Here we are at Chapter 6. Sorry for not being here in a while, but I was putting more time into my others stories a bit to catch up with the show, especially since it's on break right now. Anyway, let's see what other crazy schemes our heroes will find themselves in at school. It's RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 6. Enjoy.


Chapter 6: Feelings and Payback

Skit 1: What is Love?

Penny lands in Beacon's courtyard, ready to go find her friends and have some more fun together.

"Let's see. I believe Ruby said for us to meet at this spot in exactly five minutes from now. It seems I accidently got here a little early," Penny looks around for her friend.

Just then, she hears some faint noise from around the corner and, her curiosity taking over again, goes to check it out. She comes around the corner and finds Voshkie'ahk up against a wall as Yukari kisses her.

Voshkie'ahk keeps kissing her for another moment before separating, "Yukari, please, not that I'm against kissing you, but what if someone sees us?"

"Oh, then I hope they enjoy the show, because I have no intention of stopping just yet..." the Yukari cups Voshkie'ahk's chin in her hand. "But, if you want a little more privacy, we could always go back to my hotel room that I'm staying at... and I can have you all to myself. All. Night. Long," her face inches closer before kissing her girlfriend again.

Penny watches from around the corner. She remembers reading a couple of romance novels that Blake loaned to her one time, but those were always with a guy saving the damsel in distress and then living happily ever after (Blake wouldn't dare give Penny her secret stash). She's never seen two girls kissing before, nor has she ever learned about it. Honestly, it was making her very curious now.

"Penny!" she hears and turns around to find Ruby looking for her. "Where are you?"

Penny flies up and lands right next to Ruby, "Hello Ruby. I'm so happy to see you!" she cheers.

"I'm glad to see you, too, Penny. So, what do you want to do today?" Ruby asks.

"Well, actually I have a question that I was hoping you could answer for me," Penny replies.

"Oh, okay. I'll try and answer if it I can. What is it?" Ruby asks.

"What is it like to kiss another girl on the lips?" Penny's outrageous question almost makes Ruby do a backflip out of confusion.

"Wait, what?" Ruby wasn't expecting that to be her question.

"I noticed Voshkie'ahk and Yukari together earlier and they were kissing like how a boy and a girl would in the romance novels Blake let me borrow. I was intrigued by it, but I didn't want to interrupt them, so I thought you might now. Is it any different from kissing a guy?" Penny asks innocently.

"Well, um, y-y-y-you see, I'm... uh, not sure how to answer that," Ruby can't keep her composure. "I've never even kissed a guy before, so how the heck would I know what kissing a girl would feel like?!"

"Oh, I have an idea. What if I tried kissing you? Then, that way, we would both be able to see what it feels like. But first, is there a certain form on how this is done, or should we just go all the way like there is no tomorrow?" Penny wonders.

"Hold on, how will that solve anything?! Look Penny, you're my friend and I want to help you, but I think we should think about this more. This isn't like playing a new game you just got or riding a bike," Ruby tries to play it off. Just then, Penny puckers up and leans in close to try and kiss Ruby, but she holds her friend back. "Wait, Penny, you need to calm down! I know you're curious about this stuff, but you can't just go kissing people out of the blue like this!"

"Hey, Ruby, I was wondering if, maybe, you'd like to go out to-," Ruby panics when she looks back to see Khazhak approaching them, who then freezes in place when he sees Penny about to kiss her. "-Or maybe not. I guess you're already taken," he then promptly turns around and makes a run for it.

"Wait, Khazhak, it's not what you think!" Ruby yells while still trying to keep Penny from kissing her.

Skit 2: Ladies Man?

Qrow and Taiyang had decided to visit Ruby and Yang in Vale. So, while Taiyang tries to prove to his daughters that he's cool (good luck with that), Khazhak, Porphyrius, and Qrow watch from the sidelines. They watch as Taiyang tries to do a few tricks on Yang's Bumblebee... only to wind up in a ditch.

"Dad! I told you not to break my bike!" Yang freaks out.

"Okay, that's it. I gotta ask: how in the HELL did Taiyang actually get Raven to like him and even have a daughter with him?" Khazhak can't stand it anymore.

Qrow finishes a swig of his flask, "Well, the truth is that the first time Taiyang tried hitting on my sister... She beat him up, tied him up, left him on one of Ozpin's catapults for the new students, and shot him into the Grimm-infested Emerald forest. And THAT was only on Day 2 of our first year at Beacon," his words make Porphyrius look wide-eyed.

Khazhak raises an eyebrow, "Not that I'm surprised that Raven would do that, but just what the Hell did he say or do to make her do that?"

"He said something like 'baby, your eyes shine so bright, that even the stars envy you'... or something like that," Qrow scratches his chin.

Porphyrius can't believe what he's hearing, "That is SO cheesy! No wonder she nearly killed him the first time. If you're gonna hit on someone, at least put some class into it,"

"Okay, but he didn't give up, did he. What else did he try?" Khazhak asks.

"Let's see. One time, he tried singing a song to her while playing guitar to her... and then got thrown off the side of the cliffs. One time, he tried to get her using homemade chocolates to sweeten the deal," Qrow starts counting off his fingers.

"And let me guess, they tasted like crap," Porphyrius interrupts him.

