When the final announcement was released for the chunin exams came out it was to the excitement of everyone. I got to see Sauske who had rejoined his team deal with Kankuro and Temari who were trying to beat up Konohamaru. Of course I was nearby and kept watch for if anything unexpected happened. Nothing did, but Gaara did notice me while he was scolding Kankuro for causing trouble and I just nodded to him and gave a smile. He seemed a little off about it and just went off with the other two following him.

One of the things that I had noticed and that Sauske also kind of noticed was that whenever I went by the group Sakura would suddenly become fidgety and a little blank eyed. Naruto of course also noticed, but he wasn't sure what was going on and figured I had scolded Sakura again for something like I had done back in the academy.

Little did they know that I had been repeatedly having sex with her while she was watching Sauske train for the last week. I had even had her in doggystyle while she was looking at Sauske and had asked her about what Sauske would think if he saw her like this. I had then finished cumming inside her and immediately went to Sauske and had sex with him while she watched.

Was I doing something evil? Why yes, yes I was. However I got a special kind of satisfaction from it and I was going to enjoy it a lot.

I also had a lot of sex with Shizune and Tsunade. Tsunade had finally accepted that I was going to have sex with her and that she enjoyed it when I came into her office one day and pushed her onto the couch. She pretended to resist for about five seconds before just accepting it. After I was done I told her that I loved her and that she shouldn't be so cold to me by pretending that she didn't remember anything on the nights she came to me.

After that I had some great threesomes and even a few foursomes. Sauske was surprised at first to find out that I was sleeping with both Shizune and Tsunade, but he ended up accepting it when Shizune had pulled him in and gave him a blow job. She then ate out his pussy when he became a girl and they both ate out Tsunade while my penis was inside of her. It was a great night.

After having met Gaara and meeting up with the rest of the team we all went to a restaurant and ate out. Sakura met me in the bathroom and I fucked her in a stall. Sauske of course came in and found us. He was surprised until I had him join in. Sakura had froze at meeting Sauske's eyes while I had her lifted up and my penis still inside her, but apparently all my training with the two had done wonders because the second Sauske decided to join in he started licking Sakura's pussy and she ended up covering her mouth to hold in her moans while she cried a bit. I think she was just so happy from not seeing Sauske be disgusted by her. I fucked them both in that stall and nobody was the wiser. Well the twins knew, but they had come to accept that about me.

Naruto was in a weird sort of trance as I had showed him the restaurants ramen menu which was an entire page long and had told him that he could have whatever he wanted. The idiot had eaten 13 bowls of ramen and had gone into a half conscious food coma.

We left the restaurant after finishing our food and we all went home.

The next day I got to meet my teammates for the chunin exam, and would you believe it. I had Kabuto and Yoroi, the two biggest traitors to the village. Man was I pissed. At least I knew that Kabuto had an insane amount of knowledge on the other participants and would be able to expand my knowledge on them and their jutsus.

We spent an entire day training and I got to look through his cards that he had for everyone, it even included me. I pointed out one of the things he had forgot was that I had a picture perfect memory and could remember anything that I had ever read. He was very surprised at that and I could see the gears turning in his head, making connections and seeing how it could be useful in the future.

The card did however have a very unflattering description of my weaknesses and habits. Apparently I was prone to acting overconfident and would have sex with anything with a vagina, possibly with a penis as well. Well fuck you too Danzo you fucking creepy ass psycho. Probably gets off on watching others from the fucking closet.

I of course made sure to screw with both Yoroi and Kabuto by going after their painful backstories and the fact that I knew they were traitors. The poor bastards probably wanted to kill me so many times now that it was an almost reflex to stop themselves by this point. They thought I was just ripping on others and was inadvertently shooting them while I was at it. Ha.

Kabuto was an orphan tricked by Danzo into killing his own adoptive mother who he loved and Yoroi was a full blown underling. I would crack jokes about how forgettable the other participants were going to be and how most would probably end up being disposable double agents that would be thrown away like the useless pawns they were.

The day of the chunin exams came and I have to say that I was not impressed.

