Here we are at Chapter 2. Time for some more hilarious and non-sensical fun with RWBY and KEPL. It's RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 2. Enjoy.
Chapter 2: Fights, Fathers, and Furries
Skit 1: Mind, Body, and Bandages
Everyone is in Professor Goodwitch's class as she goes over the importance of hand-to-hand combat skills.
"Listen up, while you are all skilled in combat in your own way... well, most of you," Glynda mutters as she walks past Jaune, who groans at the jab. "There are still some important things you must work on. Some of you are already proficient at fighting in hand-to-hand combat, such as Miss Xiao Long or Mr. Rairyu. However, some of you are severely lacking in that area of combat expertise. If you are to become true huntsmen or huntresses, you must learn how to fight as well without your weapon as with your weapon. To start off on this lesson, we'll have students spar against each other without using weapons. Semblances are prohibited, but you will be allowed to use your auras."
Ruby starts to freak out, "No, I don't want to be separated from my sweet heart!" Ruby cries as she hugs Crescent Rose.
"Ruby, I told you you're gonna have to learn how to fight without it. Remember what I told you back home?" Yang asks.
"No. The only thing I remember was you punching me into a tree. Twice!" Ruby argues.
Khazhak rolls his eyes, "Yang's got a point Ruby. What would you do if you lost your weapon in the middle of a battle with Grimm and couldn't retrieve it? You'd be in serious trouble."
"Hey, it's not like I'm the only one that doesn't know how to fight without a weapon. What about Weiss?" Ruby deflects the attention away from her.
"Hey, don't compare me to you. I am well adapted to fighting with or without my rapier, thank you very much. I am nothing short of perfection after all," Weiss retorts.
"Weiss Schnee will face Khazhak Rairyu," Glynda announces, making Weiss go wide-eyed.
A second later, Weiss is in the arena, staring at Khazhak. Her body actually shakes a bit. Khazhak sees this and cracks his knuckles with a sinister smirk on his face.
"Um... care to let the lady get the first strike?" Weiss pleads.
Khazhak cracks his neck, "Nope," and then throws the first punch.
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Later that day, Weiss is in her dorm room, with bandages wrapped around her head, her right arm in a cast, and her left foot in a cast hanging over her bed.
Khazhak wipes his hands, "So much for perfection. Oh, and playing video games with Ruby and Yang doesn't count as training in hand-to-hand," he jokes and leaves the room while her teammates look on.
Weiss groans, "That lightning-rod bru-Ow!"
Skit 2: Troublesome Tai
Yang and Porphyrius ware walking through Vale. Yang had asked Porphyrius to help her with her shopping (well, not so much 'asked' as grabbing him by his shirt, threatening to pound his face in, and then dragged him to Vale).
"Now then, first I need to restock on some hair products. Then they're having a sale at Pacy's on shirts and jackets. And then I think there's a buy-one-get-one at Vale Fashion today. Thanks again for coming to help me out, Porphyrius," Yang cheers.
Porphyrius sighs, "Not like you gave me much choice in the matter. It was either this or dying,"
"Details, details. Now then, hair products, here we come!" Yang says.
However, not too far behind them, Yang's dad, Taiyang Xiao Long, pops out from around the corner with a pair of binoculars, bringing Qrow with him.
"Why are we here?" Qrow complains.
"Don't be so loud. You really think I'm going to let my daughter go out on a date without a chaperon? And let some guy have a chance to do who-knows-what to her? Not on my watch!" Taiyang watches them from around the corner.
"Great, dad of the year award goes to you. Can I leave now?" Qrow seems bored out of his mind.
"What if they do something that Yang's not ready for?!" Taiyang shrieks.
Meanwhile, Yang and Porphyrius walk out of one store, with Porphyrius carrying two bags in his hands.
"Alright, that's one store down and several more to go!" Yang cheers as she skips down the sidewalk.
Porphyrius groans, "What did I do to deserve this?"
Taiyang and Qrow watch from around the corner. Well, Taiyang is watching on them while Qrow is more interested in his flask.
"Shopping? They're definitely on a date! This is unacceptable!" Taiyang's hands shake.
"Oh please, when did you and Raven start dating, as surprising as that is still to say?" Qrow rolls his eyes.
"That was different! We were older back then!" Taiyang retorts.
"You asked her out two weeks after we became a team, and she kicked you out the damn window!" Qrow argues.
Taiyang waves it off, "Oh please, we weren't that high up."
Qrow deadpans, "Tai, we were on the fourth floor, and you almost died,"
Back with Yang and Porphyrius, they walk through a clothing store.
"Let's see... Oh, that's pretty cute... And that's on a limited time sale. Now I just need to find a pair of shoes that will match it," Yang says as she hands a few items to Porphryius, who now has to carry them and the bags from the previous store.
"Do you really need all of this stuff, Yang?" Porphyrius asks.
"Hey, a girl's gotta accessorize. And if you want to keep up with the changing seasons of fashion, then you need to be prepared or get left in the clearance aisle. Now come on, we're not done yet. We just have a few more things to get here, and then it's on to the next store," Yang replies, while Porphyrius just sighs.
