The next day after his new settling at the hotel, Nathan had just gotten dressed and was currently planning to explain other aspects of his world, but he was halted by the sound of books snuffling, he turned to see Charlie struggling to pull out a book. "Need some help?" Nathan asked startling Charlie and causing the book to fall out. "Oh sorry, didn't mean to scare you!" "It's alright." Charlie replied, getting off the ground. Nathan then went to get the book before reading the title. "'The story of hell'?" "Oh it's just how hell came to be what it is today, wanna hear it?" Charlie suggested, "Sure, I love a good story!" The two then sat down by the window where fire and chaos was happening outside. Charlie took a deep breath and began.

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful city protected by golden gates known as heaven, it was ruled by beings of pure light, angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels, he was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation! But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of heaven, for they thought that his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their way…."

"From the dust of earth and from the egg embedded with the elements they created Adam, Lilith, and Arceus equals as the first of mankind with Arceus acting as a soul watcher of their progress but despite all this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. Arceus however felt worried upon these actions and created three beings to aid them, which he named Palkia, Dialga and Giratina, to whom they used their powers to make sure evil would be kept at bay. Lilith however fled the garden, drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love!"

"Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity! Offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted, and conceived Arceus to create a new species to live alongside humanity, to which he dubbed the first of its kind, Mew. But these gifts came with a curse…. For with these acts of disobedience, evil finally found its way to earth. With it a new realm of darkness and sin and the order heaven had worked to maintain was shattered! As punishment for their actions Lucifer and his love were casted into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked, because of this Lucifer lost his will to dream….

"Outraged by these acts, Giratina blamed Arceus and the rest of heaven for their selfishness and acted on revenge, destroying everything in his wake. To prevent any more violence, Arceus subdued his creation and banished Giratina to a world where time and space cease to exist."

"But while Lucifer suffered, Lilith thrived! Empowering demon kind with her voice and her songs, and as the numbers of hell grew, so did its power! Even convincing Lucifer into creating three beings who would allow the cycle of life and death to continue, they dubbed these creatures, Xerneas, Yveltal and Zygarde. Threatened by these acts, heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an extermination to make sure hell and its sinners could never rise against them…. But Lilith's hope remained and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter: the princess of hell…."

With the story finished, Charlie then closed the book and pulled out a small key. "That's you isn't it…?" Nathan realized, to which Charlie shook her head. "I made this hotel so not only would I allow my people to thrive without the fear of extermination but also to help make my parents happy again…." She then looked at the key. "Don't worry mom… I'll make you proud…." "Charlie, Nathan…?" The two were startled as Vaggie entered the room. "Oh s!*t! Did you hear all that?" Asked Charlie embarrassed as the key transformed into a cycloptic cat-like creature. "Uh yeah, I was right there…." Vaggie answered. "I see you and her are getting along Nathan." "To be honest I was just helping her majesty here with a book and curiosity took advantage of it!" Nathan answered scratching the back of his neck. "Yeah, I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens…." Charlie replied, looking out the window before turning to the book. "But the story helps…." Vaggie giggled. "I know don't worry, I enjoy her theatrics!" Vaggie then sat down with them. "Are you ok…?" "I'm fine, just… thinking, you know family stuff!" "Have you heard from your mom…?" Charlie shook her head No before Vaggie sighed, "How long has it been now…?" "Not that long only… seven… years…." "She's been gone that long? Sorry if this sounds insensitive but don't you worry that she might be… you know…." Nathan then slid his finger across his neck. "I'm sure she's off doing something important! I'm sure!" Charlie then turned to the window once more. "But this kingdom was something she really cared about! Something I care about!" "Well at least you aren't alone!" Vaggie replied, comforting her girlfriend. "I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work…." "It will!" Nathan then rested his hand on Charlie's shoulder. "As long as you have others to support you, your dreams will always come true… my dad taught me that when I was young." "C'mon Alastor says he has something to show us!" They soon left the room but not before Charlie turned back one last time….

