While I was sitting in the command tent I told the others about what had happened at the various battle sites and caused them to become irritated, both at my use of clones to jump in and fight when they had to sit back and at the fact that there was a bunch of reanimated ninja appearing all over the place.

Orochimaru was extremely upset that Kabuto would use his personally created jutsu like this as it would cause both his name and his jutsu to sink even more into infamy when he was trying to go legit. Orochimaru immediately started to work on a jutsu to counteract the reanimation jutsu and left to his own tent workshop to work on it. Nobody stopped him since they could tell how angry he was.

"Why in the hell didn't you tell us about your clones being mixed in among the divisions?" A demanded angrily. "We could have made plans around that fact and could have had your clones be even more useful in crushing them."

"Were you trying to do something underhanded hokage nim?" Onoki asked with a suspicious look. "Perhaps you were planning on attacking the other kage's troops to weaken our villages once the battle was over?"

Gaara just looked at me without a word as he waited for my answer. Mei also didn't say anything, but she was also busy snuggling with me and didn't doubt me anyways.

The other ninja in the tent were all sweating as they held their breaths waiting for me to answer.

"So the both of you are idiots huh?" I asked them with a mocking look that caused them to stand up in anger.

"What did you just say brat?" They both yelled at me.

"I am willing to admit that Obito is from my village and could still have contacts within my village and I am sure beyond a doubt that your villages also have people connected to the Akatsuki, either from being paid for information or from more violent methods. It is not above me to act in secret since I have no idea if, or when, we will have an information leak. I did not even tell my own subordinates of my actions, so why in the hell would I tell you?"

I then looked at Onoki. "You are so worried about betrayal from others when you, who has the largest family of anyone here, could have a family member held captive even as we speak and be in the middle of betraying all of us right now."

I then look at A. "If Bee was to be held captive right now by Obito and he told you to have your troops leave the battlefield while telling him of all of our plans and current troops composition I have no doubt that with how much you care for Bee you would do so, of course you would also warn us, but a betrayal is a betrayal none the less."

"As far as I am concerned the two of you are huge liabilities when it comes to information control and that is why I didn't tell you two of my clones. I wasn't going to have them act unless they were needed. As for why I didn't tell anyone else, it is because I didn't feel the need to tell anyone about a back up plan in case shit went sideways."

"Last thing I'm going to say about the matter." I told them after looking everyone in the eye. "Shinobi must always be prepared."

Everyone there sucked in a breath of air as I quoted one of the most well known shinobi rules, one which was taught to every shinobi from the very moment they stepped into an academy to the time they graduated. Every single ninja here knew the rule, but not very many followed it like they were supposed to and my words had given them all the reason I needed to do anything I had felt necessary concerning my preparations for the war.

After my outburst at the two they sat down in defeat and let out sighs. Mei giggled and hugged me tighter while Gaara nodded.

My clone from the surprise attack division then entered and handed me the two cans and the insect egg. I used some chakra to finish hatching the insect while having it recognize me.

The insect had a black and green shell and was the size of my fist. It stood up shakily before using a claw to cut my hand and start drinking my blood. Mei looked like she was a little grossed out by it and the other kages seemed curious so I said. "This is my newest creation, it is a poison insect chakra beast. It is capable of absorbing any and all poisons and ingesting them into itself. It will then be able to combine them to create an even more potent poison and is capable of using basic jutsus. It is connected to me through both my chakra and my blood and is completely under my control."

The insect then climbed under my shirt and disappeared from view.

"Where do you keep it?" Mei asked curiously. "Are you like the Aburame clan and keep them inside of you or does it hide on your body?"

"You can check and see if you would like." I whispered in her ear with a grin.

Mei blushed and said. "Later."

A coughed and then said uncomfortably.

"So is this insect another one of your hidden cards for the war?"

"Nope, it is for if anyone here turns out to be a traitor." I told him with a big shark grin.

A and Onoki shuddered while Gaara had a small smile and Mei just looked on not caring.

My second clone then entered and handed me 10 cans before going to stand next to my other clone.

"I saw your other clone hand you some cans earlier, what are those? Gaara asked curiously.

"Those are the reanimated shinobi." I answered with a weak smile. "I had their bodies destroyed and then sealed inside of these cans that have seals put on them to cut off any and all chakra from entering or leaving the can once closed. They are basically the ashes of the ones used for the jutsu and the souls of the ones who were captured."

"Why did you have those?" Onoki asked with suspicion on his face. "We didn't know there would be reanimated shinobi until after the war started, there is no way you had enough time to create something so complicated."

"And that is why I call you stupid." I say as I see Onoki become red faced in anger.

"Kabuto stole all of Orochimaru's data and has experience being his assistant for years. Kabuto would obviously go looking for some backing to be protected from Orochimaru and the only place he could go without being treated as a spy was with the Akatsuki. Since Kabuto knows the impure world reincarnation jutsu it means that he will likely use it to help them in this war."

"So I worked on creating this as fast as possible in order to trap the ones reincarnated."

The last clone arrived right as I finished explaining and was going to mock Onoki again for acting so suspicious of me. He looked very worn out and very happy.

"Um, why is he grinning so much when he looks like hell?" A asked in surprise at my clones look.