Taiyang watches them from another part of store, while Qrow is keeping himself busy with trying on some hats.
"They're buying clothes now. Is that dog planning on tearing my little angel's clothes off once they're alone back at his place and he has is way with her? I'm gonna castrate him!" Taiyang seethes.
"Tai, you've been down this road before. Yang's always had a thing for clothes. Remember her 12th birthday? Besides, if you ask me, it looks like she's the onw with the pants in that relationship," Qrow notes as he puts on a familiar fedora hat now.
"Hey, where'd my hat go!" Roman Torchwick yells from across the store.
Later on, Yang and Porphyrius are walking to the last store on their list, and now Porphyrius is carrying his bags and a few boxes in his hands; them blocking his vision.
"Alright, Porphyrius. Just one more stop to go," Yang points ahead with a big smile.
"Yay," Porphyrius exhaustingly sighs.
As they watch from the sidelines, Taiyang is about ready to murder Porphyrius, "I don't think I can take much more of this. Yang shouldn't be dating anyone until she's at least thirty years old," Taiyang says.
"Tai, you started dating my sister; again I have no idea how you won her over, but you started dating her when you were both eighteen. Yang's seventeen right now. It's gonna happen. Besides, you can always put your hopes on Ruby. She doesn't know that much about romance to begin with," Qrow says.
"You're not helping!" Taiyang yells.
"Good. Can I leave now?" Qrow asks.
Yang and Porphyrius eventually return to Beacon, where Porphyrius brings several boxes and bags into her room, puts them down, and then collapses outside in the hallway.
"I'm exhausted," Porphyrius complains.
"Thanks for your help today, Porphyrius. I owe you one," Yang says and gives him a quick kiss on the cheek before she closes the door.
Porphyrius feels his cheeks heat up and a small smile shows on his face, "Well... I guess it's not all bad."
Outside the school, Taiyang is getting ready to charge right in, "What could they be doing in there? I can't take it anymore. I'm going to save my baby girl!" Taiyang cracks his knuckles.
Qrow sighs, "Alright, that's enough of this," he says and hits Taiyang on the back of his head with the side of his sword. Qrow grabs the unconscious blonde and starts dragging him away. "What Raven saw in you, I'll never know."
Skit 3: Zwei-hander
Khazhak is out in the forest, training with his swords by himself. He swings them around in a clearing in the forest. At one point, he stops when he senses a nearby presence, and it's getting closer. He aims his swords, ready to pull the trigger. However, the creature that pops out from behind the bushes is none other than Zwei.
"Zwei? What are you doing out?" Khazhak wonders as he sheathes his swords. Zwei barks and wags his tail as he stares at his swords. It doesn't take long for Khazhak to figure out what he means. "What, you want to train with me?" Khazhak asks, and Zwei nods happily. Khazhak raises an eyebrow, "Well... okay, but if you get hurt, don't come crying to me."
A moment later, Khazhak is seen swinging his right sword around as Zwei jumps over it, rolling into a furry ball in mid-air. Khazhak swings his left sword around and Zwei rolls along the flat-side of the blade. He then flips onto Khazhak's right blade who swings the blade up, causing Zwei to fly into the air. Khazhak flips around, stabbing the tip of one blade into the ground and balancing himself on top with one hand. Zwei comes down and lands on Khazhak's left blade as it extends out.
"There is balance in all things," Khazhak mutters, while Zwei barks as he stands on one paw on the sword.
Just then, a pack of Beowolves pop out from behind the trees, ready to attack. Khazhak and Zwei flip back onto their feet and prepare to fight.
"Well then, I could go for some more exercise. Ready, Zwei?" Khazhak asks. Zwei growls in response. "Thought so."
Khazhak combines his swords into their greatsword form. Zwei jumps into the air and turns into a fluffy ball, and then Khazhak swings his sword, giving Zwei an electric boost as he's sent flying towards the Grimm.
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Later in the day, Team RWBY are in their room until their leader Ruby pops in.
"Hey guys, have any of you seen Zwei? I can't find him anywhere," Ruby looks around.
"I think I saw him outside a while ago," Blake notes while reading a book.
"What!" Ruby yells. However, a second later, Zwei comes in behind her and barks while wagging his tail. "Zwei! Where have you been? I was so worried about you!"
Khazhak pops his head into the room, "Hey Zwei, remember to meet with me the same time tomorrow," he says, to which Zwei barks.
"Same time for what exactly?" Yang asks.
Khazhak is about to say when he sees Ruby glaring at him, "...Nothing," he says and quickly leaves the room.
"Get back here Khazhak!" Ruby yells as she chases him.
"What was that all about?" Weiss asks, but the only answer she gets is another bark from Zwei as he wags his tail.
And that's the chapter. A little shorter than the last one, but the next one will be longer with more skits. Anyway, what other craziness will occur with the gang? Keep those ideas coming because you might see it in a future chapter. Until then, please Read and Review.
