Luca's eyes widened and his face burned. Did she just say the rest of the family? Was Lacy related to him?
Lacy smiled at Leni, "We're on our way, Aunt Leni. I'm just going to show Luca where the bathroom is."
The blonde woman's mouth fell open. "Why didn't I think of that? Thanks for being so thoughtful, Lacy."
With Leni gone, Luca was left sitting next to Lacy, the brunette gave him a mischievous smile as she got to her feet.
"You heard her; we've got to be quick.", Lacy said.
Luca struggled to his feet, feeling flustered "Hey... what was that kiss about? Are we related? If we are, why did you kiss me?"
Luca rambled on for a minute, until Lacy started giggling. "You really don't know, do you?"
Luca rolled his eyes and let out an annoyed sigh. "No, I don't know what's going on here. I'm starting to get kinda frustrated. It feels like everyone's in on a joke I don't know anything about."
Lacy's face softened. "You should ask Lincoln. He's really nice and he should be able to explain. It's not really my place."
Luca nodded following Lacy put of the room, however he still had one question that was bugging him.
"Hey...why did you kiss me, you know I'm your cousin"? Luca asked.
Lacy shrugged her shoulders, "I thought you were cute, and I wanted to test you. You passed by the way".
Lacy led him down the same stairs and by the now-vacant living room, the brunette opened a door and Luca's eyes widened. The entire dining room was dominated by a large banquet-style table.
The table had several serving plates, each filled with different dishes. It was almost like a giant potluck just for kids.
Luca easily found the kids from earlier, Lemy, Bobby and Loan were all sitting twords the center of the table. They were surrounded by several new faces however...
Leni walked into the kitchen, with a young woman who could have been her more curvaceous twin. Both were wearing aprons, and the younger woman held a large serving pot that smelled strongly of pot roast and vegetables.
" I'm glad you made it guys! This isn't everyone, but Luca will be meeting everyone within a few days" Leni smiled brilliantly clapping her hands.
The blonde woman gave Luca a shy smile, and Luca returned the smile. Leni placed a hand on the woman's shoulder, "this is my daughter, Lenia. She's a great cook and has a wonderful sense of humor".
Leni continued by pointing out the names of the new kids. "The girl to Lemy's left is Lupa."...
An albino girl flashed Luca a sharp smile, while Lemy snorted and grabbed a dinner roll.
Next to Lupa, sat a small blonde girl who seemed to hide under the brim of her red hat, "This is Lizzy", Leni beamed.
The little girl waved shyly at Luca while hiding behind a small Asian girl" This is Bed, another one of my daughters.
Luca took a minute to digest the new information, so many new family members...Why hadn't his Dad told him earlier? Why hide such a large family? It was unusual, but not unheard of.
The sounds of the front door opening drew everyone's attention. A short, well-curved blonde woman sauntered into the dining room, looking as if she had just crawled out from underneath a car.
She was wearing overalls and a grey tank top, revealing more oil stained skin, Luca couldn't help but notice how pretty she was.
Lizzy squealed and got up from her chair, running into the newcomers arms" Mommy! You made it".
The blonde picked Lizzy up and cradled her to her breasts" Ofcourse Lizzard, a promise is a promise"...
Leni smiled, "This is your aunt Lana."
Leni turned to address Lana. "I didn't think you could take off. It's great that you're here. Will Lola also be coming?"
Lana blew a raspberry. Not likely; she's stuck at the studio until they're done shooting. She has Leia with her...
Leni visibly deflated a little. She said, "I was hoping to at least be able to introduce you two..."
Lana patted Leni on the shoulder. "Don't worry, everyone is super excited to finally meet Luca. We should have a full house soon enough."
Luca almost gasped, there was more family for him too meet?
Lana took a seat next to Lizzy and Bed while Leni continued introducing Luca" On Loan's left is Lyra"...
Lyra smiled at Luca " Hello its nice to meet you, I've heard so much about you Luca".
Lyra had long brown hair with bangs that stopped over her forehead, Luca noted that Lyra, Loan and Lenia appeared to be the eldest of his cousins at the moment.
"Next to Lyra, we have Libby" Leni said, pointing towards an auburn-haired teen who was wearing some variation of braces with an attached headpiece.
Libby simply blushed and waved at Luca while Leni wrapped up the roster with a small toddler with a brown Bob cut in a highchair" This looks Lulu, she's the youngest of the family so far. But don't let her fool you, Lulu is a genius just like her mom"...
The toddler smiled, flashing a set of teeth that shouldn't of been present. Luca swallowed around a lunp in his throat while Lacy pulled him to an empty seat next to Libby.
Just what had his dad gotten him into?
Meanwhile, Lincoln Loud was unpacking his belongings into the tenant's apartment that Lana had added off the back of the garage.
It was a walk down memory lane for Lincoln. Lana did a good job maintaining the old homestead. The apartment, while a new addition, was necessary with so many people coming and going from the house.
Stella threw the door open hard and gave Lincoln a cold look, when Lincoln tried to pull her into his arms Stella pushed him away.
" Baby please, I know you're upset"...Lincoln stared.
