Disclaimer : I Own neither Mahouka or Naruto. Why would you think that?

"Say ahh~" Naruto said to the child he was examining.

"Ah~" The child elongated his tounge giggling at the feeling.

'Cute kid.' Naruto thought in amusement as he checked the child's tounge for any irregularities.

'There seems to be no issue that's visible from his body.' Naruto thought as he checked the tounge color seeing it a healthy pink.

He already gave a full examination not finding anything prior and was now going over the basics.

Tapping his chin getting him to clamp his mouth back up Naruto pulled his board up taking notes on it.

'It's not a physical problem then.' Naruto thought sighing tapping his pen on his chin glancing at the kid.

'Gradual weakening of the body, sloppy activation of magic sequences...' Naruto rolled over the causes why the child came here.

He already knew it wasn't a physical problem of course. Afterall if it was why would he be here?With him the director and owner of the hospital?

However still he checked to make sure nothing was wrong physically afterall it was a favour for someone.

'These magicians...' Naruto thought huffing, knowing these symptoms only came from a handful of things.

"Soushi kun? I need you to turn around for me okay?" He said getting a quick nod.

"Yes Mr. Uzumaki! " He said turning around knowing he would make him feel better.

He always did when he came. So why wouldn't it be the same now?

Smilling Naruto placed a hand upon his head before taking a deep breath in before internally uttering 'Byakugan!' as his blue eyes gained a whitish hue, veins lining his face near his eyes.

'Now lets see ah ha!' He thought as he located the child's magic calculation area inhabiting the illusionary place he could only sense or see with the dojutsu.

Or atleast that's what they called it in this place.

"Tsk!" Naruto said aloud getting a flinch from the child before he apologized softly.

'Compose yourself Naruto.' He said scolding himself harshly.

'This has nearly been overloaded. Just a bit more and... he must be feeling quite a bit of pain.' He thought gazing down at him .

This wasn't something that just happened. There were many warning signs to indicate a overclocked magic calculation area. Just like the body when overworked. Or the mind when stressed.

'This was deliberate then...'

Sighing at his thoughts he immediately begun channeling chakra into his left hand slowly converting it into Yin Release as he covered the entirety of the child's conscience, before making a illusionary copy of the magical calculation zone.

'Now here comes the hard part.' Naruto thought to himself.

Channeling Yang Release into his right while keeping the construct up with his left he invaded the child's body with it copying him down to the very last atom before bringing energy copy beside the newly made magical calculation zone.

Easing it inside the body he watched calmy as both seamlessly fused with each not causing any irregularities.

'Good now let's.' He thought dispersing the Yang energy hence the physical body copy before bringing the newly made magical calculation zone inside the child's real body towards his consciousness.

Replacing it with the nearly overloaded one the process not taking even a tenth of a second he immediately saw a difference when the child relaxed looking around in wonder.

"Wow! I feel great!" The kid said looking at Naruto saying "Thank you Dr.Uzumaki!"

Patting his head getting up picking up the clip board he said "No problem, Soushi Kun. Now take a candy out of the basket and go to your grandfather outside. I'll be with you in a moment. " He said as the byakugan left his blue eyes coming back in full.

"One piece of candy Soushi Kun!" Naruto said as he began writing down the results not needing all seeing eyes to know what a child would do in this situation.

'I was a kid before too yknow?'

Smilling as he heard Soshi say sorry softly Naruto immediately took a seat on his chair booting up his computer as he typed the results of this procedure.

'Boy if only Sakura could see me now!' He thought smilling happily very much wishing he could shock his medic teammate.

He doubt she'd even recognize him.

Typing in the results so he could finish his research on a more convenient way at repairing the magic calculation area Naruto got up taking off his orange coat sighing as he went out looking for the old man poking his head out not wanting to make him wait too long.

"Old man! Come in!" He said looking towards his benafactor as he slipped back inside to finish the report.

The old man coming in with a smile on his face as he looked around spotting familar yet also unfamiliar tags said" You've really made something out of yourself Naruto-kun."

Shaking his head sitting down he continued saying "It feels like only yesterday I found you bleeding out on the pavement naught but a child. It warms my heart to see you doing so well."

Rolling his eyes Naruto said nothing letting the old man babble on knowing he was right. He had taken care of him quite a bit never asking much of him.

'He wants something.' Naruto thought amused shaking his head at him bringing up memories.