Soon later, Alastor presented the three with a commercial for the hotel… except that it was less of a commercial and more of series of videos he took while insulting the hotel, calling it a 'misguided path to redemption' and that Charlie was inexperienced trying to work through her 'daddy issues by fixing you'. "So what do ya think?" Alastor asked, looking for feedback only to see three expressions, a look of anger from Vaggie, a look of indifference from Charlie, and a look of confusion from Nathan. "I'm sorry, what the F*$k was that!?" Vaggie yelled, "Uh yeah one note, Alastor!" Charlie added, making the radio demon's eyes narrow. "First off, thank you so much for making this, seriously amazing! But um, maybe the tone is a bit… off!" Alastor's eyes narrowed further. "We want people to come here, this makes it look…" "Bad, the word you're looking for is bad…." Vaggie corrected. "Funny, I was going for hilarious!" Alastor responded. "It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination which is the whole f*)*ing point!" "You could have at least given them some reason to come here, even if it's not the main purpose!" Nathan added, "Like how there happens to be a human living here, I'm sure they'll love to see a human! Or a Pokémon! I've got six of those! Not to mention one of them is an ancient legendary!" "Hey don't make me rope me into your little commercial, I'm a legendary being, not a circus mon!" Yveltal retaliated before pouring two alcohols into one cup.

"Vaggie and Nathan are right, Alastor." Charlie began, "The commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them!" "Well my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time!" Alastor replied, scooting near the fireplace. "And everyone remembers me from my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself!" Alastor then scooted back and slapped his cane on the tv. "But you insisted on THIS noisy picture box invertisment! So I had a little fun with it…." "Oh fun? You had a little fun with it?! Well this is not what we want to represent us!" Vaggie retaliated, standing up on the couch. "When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel, instead you're mocking us! Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place where a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!" Angel then raised his hand. "What?!" Vaggie groaned. "If ya filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here!" Angel replied, pointing to himself. "Angel, you're a p*)n star." "A FAMOUS p(*n star!" Angel corrected. "I'll have the h**niest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in!" "We are not filming a p(+n as a commercial!" "Why not? S** sells, don't it?" Angel said as Alastor appeared beside him. "I'm telling ya if you film me goin' at it with Mr fancy talk creepy voice here! You'd be rollin in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel!" "Ha ha! Never going to happen!" "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your… special skills to attract folks to the hotel.. but I really don't want to… exploit you! In that way…." Charlie replied. "Oh please baby, this body was MADE to be exploited!" Angel said seductively, strutting his style. "I mean it is what he does on his job." Nathan pointed out, awkwardly. "See? Even the kid gets me!" "Hey don't drag me down to your level!" "But still I've got it all, babycakes! I've got the arms! I've got the stamina! I've got the legs! I've got the lung capacity! Hoho! I've got the LEGS!" Angel listed proudly. "The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are t!t…." As Angel continued, Charlie suddenly got a call from her father. "Hold that thought." She said, picking up her phone and going somewhere private. "I'll be right back!" "I can keep going all night baby!" Angel hollered, "I prefer it if you don't!" Nathan replied, while Charlie then took a deep breath and answered her phone. "Hello? dad?"

"Hey I have a question, if freaky face and the girl red vulture here are so powerful then why can't they just make people stay here?" Angel asked, pointing to Alastor. "Oh trust me I can…." Alastor said, gripping his claw as his horns extended. "Why do you think I'm here?" Husk hollered from his bar. "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you f*(ks b!(h and moan all the time if you think he wasn't forcing me to?" "I like being forced!" Nifty added. "Keep that to yourself niff…." "What you don't like bein' here with me whiskers?" Angel mocked. "Call me whiskers again and I'll shove that bottle down your throat!" Husk threatened, "K!*ky… c'mon keep talkin' dirty…." "You know you're just enabling him right?" Yveltal growled. "Hey, sometimes pain is pleasure, baby!" "Angel let husk do his job, and no we can't force sinners to stay here, they need to choose to!" Vaggie answered. "I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid!" Angel argued. "We're in hell toots! It's kind of the end of the road ain't it?" "Well maybe it doesn't have to be!" Vaggie retailed. "Just because nobody's made it out before doesn't it's not possible!" Angel then placed his hand on Vaggie's shoulder. "Hey whatever means I can keep crashing here rent free, c& k is expensive…." Nathan simply facepalmed.

