It was an Ordinary Day in Mike's little home. He was being a friendly kind guy. He was just having Joyous fun. His Short, Bluish-Gray fur was being a Blue shade of Gray. He was walking around on his little paws and having Paws running around. He was joyous! Suddenly his motherly woman of a mother knocked on his door "MIIKE GET YOUR FAGGOT ASS DOWN HERE! YOUR BIG GAY BOYFRIEND IS HERE!" she said, in a motherly tone. It was Paulo J. Keengon! Mike looked at his stupid dumb cunt bitch ass whore ass bitch motherfucking bitch ass bitch of a Parental Figure and said in an angry and pissed off and enraged tone "MOMMMMMMMMMMMM im not GAY for Paulo." he said. He was really angry and pissed off and enraged. He was beating his chest like an Ape! Paulo smirked his teeth out and said "hey faggot. ready yto have hot gay sex . At my house?" Mike got mad and looked into his eyes with love and beautiy and said "paulo.. my mom doesnt know im gay..." they snuck out the house..


All of the Sudden, Daisy walked up and said "Hey Homosexuals, what are you doing?" Paulo looked at her beautiful eyes and said "we are going to have Sex. Really Homosexual type. Its Gay BTW" Daisys grin turned into a frown, a smile upside down,. She was filled with SHOCK. she immeditally began praying and said "dont you know . Thats bad and not very Good to do? and Youll go hell forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever? PLUS youl never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave Hell. Because your gay homosexuality?" she prayed for god to change their ways. Mike smiled and stroked Paulo through his pants "umm. Nuh uh. thats not true.." he said. Daisy kept praying til her knees began to bleed from the broken aids filled syringes all over the sidewalk. She did not get aids because she was a christian and God protected her. Paulo picked up Mike and began running with him like Donkey Kong when he grabs a barrel and begins running like in the Donkey Kong video games. He was running as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog video games. Running fast at the speed of souind! lets go! running the fun run speed qui9ck!


Paulo took Mike into an abandoned alley, no one around except for a homeless man who was passed out asleep in his tent because the Shit Heel Cops hadnt made their way to this part of town yet. Paulo started making out homosexually with Mike. Mike was so Fucking Horny and Bonereified that was he was like "um.. WTF this is too slow.: and he wiped out his HUGE puslating 20 inch horselike pecker. The tip was all red due to the blood flooding to it. Mike was so horny that blood was leaving his brain. He was losing IQ and becoming retarded! He smacked Paulo so hard with his puslating mass so hard by mistake that he accidentally knocked Paulo into the wall breaking his nose in the process, itr was by mistake! Paulo looked up at him covered in blood and pre. Paulo whiped out his tiny little 3 inch micropenis that was covered in blue molod. It was because he forgot to wash his penis for the past 10 years. It stunk like roty and death, the flies buzzed around it happily. Green Pus leaked out of it. "woaw babe. Your penis is Moldy asf af fr!" Mike said in rfeaction. He was doing the pogface and the soyface! He couldnt handle it. He needed the tiny deformed weiner! He put his ass on it for the first time ever in the history of The world, it was kinda fucked up and weird. They began doing the sex fucking.


It was 2 and a half hours later and the sex fucking (fucking sexually) had just ended. There was no longer any sex fucking to be had. Mike and Paulo laid together in a mess of their own cum, sweat, feces, and blood. "haha wow that was like erm. so crazy xD" mike said. all of the sudden Mikes ass felt weird and he tried to get up to itch it but his ass was immobilized. he could move his legs, his arms and everything else but his ass was glued to the ground. he couldnt move. Daisy walked into the alley, clapping her hands like the Congratulations scene from Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 26. The homeless man got up and awoke from the sound and noticed the homosexuals and Daisy. "erm what the deuce" he said like stewie ffrom familyg uy. "Well. Mike. GOd has ruined your ability to move your ASS due to your homosexuality. Well you repent. YOur gay sexness having it the gay sex you have?" She asked Mike. The homeless man was a former homophobic church pastor and he begsan praying to cure them of the sexuality. Mike began to sob. Paulo began laughing, taking off the fake mold cock revealing his REAL 35 inch pecker that was flaccid beneath as he got up and stood with Daisy. "Yeah buddy. I was trying to keep you safe from real gays but its clear you need help. This is an intervention" Chris Hansen walked in too. He was there. Paulo kicked Mike in the face 5 times, removing 4 teeth out of his 63 perfect white teeth. Daisy instantly stripped to the naked. She got horny and squirted a little. Mike sobbed as his perfect chompers fell out. Daisy also peed kind of, staining her white fur with a super yellow shade of yellow.


