The next day Tsunade, me, and a large number of those who were close to the hokage were called to the hokages office to hear the will of the hokage.

I remember that there was a hard time deciding the next hokage since the third never left a proper will so I had told him that it was best in case of the worst happening for him to make one. He had thanked me and wrote one. Damn them feels.

His material possessions were spread out amongst his family and friends and they were each sent out after receiving the items from the one in charge of doing so.

The only ones left were Naruto, Tsunade, Kakashi, Jiraya, and me. Naruto was given the first bowl that he had ever shared ramen with the hokage out of. It was touching to know that the hokage had kept the bowl for that long and Naruto was crying quietly while clutching the bowl as he left.

Tsunade and Jiraya both got books written by Sarutobi that had personal messages in them for them.

Kakashi was given a scroll, he wouldn't tell me what it was and made me seriously curious since he had reacted extremely shocked when he read it.

When it finally got to me I was shocked to see the elder council and all of the jonin level shinobi come in. I have a bad feeling about this.

"The final part of the will of the third hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi is that Alex Senju be made the fifth hokage in the event that the third should die before properly stepping down from his position." The will reader said loudly.

"No." I screamed out in horror. "That isn't possible, I'm only 14 years old. I'm obviously much too young. I said while looking around." The faces I saw were all grinning at me like sharks.

"You might be young, but once you become a genin you are considered by law to be an adult and your knowledge and intellect make you very much an adult."

"The hokage needs to know 1000 different jutsus." I argued in desperation.

"You know enough jutsus to modify the jutsu library and even improve it as well as writing two S rank books." I fell to one knee as if I had been hit.

"I haven't completed enough missions."

"Your missions have been done so completely that there is almost no missions under A rank that you could not do with ease and A rank missions are very rare."

I fell to my other knee with a grimace. "I need to be accepted by the village."

"Everyone knows it was you who made the formation that saved countless people and their properties, you also worked in the hospital and saved a number of people who were considered impossible to save. This also includes the fire lords nephew and a few other relatives of various lords who were walking around town during the matches. The lord is very much in support of this decision and also wanted to thank you for the amazing drink. It is now his wife's second favorite drink."

I fell to my hands and just stared at the ground for a second before looking up with a determined look. "I have multiple wives and children on the way and need to be there to..."

I was interrupted by Tsunade who told me, "all of us are in agreement with you becoming hokage."

Damn it all to hell. I thought while breathing heavily like I was under attack. Since its come to this then don't blame me.

I then stood up and tried to jump out the window. I was unfortunately caught by an entire group of jonin and could see outside that there was ANBU on all of the roofs nearby to capture me if I tried to run.

"I don't want to be hokage, it's a glorified desk job and I'll be trapped under mountains of paperwork and kissing sponsors butts for life. My life of ease and being lazy will never return. I don't want it." I screamed out while holding onto the window pane and being dragged inside. I'm sure Shikamaru could feel my pain from across the village.

"It isn't that bad, you just have to handle the paperwork and any emergency situations and the rest of the day is free. You can go anywhere you want in the village and you can even use the village funds to have fun." Kakashi told me with a smile on his face while grabbing my leg.

I turned to him and said in a dead pan voice. "Then why don't you do it?"

"It'll cut into my reading time." He answered back. "Also I hate paperwork."

"No. "I screamed before they finally finished pulling me back inside.

For the next week there was a heavy amount of ANBU around the hokage's office and people who came to get missions could often hear the sounds of crying coming from the office. It was rumored that the hokage was haunting the office. There was also a rumor that Alex Senju had the grip strength of over 10 jonin level shinobi. Nobody was sure if either one was true, but after that week it was announced that I was the fifth hokage. I was not happy.

I received numerous congratulations and gifts from a bunch of people. Naruto was mad that I had become hokage instead of him. I of course told him that if he wanted the position he could have it. I was then tackled by the ANBU I had managed to escape from while going around the village and Naruto was then told that he didn't currently meet the qualifications to be hokage at the moment. He had a confused and slightly worried look as he saw me being carried away while cursing about how I had almost been free. He may have second thoughts about it now.

I met with the council and Danzo who were oddly nice. I'm pretty sure they were expecting me to be some kid who was only good at remembering things and tinkering with things, basically a shut in who slept around a bit with a good memory. Probably figured I would be a figurehead.

It was after this meeting that I decided to just say screw it all. Screw the council and Danzo's plans to make me a figurehead, screw Orochimaru and his stupid plans for immortality, and screw the fucked up storyline. I'm not some selfless hero type, I decided in my last life to be evil while doing the right thing and I made an army of god damned house elves and took over most of the world from the shadows. I didn't reach that far without knowing how to make deals and destroy my opposition from the shadows. This time I am in a position of power and I'm not going to sit back while everyone else pushes me around.

Lets start with my stats.

