Notes:WARNING:This chapter contains violence and blood


Suddenly, a smoking grenade broke through the glass, shattering it as it came inside and spewed gas. After a few seconds, it bursted in a cloud of smoke.

BOOM!

Soon after, a group of soldiers pounded at the door, eventually smashing it.

"EVERYONE DOWN!" one of the soldiers roared, firing a few shots into the ceiling. Shots rang loudly acoss the interior of the shack, causing everyone to freak out and obey on impulse. A few did attempt to flee, only to be incapacitated by tasers, nets, and other tools.


The sound of an explosion, shootings and shrieks drew the attention of a few men from downstairs.

"The madmen." Jacob gave a glance up.

"Who are they?" Ford asked.

"It's the damned Chaos Insurgency." Clef spits on the ground.

"How many do you think there are?" Seras asked Belitrov for an estimation of who activated a shooter on one of his arms.

"A platoon perhaps." SCP-2273 guessed.

"Give us our weapons, we can fight too," Stanford informed them.

"Right, because you both happened to be so trustful." Walter sarcastically said. Ford sighed.

"Look, I get it that you don't trust us, but the kids are up there and they need as much help." Stanley tried to appeal by pragmatism which worked when Alto nodded with a shrug to Alexei to give the elder twins their weapons so as he.

"Don't even think about being off the hook, you try running away, I will shoot you before you realize that you are both dead." Diana coldly threatened which the old twins took with a frantic nod, Mr Pines seemed a bit amused by his wife intimidating them.

"So, should we do this the boring way? Or the fun way?"The ex-GOC reloaded his shotgun with what best can be described as a mischievous Cheshire grin, soon the twins will learn why Doctor Alto Clef is considered the badass of the SCP Foundation.


The invaders now we're checking around the surrounding crowd, Unfortunately for the anomalies, they were forcefully being taken with some being scanned to identify the SCPs who were seen as more valuable.

"Hey! I have rights!" SCP-49-J protested as he was being shoved away by two men.

"Cacking undignifying!" Spanko retorted with indignity before a small leather thing shut his beak for good and then put it inside a bird cage.

The leader cleared his throat and began to speak: "I am Commander Colligon, we're looking for SCP-999, a small slime orange entity, that acts all cheery, loves sugar and animals all that rainbow nonsense, none of you seem to have seen it, did you?" Collingen said as he walked around scrutinizing every hostage with his gaze till he stopped at the Mystery Twins, for a moment there was an intense eye contact between him and the twins.

"I don't suppose, either of you haven't seen the little blob monster, have you?"

"I don't know what you are talking about." Mabel lied

The Insurgent Commander was almost impressed by the lack of groveling even when his finger slightly touched the pistol on his belt from the twins except with a few stiffs, he had been to wars and swages of civilization before and he saw children who were hardened by things they saw and experienced, plenty of Chaos Insurgents were used to be orphans trained since they were kid, had he not informed by SCP-953 that the Tickle Monster was last seen with them he may almost believe them.

"Didn't your mom teach you not to lie, little girl?" He bends his knee to get a closer look, the twin kids still looked defiantly even though they stiffed a bit with the male one who seemed to be protective of his sister while the sister in question seemed to hide something behind her as she seems to try to block his view on what is behind her as the intimidating man pull a cigarette and light it up.

"Hey, old one-eye! Are you so insecure that you would threaten minors to feel better?" Wendy taunted, her friends begged her by look to not dig her own grave, yet it was too late.

He looked at the redhead teenager after making a few puffs from his cigarette, this one not only looked defiant but also seemed fearless, oh this one is a natural trooper and would make for a hell of a soldier with proper guidance.

"Let me put it this way, give me the triple 9 and not only I will let you 3 live, but I will also put some good word to the Command and both of you will be forged strong fighting for a worthy cause free of the delusions of normalcy, I know the looks of battle harden when I see one, you despise the mundanity of normalcy, in fact, you thrive in the chaos of the true world behind the curtain, the Chaos Insurgency can use ironclad people who not only face the anomalous but actively pursue it." He offered.

That surprised them, this man just read them like an open book from first glance, have this been during the first summer they would be tempted by such an offer of no longer having to pretend to be normal living a normal and bland life, Dipper himself fell into the temptation with a similar offer from Great Uncle Ford; nevertheless, this was now and even if that was the case they would never join with a man who threaten their friends, joining with him means no longer seeing their friends and family and the same man who sees sentient anomalies as mere tools to use or sell as far as they gathered from their anomalous friends who he and his thugs put them on such a grief.

"Sorry, we politely pass," Dipper answered with sarcasm, as the other two nodded in agreement with Dipper with Wendy tsk in ridicule.

"Shame looks like I have to do this the hard way." The old one-eyed concluded. In a sprint, he moved the brunette girl over with a push to get a better look, to his frustration he didn't find what he intended but instead, it was a pig that oinked. He got up and commanded his troops. That's because when the attack happened, Mabel placed 999 inside a vent connected to the ventilation system on the ground, normally she had to open the vent to fit something with the same size as the orange blob but being a jellation entity it with little effort passed the dampers.

"Search everywhere and everyone," he spoke His soldiers complied, and they were relentless in their search, breaking and flipping every object without the care of breaking them, tossing the stored kinds of stuff out of every piece of furniture to see what they could find.

"Hey, you can't do that!" Melody objected to the ramage while seeing a bot opening a fridge and hurling every food or drink inside it.

"You are in no position to demand us, sweetheart," the gruffed man stated matter-of-factly.

"That's my wife dude." Soos defended his wife's honor.

"Don't care," Colligon answered in indifference. Afterwards, Dehak came to him.

"Why aren't we killing them now?" Dehak whispered with a demand for an answer from him.

"Insurance, knowing the Foundation they are probably watching this jerkwater town like hawks and know by now of our activities, with hostages they'll be more hesitant to act up."

"My followers and I were supposed to ritualistically sacrifice the humans to power up our sanguimancy, I don't see them bleeding to death."

"It's called strategic adaptation pious," the other retorted back.

The said piously grunted in annoyance, deciding there was no point in arguing with his militaristic ally.

One of the cyborgs came for Pacifica "Hey! Wait a sec- " Paz was silenced by the gun pointed by the cyborg with implants visibly visible at her head, she complied and let them search her lady bag over. The abominable servitors manufactured by the Factory are resided outside of the Shack in case the hostage situation went awry.

"Found this furry thing." a random cultist said as he held the squeaking anomalous pet belonged to Paz.

"Put it with the rest, I'm sure we can sell it to Marshal, Carter Dark as an exotic pet." a random trooper said.

"It could contain properties, it would make for a fine sacrifice."

"You cultists and your need for ritualistic sacrifice." the insurgent snarked.

"HEY! No one is selling or sacrificing my pet for some dark gods veneration rubbish just to feel important!" The blonde girl complained.

"And what are you gonna do little princess? Pay us not to do it?" The trooper mocked, he and the cultist excluding the cyborg laughed as the privileged girl pouted.

While all this happening, Dipper caught his eyes on Eir up in the ceiling who shook her head with low-pitch chirping companies by the Merchant Moth, since the unwanted guests haven't searched him yet as they didn't expect a kid to have some advanced electronic weapon he still had his magnet gun so he secretly took his magnet gun's battery and the magnetic part doing something with them while he gave a node to Mabel and Wendy the latter nodded in acknowledgement whereas Mabel looked a bit lost till she understood.

One of the cyborgs, a female with a bale red synthetic eye whose implant was visible moved to her commander to tell him something and was a SCP-3033-2 instance who retained her sentience as a SCP-3033-2's job is to command the SCP-3033-1 instances which where mindless "Sir, the thermal scanner has found a secret passage behind the vending machine leading to a hidden room under the shack."

"Open it," he told his subordinate who acknowledged. She put a small charge at the vending machine with a timer for 12 seconds.

11

The cyborg woman moved away to not get in the way of the blast quickly with others keeping their distance away from the blast.