As this was going on, Charlie continued her phone call with her dad with a look of glee on her face. "Yeah I can! Totally! Yeah I'll head over there right away! Ok!" Charlie then hung up. "Yes… YES!" She laughed with glee, she's been gifted with a major opportunity, she's sure to not screw it up! "VAGGIENATHANHOLYS**T!" She screamed, startling them before jesting them to her while giddy. Once they were with her, Vaggie began. "What's going on?" Charlie breathed in and out. "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the angel army wants to meet, he asked if me and Nathan. Could go. INSTEAD!" Charlie explained before breathing heavily to calm herself down. "But the extermination just happened!" Vaggie said, confused. "What could they want this soon?"

"I can do this… somehow I know it…!" Charlie began. "I'll get heaven behind my plans!" "Charlie, hold on!" "There's just no way! You could blow it!" Nathan said, encouraging Charlie while returning Yveltal to his ball. "Not this once in a lifetime chance!" "It's just a meeting!" "To change their minds and touch their hearts or whatever… angels have…." "I hope they have hearts…." "This could be bad…" "Cheer up guys! This could be swell!" Charlie held her girlfriend's hands and twirled around before dashing away with Nathan in tow. "Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell!" "Ok just don't sing to them!" "Those two are halfway down the street!" Angel laughed while the rest watched the outside. "Is Charlie…?" "Oh she's dancing!" "Ugh nooo…."

In the streets of pentagram city, Charlie danced around the bloody streets with Nathan following. "There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air! Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare!" "It's a realm so appealing it beats everywhere!" Nathan pushed away Charlie from the dead body. "If you don't mind the smeeell! It's a happy day in hell!"

"Hi Mr!" "GO F*(K YOURSELVES!" As they traveled through the streets of hell, the other demons shared their opinions about today. "There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul!" "Hello!" "Gotta ton of barbed wire to SHOVE IN HIS HOLE!" "Ah excuse us sir!" "Do what is required, we all have our role…" "I'm not doing weeell…." "Another s!+y day in hell!" "If I can shooow them the dream I've dreamed that any soul can chaaange!" Charlie hollered to hell, standing on a broken car, while Vaggie warned them from afar. "Those angels are hard to change!" "And they will know everyone can be redeemed from the evil to the straaaange!" "They're bloodthirsty and deranged!"

Charlie stepped down and continued their way passing by the unsavory sights. "I can hear all their stories, through lost and displaced, and I know they're more of an… acquired taste…." They raced to a truck full of drugs to which Charlie opened the door and caused a body to fall out and startle Nathan. "But if I open the door and I give them a place, at my hazbin hoteeel! It'll be a happy day in hell!"

Charlie then hopped on the back of a truck while Nathan summoned his Noivern and traveled alongside her. "From p0&n studio, where the cinephiles go to watch award winning demon b&*(y shows!" They then dismounted and landed in Cannibal colony. "To the cannibal town! Where they don't wear a frown! Cuz…" a splat of blood hit Charlie's eye from a body being torn apart by the cannibal demons. "Holy s&!t! Oh my gosh whyyy!" "Watch where you're eating you savages!" "And I don't give a crow that… his brains got in my eye ha eye! Cuz I know I can spare them from heaven's genocide!"

Soon they arrive at the heaven embassy, a large church where a giant hourglass clock tower resides. "I can do this, I just know it!" "There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul!" "I'll get heaven behind my plans!" "I kinda like the barbed wire they shoved in my hole!" "There's just no way I can blow it! Not this once in a lifetime chance!" "To change their minds!" "And touch my parts!" "Uh no thank you!" "Sorry buddy but she has…to fulfill her destiny!" "Your loss b!(hes!" "I can already teeell…." "Today is going to be a f()ken happy day in heeeeeeellll!"