Name Alex Senju

Species Human

Level 40

HP 3650/3650

Chakra 4700/3100

Strength 140

Dexterity 140

Agility 260

Vitality 365

Physical Defense 215

Intelligence 470

Wisdom 390

Spirit 115

Status Points 450

Quest Points 159950

My strength and dexterity had been sitting at 140 points each and had reached the limits of what could be trained. I was using the weights in order to hide my real strength and to show off when I got in a fight. This isn't even my final form and all that. I was done with that for now until I can further study how to enhance the bodies muscles without causing damage to a persons lifespan. Or making them into cripples later in life.

Because of constantly restraining myself my agility was insanely fast compared to others. My stats were really high already, but I think it is time to use my saved stat points and my quest points to break the system.

I spent my points by increasing both my strength and dexterity by 200 each and put the last 50 points into agility. I was now able to use any jutsu with less than 10 signs instantly and could punch a mountain sized creature and it would actually hurt. Even might guy would lose to me in a test of strength since his strength is already at a monstrous 250.

I spent my quest points on speaking skills and on the basic skills needed to become a proper leader. Business, politics, various professions and many others. Pretty much anything I could think of for skills that could be useful. I also bought Uzumaki stamina and the various eye abilities without having mine change unless it was in use. No point in having quest points saved up since they would just reset when I died anyways.

My first act as hokage was to change Orochimaru's wanted price to 1 million ryo dead. There was no longer a live choice and it was no longer the piddly 100,000 ryo that the previous hokage had offered. I wanted the fucker dead and I was going to get it. I also put out the word that I would pardon any rouge ninja who killed him and brought back his head along with the reward. I also let out the information that when Orochimaru had tried to kill the third hokage that the hokage had sacrificed himself to take away Orochimaru's ability to use his arms. So the only ones to stop any ninja from going after him was orochimaru's subordinates.

Orochimaru was screwed five ways to Sunday and I had just put a huge target on his back that literally everyone and anyone would want a piece of.

Danzo and the council had burst into my office not even an hour later to start complaining about how this was Konoha's problem and that using that much money to hunt down one ninja was too much and other excuses.

I looked at them and said. "Orochimaru has been taking citizens from all over and breeding hatred for the village as well as causing countless deaths over the years and making constant trouble wherever he could. The third hokage had a lot of love for everyone he cared for, even when they wronged him or harmed the village. He always believed that there was a possibility for them to change and become a force for good. I too believe in the possibility for people to become good if given the proper reasons and chances. However there is a point at which enough is enough. Orochimaru has made it clear that he has no thoughts of becoming a better person and by now it is clear that even if he did decide to become a good person nobody would be able to help him beyond giving him a swift death instead of the torture he would get otherwise. The only mercy I can give him is to have him killed now so that he won't take anymore innocent lives."

"You tell me that 1 million ryo is too much money for a single ninja, I counter that by telling you that he killed the third hokage and attacked the place where numerous lords were at. If we don't put at least this amount on his head then it will be the same as telling all of those lords that we don't think they are worth the money to kill someone who threatened their lives. We will lose their business and trust and it will damage the village while raising other villages instead. Do not be blinded by short sighted gains instead of long term progress."

"The last thing I will say is that while I see the third hokage as a man who cared for and loved this village, he was unable to remove those who were very obviously threats." I said the last part while looking Danzo in the eye and saw him squirm a little. "I will also love and care for the village, but I am not like the third hokage, if I deem that a person or group is a direct danger to the village I will not hesitate to end that threat."

The two council members and Danzo bowed and then left. I then called for the head of the weapons R and D department.

"Hello Lo." I give the old man in front of me a smile.

"If you are expecting me to bow down and grovel to you kid you are going to be disappointed."

"I wasn't expecting anything like that." I told him with a bigger smile. "You are currently the top weapons and tools craftsman in the entire village and I was hoping you could help to make a weapon I had thought up a while ago."

"Oh, and what could a kid like you possibly have that would require me to personally work on it?" Lo asked with a frown.

"Well why don't you take a look." I told him before passing him a book.

"Hmph." He snorted and started looking through the book. The more he looked however the wider his eyes grew until he turned to a page that all but stopped him in his tracks.

Welcome to the 21st century you old ass. I thought with a smirk.

"These are all amazing, they will revolutionize everything." Lo yelled out before clutching the book like it was the holy grail.

"So I take it you'll work on these inventions of mine." I said with a smile.

Lo kowtowed to me and said loudly that he would be honored to work on these inventions and insisted that he be allowed to start imediately.

"Go ahead then." I waved him off. "Just make sure you don't let anyone get ahold of that book since it would cause untold trouble if the way to manufacture any of those fell into the wrong hands."

Lo nodded before heading back to his building on the outskirts of the village.

I expect that the explosions will be going off like crazy later I laughed out maniacally.

I then went to the cryptography building and looked through all of the various codes that were used. It was nice to know that with my intelligence and wisdom as high as it was it basically decoded all of the things I read instantly now.

My next stop was the jutsu library and I went through every last bit of the jutsus available. I would of course correct the library like I had done for the higher levels. It took me a week to correct them all and write out a new version.

I had figured out that I could use shadow clones to do paperwork and that I needed to release them one at a time to properly sort through all of the information. The third hokage may have been onto something by making me the fifth since with my abilities I was able to go through the paperwork quickly.