10

Mason was almost done with whatever he was doing, now in a rush considering from what he saw the great uncles were in the basement and who knows what these people will do if they get their hands on the tech and artefacts Grunkle Ford collected and their great uncles.

9

Tense, Mason subtly gave the magnet to his twin sister with an unspoken look telling her to do what he was going to do at the same time.

8

The flying anomalies from up in the ceiling readied themselves to fly.

7

SCP-999 seeing the distress was now wanting to come out of the vent which Mabel begged with a shake of her head not to.

6

Wendy's hand slowly touched her hidden hunting knife from her right bot.

5

One of the insurgents was scanning from a pad in case some anomalies were humans or hiding as humans using the information they had on runaway SCPs, Miller and Leora looked at each other knowing it was only a matter of time before they were identified while Stacey was sweating nervously.

4

All were ready with the Pines boy's mark.

3

SCP-999 due to its selfless nature ignored Mabel's warning and was passing the Damper making both twins hold their breath.

2

One of the cultists blinked and thought she was seeing something until she comprehend that the orange thing wasn't a trick of her eyes.

1

Before she could vocalize that the blob SCP was found-

BOOM!

The small charger which the implanted adult put inside the vending machine exploded and destroyed it.

"NOW!" Just when the explosion happened; he tossed his magnet gun's battery up and Mabel threw the magnet, before anyone could react Wendy jumped on an Insurgent on his legs causing him to fall, the Moth anomaly flowed on the cultist that was near the twins' face leading to her to be startled with a yelp, the battery exploded midair into a small electric pulse wave that fried the robots and any tech on electricity near them including momentary incapacitating the cybernetically enhanced soldiers while also temporarily charging the magnet, resulting in everything metallic including guns to fly from the invaders' hands toward it whereas those unfortunate enough to have implanted cybernetics to either fall or hit their comrades(good thing Mabel no longer had a bracelet for her teeth and the hexagon robot hid outside the shack) and the therapy bird produced a sonic wave to not enough to make anyone deaf just enough to disorient for a brief time.

And from there, Chaos insured; anomalies and humans tried to run while the invaders were trying to get up and get their hands on their weapons.

SCP-4051 summoned a portal from which marble balls fell hence the incoming cultists dropped to the ground with yelps while SCP-4818 took SCP-3009's hand to follow as she with her other hand conjured a fist made of photons and punched an awakened SCP-3033-1 instance from temporary status due to the enhancements getting their power from the body instead of an external power source on the chest with enough force that the cyborg flow meters away and hit pass the wooden wall of the shack.

Pacifica stumped the guy who had her weird hamster on the foot causing him to drop it in pain which she caught midair and ran away.

Due to all this Wendy and the Mystery Twins got separated.

"AFTER THEM!" Commander Colligon ordered his forces to point at the running twins with a pig. One of the soldiers pointed his pistol in front of the twins who stopped in track, fortunately for them SCP-131 instances who briefly imprinted on the duo with a furious beep sprinted and hit on the gunner's leg causing him to fall, after that Dipper knocked the gun away and Mabel kicked the insurgent between his legs causing him to groan in pain and her twin brother flinch at that. Seeing a grappling hook gun on the moaning insurgent's belt which looked more advanced-looking than her previous grappling hook, she decided to take it for herself as her old grappling hook was unusable thanks to Old Man and Great Uncle Ford was too busy to fix her gun.

"I'll take that," Mabel said she and her brother continued running.

"Nice job!" Dipper told the one-eyed entities.

Beeps!

The eyebots beeped happily as they accompanied the Pines to the other side of the shack.

Wendy got cornered by an insurgent with a Kalashnikov and a cultist with a dagger as she held her knife in a defense position.

"Congratulations, you finally managed to corner a 17-year-old girl you incompetent cowards!"

"She's a girl!?" The cultist blurted.

"She's 17!? What the hell are they feeding kids in this hick town!?" The soldier exclaimed.

Wendy rolled her eyes internally, it wasn't the first time her age was mistakenly deducted due to how tall she was thanks to her lumberjack genes and there were cases where her gender was misinterpreted to her eternal groaning.

Thwack!

A ball hit the insurgent's head so hard that fragments from the mask with blood dropped so as him laying dead, and it wasn't any ball, it was a purple bowling ball to the cultist's bafflement, Wendy was baffled as well but seeing the opportunity she knocks the cultist cold with her empty hand in form of a fist.

Screeches

The floating entity with six limbs chief screeched which seemed to be its way of saying 'You're good?' or 'I did well?' or something, Wendy hesitantly gave the thumbs up, these were strange times.

While anarchy reigned with some anomalies either fleeting or taking arms against their pursuers, from the now-opened secret entry to the basement, a blonde man with a lab coat with his hands in his pockets, just casually walked as if walking in the middle of such chaotic mess was Tuesday for him.

"Hey guys, how is the party going?" Alto asked nonchalantly.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!" Clef with a feral grin in answer to the shootings at him brought a pistol from his arsenal and shot one cultist and two insurgents dead while he jumped to a corner to not get shot which behind him revealed his group coming in shooting the invaders.

The hulking biomechanical soldier stepped with heavy steps, a few roads were shot at him but he seemed unfazed by it and the bullets only made a few dents which in seconds got regenerated due to the biomechanical nature of his suit. Alexei shot a few rounds from the attached gun on his right wrist, one of the awoken implanted soldiers tried attacking him with a knife which he pushed back with a backhand with his left hand which extended a chain blade which he used to shred the attacker in two pieces from shoulder.

Both Ley and Ford came behind Alexei shooting their respective revolver and blaster whereas Diana with M-class pistols in each of her hands shot as her husband shooting blue balls of plasma from his staff. They spread around to find the younger Pines twins; nevertheless, the insured chaos with everyone running and struggling searched hard.

Jacob sent an electric lightning indisposed to some of the opponents except for one who conjured a red shield which was Dehak.

"Fool! I studied ancient Daevite magic for years!" he proclaimed and true to his words he muttered some ancient Daevite words, next a staff made of some blackened wood with a glowing red center at the top around growing branches materialized which then conjured a crimson blast at Mr. Pines who held in return and so the two thaumaturgists were now in a wizarding duel.

Clef saw a pale-skinned teenager hiding behind an attraction as another group of kids were with the anomalous kids. From the file and what Miller told that emo was the kid who drew mushroom or muffin graffiti on the wall.

"Hey, you!"

Robbie points his finger at himself wondering if meant him.

"Yes, you! Don't just stand there being an idiot to get targeted and follow the rest!" He pointed at the group of teenagers being protected by Leora and Rainer.

"Screw you man!" Robbie snarked till he got grabbed by his collar a bit too close to his comfort, making him stiff.

"You will do so Muffin Man, or I will make a gut pie out of your remains and have YOU FOR BREAKFAST!" Clef's venomous threat combined with the expression of the face of a snarling tiger with his teeth visible from his snarl was enough for Robbie to shut up and swallow nervously. Clef then pushed him away and he hastily got his balance and darted away.

Commander Colligon barked orders from his microphone while doing so his cigarette dropped from his mouth and shot a couple of rounds from his colt.

"BRING THE HEAVY HITTERS!"

What happened next was the abominable cyborgs from outside came inside the shack for support, they were twisted parodies of flesh and metal with plugs and wires coming in, and some had mechanical augments replaced for arms or legs whether it was advanced projectiles or in some cases even close combat weaponry like a chainsaw or a power claw.

"Seems I have to call the cavalry," he casually commented, after emptying his round on an SCP 3033 instance in close approximately, Alto throw his pistol at the nearest cultist so hard on the head that he dropped and then brought his phone to call in only for some random guy running hit him while running causing his phone to fell on the floor and get a bit more distances to the constant racing and stumbling.

"Damn it! Hey hustler! The phone! Calvary!" the said conman hearing that, registering the meanings and seeing the phone tried to get to it only for one of the Factory's monstrosities which had a chainsaw attached to its left arm coming to rip him to shreds which he dodged with a yelp though in the process losing his revolver with the other hand of the servitor throwing his gun away so Ley armed himself with his knuckle bracelets and used it to have a couple of punches to the abomination's face and stomach, yet then it grabbed him by the shirt to hold him to kill him as struggled with his chainsaw which fortunate for him Chompy yet again somehow managed to get out of the Stanmobile and jumped with an aggressive back of the unholy union of flesh and metal's head and kept sinking his teeth in.