Soon two entered the heaven embassy which appeared to be extremely vacant. "Hello?" Charlie called out, but to no avail. "Helloooo creepy…." "Not much of the social types now are they?" Nathan commented, the two then went up to the front desk where Charlie rang the bell and a waver flew down. "Ok that's something…." "Also creepy…." Charlie and Nathan then sighed themselves in, the waver then flew upwards and the door next to them opened. They looked at each other before stepping inside.

Inside the room was pitch black with seemingly nothing to be found. "Uh hello…?" Charlie called out once more. "Is anyone here…?" Suddenly the lights flashed to life and a voice was brought to their attention. "Sup." The two were immediately startled and fell onto the floor, they got up on their feet to see two angles across from them, one was an exorcist angel with curved horns. The other however was somewhat different, he had golden wings, halo, eyes and mouth, his horns were longer, smoother, and with a golden ornamental attachment on the tips. He was dressed in a smooth white and golden cloak that appears to have a large 'A' symbol emblazoned on the front. His visible hands were black in appearance, as well, and had golden tip spikes on the back of his collar. "Uh… hi!" Charlie said getting up and straightening her hair with Nathan doing the same with his hat. "I'm Charlie, this is Nathan, my dad asked me if we could meet you!" "Yeah I know." The leader angel said. "Well, it's nice to meet you!" "Totally it's nice to meet you too!" The angel leader then leaned his hand to Charlie, as she was about to grab it however… it suddenly passed right through her! "Ah a ghost!" "Ha! I f*(ken got you! Did you f*(ken see that?" The angel laughed while the other angel shook her head. "Good s#!t!" "So wait, you aren't here?" Charlie asked, confused. "No, you think I'd come down there?" The angel laughed. "I mean don't get me wrong, I love the vibe totally. I love your tunes! Pretty f*(ken hardcore don't get me wrong! But it's such a bummer man, everything down there is just so blaug! Ya know? Hahaha… eww." "Right so I'm happy we got this opportunity to meet, there's just a project I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about!" Suddenly the angel leader hushed Charlie. "Hey heeey slow down! We got time! How about we get to know each other a little Hmm? How about some lunch? You hungry? I got you!" The angel leader then held out a plate of ribs in his hand. "Here's my personal favorite! You'll love it!" "Uh thanks!" Charlie then held out her hand to grab a slice only for it to pass through her again! "Hahaha! I got you again b!(h! Hahaha! f*(ken hilarious!"

"You know if you're gonna keep doing that, you're gonna have a meeting alone in a dark room like the loser you are!" Nathan yelled, getting the angel's attention. "Excuse me, what the f*(k did you just say to me!?" The angel leader yelled outraged, stepping forward to the trainer but was pulled aside by the curved horned angel. "Sir stop! That's him!" She whispered. "That's who?" "The one I told you about! The human we found during extermination day, the one who managed to summon Yveltal!" The angel leader was shocked. "This kid?" He said, surprised. "Well hot damn! I gotta see him for myself! Lute! Search his bag!" The curved horned angel, Lute, then marched up to Nathan and began to grab his bag. "Hey, stay out of there!" He argued. "What is with people and snooping in my bag!?" Lute continued to rummage around before pulling out Yveltal's master ball. "This is the device he used, sir!" "Then what the f&(k are we waiting for?! Get him out here!" Lute then tossed the ball upward before Yveltal emerged. "Ugh what do you want now kid, I just chugged both alcohol and liquor at the same time! And I have the worst hangover right…" Yveltal then looked down to see what was happening before him. "Oh no… not you again…." "Hey Yveltal! Heard you're this kid's b!(h now! Talk about a fall from grace! Hahahaha!" The angel leader laughed, to which Yveltal facepalmed. "Oh wow an angel pun, haven't heard that one before…." He said sarcastically before turning to his trainer. "Listen kid, this guy's a major A-hole! He makes the guy in the manor look like a saint!" He whispered, making Nathan shiver as he definitely remembered that day on his journey when that man made him and Shauna chase his furfrou throughout a maze, took him the rest of daylight to catch it.