The two guys guarding the door and beating off the examinees all the while using a genjutsu to hide the fact that this was in fact the second floor and not the third was really not all that impressive. I of course didn't get stopped since the second one of them stepped forward to hit me Dere stepped forward to meet him, looked in his eyes and growled out. "Try me." The poor bastard was sweating so hard I thought he was a water clone for a second.

He just stepped aside and let my group pass before going back to harassing the others.

Later on when I saw Sauske and the other two enter the room I saw Kabuto get up and head over to them and strike up a conversation which everybody else in the room was paying attention to. Kabuto showed off his cards and tried to make friends with Sauske while basically ignoring the other two and I could tell that Sauske wasn't impressed.

Ino came over to me and we flirted for a bit which caused everyone around us to give us even more unfriendly looks then they did before. Not like they were going to do anything though, what with me and Ino being surrounded by Tsun and Dere. Nobody wants to start a fight with someone who has two wolves that can quiet literally cause the entire building to explode.

When everyone was busy glaring at Naruto who had just told everyone that he wouldn't lose to any of us I saw the sound ninja start hopping around and moved in to attack Kabuto. I decided to let it be since they are technically all Orochimaru's henchmen.

Right as it looked like there might be a good fight Ibiki Morino came in with the rest of the staff for the first part of the test with a bang and some smokescreen.

"Hello everyone, I am Ibiki Morino and I will be the examiner for this test. You three from the sound village, blah blah blah." He went on and on about the don't kill others and the rules which basically translate to cheat, but don't get caught since if you do get caught five times you will be kicked out and fail. They will give the last question after 45 minutes.

So I went ahead and just did my test the second he said start and was done in a matter of two minutes of speed writing. Of course I decided to screw with anyone who tried to copy me by encrypting all of my answers while I was at it and without my encryption method to unencrypt it they would be truly confused. I figured that if the test was different from the series I would just had over the method to unencrypt my answers, however anyone who tried to use my answers would have a very rough time trying to explain why it basically said insults against every last person in the room.

I thought it was hilarious. Kind of reminding me of how the marauders map would insult a person if they tried to force it.

At the end of the forty five minutes Ibiki had called for the end of the test and gave his ultimatum. If they left now they could retake the exam again another time, but if they stayed for the last question and got it wrong they would never be able to take the exam again.

A lot of people left after that and they only stopped leaving when Naruto had his little speech thing he does to psych himself up.

Ibiki waited for another minute to see if anyone else would leave before telling us we had passed and explained that the test was to see how we handled under pressure and whether we would give up if offered the chance to try again.

The actual written test didn't matter. I still gave him the encryption key since I knew they would check it anyways to see if I knew the answers.

The next thing I knew a window blew in like an explosion and I saw Anko Mitarashi throwing up a sheet attached to some kunai in a very flashy display. She got scolded by Ibiki for not reading the mood and then she told everyone to ask our teachers where to meet up tomorrow for the second part of the exam.

Me being me, I walked up to Ibiki and handed him my encryption key and told him he could use it to unencrypt my sheet if he wanted to check the answers. He was rather impressed with my work in such a short time.

I then went over to Anko and said. "You're pretty sexy, want to go have sex?" This caused everyone there to hit the ground including the examiners and even Ibiki. Ino looked outright pissed.

Anko just smiled and told me. "If you think you can make me satisfied I wouldn't mind giving you a try, but if you don't satisfy me I'll make you regret it."

"Okay, let's get going then." I told her as I grabbed her hand and started to lead her to the window with a grin.

I remember dragging her through the window and hearing Ino yelling in anger while everyone else was freaking out.

I took Anko to a hotel and we had some pretty damn good sex. Let me just say that she had a thing about licking every inch of a guy that was amazing and she had learned Orochimaru's bone bending technique and that made me reach places that probably isn't anatomically possible. She was satisfied not only because of the size of my penis and my willingness to literally try anything at least once, but also because my Senju vitality let me just keep going like the energizer bunny, and let me tell you that the rumor about snakes mating all night long is definitely true and Anko had somehow gotten that as well. She did let me sleep after four in the morning though since we had to go to the forest of death for the exam. She told me about that since she didn't think I would have the chance to meet my teacher and make it there in time.