That gave enough time for Ford was close and with a bullseye superheated blast shot the abomunator's center of its chest dead making it fall with the dinosaur jumping back near Stanley.

"I had it!" Stan whined.

"Yeah, you did," Ford responded with indifference, he took the phone to see a list of names as Stan watched his six while Stan secretly patted Chompy's head which nuzzled at the touch.

The names included;

Not Kondraki

MyExBoyfriendMissesMe

Icicle

Dr Roboto

Glassy

Miss Jesus

Gumball Overlord

Best Commie Bro

His Saltiest Majesty; Jack Bright

"Uhh, which one?"

"The Bright one!" Alto shouted as he was now using his shotgun to fight off near to Belitrov who still banged from the gun attached to his wrist to the Factory's cyborgs.

Stanford did as he said, when the phone beeped waiting for someone to answer the phone, the sound of a car's horn was heard which got close.

Crash

Some van just crashed at the kitchen part of the Shack from its back for that matter, from its back two doors opened and two disheveled women.

Stanley was agape by that.

"MY KITCHEN!" He forgot that technically the Shack belonged to Soos.

"SORRY! I MEANT TO CRASH IN REVERSE!" The driver shouted as if that was the problem.

"Remind me again, why did we let Bright drive in the first place??" Laskaris grumbled they and some medieval knight, a guy with a wide-brimmed hat and long coat who somehow absorbed light like a black hole making it hard to see any cosmetic details with two 1940s-era revolvers and a man with two metallic arms came in joining the fight.

"Who are they?" Stanford gave an eyebrow, that's not what he expected from a calvary, he expected a swat team not a group of people who seem to come from Summerween, the Ex-GOC answered with smugness.

"The calvary, the type that hires anomalies and here's the real kicker, both of the women you see are named Iris, and both of them have an anomalous ability involving photographs, ain't that a coincidence?! I just need to find another Iris and I can officially say I have the trinity set!" Even in battle, the Ukulele man had his infamous sense of humor.

"Jump on your ass and die Clef." The blonde Iris spat at Clef.

"Ha!" He chuckled instead of being offended.

A blast of blinding thaumaturgical light happened that sent Jacob away to the other side of the shack.

Wendy who saw Mr. Pines and the red-hooded man fought didn't have time to comprehend that Dipper and Mabel's father is a wizard just knowing that this cultist dangerously powerful raced with her hunting knife at stabbing him from the back of his left shoulder and cried in pain of feeling something sharp and cold. He tried to return and blast whoever dared to attack him but the Lumberjack held on to his magical staff and attempted to take it thus they were now in a tug-war on who gets the staff and Dehak couldn't risk conjuring a blast due to the proximity. As they struggled with the redhead clenching her teeth and the older man grunted they first got a better look at the face the hood made unclear with the hood coming off, what she saw made her stunned and blood go cold, the nail marks near his chin, the bite scar on his hand and the same face she saw last time she saw her mother in that fateful wintery night but older.

"YOU!"

The leader of the cultist seized the opportunity and smacked her from the end of her tip and with a telekinetic push pushed Wendy away who fell on the floor with a loud screech. Wendy got up seeing Dehak who was going away, her initial shock morphed into a rage with a snarl and her hands clutched seeing the murderer of her mother going away feeling the world around her slow with eyes shining with determination, she was in such tranquillity of anger that as she followed one of the soldiers came for her only for her with a furious cry slash his neck with his hunting knife, seeing other of the uninvited guess who dared to be on her and threaten her friends she raced, one of the implanted troopers tried to shot her which she ducked and used one of the cultists as a meat shield, next he threw her knife right on the implanted implant which caused him to convulse on the ground and from there, everything she was seeing was red as the ice that contained the monster inside her melt by the fires of wrath and howled.


On the other side of the shack Dipper and his company faced a mangled abominator with the health of its upper head being non-existing and replaced by some tube with a brain with mechanical tendrils sparking electricity coming for them. Before they could choose what to do an explosion of thaumaturgical energy came from which something or rather someone passed it to the wall which created a big gap on the wall to the outside.

"Ow, not my finest moment." A familiar voice admitted from the outside who was now surrounded by more servitors.

"Is that- !" Mason questioned due to the familiarity of the voice, before she could say it, a few shots of gunfire were heard which made them instinctively drop down for cover, the shots didn't come for them but rather targeted the parodies of flesh and metal which though weren't fatal did jolt them a bit. The Mystery Twins got up and looked at the source of the gunfire from their left side and their eyes widened from what they saw. It was their mother racing and then jumping from a chair to the hole to the outdoors with pistols in each of her hands to aid their father, Walter used the momentary distraction and jumped up with his metallic staff which then transformed with each of its blocks moving like legos rearranging themselves turning into a sword with the blue source of the energy at the center of it's quillon inside an orb glowing with the blade surging with blue electricity, he then swang it with one hand at one of his surrounding opponents slicing it like hot knife on a butter, Diana steer clear of the coming power claw from one of the abominators and shot a couple at the head more and in a combo duet the couple with guns and power sword together taking out the enclosed enemies.

By this point, Mabel dropped her stolen grappling hook with both of the younger Pines twin's eyes looking as if it was going to pop out of their eye sockets any moment with their jaw metaphorically hitting the floor.

"Aé wonders what happened?" SCP-811 joined them oblivious to what was happening.

Like a dance Diana and Jacob supported each other, the husband beheaded an incoming servitor and close combat enemies while the wife shot down a 3033 instance so as other long-ranged opponents. Suddenly in a move, Mr. Pines seeing the incoming grenade grabbed Mrs. Pines close to him in a backward hug and transformed his power sword into his staff with runic symbols glowing blue which he then hit from its blown end to the ground causing a temporary sphere of electricity with arcane symbols signs around it changing and switching which protected them from the explosion of the grenade that hit the sphere and only destroyed the enemies surrounding them, Afterwards a knife flew at Seras which get caught in midair by telepathy of Walter from hitting her head, she then snatched and aimed it at the implanted soldier responsible for the grenade and the knife right at her right eye with deadly precision and her husband shot a light blast at the cultist with a rifle with a hole at the attacker's chest.

"Don't do that again," Seras said, annoyed, yet she blushed a bit.

"Your face says otherwise~" he teased, they nearly kissed if they didn't catch the looks of their twin children looking as if they just grew an extra head with Swamp Woman who titled her head the same as Waddles and the beeping Eyebots.

There was an awkward silence between the parents and their children even with the maelstrom around them. That was until Mabel broke the silence.

"Our parents are badasses!" She uttered in celebration.

Before anyone could say anything-

Roar!

-an roar came from an incoming bipedal which best can be described as a dinosaur and a banana being merged together with red runic symbols and some sort of headset between its eyes that came with its snoot coming in trying to eat the Pines kids who in time evaded its shark-like jaws from biting them with Dipper holding Mabel's hand to run so as the eyebots and Aé.


Alexei, like a tank, was crushing the enemies.

Cain deflected any damage pointed at him at the attackers and being experienced for millennia he knocked down any enemy he was in close combat to.

Laskaris made some light balls to disorient the enemies.

The Black Knight slashed through which to the Stans' surprise there was no hint of blood as if his sword absorbed it.

The Spectre also known as SCP-4494 the humanoid with a wide-brimmed hat(for some reason every time his name was mentioned it sounded like some audio drama) with two revolvers shooting over.

Stanley, who finally got his revolver, used it for long-range attacks behind the counter while his pet bipedal reptile went savage on an unlucky cultist's face.

Stanford blasted from his blaster and in one case electrocuted a SCP-3303-1 instance in close combat.

Clef, unlike others, was enjoying this a bit too much, as he shot dead each insurgent, cultist and cyborg with murderous glee.

