Hmm, so it looks like I get to skip the whole white room this time. That is a nice perk.
So to go over my current situation I was dead in my possibly first life and held on to my memories for long enough to be able to go to my next life with them intact. Because of leaving a notebook that my idiot brother sold with different designs for machines and medicines I was able to get karma points which I could spend to get a better start in a new life.
I spent my points on all the things I got here to be made permanent regardless of the number of times I reincarnate, the gamers game system, all affinities, and looks correction for the best looks I can have without drawing attention, memory permanence, a quest point system and a shop.
They might not be the most useful things people could think of, but I feel I made the best choices for a long term situation.
When I reincarnated I was sent to the Harry Potter world. It was ok, but honestly the fact that a lot of things I did wasn't anything like what I would normally do kind of worried me at the time. Of course after having lived such a long time I'm not half as miffed by it as I was in the beginning and I honestly had a ton of fun. I had a family and friends, I was beyond wealthy and lived like it, I also did what I could to make the world a better place.
So back to the present, I wasn't really surprised that after I died I ended up hearing the mechanical voice greet me with a monotone, "Welcome back."
"Hey voice, I have a few questions for you."
"Please state your inquiries."
"So in the Harry Potter world I just went to I found out that I didn't have to follow the storyline, will I get into trouble with any sort of fate or will of the cosmos type of beings? Kind of need to know if I go to any future worlds like that so I don't get erased from existence or something by upsetting the master plan or something like that."
"There is a number of weak and misguided beings that view themselves as controllers of fate or the will of the cosmos and they may view any actions you take as going against that, however due to the fact that you are outside the bounds of fate you can not be harmed or erased by any of those foolish beings. You can however be killed by those beings using either themselves or others to physically harm you. This would however cause them to become just as vulnerable and could cause them to die as well."
"I see, so essentially they will have to actually put in effort to get rid of me if they decide to and can't just decide that I shouldn't exist and make me go poof. Good to know." Is it just me or isn't the voice sounding slightly less robotic with how much disdain it seems to have for those beings it is talking about?
"Next is the whole harem thing. Not that I have a problem with any of my wives, I loved all of them with all of my heart, but I was very much a one wife kind of guy before all of this. So what in the world happened that I decided to suddenly get a harem?"
"That is due to you having foreknowledge of your impending death as well as your bloodline. Due to you knowing that you are going to die and having already experienced death beforehand it lowered your inhibitions and caused you to be more accepting of having multiple wives as well as murder, theft, and a number of other things that you had done."
So essentially because of knowing I was going to die at some point I subconsciously decided to do whatever the hell I wanted and that somehow led to me deciding to get a bunch of wives.
"Because you were the last slayer and your bloodline had reached it's end it also caused you to have a strong reaction to reproducing in an attempt to continue the bloodline."
Well that explains why I went around sleeping with all those women during my bachelors party. I still was dealing with the fallout from all those kids of mine even when I died.
"You were also a repressed closet pervert who wished to live out your fantasies by doing..."
"Hold up you don't need to say any more." I yelled out to stop the voice from saying anything further. I might be the only other being here, but holy crap, even I don't want to hear an analytical breakdown of my sexual preferences. I would end up trying to kill myself in shame and embarrassment.
"Okay, so on to the good part. So tell me oh great voice, how does my karma points look like? Preferably rounded down to the highest amount."
"You currently have 13 trillion points. Your descendants took your teachings and ideologies that you had made into a book and used them to guide the world into acceptance between wizards and muggles. The studies on magic coming from the soul later allowed muggles to become capable of casting minor amounts of magic and caused the world to become extremely progressive and peaceful."
"There was however a breakdown due to a group deciding that full wizards were better and created the same viewpoints as the pureblood ideologies. You were at this point in the worlds history viewed as a forefather in magical advancement and magitech and were almost viewed on the same level as Merlin."
"After a war began a large scale spell mixed with a bomb was used in an attempt to erase magic from the world for equality amongst all. The bomb went off, however due to the connection between the soul and magic it caused all beings with magic to instantly die and the only survivors was those who were deemed incapable of using magic. After this point you no longer had any effect on the world other than as a mention in the history books of later generations who also viewed your belief in bettering mankind as a whole as a truly noble cause."
Well I feel flattered that people thought so highly of me, but alas that was all for that world. I should start buying things off my list of reincarnation perks.
"I would like to buy the ability to keep all my skills and stat points from all previous lives."
"Due to you retaining the memories of your skills as well as how to use them this can be allowed however an update of your previous purchase of the gamer system and a number of other purchases will also be applied in order to facilitate this purchase. You also will not be able to use certain skills depending on the form of energy in that world since certain skills will not be usable if you do not have that particular energy."
So basically no magic in worlds without that kind of magic, well sounds reasonable, that update though.
"The stat points will be limited to 1,000 for reaching lvl 100, however it will be put as free stat points instead of the previously designated choices. They will also be unable to be spent within reasonable limits on your stats. An unborn baby with the strength of a hundred men will cause the mother to instantly explode and kill both the mother and child regardless of stat points. This also applies to shop purchases as having a lightsaber and a hover tank in a medieval world is ridiculous. You will also lose the bonus skills due to stat point allocation."