"He had some fun after the battle." I said in monotone.

"Shit." I yelled out while clutching my head.

"What?" Everyone said as they turned to me and grew more worried when they saw I had a nosebleed.

"Obito summoned the ten tails at the coast with the first division on it. Both of my clones got hit by a biju bomb each and were then stomped on repeatedly by the ten tails before being hit by an even bigger biju bomb at point blank. The memories and the recoil from them getting killed at the same time hurts quiet a bit." I told them while leaning my head back and keeping my eyes closed.

Mei had one of the ninja go get Tsunade to check me over and wiped a cloth at the blood on my face.

Tsunade was told what I had said earlier and gave me a check over before deciding I was fine. I was going to need to relax for a bit and let my chakra leak a bit from having too much chakra at once, but other than a headache I would be fine.

She then went back to taking care of the injured who were coming in from other places and I just went through my memories.

I hadn't done much this time since Darui was a competent ninja like Kakashi and was great at large scale battles like this.

I had one clone face off with Dan who was happy to know that I was married with Tsunade and we had a child together. He warned me about his spirit jutsu and I just let him use it. Dan was confused until he got inside of me and became lost.

I went inside of myself and met him as he was wandering around not knowing where he was.

"Hey Dan." I greeted him. "Since you aren't connected spiritually to your body anymore the reanimation jutsu isn't really functioning, I was wondering if you just wanted to live in here for the time being until I die and then I'll give you another life in my other dimensional plane thingy? You can see it in my memories over here."

"This is all a bit much for me." Dan said grabbing his head. "I've never seen a soul like this, it is like it is both nothing and infinite all at once. What are you?"

"I'm a dimensional traveler of sorts, you could say that I die and am taken to the afterlife where I can get some new things such as skills and what not and then I am reborn in a new world where I live for the rest of my life until I once again die. Rinse and repeat. I figure eventually something will happen where I'll either become a god or just continue going through these worlds while fixing problems and advancing that world in a certain direction, not really sure, but it's whatever."

"Are you sure you want to have me in your soul that long, my soul could start to bleed over into yours and start to affect you?" Dan asked worriedly.

"You're a good guy Dan." I said with a smile.

"How about this instead, you stay in here until after the final battle and if I'm still alive I release you to the afterlife or whatever it is you decide to do and once I die I'll get you in my other dimension. Or if I die then I'll just do it sooner."

"Your attitude on death is questionable to say the least, but fine. I'll stay here until the end of the war, but I'll be watching through your eyes and if I need to I'll leave myself to possess someone so that I can help."

"Okay."

I then left myself and burned Dans body before putting it in a can. Now even if I die he won't be able to be put back under that reanimation jutsu.

My second clone met with the reanimated Kakuzu. It was hilarious watching him be all angry about me killing him. It was even funnier when I did the exact same thing with the exact same words as the last time and barely changed it so that it would have the same ending as before. I even smashed the masks in the same order and finished him off by burning his body, much of which was spent with him cussing me out, and put him in a can.

I then had a ninja I pulled to the side take the cans and go to the command tent. I remember that the brothers Kinkaku and Ginkaku would rage around here and that after the fight Obito would summon the ten tails. It's time to test out my strength, well my clones strength that is.

After Darui defeated the brothers Obito appeared and he had the ten tails focus on me for the rampage. What a dick move. I had no chance to do anything more than to tell everyone to retreat before having to knock a biju bomb upwards. My arms were basically limp noodles from the effort and had burns going all over them, my chakra was also almost gone from using it to defend myself and deflecting the bomb.

The ten tails didn't wait for me to recover and had run over to me and jumped up high before kicking me into the ground. My other clone also got a biju bomb when it turned its head to my other clone and then somehow managed to grab it before also tossing it in the hole next to the first clone it had kicked.

The ten tails then went on to repeatedly jump on my clones who put up as much of a fight as they could and had some success since they could actually break pieces of the ten tails off.

The two clones were however still unable to do anything and ended up broken and bloody at the bottom of what had now become a crater the size of a football stadium. The ten tails decided to finish the fight by firing a biju bomb at point blank to vaporize my clones.

That was it for the memories. I did need to laugh a bit though since Obito and all of them are going to be in for a hell of a time if they don't fix what I did to the ten tails.

The ten tails is basically a shell and when a shell has a lot of extra space it becomes possible to insert things inside of that shell, sometimes it is things that really shouldn't be in there. Things like a channel capable of releasing all of the trapped tailed beasts causing a person to lose all power from the ten tails. LOL Obito, Madara, Kaguya, and Zetsu are all so screwed.

Dan was able to travel back through the chakra channel between me and my clone and was still in my head, though he wasn't very happy when I closed off his view during the night. No secret voyeurism allowed in this guys head. It's already bad enough with Jiraya.

That night was a good bit of fun since Mei, Shizune, Sakura, Ino and Tsunade along with the female wolf guardians all met up and we had a giant orgy together. I had to create clones so I wouldn't die and I found out that apparently the human women are competitive when it came to the wolf guardian women and vice versa. It was a long night.

The male wolf guardians and the demon wolves were sent to be around the shinobi divisions so that none of the white Zetsu could sneak in and assassinate anyone.