"On three!" Shots a 3033 instance close in the guts, not caring for the spilt blood on his lab coat.

"One!" Hit the butt of his gun between an Insurgent's leg which caused him to yelp in pain only to get smacked by the upper part of the weapon as well like he was holding a baseball bat.

"Two!" Got near a grotesque cyborg who tried to see him only for him to jump and walk on it up till he shot the cyborg's head when he got close and jumped.

"Three!" He snatched a football helmet which was one of the random merchandise that got scattered around and struck it so hard at the cultist that teeth flew and the cultist spun 3 times in midair before hitting the ground. With satisfaction, he reloaded his gun and chuckled.

Ford was not amused by Alto treating this like a game "You remind me of a certain demon and a scientist who I met during my…absence." Ford looked at him with apprehension, the scientist in question was a fellow dimension traveler who had a rather nihilistic outlook on things and is a callous bastard.

"Oh? And pray to tell?"

"Psychopaths and sociopaths blended in a blender machine together more like it." his sarcasm was dry.

Alto laughed like it was a joke "And the files said you had no sense of humor."

"Die! Die! HAHAHAHA!" Bright with his baffling invention which is that the Chainsaw Cannon was shooting chainsaws, every time the elder Pines thought they saw all insanities from the Foundation, they managed to surpass their expectation.

"Is it just me or is every person who works with the Foundation messed up one way or another?" Stanley asked rhetorically.

Lariska was the one who answered him with a huff. "You can take the cuckoo from Coca, but you can't take the crazy from the madhouse."

Roar!

And that was when Bananazilla showed up with a mighty roar.

"Of course, there would be a Bananazilla as well." Stanley by this point gave up on what is strange and normal as his pet dinosaur screeched at the hybrid in hostility. The bizarre reptilian banana is designated as SCP-2761 a result of genetic engineering getting out of control from a transgenic banana pipefish that was left in the wild mutating into what it is now.

"Actually, that's a banana and alligator hybrid with various species," SCP-4494 informed him.

"And who are you supposed to be?" Ley wondered

"I'm the Spec-"

Sonic blast

A sonic blast came in which disoriented the banana dinosaur coming from SCP-7044 as she flew over, SCP-2761 tried to shoo her but due to her small size and agility, it couldn't see the cause of its discomfort. Next, a Manotaur took hold of its tail with both of his hands.

"I'VE GOT IT!" The banana bipedal with a growl moved its tail up and down, right and left.

"NOT GIT IT! NOT GOT IT!" The Manotaur held dear on the tail till he got tossed 10 feet away. "I'M OKAY!" he shouted from a distance.

SCP-5151 swung his black sword ready to use it "Time to slay the dragon!"

"That thing's blood is a biohazard, you absorb it there is no guarantee you would survive." Clef informed him.

"My sword rejected the black demon's bile blood, but you're right there are no guarantees as the demon's blood wasn't blood in a conventional way and it would be a risk to others as well." That made him Ford process this new information about the Black Knight, thinking about it he realized he never saw even a drop of blood with every swing the medieval knight took at the enemies.

"Yeah…that too." Clef went with that reasoning, let's just say his disregard for collateral damage is one of the reasons why he is a notorious figure in the Foundation, Ford suspiciously looked at him.

Roar

Multi-bear with a roar raced in and tried to tackle the genetically mutated creature with a pile of gnomes who piled themselves together to make a humanoid form to aid the multi-headed being, the freak of science roared with its stinky breath at the piled-up gnomes which resulted in some of them going green from how foul the smell was like expired milk and rotten banana so much that the giant humanoid form gagged and then hurled rainbow at the banana creature who was being showered by it as it shriek in apprehension.

"It does spill rainbows after all…" Jack said in awe, Stanley was not in awe at all considering at the top of the Shack getting ransacked he has to deal later with a pool of Gnome's rainbow vomit with others disgusted by what they saw, not as disgusted as the invaders and people who were unfortunate enough to be at the radius of it.

"EWWW gross!" Mabel yelled in disgust.

"It is in my face! It's in my face!" Dipper was freaking out.

Disgruntled beeps

Not even 131 instances were good.

"Aé wished this colorful her mucuses were!" 811 seemed entranced by it.

Dipper and Mabel's parents raced in, the father shielding them with his staff ready to defend them while the mother tended to them.

"Are you okay?" Diana checked her children for any injury, Mason was the first.

"Mom we are good, just grossed out."- he stated as she switched to his sister

-"Mom, Dad, what are you-"

"We will explain everything when this is over, and so will you both."

'Oh boy' both thought, they are pretty sure that they would be grounded for life if they just knew the half of hijinks they were up to.

Beeps

The Yellow and Red eyebots beeped near Mabel and Dipper respectively.

"Can we keep them?" Mabel asked.

"We already have a cat and a pig young lady, and otherwise no," Seras said plainly with Mabel sighing.

Jacob, who looked at 2761, pondered about the headset that was on its eyes and the red daevite runes all over it. "Must be some sort of amalgamation of daevite sorcery and machinery….a para tech." he hit some of the runic symbols on his metallic staff which then glow blue and then used as some sort of repulsion system with a blast on the ground jumping up high.

"What's dad doing!?" Mabel wondered.

"Don't worry kids, your dad will be okaaAAAAAA- !" the moment he reached the vile machinery the banana dinosaur tried to shake him off making whatever technomancy he was trying to do very difficult as he hung on it for dear life, maybe jumping off the head of a beast in a battle between a multi-headed mutant and a piled of collection of little middle-aged men wasn't a bright idea.

"Being the idiot I married to," she spokesarcastically, though there was a hint of fondness as well.

"Aè good too!" SCP-811 interrupted, half annoyed that they forgot about her momentarily.

Two dark blacks with chains coming from them came in slashing the wooden wall of the shack which revealed a man in a hooded rag clothing coming who then brought the chain blades back to himself.

"Able!" 105 started with shock and anger.

"SCP-76-2!" Jack said venomously, losing his humor.

"The Bastard!" Stanley spatted.

"What a fun reunion! I can just feel the love around me." he made a spark from both of his chained blades together as he walked, he effortlessly killed any invader who thought they could defeat him and even blocked or deflected incoming bullets with his bladed, one of the 3033 instances with a grenade rifle shot an explosive bullet at him which disappeared him in fire and smoke, next only 2 seconds later Able hopped out not caring for his clothing being in the fire who with a swing of one of his chain blades cut the one who shot at him in halt so as others near him and then with a loud crack landed on the floor of the shack on his feet, he lost his burning hooding on the upper part of his body revealing his muscular body with red tattoos all over it.

"Show off," Ley grunted, secretly he was jealous of all the muscles Able had, even Manly Dan would feel unmanly seeing how ripped his muscles are.

SCP-105 has a history with him as he was the one who slaughtered her and his own teams in MTF Pandora's Box stepped in with her teeth clenched together only for SCP-5151 to block her with a hand nodding to not do it.

"But- "

"You're bravery is admirable but you are no match for him, go!" Iris relented with malcontent, as much as she wanted to waste a bullet between SCP-76-2's eyes she knew that she was no match for him. Afterwards, SCP-5151 and SCP-76-2 sprinted together and locked in a duel, the black sword and the dark blades sparking from each collision thanks to the shear strength of each blow with Able having a psychopathic grin meeting his match


Lightfoot with a group of teenagers including the anomalous Japanese and Rainer ran upstairs as Miller summoned a portal from which a series of bowling balls fell from the stairs to their pursuers and Leora with a photonic shield protected the group from the shootings.

They eventually reached a Room which belonged to Dipper and Mabel and closed the door with force.

Unknown to them, SCP-953 was with them in the disguise of a far easter teenager.

"Everyone okay?" 4051 asked around everyone nodding.

4818 went check the group other than the anomalous duo including Thompson, Lee, Nate, Grenda, Candy, Robbie, Tambry, Stacey and-

"Hold on, there was someone else too…" the Photon constructor realized.

"Right here." A demonic voice called.