"Would you like to hear why Soushi was getting weaker? Or do you already know?" Naruto said finishing typing what he could remember as he turned around looking at the man.

He needed to make sure to take down everything he could rationalize hoping it could be reconstructed.

Though he wasn't very optimistic seeing as he hardly saw any with the power to even begin trying it and his connections were mostly local based anyways.

"Mmm. No need." Kudou said shaking his head.

"My child has begun pushing his children far too hard in the last couple of months. I think it's time I have a talk with him."

'Lest he destroy the younger generation. '

"I see. Then why have you came here personally? You have servants to do this. Ah wait you wished to talk with me as well you said?" Naruto said looking at him remebering.

It was rare that he came here himself. So call him a bit paranoid if he didn't think of it as a social call.

Kudou said nothing for minute as he gathered his thoughts.

Looking up he glanced at the tags that caught his attention. The form looked very similar to talismans of ancient magic but that was were the similarities stopped.

The minute he came inside he could feel his Magic Calculation Area become clouded as if some foreign body invaded and mudied the flow of psions.

While he could still use it that wasn't the problem.

The problem was that the psions in the air were completely still. As if gripped by a hand forcefully stopping any kind of manipulation.

He would have to make a note to bring more pre made spells. It would not due for someone of his standing to be caught unaware.

'Very intresting Naruto Kun. You never cease to amaze me. What will I have to do to get you on my side.' He thought getting back on the topic.

It was a rather troubling thing he was going to ask afterall.

"Forgive a old mans mind wandering. You'll understand when you're old like me." He said apologizing for the observation.

Naruto nodding accepting gestured for him to ask away. He didn't mind the staring. Wasn't like you could find out anything from doing that anyway.

"Then Naruto kun? I wish to request your help in checking out a old student of mine. She was damaged quite a bit and with what you just did I feel you can help her quite a bit." He said laying it out.

"I've seen your work and I have a feeling you could be truly instrumental in helping her recover from a tragedy that befall her."

'And hopefully you can shake her up so she can make some mistakes. The Yotsuba are positioning themselves to secure quite a bit of power.'

He wasn't lying either. He truly felt the man could help the Yotsuba out quite a bit and disturb their operations.

'So another problem similar to those of the magic calculation area?' Naruto thought nodding slowly not seeing a real reason to decline.

"Sure. You can bring her here. I don't mind helping out." He said to him.

It'd be just like treating another patient. That wasn't hard at all.

Kudou face twitched a bit as a apologetic smile lit his face as he said " You see... that'll be a bit of a problem. My former student enjoys her privacy quite a bit so I hope you can find time to take the trip. Of course I understand if you can't. "

He of course knew how busy the young man was starting up a new hospital. Still he hoped he could spare time to help the girl out.

Naruto looked down in serious contemplation. Of course he wasn't worried about being busy. He could make more than 10,000 shadow clones after all. What was time to him?

No he was thinking about exactly who he was talking about. He knew the man across from him was very important as such meaning shady as well.

You didn't get politically powerful without dipping your toes in most pies no matter how dirty.

What he didn't want was some rabid magician and their cohort to destory what he built up in 10 years. Of course he could achieve what he did in much less time now due to having a identity courtesy to the man in front of him and knowledge of this place .

But it was the principle of the matter.

"Will I be drawn into any petty conflict due to this? " He said looking at him seriously wanting him to know he was serious about it.

He would not have it.

Shaking his head Kudou said " Of course not and I'll stake my reputation on it. However if it does happen I'll sort it out myself for you."

He refused to allow him to be troubled by a request he made. What kind of uncivilized trash would he be if he allowed such a thing to happen to such a precious magician he had his eye on?

Nodding knowing he could trust his word somewhat Naruto said" You can pick me up tommorow then. I'll get prepared today."


The 25 year old young man got out of the car glancing around as the servant closed it behind him.

Peering at the large manor he was a bit impressed thinking maybe he could get one to.

'But why would I? It's only me afterall.' He thought shaking his head.

Looking towards Kudou who was coming around escorted by another he asked." Who are we coming to see anyways? You've never told me."

Honestly all the skulduggery was a bit annoying. He was going to know anyway so why did it matter to keep it a secret? Honestly.

Glancing at the disgruntled young man as he grumbled he shook his head smilling amsued as he said. "This is the Yotsuba household."