The next day I followed Anko to the forest of death where we found a bunch of genin who were either giving me looks of curiosity or straight up looking at me with hostility. Though some of the women were giving Anko looks of hostility instead of me, Ino being one of the major ones in that group. Ironically Anko was positively glowing because of all the sex. Ino looked like she was about ready to kill someone and given our next test had death waivers she might get the chance.

The twins were sitting nearby Kabuto and Yoroi and just stood up when I walked over after I signed my death waver.

I hugged Tsun who kept on looking at me oddly and she whispered to me about how she could smell the old lady from the farm with the crow problem. It took me a second to figure out what she was talking about, but the second I did I wrote a quick note saying that Orochimaru was around the area, but that I didn't know where or who he was.

As we were heading into the forest I stopped by Anko and gave her a deep kiss and passed her the note using my tongue. She was confused at first because of the sudden kiss, but the second she felt the note she didn't try to pull away and instead gave me a deep kiss in return. That caused a lot of angry sounds to emerge from the crowd before I pulled away and gave her hand a squeeze and told her I would see her later.

She just nodded in silence and watched as everyone left.

Hopefully the note is enough to stop Sauske from getting Orochimaru's curse seal put on him.

Then again, Anko isn't exactly great at dealing with Orochimaru. In the series she doesn't find him until way past the point where Sauske got his mark and Naruto's seal got reinforced. Not to mention that it was basically only because Orochimaru sent out waves of his chakra. At that point even a complete noob could probably sense him.

So if I figure that Anko is out for saving Sauske, then I'll need to find him myself. Though I might not need to. In the series Sauske eventually beats Orochimaru in his own game and ends up taking Orochimaru's power by using the mark. I think I'll just leave this one be and let Sauske get marked. As much of a dick move as it is to let my lover get abused and suffer like this I also know that this is a rough world to live in and I can't just baby him every step of the way. Plus it will allow him to find out about what Itachi is up to and possibly get his revenge on Danzo at the very least.

It will also give me a reason to search after Orochimaru and find out all his secrets.

In any case I need to get a move on and do something. After all I can't let my loving Sakura and Sauske get hurt to badly.

I turned to Kabuto and told him. "I'm going to head off on my own. If you need me use this dog whistle and I'll come find you. Otherwise I have some people I need to kill." I tossed a dog whistle to Kabuto and pocketed the scroll while heading off into the forest.

Kabuto pocketed the whistle, but took a few to many seconds to realize what I had said before letting out a loud. "What?"

I started running through the forest and told the twins to search for Naruto, Sakura, Sauske, or anyone who had a strong scent of Orochimaru.

It took us 3 hours to find the first of Orochimaru's henchmen. I had thought that it was just Anko being lazy that caused her to be unable to save Sauske in the series, but it turns out that the sheer size of the forest and the fact that literally everyone was trying their best to hide and ambush others made it very difficult to find anyone.

It only took me a little over 10 minutes to kill the guy who had on some sort of mask and he was rather a simple guy to defeat. He tried to use a genjutsu on me and all I had to do was release my blood lust to break it. The guy pissed himself and stuttered out the plan to attack Sauske in order to get their hands on a person possessing the sharingan eyes as well as the bloodline of the Uchia clan so that they could build an army of genjutsu masters. I slit his throat after he explained that his other two teammates had split up in different directions.

I heard the sound of wind rushing and saw a snake pass me by with Naruto on the tip of it's nose and simply watched it go by. Naruto would be fine, Sauske though would be having some problems.

I rushed towards where I saw the snake go by while letting out a whistle for the twins to come and find me. Dere was the first to reach me and had some blood on his claws. He told me that a team of randoms tried to attack him since they remembered seeing him with me. They wouldn't be continuing as shinobi anymore. Also apparently human arms are kind of like a more salty chicken leg. Kind of disturbing and also not something I had ever hoped to know.

Tsun came next and had also run into a group of shinobi trying to ambush her. While she had also apparently taken their arms, which kind of raised the question of what was with these two and arms, she had also gotten their scroll, mostly due to the fact that she told them she would eat the rest of them and not just their arms if they didn't give it over.

However, beyond the disturbing image of my partners apparently having the beginnings of some sort of arm collection and threatening to eat people for what was the equivalent of a hall pass, I was pretty glad that I didn't need to search for a scroll anymore and that the twins could apparently take care of themselves.