Later on the angel leader began to tell one of his stories, leaving Charlie and the others tired of his nonsense. "So I was playin' this gig and for some f*(ken reason, this virtue chick was digging on the drummer and it's like 'Do you know who I am? I'm f*(ken Adam! I'm the original d!(k! All d!(ks descend from me!' Even his d!(k!" The angel leader, Adam yelled pointing at Nathan who looked downward. "'You think you want drummer d!(k? No way! I'm the d!(k f*(ken master!" Adam then ate a rib. "So anyway and we ****ed and it was awesome! What did you do this weekend?" "Wait, your name is Adam?" Charlie stopped. "Like the first man, Adam?" "The one who got Mew? And was watched over by Arceus?" "Oh yeah those two were great, but for some reason they left me! Don't know why…." Adam replied, still snacking on ribs. "But that means you… OHHHH… that explains so much…." Charlie realized as she figured out why her dad wanted her to go to this meeting, while Nathan realized why most of humanity is a bunch of A-holes. "And with that information in mind I am disturbed…." "I know I f*(ken rock!" "Well Adam sir, Mr Adam sir." "Call me d!(k master…." "Yeah we're not doing that." "You seem like a smart stand up guy!" "If by stand up you mean a guy who treated everyone like floor mats and socks…" the trainer and his Pokémon giggled. "And I know you are the leader of the angels and you are a big thinker, a revolutionary! A genius!" Those words from Charlie got the first man's attention, who stopped snacking upon hearing them. "Your words not mine!" He replied. "We got him now!" Nathan commented, shaking in his chair. "And one who would really love to put his name on something…" "I f*(ken LOVE putting my name on s#!t! S#!T'S THE BEST!" It's a solution to our biggest problem!" "Oh herpes yeah that's a b!(h…." "No! Our other biggest problem!" "Oh uh… ugly people? Math!" "He's not wrong there!" Charlie looked at Nathan before looking back at the angel. "Global warming— no wait, that's earth's problem, especially with Groudon and Kyogre, those two just HATE each other! Umm…."

1 hour later

Adam kept listing things and dragging on the meeting, leaving Nathan asleep, Charlie trying her best to keep cool and Yveltal banging his head against the wall. "You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like 'hey I thought you wanted equality!'" He said before Yveltal couldn't take it anymore. "THAT'S IT!" He roared, slamming the table And waking Nathan up. "LISTEN HERE YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR AN ANGEL! YOU HAVE BEEN DRAGGING THIS ON FOR ONE HOUR, SO YOU ARE GOING TO STOP FLAPPING YOUR LIPS AND SIT THERE AND BE QUIET WHILE CHARLIE SHARES THE REAL PROBLEM, AND IF YOU DON'T I WILL GO UP THERE AND MASSACRE YOU AND YOUR ARMY! UNDERSTAND!?" Adam was left silent while Lute grew defensive. "Calm down, you wouldn't want to let her see you like this, huh?" Adam replied smugly, "Her? What are you…" Yveltal then realized who Adam was talking about. "You didn't…!" "Oh I did! She's on her way!" Yveltal started to panic. "Oh sweet arceus I'm f$(ked! HIDE ME!" Yveltal then hid under the table but due to his massive size he wasn't very well hidden. "Do you think she'll notice?"

Suddenly the door swung open and on the other side was a Pokémon Nathan had never seen before! This one was a large deer-like Pokémon with several antlers and a crystal of a different color embedded into each antler. It had majestic blue and black fur with white highlights. "Hello Adam, princess Morningstar, and you must be Nathan…." "Whoa…." Nathan then pulled out his Pokédex, a small phone-like device that scanned the Pokémon and displayed its entry.

Xerneas, the life Pokémon

A fairy type

'Legends say that this Pokémon represents all of life itself, When the horns on its head shine in seven colors, it is said to be sharing everlasting life.'

