaning on.

"Aw dear god, I wasn't bummed for you until now," Jaune said.

"OK!" Neptune cried as he saw Sun still heating up the brand.

"If I take it off it's gonna go cold in a second," Sun replied.

Sun then turned the torch off and made his way to Neptune, who looked frightened and Jaune used a rag to wipe off his ass cheeks.

"You ready?" Jaune asked.

"No!" Neptune cried.

"Don't move," Jaune told him.

Sun then pressed the iron against Neptune's ass, but Neptune cried out in pain and flinched away, but then slightly moved back and he was burned a second time but in a different spot.

"Oh my Oum!" Weiss cried.

"Oh! that's gotta hurt!" Yang said with a smile.

"Why would anyone do that!?" Ruby cried.

The camera was still zoomed in on Neptune's ass as there were two outlines of the brand.

"Don't fucking move!" Sun cried to his friend.

"Press it harder you idiot!" Neptune told him.

"Why would he still do it!?" Weiss cried.

Sun pressed the brand harder onto his friend's ass, which caused him to cry out in pain and Sun moved the brand away from Neptune as he cried and swore in pain.

"Fuck!" Neptune cried.

"It's good!" Sun said, pointing at the brand on Neptune's ass.

"No it's not Sun, you gotta hold it," said a voice behind the camera.

Neptune prepared himself for the brand again, "GO!" He shouted.

Sun then pushed the dick brand onto his friend again, and Neptune cried out in pain, before finally jumping down from the haybale and running toward a bucket of water, as he lowered his butt into it to stop the pain, as Jaune and Sun were laughing.

"Aw Fuck!" Neptune cried, "Dude that hurt so fucking bad!"

After crying out in pain, he got up and Jaune instructed him to turn around but looked at Sun, who told his friend that he wasn't going to brand him again, and then Neptune showed off the brand to the two boys and Jaune began to laugh.

"You gave me a hologram dick," Neptune said as the camera zoomed in on his ass, showing how many outlines of the brand there were.

"Oh my Oum that is disgusting!" Weiss cried out.

"Why on earth would he agree to this!" Pyrrha cried, and was also grossed out.

"There's three sold dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and you gave me a set of balls,"

"But a sweet set of balls," Jaune commented.

Neptune looked at Sun with a smile, "I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than do that again," He told him as the scene faded away.

"That had to be the most painful thing ever," Pyrrha said.

"You'll see worse," RR said.

"Oh gods no..." Weiss groaned.

The scene was now a cloudy day and Jaune appeared to be surrounded by metal fences, he smiled at the camera and put a blindfold over his eyes, and once he was finished he pulled out a lighter and cigarette and lit it.

Ruby made a disgusted face, "Yuck, why would Jaune smoke?" She asked.

"I think the real question ruby is why Jaune has a blindfold on," Blake said.

The camera zoomed out and the animal cry was heard, Jaune prepared himself only for a black bull to charge at him and hit him in the legs, and then throw him up, and Jaune flipped forward and then landed on the ground hard, and many "OH's" could be heard behind the Camera.

Pyrrha gasped in horror as she saw her crush be flipped like a ragdoll.

"Oh my god!" Blake said

Nora winced, "That's gotta hurt," she said

"Why are they doing this!?" Weiss cried, wondering how they could be this stupid.

Jaune limped away from the Bull as the others began to laugh. A replay of what happened was shown and Neptune's voice was over it.

"That's couldn't have gone any better," Neptune said over the footage, "I didn't know Arc could do backflips!" Neptune said in an amused tone.

The scene changed once more and Jaune, with Sun and Neptune again, both had mask's on their heads, appeared to be in a shooting range, with a man in a red shirt.

Jaune looked at the camera with a smile. "We're here with Daniel Alverez from ALS technologies and uh... Why don't you explain what this is and what we're gonna be doing?" Jaune said.

The man then pointed at an object that looked like a mailbox with a wide mouth. "Well, this is the 460 Stingmore mine, it has approximately 700 .45 caliber rubber balls in it, they'll fly out there at about 500 feet per second," Daniel said, "They use these charges outside of embassies to protect the gate from people trying to break in,"

Sky was shown with a worried look and shaking his head as he was being told.

Ruby's eyes became wide as her mind came to the conclusion of what was happening. "No! They aren't doing what I think they're doing, are they!?" she cried.

Yang turned to her baby sister. "What do you think they are thinking of doing Rubes?" Yang asked with a smile.

"They're gonna get shot with those things!" Ruby cried

"WHAT!?" cried everyone except Yang.

"Ah come on, it can't be that bad," Yang said, waving off Ruby's concern.

"Looks like it's gonna suck," Jaune said.

"It is," Daniel replied, "I promise,"

Jaune then stood next to Daniel with a switch box, a wire that connected it to the box filled with rubber bullets, in front of the box was a paper target. "Fire in the hole!" Jaune said.

Jaune pressed a button and a deafening bang was heard, as the bullets were blown out of the box.

Blake looked to her partner, "What were you saying about it not being that bad?" Blake asked.

Yang smiled awkwardly, "Ok, I take it back," She said.

Neptune and Sun walked out of the room.

"Fuck that, dude!" Neptune said.

"Fucking christ!" Sun cried.