We continued running for a few minutes before reaching the area where Orochimaru was facing off with Sakura and Sauske.

I had arrived just at the moment that Orochimaru released his bloodlust which caused me to let out a snort.

He was apparently a little confused about my reaction and stared at me before letting out a bit of shock and interest as I moved closer to Sauske and Sakura.

I could tell that Orochimaru was interested in me and only didn't act because he wanted to see what I would do.

"Hey Sauske, it looks like Sakura is all but gone from that exposure of bloodlust, so it looks like you'll be on your own for a bit. I'm going to just sit back and act as referee for now, but if pedo snake here does something to try and actually kill you I'll step in to help." Sauske just nodded a bit while trying to overcome the bloodlust.

I used a kunai to knock aside a shuriken Orochimaru threw at my back.

"It isn't nice to call someone names, especially if you don't introduce yourself first." Orochimaru said with a fake smile while narrowing his eyes at me.

"Funny that you of all people would try to lecture me on morals and being nice." I let out a chuckle while turning to him.

"And what would you know about me?" He asked while preparing to kill me or run depending on my answer.

"Well I know that you are an idiot who wants to live a meaningless eternity."

"What?" He said in shock. "What do you mean meaningless?"

"Even if you do manage to succeed in immortality, so what? You won't have any village that will take you and you would be hunted by everyone for the rest of eternity for either revenge for those you experimented on and killed or to get the secrets to immortality. You will spend eternity being hunted and hated by everyone. Even if you do manage to hide for a time, the second you get found out it will just start all over again. Just look at those with bloodline limits. You want to live for eternity, but what is the point of living a life full of people who fear, distrust, or outright hate you?"

"That doesn't matter, if I can live forever I can just bide my time and destroy all records of me from the world. Then after a few generations nobody will remember me and I will be able to return like a god to rule the nations, maybe even the world."

"That is the very thinking that makes me call you stupid." I tell him while dodging a kunai aimed at my face. "Look at how information is spread. You can destroy every file they have on you in every nation, but even then you would need to also kill everyone who knows the information as well and hope they didn't make a file in a secret place. All they would need to do is make a copy of your file and hide it in a place to be released to their grandkids to give to the current Kage and you would have to start all over again. Also you would need to wait for hundreds of years to pass while not doing anything to make enough time pass to let the world forget about you. It is hilarious that you think you can wait hundreds of years when you can't even sit still for a day without needing to scheme and do something."

"Shut up." Orrochimaru yelled while throwing three kunai. One went towards me and was quickly deflected. The other two went towards Sakura and Sauske.

Sauske used that moment to stab himself in the leg to get over the bloodlust and save Sakura while running away.

I just turned to watch him go and let out a sigh before saying in a mocking tone. "Ah, there you go being all childish and scaring the little bunnies away."

Orochimaru seemed to be about to blow a gasket before deciding to tell me with an evil grin. "I don't know what I was thinking arguing with a child about eternity, what would you know about eternity anyways? I'll just do what I came here to do and go on."

"What do I know of eternity huh?" I said with a sad smile. "Probably more then most of the people on this planet do." I said with a sigh as Orochimaru ran after Sauske and Sakura.

"Should we go bite his arms off?" Dere asked while rubbing against me having noticed my mood.

"Nah, he's just a child trying to understand adult things in his own foolish way." Not to mention that so long as he doesn't actually kill anyone I can just undo whatever was done to them by Orochimaru.

"Well, okay then, but the offer still stands." Dere said with a chuckle.

"Also, I was curious. Why do you two keep eating people's arms? Wouldn't their legs make it so they can't make a run for it."

"Running is fine since nobody can escape us in this forest by running anyways. However you ninja's use your hands to make those odd signs which can cause us trouble. So we just get rid of the most troublesome parts first." Tsun answered sounding super smart and teacher like for a second there.

"I just like the taste since that is where most shinobi store a lot of their chakra and won't immediately die if taken." Dere said in his own way. It's nice to see Dere will always be Dere I nodded.

I saw Naruto run past and figured I should also get moving to watch Sauske being a badass while Naruto shows himself being a bit cool for once. Sakura was just being Sakura, AKA useless as fuck.