Naruto blinking a bit looked at the large single story manor before saying " Huh. Makes sense. Though not what I thought it'd be. With the hole dark vibe they have."

Glancing at the young man who kept calm at the revelation he was a tad suprised.

He had kept it secret intentionally not for any malicious reasons but to see a genuine expression from him. But this...

Pausing at the gates as they opened, they were met with a rather well dressed fellow followed by traditionally dressed servants.

The obvious butler said "Hayama Tadanori servant of the Yotsuba Family at your service. Allow me to escort you inside as you wait for the head."

Glancing at Kudou he nodded in respect as he looked towards Naruto before turning away thinking 'This young man is supposed to help Maya sama? I truly find it hard to believe. '

Naruto said nothing at the subtle snub glancing at Kudou before looking foward.

Kudou pursed his lips at the usual well mannered Hayama showing attitude to a guest.

'I understand the sceptical feelings however to be so blatant.' He thought his eye twitching though he said nothing knowing he would look petty to pursue the matter.

Being led to a waiting area they both sat in silence.

Adressing Naruto not caring about the servants guarding he began saying " Im sorry about that -" before he was interrupted.

"Dont worry to much old man. You can't control what others do. Let's just get this over with." Naruto said not at all caring for the petty action or pursuing it but still remebering it.

Breathing out Kudou watched as a servant came with a refill for the tea they served.

Sipping it Kudou thought ' It's good that he has a good head on his shoulders but such a blatant act shouldn't go unpunished. However going against his wishes is also...'

Truly a troubling situation. And after all that bold talk.

Naruto peered at the old man from the corner of his eye feeling the conflict radiate from him.

Shaking his head with a smile he looked up seeing someone enter after a 10 minute wait.

A rather lengthy amount of time too.

"The Lady is ready to recieve your presences." The butler said bowing as he led them to the office.

Glancing at all the portraits he saw he could tell everyone one of them were related.

'Incest or gene manipulation?' He thought in confusion seeing the prominent facial features hardly changing.

Opening the door as they went inside Hayama closed it behind him as he went behind his lady and her sister.

"Sensei! It's good to see you." Maya said hands folded looking at his approach.

"Indeed it's been quite some time since you last visted." Miya said standing behind Maya.

Nodding in agreement the old man sat down along with Naruto saying "True enough however that's more on you than me."

Shaking her head Maya glanced at Naruto before turning to address Kudou again saying. " So this is the person you wished me to see? I thought it would be someone a bit more experienced? ~" She said quite confused.

Kudou seeing the play for what it was said" Naruto here... is more than experienced to check your little problem Maya. I would appreciate it if you showed him the respect he deserves. "

Both twins blinking taken back at the scolding looked towards the young man with Maya saying " Indeed anyone who could have been brought Sensei should be reasonably skilled. Uzumaki san was it? I'm Yotsuba Maya head of the Yotsuba household. A pleasure to meet your acquaintance. "

"And I am Yotsuba Miya. A pleasure." The other twin said in a noticeably colder tone.

'Do all guest get treated like this? I'm definitely not coming back here. Atleast they live up to their name. '

Naruto breathing out at the difficult set of people wanting to hurry this up said. "As you know I am Uzumaki Naruto. Now can we start adressing the reason why I came here? Perhaps you can start debriefing me on exactly what you need me for."

Miya curling a brow at the tone said " It's a complex problem involving the use of advanced mental interference magic. Do you have the qualifications to tamper with such a thing?" getting a giggle out of Maya who quickly stiffled it.

Naruto counting to 100 to contain his temper said " I don't know quite where to get certification for such a thing if that's what you're asking, but I can simply check to see if I can help"

'Please just let me do my job so I can leave.'

Sensing the rather blunt jab Miya said nothing sighing shaking her head when she realised the man was a hack.

'No psion count, hardly any awareness and no CADs? Maya please let him hurry up so he can stop wasting our time. It seems even sensei can be fooled.' She thought glancing at Maya sending the message.

She would have rather kicked him out immediately however he came with sensei and it would be rude to dismiss him like that in his presence.

Maya getting it nodded before saying "Well Mr. Uzumaki! For the next 30 minutes I'm your patient."

While she was all for fun and games , like her sister she had no time to suffer fools.

'Hah. Never judge a book by its cover indeed.' He thought thinking about how pretty they were.

Sighing nearly saying finally Naruto got up saying "Then may I?" Getting a nod.