They looked up and saw her up in the ceiling whose body was inhumanly stretched with multiple foxtails, sharp claws, her head rotating 180 degrees with broadly fanged canine teeth.

Shriek!

The humanoid gave a chilling shriek with others exclaiming in shock as she dropped in from the ceiling and who in midair shapeshifted to an older woman in ancient Asian silk clothing but with canine characteristics still intact.

Lightfoot tried making a photonic construct with her right hand but the surprise attack by the horror from far-east with sharp claws gave a red sharp claw mark at SCP-4818's lower arm who exclaimed in pain and then got tossed to an opened closet hard enough that it's woods cracked by one of the many tails.

"LEORA!" SCP-4051 exclaimed he tried to summon a weapon in his hand but she threw one of the furniture a plant pot at his head causing him to drop on his back with a pain in his forehead while a couple of other teenagers dared enough try to aid the Friendly Neighborhood Keter who also got tossed away by the multiple foxtails.

"A Kitsune!" Candy muttered in amazement.

The fox woman's head with an audible snapping of bones turned her gaze to her, replacing his sadistic amusement with genuine anger "I'M NOT A KITSUNE!" She snarled.

"Have multiple foxtails…" Grenda with a small can on her head said.

"Is as trickster as one…" Candy continued.

"Is a beautiful woman…" Thompson added with slightly flustered eyes even after being yanked by her.

Tambry on the ground rolled her eyes.

"If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck…" Nate continued.

Robbie snorted at that even though he was pretty sure something was broken.

"You really need to see yourself as a mirror lady, because if you're not a kitsune then you are a furry mascot." Pacifica sarcastically noted.

Snarl

These brats not only don't seem to be afraid of her to her frustration(which is a given considering they have been way worse); but also, dared to openly mock her! oh, she is going to paint the walls with their blood and make a melody out of their screams as she jumps with her claws ready to eviscerate the noble-born who in fear shields her face. Only for an invisible force to hit her from her right chin

"Argh!" SCP-953 vocalized. She looked around, not seeing who the attacker was, and then more kicks and punches hit her from face to stomach, she frantically tried to claw the invisible force but either it was intangible or was very good at darting her attacks.

Stump

Then, Iris Thompson came in from the door with a side arm pointed at the fox lady.

Hiss!

The polymorph hissed in like an animal on all four limbs, Iris in response shot a couple of rounds; however, the changing quickly ran and morphed into a literal fox with multiple tails and jumped from the window with no regard for breaking its glasses.

"Everyone alright?" The blonde woman questioned.

"Oh not again, there is a ghost here!" Robbie shouted with others of Wendy's gang and seemed to tense up, they didn't have a good experience with ghosts in the past thanks to a certain pair of ageist ghosts.

The said ghost corrected him with reassurance "I'm not a ghost! I'm invisible"- she showed a bit of dirt on what was supposed to be her right arm -"See? My body is translucent."

SCP-347 was a female humanoid with an invisible body that can only be seen by a thermal gaze.

"Woah, does that mean- " Lee(the male one) with a grin concluded-

"Finish that sentence you hormonal pig, see what happens." The Invisible Woman quickly switched from her friendly demeanor to threatening.

"Pff, teenagers." SCP-105 scoffed in slight amusement.

"Now excuse me, I have some burrowing to do." The invincible Woman declared as she was no longer there, Iris nearly rolled her eyes knowing by burrowing she meant stealing due to her kleptomaniac tendencies

As Iris, Miller and Leora were defending the teenagers from the attackers, from one of the vents a slimy orange goo dropped on Robbie's shoulder who in disgust touched and looked at it only for it to then move and make sounds.

Gurgles

It then began to tickle him.

Elated gurgles

Robbie screamed as if the blob thing was trying to digest him like some old horror movie involving living blobs "AAAAAAH! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! I'M PHYSICALLY ILL! I CAN FEEL THE UNNATURAL HAPPINESS BURNING MY TEENAGE ANGST AWAY LIKE A SCORCHING SUN ON MY DARK HEART!"

"It's called happiness, you spineless edgy imbecile." Said Mr. Fish who hid inside a big basket with his head coming up slightly up from the can's opener.

"I MADE A SELFIE DURING WEIRDMAGEDDON AT RISK OF BEING TURNED INTO A STONE! WHY NO ONE REMEMBERS IT!?" Robbie continued to scream in de-agony.

"Oh give me that!" Iris Thompson just had it with the edgy teenager and snatched 999, a big mistake.

"AHAHAHA! STOP IT! STOP IT! HAHAHAHA!" The tickle monster living up to its name was tickling SCP-105 so hard that she was crying tears and erratically moving on the floor like a dying bug.

With no warnings two anomalous humanoids locked in a battle flow up through the floor of the upstairs, the first being a bearded medieval man and the second who raced in being a middle eastern psycho.

"Damn, he is ripped!" Tambry whistled seeing the muscular body of SCP-76-2 making SCP-4818 and SCP-4051 cringed in visible repulse.

"Really? That's what interests you?" Stacey deadpanned with a hand over.

"I saw ghosts, an evil extra-dimensional triangle and a dimensional hopping ghoul, so yes that's what I noted!" the black goth retorted.

While the Black Knight and Able were fighting on, the first said to the latter. "You have no honor!"

"Oh I do have an honor, and it involves seeking anyone who can challenge me." his chain blades de-materialized and instead a big dark blade from his right hand came in to clash with the medieval knight.

"Is that why you slaughtered your brethren in arms? Boredom?" The Black Knight mentioned MTF Pandora's Box massacre with disdain as he evaded the attack.

"Borderom can be quite a maddening infliction when you are immortal, just ask that deranged body changing physician." he then swing his sword hard enough that when both weapons contracted a spark came and the Knight got circled 30 degrees, afterwards he kicked him with his left foot to the broken stairs falling and with his psychotic grin came down with his sword ready to plunge at his opponent's chest who used his black sword to shield himself from the incoming attack, then two metallic arms locked together blocked Able's steel.

"YOU!" Able lost any amusement turned into shock and then replaced with feral hate.

"Hello, brother." Cain greeted his long-lost brother half-sobered.


Soos and Melody were cornered in their room by a cultist with a sharp dagger with Soos in front of Melody with a clipboard of all things for defense with three unicrons behind them.

"I warn you dude! I know how to use a clipboard!" The cultist smirked at that.

"Oh I'm gonna enjoy decorating this place with your blood, and then have unicorn blood very potent for blood sacri-"

Sawing!

To their surprise, a chainsaw broke through their door, sawing it with the loud breaking of the wood, the cultist lost his confidence and moved his dagger toward the intruder shakily.

Jack Bright with a demented grin greeted from the shredded part of the wooden door "HERE'S JACKY!" causing the cultist to scream with a dagger up in defense along with the horsing screams from the 4 legged sparkly karens who hid behind Soos and Melody.


Since 105 was occupied thanks to 999 and any attempted separation either was futile or led to getting affected by its euphoric properties, 4051 brought his anomalous bat throwing random kinds of stuff which become explosive like grenades and 4818 use her photon abilities to shield others and manifest a sci-fi looking gun in her hand out of some comic she read by imagining that as a photon construct which she used to shoot blasts of energy.

Unluckily for them, a grenade managed to evade their notice until it was too late.

"GRENADE!" Miller shouted, everyone tried to run away only for the blast radius to throw them off and momentarily disoriented them with the sound of the blast ringing in their ears except for the Tickle Monster who enveloped Iris so that she wouldn't get hurt which was enough for a Trooper to take Robbie hostage with a gun pointed at his head when Leora pointed his gun at her.

"Don't move! Or the emo gets it!" She shouted as the panicked Valentino froze.

Fortunately or unfortunately depending on the point of view, Alto Clef was near when he blew up a servitor's head and then took its robotic armed hand and pointed at the Insurgent who took notice and moved her gaze to him.

"You think of anything Foundation dog and I will- !"