I hung out and watched everything happen as it did in the series, but this time Sauske actually put up a bit better of a fight and Orochimaru had to try twice to bite him to leave the seal.

I just let it happen since it would make Sauske stronger in the long run and would give me a reason to hunt for Orochimaru. Not that I needed a reason since Jiraya was just an idiot who didn't even try to find him. He was like his teacher and couldn't bring himself to kill Orochimaru even if it caused countless deaths and chaos even if he did find him.

Once the fight was done I waited for the night and only stopped in to check on the two wounded guys. Naruto was fine, though his seal now had a seal that messed up the chakra flow from the nine tails and Sauske was dealing with a crappy seal used to transform his energy by copying and drawing on orochimaru's chakra. I just gave him a pill and some water and told Sakura to keep feeding him water and make sure his temperature doesn't get to high.

I remember in the series it said that Orochimaru only had a ten percent chance of succeeding in making the mark work, but if I guessed right he probably put the mark on the kids and just left them locked in a dark and damp cell for the night. It is hard enough to survive in that kind of situation, but almost impossible when they become hurt by the seal.

I left to do some more hunting and found the bald member of Orochimaru's group and killed him. Dere wanted to eat him, but I told him not to since it was possible there was something wrong with the meat. He did seem sluggish and a little bit weak for being a genin. I cut off his head and backtracked to the mask guy where I also took his head. I would get some serious money for getting ahold of two of Orochimaru's henchmen since he was well known to do numerous experiments on his people.

I had stored their bodies and heads in two separate storage scrolls in case someone stole one of them. I then went back to where Sakura and the others were and saw the sound ninja hanging around. I decided to hold off on killing them since they helped Sauske to stabilize from the mark and he would need to let off some anger after the beating he had just gotten.

After waiting through the night and seeing the morning sun I watched as the same series of events happened as in the series. The squirrel got chased off with a explosive tag on it. The sound ninja attacked Sakura only to have Rock Lee show up. I have to admit that he is such a try hard for Sakura's affection, too bad I've already got her. Well whatever. Sakura did her whole stunt and Ino went with Choji and Shikamaru to rescue her.

The lot of them were really showing how much they were growing, well everyone except Choji, he just got mad because he was called fat. That was pretty funny. When the sound ninja beat them off I saw Neji Hyuga and Tenten show up and Neji surprisingly noticed me. He only looked at me for a little bit before focusing back on the sound ninja.

Sauske woke up right afterwards and I have to say that he really looked pretty badass with the whole chakra storm going on and the glowing curse mark thing. Watching him break the sound ninja's arms like that made me flinch a bit, but when he calmed down from Sakura hugging him from behind I felt a bit hot blooded and wanted more. My damn PTSD from the war with Voldemort is showing up again and making me feel at my side for my sword. I'll need to get a sword at some point here, well maybe.

I watched as the leader for the sound ninja gave up his scroll, but I decided it was time for me to step in and alter things a bit, also the whole situation had me a bit pissed.

I hopped down between Sauske and the sound ninja and said. "Sauske might let you go, but you forgot something."

"What is that?" He asked. "Also who are you?"

"You forgot whether I'll let you go." I told him before moving towards him with my hand in a blade shape while glaring at him in anger. I was planning to stab him in the throat and see if he could maybe use that to make a weapon like his broken armed friend had. However the most unexpected thing happened. Ino stepped in-between us and hugged me causing me to stop in my tracks so I didn't hurt her.

"Ino, darling, what are you doing? I asked in mild annoyance.

"I don't want to see you killing someone in anger Alex." Ino said as she tightened her hold on me. "I like the you that is always smiling and watching over everyone. I like the you who sits on the porch and plays his music and makes me feel calm. I don't want to see you killing others after they have already been defeated and are trying to retreat."

"You do realize that they are here to kill Sauske and anyone else who gets in their way right? They are only retreating because they can't kill Sauske right now and they will probably come back later. They might even kill others, possibly people we call friends, or even our families if we let them go. Not only that they also hurt Sakura and they came here intending to kill, so they should be prepared to also die." I tried to explain to Ino while attempting to get loose enough to slip past her and kill them without hurting her.

"I know that, but I still don't want to see you sink to their level." Ino cried out.