"Actually, Raven said the chocolates weren't that bad. She ate those. It was just that he made them into the shape of a large heart with different sections and offered it to her during sparring class. And that's when Raven kicked him out one of the class windows," Qrow corrects him.

Khazhak whistles, "Wow, he kicked him to the curb, AND took his chocolates. That's pretty cold, even for her. So, when did she finally give him a chance?"

"Well, that part was actually more interesting. Truth be told, I hold a little blame on this. Taiyang bribed me into spilling some of Raven's combat secrets and how her semblance works. He used that, trained for a while, and then challenged her to a fight. Remember, back then, we siblings valued strength above a lot of things,"

"What did he bribe you with?" Porphyrius asks.

Qrow gets nervous, "Um, eh, t-t-t-t-that's not important. The point is, he challenged her to a fight with the stakes being that the loser has to do one thing for the winner. And surprisingly, Taiyang won, though it was pretty close. So, he asked her out on a date, she agreed, albeit reluctantly, and they went out on a date. And to Raven's surprise, she actually had a decent time, from what she told me. That's what started it all," Qrow finishes his story.

"Why am I not surprised that that's how she wound up with him? She's not exactly known for being 'sweet and caring'," Khazhak then looks back as Yang checks on her wrecked bike while Ruby checks on their wrecked dad, who's out cold.

Yang cries her eyes out, "My poor Bumblebee. And I just had this thing tuned up and waxed too!"

"My poor dad. And I just finally got him to learn how to text a whole sentence on his scroll in less than five minutes!" Ruby cries.

Khazhak deadpans, "What did the Hell did she see in him anyway?"

Qrow shakes his head, "To this day, I still have no idea," he then takes another swig of his flask.

Skit 3: The Horror Within

Porphyrius is walking through the Emerald forest with his weapon out and ready for a fight as he looks around, seemingly searching for something.

"Alright Lloyd, are you sure this is where that one first-year team went. I haven't seen any signs of it, or anything else around here," Porphyrius calls out on the comms.

"Yes, I'm sure. Just keep heading in your general direction and you should find them. Professor Ozpin said these kids might need some help because they got in over their heads. Khazhak and Reaper are already checking out another part of the forest," Lloyd replies while scoping things out on the cliffs.

"But Ozpin has cameras in this forest. Couldn't he just check those?" Porphyrius replies as he cuts through a few bushes.

Lloyd cuts the comms momentarily to snicker, "Man, this is going better than I planned,"

"What's going better than you planned?" he hears and looks behind him to see Khazhak and Reaper standing behind him. "What are you doing this time, Lloyd?"

"Oh, nothing in particular... Just getting a little bit of payback for the rocket locker incident. You wanna watch?" Lloyd puts the comms back on.

Khazhak sighs, "Do I wanna know what you're having Porphyrius doing right now?"

"You know, if this is some sort of prank, when he finds out, he's gonna kill you," Edom points out.

Lloyd waves it off, "Details, details," Lloyd looks through a pair of binoculars.

"Hey, Lloyd, I found a tunnel here. Is this where those kids went?" Porphyrius is looking at a tunnel that has a few weird markings on it.

"Yeah, I believe that's the one. Ozpin said he doesn't have any cameras in there and those kids were last spotted in that area. There's a good chance they're in there. Get in, check it out, and then get out. Easy enough," Lloyd replies while trying to keep his snickering to a minimum.

Porphyrius sighs, "This had better be worth it," and he walks into the tunnel.

"You wanted him to walk into that tunnel, didn't you?" Khazhak crosses his arms, while Lloyd nods with a big smile. "What did you do in there?"

"Listen and you'll find out," Lloyd points at his ear piece and hands them each a pair, which they put on.

As Porphyrius walks through the dark, his Faunus night vision allows him to see in the darkness of the cave. He looks around, but once more, finds no sign of the missing students. However, as he heads in deeper, he suddenly hears a loud scream coming from further in the cave.

"What was that?" Lloyd calls out, playing along.

"I don't know. I'll check it out," Porphyrius cocks his rifles. He heads further in, and then hears some more screaming followed by some animalistic sounds, and starts getting nervous. "You heard that?" he gets starts getting worried.

"You mean the screaming, the horror, followed by more screaming?" Lloyd replies.

"Yeah, that be it," Porphyrius replies.

What Porphyrius doesn't know is that Lloyd was in that cave earlier, and hid small speakers in there to play screaming and monster sounds from some horror movies he watched and recorded. Porphyrius heads in and then finds some shredded clothes and some armor laying on the ground in front of him.

"Oh no," Porphyrius inspects the clothes, but then realizes something. "Wait a minute, these are my spare clothes from the investigation in Vale... But then, that means-," Porphyrius then hears some noise and looks up, making eye contact with the eyes of a Deathstalker. "...Lloyd, you're gonna pay for this,"

Back up top, they hear Porphyrius scream as a fight can be heard and Lloyd starts laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's what you get, Porphyrius!" Lloyd rolls on his back in laughter.

"You do realize that he could die down there, right?" Edom asks.

"Nah, he'll be fine," Lloyd waves it off.

Khazhak facepalms, "I swear, I feel like I'm babysitting a couple of five year-olds."


And that's the chapter. Another set of some hilarious hijinks, including a few that you guys suggested. Thanks for the suggestions. Anyway, what other crazy adventures will our gang get into? Until then, please Read and Review.