The Pokémon, Xerneas, then stepped inside before seeing the dark/flying type hiding. "I see you've been taking good care of Yveltal, good to see you again after so long…." She said in a lustrous voice, kneeling down at Yveltal. "Heeey Xerny! How's it been…?" Yveltal said nervously, "I've been better, when Adam here told me that you were caught by a human I was skeptical at first but it appears that he was correct." "Wait, you're xerneas the one Charlie mentioned in her story?" "Same goes for Yveltal!" Xerneas answered. "Duh! Yveltal is the embodiment of death, and Xerneas is his counterpart. It's like history 101!" Adam laughed. "I see you're still the same misogynistic angel that you are Adam…." Xerneas commented before looking at her counterpart. "And can you please get out from under the table, you're making a scene." Yveltal then crawled away from the table and looked away from his counterpart. "So what happened in my absence?" "Just Yveltal threatening me and the rest of heaven." Adam said nonchalantly. "Yveltal threatening someone… why am I not surprised…." Xerneus sighed. "Hey! He's been flapping his lips all day, it's not my fault!" Yveltal retaliated. "Adam, what have we talked about when you're at meetings?" Adam groaned, "Ugh, let the other person get their point across first, yeah I know…." "Good, now let miss Morningstar get her point across, ok?" "Ok… so what's the problem? Is it math?"

"No, our shared problem of overpopulation in hell!" Charlie groaned. "Oh… well that's not a problem! We got that covered! Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?" "Got a good 275 this year sir." "275?! Whoa badass! Awesome job danger t!ts! Pound it!" Adam and his lieutenant then fist bumped. "Uh no! Not awesome!" Charlie replied, hastily. "Those are my people! You know that right?" "Oh… well that must suck for you!" Adam laughed. "Has he always been like this?" Nathan asked one of the legendaries, "You have no idea…." "But these are souls… human souls! Just the same as the ones you have up in heaven!" Charlie replied, "She's right, a soul, even if it goes down here or up there isn't any different!" Nathan added, "They are not the same!" Lute argued, "They had their chance and they earned damnation!" "You're wrong! Sinners made mistakes sure but everyone makes mistakes!" Charlie argued. "Angels don't make mistakes…." Lute growled, while Yveltal began to giggle. "You really think that?" "I know that…." "Yeah I never made a mistake in my f$(ken life!" "The only reason why you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade… how does that feel, to know how little you matter…." Charlie slightly recoiled in despair while Nathan began to glare at them.

All the while Yveltal continued to giggle. "What's so funny now, Yveltal?" Xerneus growled. "I'm about to do what's called a super effective hit!" Yveltal laughed before turning to Adam, "Actually Adam, I can think of two mistakes you made!" "Oh really?" Adam asked, finishing his ribs. "What's that?" "Cain and Abel!"

A few hours later

They looked outside, seeing Lute, spear in hand, trying to stab Yveltal. "You just had to p!$$ him off didn't you?" Xerneas yelled. "Hey! He acted like a sociopathic idiot, how was I supposed to know he was gonna react like that!" The other legendary retaliated. "You used his two dead firstborns as a refuting argument! What did you think was going to happen!?"

After getting Lute and Adam to calm down, Nathan returned Yveltal to his ball to avoid another "incident". "I'm very sorry!" Nathan apologized. "He just goes too far sometimes and doesn't understand the consequences of it!" "Next time you bring that creature of yours out and will bury both of you…." Lute threatened. "Aren't you an angel…?" Nathan replied, terrified. "Don't think I'm not above that…." Lute then went to Adam's side. "Well looks like we're almost out of time, guess we should get into it!" He said. "Oh f*(k!" Charlie then got up from her chair with Nathan in tow.

"Ok, we've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feeel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes!" Charlie said, summoning a bunch of papers and drawings for her presentation. "I know hell's population is out of control!" "It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll!" Nathan added. "If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls, at my hazbin hoteeel!" "Here, let me handle this, ok extermination!" Nathan continued the meeting. "We know you guys fly down just to kill once a year, and it must be annoying to shloop all the way here! If they join you in heaven that trip disappears!" "You can way that chore, farewell!" "It'll be a happy day…"

"Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time!" Adam interrupted. "Ok?" "If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder, oh they rather cross the pearly gates!" "Well you see…" "Sorry sweetie but there's no defying their fate! Cuz Hell is forever whether you like it or not!" "Oh crap! Christian rock!" "Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot! Cuz the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it! They're burning for their lives until we kill them AGAIN!" "Look if you can!" "Just try to chillax kids, you're wasting your breath, did I hear you imply that they DON'T deserve death? Are they winners? Are they sinners? Cuz it's cut and drrry!" "Actually if you take a look…" "Fare is fare, an eye for an eye and…." Adam then flew to the ceiling with several clouds appearing. "When all said and done…" "said and done…." "There's the question of fun! And for those of us with Divine ordainment! Extermination is ENTERTAINMENT!" Adam then proceeded to do an air guitar solo with Lute joining in on the fun, while Charlie and Nathan groaned at Adam's insufferability.

Soon several golden angels joined in. "Hell is forever whether you like it or not!" "Where did you all come from!?" "Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot! Cuz the rules are black and white, there's no use in trying to fight it! They're burning for their lives until we kill them AGAIN!" Adam then generated a real guitar and sent a holy shockwave. "F*(ken HELL IS FOREVER! And it's meant to suck a lot! So give up your dumb endeavor because you don't have a shot!" As this was going on, Charlie was starting to become angry with her eyes inverting their colors and two scarlet horns emerging from her head, startling Nathan upon him seeing it. "Long I got your attention I guess I should probably mention that we've made the determination! To MOVE UP THE NEXT EXTERMINATION!" The two were instantly shocked upon hearing this news. "What?!" "But why!?" "Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little runts. I know it's just been a week, BUT WE'LL BE BACK IN 6 MONTHS!" Adam then grabbed both the princess and the trainer by the wrists before tossing them out of the room and ending the meeting. "Aw S#!T!" Charlie shouted just as the door closed before slamming her fist on it.

With the meeting ending with disaster, Charlie walked away from the heaven embassy in despair. "So much for our happy day in hell…." She said somberly, before Nathan rushed up to her. "Hey cheer up, it's just a setback is all!" He said, comfortingly. "Setback? They didn't even give us a chance to explain what we're trying to do!" Charlie retaliated. "And now, because apparently they can just do whatever they want, they moved up the extermination!" "Yeah, but up to 6 months! That gives us plenty of time to prove that the hotel works!" "But what if we can't?" Nathan then grabbed Charlie by the shoulders. "We will, redemption is a long process but it will be worth it in the end! Besides, it's just the angels we have to worry about! Who else is going to come after us?"

"Well not her exactly, you however…." Nathan turned around to see something that completely shocked him, it was a pair of Team Flare grunts! "Are those other humans?" Charlie asked while Nathan took a step back. "Yeah, but they're not friendly…." He warned. "They're members of Team Flare! They're a terrorist organization that tried to destroy all Pokémon and reshape the world into their own insane image!" "We were trying to make the world truly beautiful! You just happened to get in our way!" One of the grunts yelled. "Your way of making the world 'truly beautiful' was through the use of an ancient weapon to exterminate all Pokémon! And possibly mankind itself!" "Sometimes sacrifices have to be made, like you sacrificing your Pokémon, Yveltal, to us, now hand him over!" "And allow you to destroy this world too? Over my dead body!" "If you say so…." The grunt said sinisterly, pulling out a pokeball. "Don't worry Charlie, I've dealt with these punks before and I'll do it again!"

As the battle began, the grunts sent out their Pokémon, a golbat and a swalot, while Nathan sent out his Greninja and tyrantrum. "Swalot stockpile!" "Golbat, confuse ray!" The swalot then absorbed some energy allowing it to become a bit more powerful while The Golbat then shot a sonic beam at Night Tide, causing him to become confused. "Oh great… I can still do this…. Night Tide, ice beam! Titanasaur dig!" The tyrantrum then dug deep into the ground while Night Tide was having trouble with his aim due to the effects of the confusion. "C'mon Night Tide…." However Nathan's gambit paid off as the Greninja was able to push through the effects and fire his ice beam directly at the golbat, instantly k-oing it. "That's it, I knew you could do it!" Nathan cheered as the confused Pokémon raised his thumb up. "Now return, you've earned your rest!" Nathan then returned Night Tide to his ball. "Hey! I still have my swalot!" The other grunt yelled only for the swarlot to be defeated by Titanasaur's digging attack. "You were saying?" "Ok… this is not how I saw this going…." The Team Flare grunt commented, stepping back. "Yeah I suggest you start running, like right now!" The two grunts immediately ran away from him before Nathan returned Titanasaur to his ball.

