The Intoners, the disciples and Riku were all gathered around a large table in Five's living room.

"Thank you all for joining me for a night of Queen's game!" Five said.

"Where's the booze you promised?" Zero asked.

"Straight to the point as always Zero! Snacks and refreshments will be handed out shortly. Anything in particular?"

"I'm fine with beer."

"I'm partial to some wine myself. Sauvignon blanc if you have it," One said.

"Oh! I'll have a glass as well!" Four said.

"A-Are you sure that's the best course of action, Lady Four? You're not known to hold your liquor well," Decadus cautioned.

"Ugh, don't you dare patronize me! I know what my limits are! Besides, if it's fine with One, I don't see the issue."

"Sure. As long as you drink responsibly."

"See? Prying into a lady's business like that, you ought to be ashamed of yourself!"

"Unghhh my apologies Lady Four, p-punish me anyway you see fit!"

"Oh there'll be plenty of that during tonight's game," Five said.

"So how do you play Queen's game anyway? I'll admit I never heard of this one. It seems like you're always coming up with new party activities!" Two said.

"The rules are quite simple, darling. I'm going to pass around a cup of sticks, each of them will have a number on it, but one will have a red tip at the end. Now whoever gets that stick gets to be Queen! The Queen can give out whatever order they want to whatever number they want 1-14. And whoever has the corresponding number has to do what the Queen says no matter what!"

"Five that sounds like an impending disaster!" One said.

"I agree," Riku said.

"Uh-huh. It sounds like you two are just chickens," Zero said.

"No, I'm not! Knowing you guys, it'll just be a matter of time before someone gives out some raunchy order! There should at least be some rules on this!"

"Exactly. It should go without saying that there should be no explicitly violent or sexual orders given out," One said.

"Okay, fiiiiiine, but everything else is fair game!" Five said.

Without further ado, the first round of Queen's Game began with the cup of sticks being passed around the table. Before anyone could even get settled down, Dito jumped up from his chair and raised his stick. "Fuck yeah! I'm the Queen! And as my first order, whoever has stick number 12 has to….massage Octa's feet!"

Four slammed her hands on the table. "What in god's name is wrong with you, Dito?! There's NO way I'm putting my delicate hands anywhere near that creature!"

"Seriously? It's only the first round and you're already being a big baby! This is why no one ever invites you out!" Dito said.

"But-but- but-" She whipped her head to One. "One!"

She took a sip of her wine. "He is the Queen and those are the rules of the game that you agreed to play."

"Is it possible to switch sticks? It would be an honor to suffer in my lady's place!" Decadus said.

"Uh no!" Five shot down.

"And I much prefer a lady's soft, supple hands on my feet!" Octa said.

Four let out a long groan. "…f-for the sake of good sportsmanship, I will massage his ogre-like feet until the next round." She went over to Octa who took the liberty of taking his shoes off. The sight of them alone almost made her pass out right then and there, but she braved through the pain and began to massage them. 'Dito..I'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyouI'llkillyou!'

"Oh ho ho ho yes right there Lady Four! What an arousing sensation, I'm loving this game already!"

'I'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOUI'LLKILLYOU!'

"Er, Lady Four you're being a bit rough there- OUCH!"

"Whoops sorry, didn't mean to get too rough, hopefully, I didn't twist your ankle or anything."

"Whew…perhaps your talents lie elsewhere …"

"Um, okay why don't we move on to the next round-" Five said.

They passed around the sticks again, and this time the Queen was Two.

"Wow, this is unexpected! This is a lot of pressure uhh…oh I know, I want whoever has stick number 8 to have a great day!"

Five crossed her arms. "Ugh Two, you can't just give out a boring order like that- come on you have to spice it up!"

"Okay, okay, fine! How about…number 8 and…13 both have to hug and give each other compliments?"

"That's your idea of spicy? Fine, whatever. I swear, you can be too nice for your own good sometimes."

"Sorry, guess I'm not good at this type of stuff. So who has number 8?"

"I do, so who's the unlucky bastard?" Zero asked.

The room was totally silent.

Two looked around. "Does…no one have stick number 13?"

After another painfully awkward long pause, One finally raised her hand, and she looked mortified. "I- I have stick number 13…"

The realization of who Zero would have to give a compliment to took all the wind out of her sail.

"Come on, I thought you weren't chicken," Riku teased.

"Shut up!" Zero left her seat, then did the walk of shame to One. At this point, both of them were embarrassed and red in the face, but the Queen decreed it so it had to be done.

"Uh…" One let out a nervous cough. "Ahem, I have to admit, you're a … formidable opponent and you carry yourself well in battle."

"...I like your shoes," Zero said before pulling One in for a very awkward hug then hurrying back to her seat.

"Wow, I take back what I said Two, you did end up spicing things up! Now onto the next round!" Five said.

This time Five was the Queen and everyone was on edge for the order she'd give. "Hee hee, I've been thinking about this one for a while! As Queen I decree that number 7 gives Riku a lap dance~"

"Wh-What ME?! And hey, isn't that borderline sexual?!"

"One said explicitly sexual, besides a lap dance is more sensual than anything!"

Decadus stood up from his chair. "Don't worry Riku, I promise to give you the most sensual lap dance you've ever received before from a man!"

"D-DECADUS?!"

Zero burst out laughing.

"Z- Zero ! This isn't funny!"

"Who knows, maybe he can give you a few pointers~"

Before Riku could get out another word, Decadus spun Riku's chair around, his hands resting on his shoulders. "Are you ready for this?" He asked in a low voice.