"Fine, but in return you'll need to keep me busy, because if you don't I'm going to kill them to protect those I care about from ever having to worry about them again." I told her and decided to let the sound ninja go, for now.

"Sure." Ino said with a little sniffle.

"You better get out of here while you can." I told the sound ninja with a glare. "If Ino doesn't keep me distracted I'll come for you."

He just turned and left without another word.

I then took Ino over to Sauske in a princess carry which caused her to squeal out in surprise.

"Hey Sauske, be careful of that seal, it might let you become stronger, but it also messes with your memories and changes your chakra. It draws on Orochimaru's chakra to go into your chakra coils and slowly infects them so that when he tries to take over your body your chakra won't fight back. Basically a less invasive form of the cure I told you about that could enslave you. This seal will however enslave you if you aren't able to overpower it."

"That is quite terrifying, also could you not flirt right next to me right now." Sauske glared at me with a pout as I sat down next to him and Sakura while putting Ino in my lap.

"Nope, Ino promised to keep me distracted, so I'm going to have her do just that." I smiled before rubbing her back and causing her to blush. "Also if it irritates you that much why don't you just have some fun with Sakura, she did her best to protect you and Naruto and deserves a nice reward."

"Right now?" Ino asked in a hushed whisper.

"Oh, are you so ashamed to be intimate with me that you can't even do something as simple as kissing me in front of others? I'm so sad." I said with mock sadness which caused everyone to roll their eyes.

"I'm not ashamed, I'm just not used to doing it in front of others." She said with a blush and a shy look anywhere but at me.

"Well, looks like I'll have to go now since I guess you can't keep me distracted." I said as I made a half hearted attempt to stand up. "I'm sure those sound ninja can't be too far away with all those injuries."

"Fine, I'll do it." Ino growled out at me before making me sit again and placing her arms around my neck. "Stupid meany."

Ino then kissed me, at first it was kind of shy and childish, but then I slowly started to move her into the usual make out session. I caressed her back and played with her hair a bit and made her snuggle in closer to me. She also played with my hair, she had told me she liked how it was smooth and shiny, it also apparently felt like silk to her hands and made her a little jealous. After kissing for a bit I slowly moved my hand downwards and grabbed her butt causing her to let out a moan before freezing.

I just smiled mischievously while she pulled back and quickly looked around since she had obviously forgotten where she was for a moment. Shikamaru and Choji were blushing hard and were looking away. Naruto had woken up and was staring at us with an open mouth. Sauske and Sakura however were looking at us hungrily. I think if we had kept going they would have jumped right on in to join us.

Ino didn't miss their looks and I could feel the slight discomfort before acceptance that she felt. I just leaned in to whisper in her ear. "I did tell you before that I would have a number of other women, plus this way you and Sakura can stop fighting and get to share not only the new lover you have, but even the one you had the fight about to begin with. Though you'll still be the only girl I've asked out in this life."

That made her smile a bit. I knew she would feel better about it if she had something she could feel superior over others about.

"So Ino." Shikamaru started. "I didn't know you were that, uh, into these kinds of things."

"Shut it Shikamaru, or I'll take over your body and have you do a ridiculous amount of exercise and then leave you in the middle of town helping a group of small children." Ino told him with a blush.

"What happened?" Naruto yelled out causing everyone to look at him and Shikamaru and Choji to gratefully go and talk to him about what went on.

"So Alex." Ino began with a scary smile. "Care to explain why Sakura and Sauske are looking at you like that in detail?"

"Well, to be perfectly clear they are looking at us, not just me." I said with a sheepish look.

"Wait, what"? Ino said surprised as she looked back at the two and noticing them now looking at her with shark like grins.

"Well this is interesting." I said with a grin while I felt Ino grip on to me tighter. I leaned in and whispered into her ear. "You said that you wanted to be closer to Sakura just like when you were kids. Maybe I should let her have you and let you two get close in a different sense."

"Don't you dare." She said in anger, though it wasn't very persuasive as she held onto me tighter as if she was worried about what would happen once she let go.

I let out a laugh and broke the mood. "Sorry, I couldn't hold it in anymore. Don't worry Ino I'm not someone who will force myself on you against your will and I definitely won't let these two have your first. After all I plan to wait until you get up the courage to come to me in your own time. I can wait until you're ready."