Ignoring the sudden manipulation of psions in the air and the glare from the twin standing Naruto simply rested a hand onto the Yotsuba head and started using ying release as he quickly activated his dojutsu.

Poking around her consciousness not caring for the suprised face she sported he tried to identify what was wrong.

'I don't see anything? Everything looks in order to me.' He said humming after a minute.

'Maybe its a bit deeper?'

Closing his eyes entering his seal he walked up to Kuruma asking him " Hey Kuruma can you tell your other half to ask Ino and Kakashi sensei something for me?"

The tailed beast waking up glancing at Naruto nodded doing so as he went back to sleep.

Coming out with no time passed Naruto took a deep breath before weaving single handed signs infront of all the eyes as he entered her mind deep diving.

Looking around at the gloomy landscape he glanced at the water beneath him seeing the memories flow some distorted and others clear.

Walking along the memories he glanced around for any irregularities.

'Now where is our probl...?" Naruto thought looking up in confusion as he felt a massive amount of negative emotions press down on him.

'Man that's alot of negative emotions.' He thought looking up at the massive bubble floating upwards.

"So this is it?" He said breathing out flying up feeling the pain emmiting from the bubble.

'I don't want to know what could cause such a thing.'

Looking at it for a long while he closed his eyes coming out of the space.

Looking around at the suprised eyes he went back to his seat before adressing her.

"From what I can gather you have alot of unpacked emotions settled inside you. For some reason it's separated from your memories." He said pausing at the wide eyed stares.

'Willing to listen now huh? Typical.' He thought shaking his head.

"Now I can more than likely place it back but I'm not to sure doing it all at once is a good idea." He said finishing.

"Wha-?" Miya said hearing him say that her eyes going wide along with Hayama.

'I sensed no phenomenon occuring at all! And he was able to deduce the reason? Not even sensei knew this much!'

'How on earth-' She thought before being interrupted by Maya's loud voice saying "DO IT NOW!"

Naruto rearing back gave her a look.

Quickly composing herself failing she repeated in a much more normal volume level. A lot more polite too.

"Now wait a second lets think about-"She stopped shivering seeing the demonic glance Maya sent her way as if saying she would very much kill her if she uttered another word.

"You sure you want to do that here?" Naruto said looking around.

He knew it would not be pretty at all.

Thinking about it for a half a second Maya simply could not wait a second longer knowing the change was reversible.

So getting up she approached him looking him deep in the eyes to make sure he knew exactly how sure she was when she said "Please do it now Dr. Uzumaki!"

Naruto shrugged as he had given her a chance as he dived back in.

With one Kudou Retsu observing.


Walking out of the building with the old man escorted by Hayama Naruto heard the butler say "May I have a bit of your time young master?"

Blinking at the address Naruto glanced at him weirdly saying "Go ahead ."

Bowing deeply he said "I would like to formally thank you for helping the Madam! As you know she is in no condition to do so however I wish you to know she will be eternally greatful for your help!"

Looking around awkwardly his eyes catching Kudou's amused smile Naruto said " Don't worry about it. I was already paid afterall. "

Shaking his head in deep disagreement the butler said" There is no price on such a service and... you will come to know this very soon young master." glancing up at him with secretive eyes knowing his Madame from she was but a babe.

Infact the butler shivered a bit thinking of a mixture of the two present and past personalities.

However he paused seeing the bland glance thrown his way as the young man got into the car.

Thinking on any reason as to why he could have done so he immediately swallowed when he remembered his earlier actions.

Opening his mouth to address the issue he was stopped when the car took off leaving.

'...That's no good at all.'


"Ugh I need a vacation." Naruto said as he fell into his bed.

If any of his employees had heard him just know they would have probably choked him.

'Hmm where to go?' He thought pulling up his phone looking through it.

"Norway sounds nice doesn't it?" He said thinking he could get away from all the headaches.

Immediately looking for cruises that came to japan Naruto booked it humming happily.

'Now which employee will I dump my work on?!' He thought to himself.

Putting his phone to the side he made some shadow clones to pack ready to leave this stress.


"...Ms. Yotsuba?"

"Fufu Yes Uzumaki-kun~?"

"Did you perhaps pick the wrong ship?"

"Of course not Uzumaki-kun!"

"Ah. I see."

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"


This was so much more difficult than I ever thought.

This is definitely one of my worse less thought out fics.

At this point I'm just crossing things off the list.