Shot

Clef with a feral smile activated the armed limbs' mechanism which shot cannon to the shock of everyone shot through the chest of the hostage to the kidnapper and then passed the Sasquatch model with underwear with no hesitation, the cannonball torn through the chest of Robbie and then the insurgent's heart with their dumbfounded looks with a hole at the center before they drop on the ground.

"Screw this! This man is deranged!" A random cultist who saw this dropped his pistol and ran away.

Lightfoot was the first to react "CLEF! WHAT THE SH- !!!"

"Whining later, Uncle Clef has more to do, also Be a dear cuddling teddy and stitch up the dying eviscerated emo-ish puppy."

SCP-2295 who hid inside a box came in near the dying teenager and quickly made a patchwork looking like a heart and parts of the chest and skin to put a hole.

"You shot him!" Lee(the male one) squawked.

"He is going to have a new heart and new lungs better than the biological ones, so he won't no longer have to worry about having a heart attack or lung failure anymore as a bonus." Alto shrugged with a move of his hand.

"You shot meee…!" Robbie grunted weakly even with the agonizing pain in his chest and the Patchwork Teddy Bear being busy transplanting organs on him.

"You're welcome, doctor's gift."

"What kind of doctor are you?!" Thompson(The fat one, not the woman one) threw his hands up.

"The base type."

"If I had my phone, I would have canceled, you sick asshole!" Tambry was not amused in contrast to the ex-GOC.

"Oh, I'm Shaking in fear."- Alto mocked with a shake -"do you have a name by the way karen? Or should I call you collateral damage?" He was enjoying messing with the teenagers being the certified bastard that he is with a satisfying evil smile seeing Tambry intimidated by his retort with an undertone of threat.

"Is this guy deranged!?" Nate wondered in disbelief to Miller.

"Yeep," Miller answered with a blank expression.

—--

Gideon, who was so busy studying more and more about the Pale Lady after that meeting and the new anomaly sightings, forgot that tonight there was a party. So he was in a rush.

'Huff, huff! I hope I wasn't late, good thing an apocalypse development won't happen anytime soon-' his thoughts got interrupted when he saw what was happening in the shack.

It was absolute chaos both inside and around the Mystery Shack and if his eyes weren't deceiving him there was a cat with its bottom half disappearing going feral on some unfortunate trooper's face, an amphibian humanoid spitting some sort of Mucus that blinded some cultist who screamed, some centipede hexagon robot with a monitor for a head throwing random things at cultists, a madman with flying chainsawa grinding on cyborgs, a lunatic laughing maniacally with two FAMAS guns in his hands, two ripped guys who for some reason were shirtless both tattooed one with blue and the other with red and some medieval knight fighting the red one, Multi-Bear and piled up Gnomes in a big humanoid form in a wrestling match with a Bananazilla who tried to hold him while some guy on top of him was messing over with some sort of machinery which reminded him of VR headsets, a girl that created some sort of shield to protect groups of people behind them one of them was being tickled to death by some blob monster, some monkey costume with the head of a tank with two antennas who hide behind a half destroyed TV in a infant position, Dipper and Mabel looking dejected with rainbow liquid over them with an adult woman who looked at them disapprovingly, a communist super soldier(he had the red star on him) fighting off whoever they were, Wendy with blood all over her green flannel and some adolescent woman who shapeshift her own flesh into sharp and deadly weaponries to fight like she was sculpting her own flesh(that's SCP-4197).

"WHAT IN TARNATION- !!"

"Oh hi! You just missed most of the fun!" The chainsaw-obsessed madman greeted him with one of his hands greeting him like this was a normal "fun" party.

Dehak was outside, seeing how things escalated he decided it was time to retreat only to his eye-opener a small ax flew over right between the eyes of one of the cultists who dropped dead, afterwards the one who threw the ax took off her ax and glared at Dehak.

He looked and saw a disheveled redhead adult? Teenager? Who's green flannel shirt was colored red looking with absolute hate on him and if glares could kill holes would have burned straight at him, she was the same girl who he had wrestled on his staff moments ago. "Who in the bastard children of the King are you!?" He demanded.

"YOU killed my mother!" She raged with a cry.

"I robbed many children of their parents, you have to be a bit more specific." His staff charged with unholy energy as he levitated a bit, with a beam of energy he tried to kill her only for her to duck away to a fallen wood, the beam instead sliced through a bunch of trees, a couple of unlikely cyborgs, Gleeful boy squeaked like a chihuahua as he took cover with the beam only cutting his pompadour hair in half.

"NOT MY PERFECT HAIR!" His hair was half cut with the smell of burning hair coming from the place of the cut.

And Bright lost his right arm making him fall and yell in pain.

"Oh well, high five is going to suck now." As he sat, he looked at the crisped wound where his right arm used to be attached to, at least the sheer heat has clotted it so he won't have to worry about dying from blood loss and changing bodies again.

"YOU LOST AN ARM!" Gleeful choked at this indifference of losing a limb.

"A mild inconvenience buddy," Jack assured him.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YA!?"

"There's Plenty wrong with me." He responded and looked amused by the reaction he got, Gideon got deja vu from when he first time met Bill Cipher who also admitted to his own insanity when he called him insane.

"I- I'm so confused." The sheer confusion and absurdity of everything happening made him cry while Bright had no idea how to deal with this.

"Ehhh, Does someone have a tissue? The baby is crying?"

"I'm not crying and I'm not a baby!" He said defensively.

Dehak was shooting fireballs at the Corduroy who darted and used the trees as shields which though did the intended purpose of shielding her, they did get set on fire. The fire was producing smoke which gave her a few coughs. She grabbed his hunting knife and climbed up from the branches of a tree. While Dehak was looking around with his staff charged levitating, the Corduroy girl jumped from the branches, the warlock seeing her coming down pointed his staff as it charged which was when she used the opportunity to launch hitting and sticking on the glowing orb where the magical attacks happened which began to shin violently.

"NO! MY STAFF!" whatever unholy power his staff contained exploded with lightning coming from it.

Explosion

Dehak dropped to the ground as what remained of his broken thaumaturgical tool spewed smoke as it began to melt.

Wendy took the chance and jumped with both of her hands holding her ax with a roar coming in to kill him.

The high priest reacted fast and frantically blew a powder of black smoke to Wendy's face making her vision blind temporarily.

The ax hit the earth instead of the intended target as the target in question could not be seen with the smoke gone. Wendy just looked blankly at the place her target was supposed to be, slowly her expression twisted in anger with eyes flaring ignoring the coming of a cyborg with a metallic hand with long claws coming to impale her.

"NO!" She then dodged the claws and killed them by hitting her ax in the throat repeatedly.


'Almost there…' Mr. Pines internalized as he was using random incantations to counteract the horrid para tech that was piloting Bananazilla he managed to finally hack it.

'There!'

He hastily then deactivated the controller, which led to it dropping so that the adult Pines held on to it and used it as a shield from the fall on the ground.

Without the para tech controller, all red symbols that spread across the multi-hybrid disappeared leaving it to look confused as it looked around and saw the struggling multi-headed bear. Even without the controller, it was still aggressive so it growled and tried to bite off Alexei who was close to approximately killing a vanquished abominator with its coming blade from the wrist upon seeing the coming attack jumped off and with a cannon that came from his left shoulder shot a frag grenade on the snoot which got reflected and blew up in midair which exploded startling the beast.

Growl

It growled in annoyance.

SCP-1465 seeing this got an idea "Hey Rainer! Wanna know how my light bulbs would react to being tossed by SCP-2398?"

SCP-4051 grinned at the idea "Let's find out!"

Laskaris created her light balls from photos while Rainer summoned his anomalous bat and threw them at the mistake of science.

The projected balls of light erupted when they hit the intended target like blinding flash grenades.

Growl

It cried a growl and stepped away, deciding this fight was not worth it which moved away and walked away leaving a trail of destruction on its way causing both Cain and Able to be separated with the Black Knight ducking under the cashier table to not get crushed by its feet as the bipedal beast bolted away into the woods disappearing.