The camera moved to show Jaune smiling, "That is great!" Jaune said.

"How can he be so happy about this!?" Pyrrha asked.

"Jaune-Jaune might just be crazy in this Universe Pyr," Nora said.

The camera followed Neptune and he looked back at it, "Dude, Arc is... If Arc goes in there, dude, I'll french kiss him," Neptune told the Camera.

The Camera went outside and saw Jaune talking to Sun.

"Are you insane?" Sun asked as he sat down in a chair.

Jaune was standing up and looked at Sun, "No, all you got to do is stand there," Jaune said.

"Yeah and get killed! Look at that thing!" Sun cried, "That thing blew up!"

"It's just loud!" Jaune told him.

"Bullshit!" Ruby cried.

"RUBY!?" Yang and Weiss cried in shock.

"It's gonna hurt really bad, but it's just loud," Jaune said.

Sun gave him a deadpan look, "You're nuts," Sun told him.

"No, no, no, come on, it's for the footage," Jaune said

"You're nuts," Sun repeated as the screen faded to black.

It faded back into Jaune, Sun, and Neptune down range.

"Oh, Gods why!?" Weiss cried as she looked up to the ceiling.

Sun and Neptune wore masks and Jaune covered his face. Jaune then gave them a thumbs-up before he covered his crotch. Seconds passed before the mine fired and the loud bang was heard once again, and instantly, the three boys fell to the ground, groaning in pain.

"Oum, I do not want to be them right now," Ren said.

Ruby winced and nodded, "I've heard how bad rubber bullets are, and yeah, I've heard it really sucks," she told the boy.

"Son of a... Fuck you!" Sun cried as he pulled off his mask, and fell back to his knees in pain.

"All you guys are fucking assholes!" Jaune cried as a replay of what happened was shown.

The camera then switched to show Neptune on the ground, who was no doubt in extreme pain.

"You alright, Nep? You alright?" Jaune asked, "You crying?"

"I think he's hurt," Sun told Jaune.

"Obviously you idiots!" Weiss cried.

Jaune laughed a little, "Can we get Nep some water? Maybe a Shirley Temple?" Jaune said as the screen faded to black.

"Please tell me we're over! Please!" Weiss cried.

"For now it is," RR said, "But We'll come back to this universe later,"

"Why!?" Pyrrha cried.

Yang laughed, "I wanna see what the hell they'll do to top the ones we've seen, so I'm all for coming back!"

"Here Here!" Nora cried with excitement.

"Morons... I'm surrounded by morons..." Weiss muttered to herself.

Blake heard her teammate and couldn't help but agree on a small level.

Ruby smiled at Yang and Nora's antics before turning her head to look at RR, "What's the next world, RR?" Ruby asked

However, RR was nowhere to be seen and Ruby raised her brow in confusion.

"RR?" Ruby called out, but there was no response.

Blake saw her team leader looking Around for RR and she too began to call out, "RR? Are you there?" Blake asked, catching the other's attention.

"Hey, where did he go?" Nora asked.

"Yeah, where could he have gone off to?" Yang asked

RR appeared and looked at them, "Sorry, I was telling our new guests what to expect," RR told them

"New guests?" Pyrrha asked.

Suddenly, four portals opened and four faces landed safely into their seats. Two of the faces they recognized quickly.

Sun looked to see Team RWBY and JNPR, "Hey, Guys!" Sun said with a big smile.

Neptune saw them as well and waved, "Sup," he said

"Hi Sun!" Ruby greeted.

"Heyo Suno!" Nora said with a big smile.

"Hello again," Pyrrha greeted with a wave.

"Nice to see you again, Neptune, Sun," Ren said.

"Looks like that RR guy wasn't kidding," came a female voice

They all turned around to see two teen girls, who most didn't recognize, but Pyrrha did.

"Oh my! Hello Arslan!" Pyrrha said with a smile

Arslan smiled at her old friend/rival, "Hello again, to you too, Pyrrha,"

"Pyrrha, do you know her?" Ren asked.

Pyrrha looked at her male teammate and nodded, "Yes, I and Arslan attended Sanctum together," Pyrrha replied.

Arslan nodded, "Yes, though apparently, the reason we're here is because of Reese," Arslan said.

"Who?" Nora asked

"That would be me," Reese said raising her hand, "Hey, I'm Reese Chloris," she told them.

"Nice to meet you, Reese," Pyrrha greeted, "But why did Arslan say you two are here because of you?" Pyrrha asked.

Reese blushed before answering, "Oh! Well uh... Me and Jaune are old friends," Reese said with a smile.

"More like Childhood friends," Arlan corrected with a smile, "Apparently they both grew up in Ansel, in fact, both families are old friends, apparently," Arslan said

"Oh... I see," Pyrrha said, as a small amount of dark aura began to surround her.

"Anyway!" RR said, stopping Pyrrha from doing anything drastic, "The next universe we're looking at is a good one, and one of you happens to be in love with our Blonde Knight," RR said.

Two faces blushed, one was Pyrrha but the other one was Reese.

Ren looked at the ball of light, "What's this universe about?" he asked.

"Jaune is a God of Death" RR replied with a smile.

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Yep, next up is Dragon Ball! Dragon Ball was one of my first animes before Naruto and Bleach, though which Dragon Ball fight will I be doing?