Ino just looked at me before smiling at me with a sweet smile and giving me a kiss that had nothing to do with lust. Though that stopped when she heard Sakura say. "I wish he had been that nice with me." Sauske just nodded to agree with her.

"What does she mean Alex?" Ino asked once again angry.

"Way to ruin the moment you stalker voyeur." I said with a sigh.

"Hey." Sakura said in embarrassment.

"Also don't just nod along Sauske, I was plenty nice and gave you options."

"Yeah, between slavery or sleeping with you." He said with a sideways look. "No romance at all."

All the warning I got was an angry "Alex" from Ino before she headbutted me and got up to walk off.

"Thanks guys, real smooth." I told Sauske and Sakura as they just looked at me with evil grins.

"That's what you get for flirting in front of us like that. Plus you never try to be all sweet with us like you are with Ino." Sakura said while pouting.

"Oh, so I guess I should treat you two like I do her. Okay, then no more sex until Ino and me have sex, instead I'll just focus on being romantic with you two."

"No." They both yelled out before holding onto me and tackling me to the ground. "We didn't mean it, it was just a moment of jealousy induced insanity, forgive us." They begged me while looking up at me with their best version of puppy eyes while everyone else just looked at us like we were insane.

"Fine." I sighed out, "but be prepared for punishment later."

They both shivered a bit and nodded their heads in defeat.

"I don't know what is going on, nor do I care, however we will be collecting our teammate and leaving." Neji said while looking at us in mild irritation.

"Sure thing." I nodded at him. I don't like Neji at this point in the series since right now he is just a giant ass to pretty much everyone and thinks that he is the strongest person in the genin rank. I could just beat the ever loving piss out of him and knock some sense into him, but it'll be more fun to watch Naruto beat him since he considers Naruto to be one of the absolute weakest, right above Sakura.

"I wasn't asking." He said before Tenten went over to Lee and shaking the crap out of him. I really had to hold back from hitting him.

"Come on Lee, Tenten, lets go. There's no point in staying around weaklings like this since it'll just draw more trouble." Neji said after Tenten woke up Lee and he had a chance to talk to Naruto and Sakura. Sakura did feel a little more friendly towards Lee, but he still didn't have a chance of getting her.

The next thing anyone knew I had already moved and had hit Neji into a tree and had caused him to spit out a little blood from my hit to his stomach.

"He moved so fast." Tenten said in surprise.

"I have literally been holding in the urge to hit your god damned prideful face since the moment you started acting all high and mighty. However I just can't deal with the shit you're spouting off like you're some sort of all powerful being. Take this as a warning and shut the fuck up before I break your arms and legs and make you have to stay a genin for another year you piece of fucking shit." I all but hissed at Neji from being pissed off.

"You might have caught me by surprise, but don't think that it makes you strong." Neji ground out.

I then let out some of my bloodlust at Neji who just froze on the spot and could no longer move or say anything. "You have very limited knowledge of what it means to be strong." I told Neji as I moved to walk past him. I could see him sweating out buckets as he tried to hold on from passing out from the little bit of my bloodlust I was using on him.

"I think I'll be going on ahead, I'll see you guys later." I smiled at the others who were looking at me in shock. "Also Tenten." I said while looking at her with a smile.

"Yes." She all but yelped out while standing ramrod straight. "Lets go out to eat some time."

"Huh, wait what?" She asked in confusion. Everyone else was equally confused about the abrupt change in mood. Ino however was starting to look a little mad.

"Well I happen to have some skill in blacksmithing and figured that since you were a weapons master that you would be a good person to talk to about weapon quality and styles. Though maybe at a different time since we are in the middle of an exam and all." Ino went from being mad to understanding and then to confusion since nobody knew when I had started to learn blacksmithing and then to suspicion.

"Uh, sure." She said in some confusion.

"Okay, well bye guys." I said before leaving.

Right as I left Neji was released from my bloodlust and fell to the ground while shaking. I stayed around long enough to hear him tell his team and the others that I was a truly terrifying monster.

I figured I would find out later what all he told them, but for now I was just going to go to the tower and relax until the next part of the test.