God looked down, smiling at the actions


Abbey was walking around the town, buying 32 big mac from mcdonalds to feed his SSBBW of a wife (Lucy) when he heard the sobs. He dropped the big ass bag of big macs and whipped out his pistol. He walked into the Alley and said "erm what is going on guys xDDDD, i was trying to find my fat piggy slob of a bitch wife. i love her so much because i have a fat fetish xD" Daisy looked over at him and said "oh yeah so uh basically this guy is a gay homosexual so we have to cure him" Abbey frowned hard. "SO what if hes GAY? whats wrong with his ASS BUTTHOLE its all blue" he pointed his badass gun at Paulos pecker. "Let him free NOW or else." He threw the gun to Mike who caught it perfectly. Abbey stripped nude and whipped out his 39 INCH PECKER and began sword fighting Paulo like in Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith when Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker fought on the planet Mustafar, the hot planet fulled with and covered in Lava. Paulo hit Abbey and madce him bleewd. Abbey smirked and said "heh not bad kid" and sliced his nose off. Paulo screamed and said "THAT WAS MY NOSE! BITCH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 11 1 1rafeghnh!" ABbey said ""nothin personell kid.." and beheaded Paulo. Mikje shot daiusy 423 times in the head. The homeless pastor all of the sudden ripped his clothes off. He wasnt a homeless pastor! He was actually world famous YouTuber Ian Hecox from Smosh! "I-Ian?" Mike said "LOl! You just got pranked epic! the cool good!" Ian said. Daisy reformed. it wasnt actually Daisy. It was Markiplier! Paulo reformed and it was JACKSEPTIC EYE THE GAMER!
they began beatying the shit out of mike.
but then Jack looked into Markiplier eyes abnd said "Mark... IM pregnat..." mark looked shocked and said "um.. wtf O_o" "and your not the father" mark got angry as af. he looked pissed the H off and said "whos the father.." "pewdie pie" mark instantly shot Jacks pregnat belly and said" stay here babe" and fled to sweden.


Joe Biden was in the white house and he looked at the feed streaming this interaction. He looked displeased "hmm.. Kamala. not everything is going to plan. Mark found out too early. Get obama on the phone" Kamala looked at her lover "are you sure.. we dont need him. we can let this handle itself and flee. We can start a new life. we can be free of this project." Biden threw his mug root beer mug at her and said "LISTEN TO ME BITCH. get obama." he turned to Trump and said "declare Markiplier a national terroristic threat. he cant board that plane."


Mark, Abbey & Daisy arrived at the Airport. All of the Sudden, the FBI had shown up. Mark dodged their attacks and threw abbery and daisy into a suitecase that was being puton the plane. "dont wait for me. Ill make it there somehiow.." he said as he began fighting off the FBI


"Things arent looking good. But thats okay. We have the best FBI we have the best agents on this case. We have the best airport to fight in being fought in." Trump told Obama and Biden. Obama looked puzzled "Very well.. What about Anthony from Smosh?" Biden and Trump exchanged nervous glances.. "What about him?" Obamas brows furrowed "Your telling me after 5 BILLION in funding and 9 months we still dont know anything about his whereabouts?" Anthony opened the window and jumped in like Mario from Super Mario Bros. "well. Talking about me?" Obama smiled "Can you get back with Ian. The World Needs you."


Mark hopped into the baggage area OF THE PLANE last second, they were flying and escaped.


Obamna


Mike succumbed to his AIDs.


Anthony shook his head No


Ian called him and said "its time Brother."


Anthony shook his head Yes


Ian dialed up THAT number.


Anthony dailed up THAT number.


OneyNG of OneyNG and Oneyplays picked up and pressed the big red button nuking the earth. Everyone died instantly.