Here we are at Chapter 7. It's wildness, it's nuts, it's RWBY KEPL Chibi, and we're back for more hijinks. I do not own RWBY. They belong to Roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 7. Enjoy.


Chapter 7: Looks and Brains

Skit 1: What Fashion sense?

Winter is waiting outside Beacon Academy for her sister Weiss to meet her. However, as she waits and checks her scroll, she hears some footsteps nearby and looks over to see Yukari sneaking around a corner. Curious, as well as suspicious, Winter follows her and comes around the corner to find Yukari holding some kind of priestess outfit in her hands.

"Okay, I just need to surprise Voshkie'ahk, get her into this outfit, and then find the nearest empty dorm room here that's not in use. Then my cute little fox priestess will be all mine," Yukari snickers creepily.

"And just what do you think you are doing?" Winter gives her a flat stare, spooking her.

Yukari spins around, "Huh? Who, me? Oh, I wasn't doing anything suspicious... mostly," she mutters the last part.

Winter places her hands on her hips, "Really, because from the sound of it, it sounds like kidnapping, false imprisonment, and several other crimes that I'm not going to mention outright. It looks like in order to protect Voshkie'ahk Ryukado's purity, I'll just have to deal with you myself," Winter takes out her sword and aims it at Yukari.

Instead of being scared of Winter's threat, Yukari instead focuses on her attire, "Hold on, just a moment, please," she goes into fashion mode.

"Huh?" Winter is perplexed as Yukari inspects every inch of her military uniform. "Wha-What are you doing?" she asks as Yukari swarms all over her.

"Just a moment," Yukari finishes her inspection and hums. "Hm, not bad. Very functional. Of course, that's the usual for soldiers. However, if memory serves, you are a Specialist in the Atlas military. A high-ranking position, and yet you were something so... dull. Where's your sense of style?' Yukari looks flabbergasted.

Winter is just confused, "Huh? Sense of style. I'm a soldier, on duty no less. I don't have time for such nonsense. And besides, my sense of style is not the point of this discussion. We were discussing your desire to-,"

Yukari sighs, "I guess once a Schnee, always a Schnee," she shakes her head.

Now Winter is starting to lose her patience, "And just what is THAT supposed to mean?"

"It means that you don't have any sense of fashion. Worse, you have no idea how to combine function with fashion. However, I've always loved challenges like this, so I'm going to help you," Yukari smirks.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Winter starts to get a little concerned now.

Yukari pulls out some measuring tape, "Oh, don't worry. I promise not to hurt you... much," she gets an evil look in her eye, scaring Winter a little bit.

At a clothing store in Vale, and after Yukari's torture-I mean fashion session, an exhausted Winter is now in a changing room as Yukari comes back in with a lot of clothes in her arms.

"Okay then, time to help you find your fashion sense!" Yukari cheers.

"And why must I deign to such a meaningless activity?" Winter asks.

Yukari shows a creepy smile, "Oh, don't worry. I'm sure you'll still be alive after this... maybe. Now then," Yukari pounces on Winter with the clothes.

First, Winter is in another military uniform, only this looks like a gender-neutral outfit with a lot of green camo. Yukari shakes her head and tries another outfit. Next, she had Winter in a red and white outfit with a gray chest plate, and a short red skirt (Asuna's outfit from SAO season 1). Winter tries to hold the skirt down in embarrassment, while Yukari shakes her head and tries another idea. Next, she has Winter in a blue dress with a long gown, as well as wearing armor on her arms, chest, feet, and skirt armor (Saber's outfit from Fate/Stay Night). Once agin, it just doesn't feel right, so she tries one more design. After some trial and error, she has Winter in a pair of blue pants, boots, a white collared shirt with a tie, black glove, and a white jacket (Volume 7 outfit).

Yukari snaps her fingers, "Ah, yes, I believe this should do the trick. There's no reason that a female warrior can't be both functional and fashionable," Yukari feels pretty proud of herself.

Winter moves around in her new outfit, "I... suppose this could work. If for no other reason than to end this terrible experience. Are we done here?"

Yukari nods, "Yes, we're done," she smiles.

"Good," Winter then takes out her sword, "Because we've got unfinished business.