"So, I guess you've made some enemies in your world huh?" Charlie commented. "Yeah, I'll tell you later." Nathan then summoned his Noivern and mounted it. "Wanna ride home?" Charlie smiled before hopping on. "Sure, I'd love that!"

After flying back to the hotel, Nathan and Charlie dismounted before returning Echo to her ball. "So their boss lost to you three times and he ended up ending himself with that ultimate weapon?" Charlie said after Nathan explained his history between him and Team Flare during his journey. "Pretty much yeah!" Nathan said, smiling. "Wow this Lysandre guy really sounds like a sore loser!" Charlie replied. "You have no idea!" The two entered the building where Charlie was immediately hugged by Vaggie. "Charlie! How did it go? Did they listen?" "Oh uh… they did hear it…." Charlie said hastily. "But um…." Charlie was then pulled aside by Vaggie while Nathan was worried about them hearing the news. "C'mon, got something to show you!"

They were brought to the main parlor where everyone was seated. "Alastor pulled a few strings and it's about to air!" "I pulled a few limbs too! Hahaha!" Alastor laughed. "What's about to air?" "A new commercial! It was a hard process but we ended up making a new one for the hotel!" "The commercial?" Charlie asked surprised. "You all made a new one?" "Yeah! One of my better performances if I do say so myself!" Angel answered. "That's… that's amazing…." Charlie said as her eyes were watering. "You guys are awesome, I'm glad I met you all!" Nathan said, hugging Charlie and Vaggie. "Shh! It's startin'!" Unfortunately just as the commercial aired, it was interrupted by a news broadcast. "Breaking news in hell today!" Announced newscaster, Katie killjoy. "We have just received word from the heaven embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before!" Katie then turned to her colleague, Tom trench. "Do you know what that means Tom?" "No, what does that mean Katie?" "It means we're all ROYALLY F*(KED!" The screen then turned to a live feed of the clock tower going from 364 days to 176 days, with the denizens of hell screaming and panicking. While the gang was left shocked by the sudden news. "What!? Why!?" Angel yelled, outraged.

Elsewhere in hell, a heaven drone flew over the site and scanned its target: the decapitated body of an exorcist angel.

Inside a base in heaven, lute displayed the image of the body to her boss. "We found the body, sir." She stated. "They've never managed to kill one of us before! We should just go down there now and destroy them!" "No no! We can't risk them catching on!" Adam ordered. "But don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left ALIVE to pull a stunt like this AGAIN!" Adam then smashed the projector before xerneas stepped in. "So an angel has been slain…." She said, startling the two angels. "Gah! Xerneas you really need to stop doing Stuff like that!" Adam commented. "What do you need, Xerneas?" Lute asked. "Just before I left, that group of humans you met during extermination day approached me from hell, and they said they wanted to talk to you." "Those humans? Well send them in!" Adam said, proudly, Xerneas stepped away as a group of people in red suits and glasses approached them, with one of them in a large black cloak. "Did you do it?" The cloaked man asked. "Oh yeah! I did exactly as you said Extermination day is officially moved 6 months up!" Adam yelled cheerfully. "Excellent! Now you made sure to convince the seraphim to allow your army to kill the demon sympathizer, yes?" "Don't worry she loves me, I'll make sure that fancy suited kid doesn't interfere with our plans!" "Good… I may have to send in a few more grunts to make sure…." "What?" "Nothing! Once we're done here, those demons and that traitor will perish under our might!" "F*(K YEAH! WE'RE GONNA RIP AND TEAR DEMON ASS!" "While I inform the others about the news, you keep this little dead angel issue under wraps, got it?" "You know it! Say what do I call you and your friends anyway?" The cloaked man grinned. "Call us… Team Flare….