"The purchases will cost 3 trillion points, do you wish to proceed with the purchase?"
"While it almost hurts me I will still proceed with the buy. Just do it quick, like with a band aid." I would cry if I could right now as I watched my points drain as I quite possibly just nerfed myself.
"My next purchases are knowing the history, languages, plant life, animals, and other knowledge from any world I go to."
These purchases deleted some of my shop options since I already have all the information and skills available from the shop. The only skills that I could end up finding are world specific and would need to be learned physically.
I have also found that while the information I learn about a world is correct it is also limited to what was openly available. If Mike from Alaska creates a secret dragon army and conquers Canada 5 years after I beat Voldemort I wouldn't get that information because it isn't a part of the story. It is the same as when I cause changes, I will have information on the original timeline, but I won't have information on anyone who gets involved because of me.
My shop was now literally a shop.
"You have 2 trillion points remaining. The voice reminds me of my remaining amount."
"Can I have a world or internal plane that can emulate the previous world I was in, kind of like my shadow plane, only it increases by the worlds I go to?"
"Yes, this will cost a total of 1.3 trillion points while costing more for increased areas and will leave you with 900 billion points remaining."
"Okay purchase that please. Can I have the ability to travel to that world whenever I want?"
"Denied. That would break the walls between worlds and could cause damage to the very fabric of reality. You can however store and withdraw items that already exist in your current world."
"Purchase that."
"You have 200 billion points remaining."
"Can I have my wives and other individuals brought to my world plane thing when they die in the form of their 20 year old selves or equivalent without them aging and being perfectly healthy while retaining their memories of everything up until twenty seconds before they died.
"Yes, however it will cost 100 million points per individual."
"Purchase that and please bring these individuals."
Zero, Luna, Hermione, Fleur, Bellatrix, Ginny, Myrtle, Tonks, My mother, My father, My little sisters, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Harry, Cho, Fred, George, Arthur, Molly, Sirius, Lupin, Ron, Gabrielle, and most of our family members as well as friends. Though I was expecting a rather large amount of fights to break out since a number of our friends weren't exactly on the best of terms after a number of arguments. Then again maybe death made them wiser.
I spent the last of my karma points on picture perfect memory and went to my world to meet with everyone and explain what was going on. The only time I could interact with this world was when I was in-between worlds and while I could spend the amount of ten years there I wouldn't be able to stay for nearly long enough.
Well the conversations went over pretty well. I got beat up by everyone except my little sisters who were just as beautiful and kind as they were in life. Surprisingly they had lived to be 300 years old since the fairies kept them alive for as long as they could. The power of love right.
Nobody was all that surprised to find out that I wasn't originally from their world and were just glad they got to live again. They were shocked to find out they were now immortal and that I would bring in new people every new world I went to.
The reason I got beat up was because of the fact that if they knew they would get brought back to life like this they wouldn't have been nearly as devastated by the deaths of the others.
After everything was said and done with everyone spent the next week partying. I got together with my wives who told each other of what happened after each one died. Luna was mad and happy at me for flipping out and killing the wendigos who killed her.
Fleur died at 130 years old by falling and breaking her neck on a box of dresses. Ironic since they were sent by one of the women who had stolen them from her in the past for stealing her mans attention in school. The lady had sent them back right before she died and somehow had cause Fleur to die, possibly as some sort of revenge from beyond the grave even after all that time.
Ginny and Hermione died together watching a sunset on our beach house by falling asleep on the porch after drinking a bottle of wine each. It was probably the most peaceful death out of all my wives.
Myrtle while technically dead already had decided to pass on when she found out I had died in order to hopefully meet up with me and Luna since we were the two closest people to her.
Tonks had decided her death when she was the last of my wives still left. She found the most difficult and dangerous case the aurors had. One which of course had a group of high level political individuals suspected of many crimes that they couldn't touch without trouble. Tonks being a metamorphmagus snuck in and recorded them making plans for muggle trafficking and sent the recording to the auror office. She then went into the room and called them a bunch of rather colorful names before using a switch to blow herself up with enough C-4 to level a city block. Because of all the wards set up it trapped them all inside the ward and vaporized everyone and everything inside of it. She died like she lived, like a badass.
Since we were all young again and Myrtle had a body again we did what anyone would do. We had a week long orgy and ate like absolute pigs on every kind of junk food we could get. You never realize how terrible it is to get old until you realize that you can't have sex without breaking something and you can't eat most foods because they will cause your organs to give out.
After getting everything set up and talking to everyone we all went our own ways. There wasn't any people in the world other than those I had brought over, but all the buildings and items were all there and everything was up and running with the food and wildlife kept at the exact amount it was when this world was made.
I had some fun doing things such as going to waterparks and playing in the royal palace, but after a bit I decided to move on to the next world, if only because I wanted everyone to have new people to meet as well as new places to visit.
So after I said my goodbyes and had another week long orgy I finally told the voice I was ready to go. I kind of feel like I forgot something important, but what's the worst that could happen.