Stella exploded, " YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW UPSET I FEEL RIGHT NOW"!
The Filipina sunk down on the center bed, covering her face as she started to cry silently.
Lincoln bit back a retort, knowing that Stella was under an extreme amount of stress. He had made a promise to Lori that once he moved back to Royal Woods, Lincoln would be taking a more central role in his children's lives.
It was only fair that Lincoln's sisters and the other mothers did most of the work. Lincoln was just worried about how he would explain things to Luca...
"I have to do this for Stella; they need me. It's only fair that Luca gets to know the other half of his family", Lincoln pleaded.
Stella let out a bitter laugh, "That's what I'm afraid of, Lincoln. What you and your sisters had wasn't natural."...
Lincoln felt his temper flare up. "I told you about the kids before anything got serious. Plus, wasn't it your mom who wanted a threesome with us? You didn't care about how natural it was."
Stella's face reddened and she stood up sputtering, "That was a one-time thing, Lincoln! You have eighteen kids. The oldest is barely nineteen, Lincoln!".
Lincoln let out a tired sigh as he sat on the corner of the bed. "I just want to spend time with my kids. I've missed so much of the younger kids' lives, and Lyra's going off to college this summer. I refuse to lose any more of their childhoods. It may be selfish, but I don't care anymore."
Stella's face softened slightly. "What are we going to tell Luca? He's going to be so confused. What if one of the others tells him?"
Lincoln shook his head. "Leni promised the kids wouldn't mention it, but I'll have to tell him soon."
Luca didn't know what to make of dinner. It was controlled chaos with the younger kids literally pawing at serving dishes and plates. His aunt Lana was the worst; she literally stole a roll from Luca's plate.
Libby and Lyra chatted with him, while Lacy took the time to describe what Royal Woods Middle School was like. It was almost too much information to process, but Luca was glad they were treating him well.
After dinner, Luca, Lemy, and Lacy helped Leni and Lenia clean up the kitchen. Leni explained that the kids worked together on chores to ensure that everything was done fairly.
Luca enjoyed listening to Lemy as he recounted some of his skateboarding stories. Although the other boy was only a year younger than him, Lacy was a year older than him.
It was exciting; he would have some new friends in his new city. People to hang out with, and hopefully show him around Royal Woods.
After they finished up cleaning the kitchen Luca finally slipped away hoping to get a shower. It had been a long day, and honestly Luca was exhausted.
Luca slowly opened the door and looked down in surprise. Lizzy was lingering by the bathroom door; her blonde hair was down around her shoulders, and she was wearing a green dinosaur-themed pajama suit.
"Hey Lizzy, is everything okay? Do you want me to get Aunt Leni?" Luca asked.
The little blonde gave him a shy look, "Mommy says you're living with us now; are you going to be my new big brother?"
Luca felt his heart melt at the innocence of Lizzy's question. Luca had always wanted a younger sibling.
"Yeah, I'm going to be living with you guys. I'm sorry I can't be your big brother, but I'd be happy if I could be your friend, Lizzy.", Luca spoke with an even tone.
Lizzy squealed, " Really! A new friend is almost as good as a big brother. I can't wait till you meet Leia, she's my best friend".
Luca laughed and walked Lizzy back to her bedroom. The room was dark, but like Luca's, it was filled with bunk beds and snoring occupants.
Lizzy surprised Luca by giving him a hug before running off into her room. Smiling softly, Luca walked back to his own room, unaware that he was being watched.
Just as he grasped the door handle, Lacy popped from seemingly nowhere. Her light brown hair was loose about her shoulders, and she was wearing a wispy nightgown.
Luca had to hold back a yelp while Lacy chuckled, "Sorry, did I scare you?"
Holding his chest, Luca rolled his eyes, "Yeah, a little"
Lacy rocked back on the balls of her feet, she looked uncertain for a minute" We're you able to talk to Lincoln"?
Luca let out a sigh, talking to his dad had completely slipped his mind after dinner and the fun they had cleaning up...
"No, not yet", Luca whispered.
Lacy shook her head, "I guess I can't say anything yet"...
Luca threw his hands up and said, "I guess not".
Lacy giggled and moved to put a hand on Luca's shoulder. "You'll know soon enough."
The brunette lowered her face, and Luca knew she was going to kiss him before their lips met. Thousands of thoughts raced through his mind.
Luca knew that he should of pushed Lacy away, she was his cousin after all. He hardly even knew her, since they had just met earlier in the day.
It was hard to identify the pretty girl, who had kissed him as blood. His body certainly couldn't tell the difference.
Luca leaned into the kiss, feeling Lacy giggle into his mouth. Her lips were soft, and delicious. Luca took his time gently exploring the wet cavern, and Lacy let out a soft moan as she leaned up to rub her tiny breasts against his chest.
Lacy pulled away with a coy smile, "Sweet dreams."...
Luca watched as Lacy disappeared into one of the many bedrooms. He let out a long sigh as he felt the heat settling in his groin. He was going to have to admit it sooner rather than later. Luca Loud is a cousin-kissing pervert.