Able and Cain just stared at each other as the fire between them separated them, irises red and blue eyes staring at each other in a moment of reading each other from the windows of their soul, one with spite and the other with regret as the first walked backwards disappearing in the fire and smoke.

As Dipper and Mabel hid with their mother busy fighting the invaders off with the beeping eyebots near them being used as comfort with Mabel hugging them both, they saw something from the distance that made their blood go cold. They saw Wendy berserk with no mercy with her ax as she was coated in blood, the worst part was Dipper could swear he saw a predatory feral as if she was enjoying this carnage reminding him of this 'Able' who showed up to his disturbance. That was when the Pines boy couldn't take it anymore and raced toward Wendy.

"Bro don't!" The Pines girl tried to stop him by grabbing his shoulder but she failed.

Diana saw her son racing out of the hiding place charging into the battle "MASON! What are you- !?" her plea was ignored and she couldn't come to stop him when he left in a melee fight with a cultist trying to stab her.

Wendy, like she was possessed, cut one of the insurgent's throats with her ax and broke a screaming cultist's leg with a sickening crunch with one kick and then with her other foot kicking the death on her head looking with savage satisfaction "WENDY STOP!" A familiar sound came in and someone hugged her from the back and hanged her from continuing.

She at first thought of stabbing the one who dared only to realize that it was Dipper pleading to her to stop.

She looked at her bloodied hands and her bloodied clothing, to her stunt, horrified comprehension despite some minor injuries she suffered, all this blood was not from her as she remembers her frenzied charges, they were the blood of her enemies.

"Wha- what's this..." Her rage was now replaced with shock and horror as she fell on her knees haunted, the sounds of the fighting were off around her as she kept staring at the reflection of her bloodied self in a broken mirror everything sounded mute with a ringing in her head.


"RETREAT!" The commander ordered his troops seeing the fight was no longer in his favor and seeing the incoming Foundation support coming in "The Foundation won the battle today, but they'll not win the war!" Instead, he will regroup and he promised this, the next time they wouldn't be so lucky.

The rest followed his order and by then they disappeared into the woods while shooting back to back away from pursuing them. The battle was over, yet the war was not.

Minutes later…

Foundation doctors and agents flood around the shack searching around.

"Just need…to rest…for a while…" Multi-bear fell on the dirt and snorted with its many faces on the ground from the exhaustion of fighting off a banana dinosaur.

Dipper, who was near Wendy, asked.

"What happened?"

"I just…I don't know man." She didn't know what to say, it was like something inside her snapped and lashed out from years of imprisonment behind the facade of coolness she wore for years.

Chirp

The Therapy Bird sits near Wendy feeling her distress and uses its emphatic ability to help her, even then her mind was swirling about seeing the murderer of her mother and what happened like her own body was on autopilot.

"Mason!"

Diana walked in fast and came close to her son, as did Mabel.

"Don't do that again." Seras harshly told him for endangering himself.

"Sorry, Mom." Mason apologized.

Walter who came in reuniting with his nuclear family saw the redhead teenager "I remember you…oh right! You're that Corduroy girl my kids invited you to our Christmas/Hanukkah." Recalling 2 years ago Dipper and Mabel invited their redhead friend who for the first time experienced Christmas as before that instead she had Apocalypse training with her father and siblings, being the only Corduroy who didn't become a part of Bill's furniture of frozen human agony during a literal apocalypse she was granted to finally experience Christmas so the Mystery Twins invited her to their home.

"Mr. Pines." Wendy greeted and come up only for Mr. Pines to gestur her at ease from standing up.

"Call me Walter, I feel old calling me a mister."- he tried to shake hands before refuting his handshake offer -"thought… I think you're a bit in need of cleaning." Mr. Pines said, gesturing to Wendy's bloody and dirty look.

Iris Thompson was found breathing heavily with her teardrop signs on her face and chin from how much she laughed and cried thanks to the Tickle Monster who left her and was now trying to look inconspicuous feeling embarrassed of what happened as she tried to not look at anyone, to her bad luck her teammates either saw that or find out about it(she could feel the insufferable grin Clef was having giving her the urge to punch him far more radiant the others' amusement) and Iris Laskaris was the first one who came in.

"What's the matter blondy? Grumpy Blonde hates this bundle of joy?" Laskaris teased.

"I hate you all," Thompson said, still embarrassed.

The group laughed and Thompson's flustered red face only made the laughter louder, she would never admit it but the euphoria she felt from the jelly anomaly had made her feel…content.

She hasn't felt like this for years, oh she no way was going to admit that or she would be the victim of constant teasing by everyone for the rest of her life.

"Well, if it makes you feel better kid, I suffered way worse humiliations than getting tickled by a Tickle Monster." Stan patted her on the shoulder and moved away, leaving her bamboozled. After this, Stanley then saw Gideon Gleeful.

"Gleeful ya little scoundrel! I should have known you would be involved in this!" he accused him.

"Whot!? What makes ya think this had anything to do with me!? I don't even knaw' what's goin' on!" He squawked in indignation with a hand on his chest and from there they continued bickering like it was the first summer all over again.

Robbie who was near others of Wendy's gang being checked for any physical trauma same as them was not having a good time as he sat on the ground near a wall near the rest of the teenagers, Let's see; he ended up in a kidnapping situation, had to survive the whole ordeal and weirdness on top of weirdness, got shot in the chest by that psychopath of a doctor so hard he could felt his soul leaving his body if it weren't for some patchwork teddy bear and now he has a patchwork skin part at where the shot was hit with patched worked organs which somehow work like regular ones. The worst part was that despite all this he didn't feel angst or at least as angsty as he should feel, oh that insidious tickle monster has done something to him he just knows it as he glared at the cheerful blob giving such an innocent look like he did nothing wrong.

'That little cheeky bastard, It's taunting me.' he thought bitterly.

Belitrov was clearing his bloodied blade with a tissue sitting on a rock while Stanford questioning him with new intrigue, finding out he came from an alternate Earth.

"You came from a parallel earth where a nuclear war happened?"

"Da." He simply answered the curious Pines.

"Fascinating, I never heard of this reality in my time hopping dimensions, but again the Multiverse is infinite and all…" The dimensional hopper was always eager to learn of other dimensions.

"Look, I'm sure you are eager to learn more, but I'm tired and I don't have the best memories of my Earth, so please ask your questions later." Alexei declined polity.

"I understand." The six-fingered Pines accepted.

Aé was hanging out with Grenda and Candy as a Foundation agent was interviewing them.

The Spectre came to a friend of his.

"Miller! You okay?"

"I-I'm good." The Friendly Keter shrugged even though he slightly flinched, being given anti-infections on a small injury on his hand by a medic.

"You fought well lad!" He patted him on the shoulder.

"Thanks." Rainer accepted his compliment with a smile.

"Who are you?" Lee with Nate and Thompson(why couldn't the fat boy have a first name!?) who were closely with the first asked.

"I'm the Spectre." He after introducing leaving the drama in a superhero pose leaving two puzzled from why his name sounded like some radio drama from the 1940s.

"Dude, what did you just do?" Nate asked.

"I have introduced myself."

"No no, you just said your name was the Spectre- !" Thompson stopped talking, taken by amazement when that happened upon saying the anomaly's name by shutting his mouth with both of his hands.

"Okay! Where is the radio drama coming from!?" Nate was freaking out by now looking at the sky so as the others to Miller's amusement.

SCP-73 just looked at the fire, thinking about his meeting with his brother while SCP-5151 gave him an understanding look as both old warriors sit on a wood.

The anomalies not of Last Hope have by now left except for some like SCP-2006, SCP-131, SCP-4197, and SCP-2020 staying so that the Foundation will return them.

Unfortunately, some anomalies such as Spanko, SCP-5031, SCP-49-J and the Josie half-cat have been captured by Insurgents and Cultists.

"Careful Stacey, you might make yourself fat if you eat this fast." Lightfoot joked seeing Stacey eating from an offered sandwich as she suffered from hunger in a desert.

"I don't care! I finally have real food!" She refuted with a full mouth.