Riku started to shake his head, but Decadus put his finger on Riku's lips. "Shhh. I'll give you an experience you'll never forget."

Decadus slipped off his glasses, put them on Riku's face, then performed a lap dance that was surprisingly very impressive for such a large statured men. He even snuck in a few death drops for dramatic effect. While Zero and Dito were on the ground laughing the entire time, his performance left most everyone else in awe, except for Four who was seething with rage.

'Unbelievable, he could move his hips like this the whole time but never once offered ME a lap dance?! Not that I would ever degrade myself to allow that to be performed on my body of course, but he could have offered at least!' In order to cope with her emotions, Four started drinking excessively, and even drunk straight out of the wine bottle.

This garnered concern from Five, who was sitting right next to her. "Four…are you okay?"

She slammed the empty wine bottle on the table. "M- Mind your fuckin' business bitch! I can do whatevuh I wannnnt!"

"I'll take that as a no! Why don't we move onto the next round?"

For the next round, the Queen was Octa. Everyone disliked that.

"Oh ho ho ho! The possibilities are endless, what to do, what to do ?"

"Nothing weird," Riku said sharply.

"Oh alright, how about number 4 just has to sit in my lap!" 'I have a pretty good chance of one of the girls sitting on my lap, this will be a pleasurable experience for sure!'

Four jumped up to her feet. "How in the HELL is that fair?! You can't jus says my name like that you sex offender!"

"He's talking about the stick number, not your name…" Five said.

"Huh? Oh…I-I knew that…"

"The one who has stick number 4 would be me actually!" Cent said.

"Ahem- I believe something was caught in my throat! Did I say sit in my lap? I meant sit on the floor!"

"No you didn't," Three said.

"No need to be shy, I'm ready when you are gramps!" Without warning, Cent plopped down on Octa's lap like a child and even held onto his neck

"That's …not necessary, Cent."

"But this is exactly how Lady Two sits on my lap!"

"I'm not…Lady Two…"

"I see why she does it like this! This is quite comfortable!"

"You're breaking my back, boy."

Before Octa's back could actually give out, they moved onto the next round. The cups were passed out again and this time Zero was the Queen.

"About time. My order is for number 10 to…" She went quiet. 'Shit this is hard. I could put Riku on the spot again, but I can't guarantee number 10 won't be one of my sisters. I guess I'll let him off the hook this time.' "My order is for number 10 to massage my back. That's it. It's been killing me all day."

"Huh, that's actually not so bad," Riku said.

"Speak for your motherfuckin self!" Four threw her stick against the table. "How did this happen twice huh?! This game is rigged!"

"Stop bitching and massage my back already!"

"Fiiiiiiiiine, since you're the damn Queen!" Four stumbled her way to Zero then put her hands on her shoulders. "You know, I bet your back hurts because you lie down on it so much."

"Watch it."

"You're not denying it either…hey Riku, forget this hussy, ya should just be with me instead! I'll treat youright!"

"Four. You have one more time."

"One more time before what?! You think I'm scared of you?! I'M NOT!"

Zero pulled out the dagger from the holster strapped to her thigh, but rather than back off, Four snatched an empty beer bottle and broke it against the table.

"Oh you wanna go? I'll kill you, bitch!"

"Great, how did I know this would happen!" Riku had to come up from behind and restrain Zero while Decadus restrained Four.

"Lemme go you swine! I need to teach this whore a lesson!"

"Lady Four! This behavior is unbecoming of you!"

Fortunately, Four ended up tiring herself out and falling asleep so Decadus could return her to her seat.

After that disastrous last round, Five wanted to move on very quickly. This time around, the Queen was Riku. "Nice, I'm the Queen! I'm not gonna make anyone do anything weird, I just want number 1 to race me!"

Three stood up. "That's me."

He rubbed the back of his head. "Oh, it's you Three? Not much of a race…"

"Damn, shit talking before the race even starts. You gonna take that Three?" Zero asked.

"Guess not." Three went up to Riku.

"You don't have to do this if you don't want to."

"I do."

"If you say so. Basically we're just running to the outside of the shrine and then back here, but don't worry, I'll go easy on you!"

"Okay."

Riku and Three stood side by side at the entrance to the living room.

"Alright. Ready, set, go!" Before Riku could even take a step, Three bolted out of the living room then came back inside in all of 2 seconds.

"I win." Then Three returned to her seat.

To save himself from embarrassment, Riku quickly came up with another competition. "…Ha ha I guess running isn't my thing…h-how about an arm wrestling match with n-number … 7?"

Two jumped to her feet. "That'll be me!"

"Oh, good? This…shouldn't be too bad…hopefully…"

"You must have a humiliation kink," Zero said.

"At least try to have a little faith in me!"

Riku met with Two at the table, then sat down and locked hands with her.

"Let's do it! I won't go easy on you!" Riku put all his strength into bringing Two's arm down, and for a second, he thought he was going to win until her arm suddenly became this immoveable object.

"Huh? Sorry, I kind of spaced out there, so… are we starting now?" Two asked.

"Y-Yeah? I thought-"

"Oh okay!" Those were the last words Riku heard before she slammed his arm down with so much force that the impact broke the sound barrier. The created a sonic boom that destroyed Five's entire shrine.

Five picked herself up from the debris. "I -I think we're done for tonight…"


A/N: I hope all of you are doing well! The next chapter is taking longer than expected, but I think you all will really enjoy it.