"Anyone want to give a hand to the good o' doctor?" Jack was now holding his detached limb like he was trying to use it to give a high five, everyone acted apprehensive with audible sounds from Thomspon(the fat boy) holding his mouth from spewing at him except Clef who doesn't seem to flinch even a bit like he saw or expected this happening. The Pines parents instinctively shield their kids' eyes, Stacey spat her food and coughed and Leora went green and vomited inside a bucket.

"I think it would make for a good back scratcher if I put it on ceremite."

"What the! (Dipper)- EW! (Mabel)- get that thing away from me! (Tambry)- THIS is why we quit! (Diana)- big FAT NOPE! (Jacob)- Sumasshedshiy doktor!(Alexei) -You're a doctor!? (Wendy)- Oh God take me away from this crazy town now! (Robbie)- NOT COOL DUDE! (Soos)- I want to go back to the seas! (Stan)- Oh fantastic, another nutjob! (Pacifica)- Geongang pasiseuteu!(Candy said "Health Fascist'' in Korean)- My appetite is now ruined! (Stacey)- NONONO!(Ford)- Aé not like rotten meat!(Aé) - Congratulations! A new record is on the not-to-do list! (1465) - DON'T do that! (Miller)- NEW LOW! (105)- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YA!? (Gideon)" By this point most pf the everyone was berating Bright for his morbid suggestion whereas the Black Knight and Cain looked at him like disapproving elders, Leora was still hurling and the Moth Merchant and the Spectre hid their eyes behind its hat.

"I was joking sheesh." he changed to not get in the line of fire and threw the da-attached arm away.

Dr. Iceberg who was on the phone with Dr. Sophia was listening to her withering sound as he walked near the group looking around.

"Be honest with me Iceberg, what's the amount of Collateral?" Light sounded begging.

"Well…." As Iceberg was trying to give a guess with dead corpses, the Shack saw better days, one of the trees was on fire with a few fell

and the whole place wrecked like a warzone, the right half of the Shack fell and crumbled.

Crack!

The dust came in from the crumbling "The Clef amount." he could hear the loud groan from his phone.

"MY SHAAAAACK!" Ley shouted to the sky as he fell on his knee with his hands up in the sky.

"Blegh, that's an improvement for your Mystery Hack if you ask me." The Ukulele man just couldn't help rubbing salt with Ley who in return gave him a daggered glare.

Light told Iceberg to give the phone to the redhead doctor who seeing what was to come shook his head telling Berg silently to not give the phone with his only one around gesturing near his throat which didn't work as the blue-haired doctor gave the phone to him with him giving a breath ready himself for whatever tantrum was he going to get.

"What. Did you do?" Sophia asked in a deceptively calm sound.

"You can't be mad though." Bright defended.

"What. Did you do?"

"So I was minding my own business-" was cut off by the sound of a hit on the table from the phone.

"BULLCRAP!"

"I WAS!" Jack whined, what followed was a series of him getting scolded like it was a high school in the principal's office all over again.

Ford with a hand on his twin's shoulder was trying to comfort him so as Soos.

"Think of it this way Mr. Pines, it is still repairable and now we can use even new aesthetics to attract customers" Mr. Ramirez reasoned

"Tch, I suppose so, is not like the Shack could wreck anymore than it is by a horde of scify and magicy nerds." Stanley relented as his pet bipedal reptile caress itself to him.

But then, heavy footnotes were heard of something big coming and from the woods with more trees coming down from the coming beast came a familiar reptile.

ROAR!

SCP-682 roared, causing everyone to go on alert, with MTF-Alpha 9 ready themselves and Foundation soldiers and agents pointing their guns and Mr and Mrs. Pines shielding their kids behind with their weapons ready. Mabel in particular was afraid of seeing first-hand the carnage the reptile caused and Pacifica was petrified on the spot.

"The Universe LOVES to prove me wrong isn't it?" Stan groaned with both of his hands dragged on his face while Chompy snarled at the larger reptile.

"Don't flatter yourself." Ford humored even though the situation was serious, or at least was serious till it got ridiculous and only somewhat serious.

"ATTACK!" the fox king with his subjects came out of nowhere and commanded from the electronic sound of his keyboard ordering his underlying anomalous animals to attack who were throwing rocks, specks of dirt and in one case even bringing a made-up catapult from trash throwing more trash at the big lizard who just stared at them either from dumbstruck or amusement or both with others staring in dumbfoundedness or facepalming.

"That was a taste of our fury! Do you kneel?" The anomalous fox said it in such a fluent medieval and serious way that it was clear he wasn't comprehending that he and his subjects were way over their heads. 682 gave his response.

Roar

Its roar was enough to scatter them like cattle and runaway, just when things couldn't get any more absurd, it got even more so by a certain one-armed doctor.

"Hey, Lizzie!" He looked and saw the insufferable doctor he knew of from the same blasted Foundation that imprisoned him and tried many times to eliminate him and snarled with its sharp teeth, despite many different forms he recognized the medallion.

"I brought a friend of yours, Mr. Bunny!" He showed it a white rabbit with black dots that was chewing on something.

To the added bafflement of everyone but the Foundation personnel the raging reptile actually looked scared by the rabbit with widened eyes, it then roared aggressively and run away to the woods.

"Did I see it right or did the big killing machine lizard got scared by a rabbit?" Pacifica said incredibly, she and Mabel saw that thing tear through people and living beings with no hesitation yet it was afraid of a rabbit of all things.

"Oh this isn't no such a normal rabbit kiddo, this cutie SCP-524 eats anything!" The rabbit in question was shown taking bites of an empty soda can like it was eating a carrot.

"See? Ain't it cute??"

Stan instinctively hid his wallet which had his money and a few coins in it while his brother looked in fascination and the Northwest held the jewelry she wore around her neck in defense.

Diana was going to say something when a thief happened.

"MY BIKE!" Valentino cried out, his bike was being run by a group of coconut crabs with one of them in the driver seat had a pirate hat, it was the same talking crab who offered Wendy's friend to join its pirate crew.

"MY STOLEN CURSED AZTEC TREASURES!" Ley cried out.

"A shame rally', because we steal ya all precious metals!" the pirate crab said.

"GIVE ME BACK MY GOLDS YOU HIDEOUS COCKROACH!" he brought a fist up.

"It's mister ta ya! SEE YA IN THREE PORTLANDS! Arrr Hahaha!" The pirate crab gave a pirate laughter and the other crab made noises with which they are probably the crustaceans' equivalent of laughter as they went away.

"Not bike again…" Robbie complained, it wasn't the first time his bike was stolen though that was because of Dipper's clones, not anomalous animals.

"OH SCREW YOUR BIKE!" Ley snapped at the emo who winced, feeling frustrated that the cursed Aztec treasures which he and his twin brother found during their time in Stan'O War II got stolen by a sentient crustacean with a ridiculous pirate hat for that matter.

Diana coughed and finally spoke, "I believe we have some things to talk about."

Dipper and Mabel flinched, feeling abashed by their mother's judgemental gaze and the father's disappointed look while the elder Pines twins gulped nervously, there was no running from the inevitable talk.

While all this was happening, SCP-999 drank Mabel Juice which miraculously didn't drop from the cup despite the chaos of the night and happy gurgling.

"Awww, she likes my juice!" Mabel gushed.

"'She'?" Dipper emphasizes that.

"Jinx! I'm adopting it!"

Dipper facepalmed. 'One problem at a time, world.'

—--END—--


Holy Almighty that was the longest Chapter I ever wrote!

In case you don't know;

Not Kondraki=Dr. Kiryu

MyExBoyfriendMissesMe=Dr. Kondraki

Icicle=Dr. Iceberg

Dr Roboto=Dr. Gears

Glassy=Dr. Glass

Miss Jesus=Dr. Light

Gumball Overlord=SCP-5595

Best Commie Bro=Agent Dimitri

In addition there were Amphibia and The Owl House references in the previous chapter and a Rick and Morty one here.

Shout out to Seekerlano for helping me out.

Also, my exams are near so unfortunately the next chapter could take the next 2 months.