Now, Yukari is worried.

Skit 2: Prank War

The members of Team KEPL are walking to their first afternoon class of the day.

"So, what kind of boring assignment does Professor Peach have in store for us today?" Lloyd groans.

"You know, it may not be so boring if you would actually apply yourself in some of your classes besides combat training," Edom notes.

"No use crying about it, Lloyd. Just go, do the school work, keep your mouth shut, and you can have your fun later," Khazhak tells him.

Lloyd then smiles, "Yeah, I'm hoping to have the chance to spar with her again. After watching you go at it with her, and my last match with her, I think she might be a good opponent,"

"You respect her skills? I thought you won that fight," Porphyrius asks.

Lloyd nods, "Yeah, but I think part of that is how much we respect each other. Those girls in Team RWBY are really cool,"

However, as they come around a corner in the hallway, Yang suddenly runs by while hitting Lloyd in the face with fire extinguisher foam, and Ruby hits him with some confetti.

"Congratulations, cupcake!" Yang yells as the sister run by.

The boys stare at Lloyd, who is covered in foam and confetti from head to toe.

He spits some of the foam and confetti off, "Oh, they are gonna pay,"

The next day, Yang is walking into the kitchen to grab herself a drink after a hard workout. She opens the fridge and grabs out an energy drink. However, when she drinks it, her face immediately turns red s smoke comes out of her ears. She races to the sink to get some water, only for nothing to come out. She then freaks out and crashes through the kitchen door to find a source of water. Lloyd pops out from one of the cabinets, holding a bottle of Habanero sauce in his hands. He had used that for the energy drink.

Lloyd snickers, "That's one down,"

The day after that, Ruby is coming back to her room with a plate of freshly baked cookies. However, she feels the urge to use the ladies' room, so she puts the plate down on her desk and heads inside. This is when Lloyd sneaks in and takes the plate of cookies, replacing them with another plate of cookies. When Ruby comes out, she immediately reaches for the cookies. However, as soon as she eats a few of them, her stomach starts doing flip-flops, and her face turns green. She quickly heads back into the restroom to puke her guts out. Meanwhile, Lloyd pops out from under Weiss' bed, showing that he mixed laxatives as well as cookie ingredients that are all well over three months old.

"Payback sure is sweet, is it not?" Lloyd snickers.

A few days later, Lloyd is taking a nap in his room when a few shadowy figures sneak right in and surround his bed. They then pick up his bed together and carry it out of the room. When Lloyd eventually wakes up, he finds himself tied to the bed, the bed standing up, and finds himself in the center of the sparring arena for combat class.

"Hey, what's going on here?!" Lloyd looks around as he tries to break free, only to realize that it's not rope, but chains that have him tied to the bed.

"Why, hello, Lloyd. Hope you had a nice nap," he hears and looks over to see Yang, Ruby, and the rest of Team KEPL with them standing opposite of him.

"Hey, what's going on here? Why am I like this?!" Lloyd demands.

"Why? Oh, I don't know. I think it might have something to do with those pranks you pulled on us. We thought it was only fair that we returned the favor," Ruby says innocently, but the expression on her face is anything but innocent.

"Hey, w-wait just a minute. I thought I locked my dorm room door," Lloyd wonders, but then he looks at his teammates. "How'd they get in?"

"We let them in," Khazhak bluntly replies, shocking Lloyd.

"What? Why would you sell me out like that?!" Lloyd asks with a look of betrayal.

"Well... Ruby used her puppy dog eyes on us, and pretty much got us to do it," Khazhak points to himself and Edom, who nods.

"And Yang promised me a kiss on the cheek if I helped you. Besides, I wanted this stupid prank war of yours to be over before things got out of hand," Porphyrius replies, while Yang gives him a wink.

"You traitors!" Lloyd thinks.

Yang smirks, "Don't worry Lloyd, I promise this won't hurt... Much," Yang says as Ruby pulls in a large box, and opens it up to reveal several tools, foods, make up kits, and other items.

Lloyd's expression grows pale as Ruby and Yang approach him with sinister looks in their eyes.

Skit 3: Ninja vs Samurai

In the Beacon combat arena, Khazhak sits in the middle of the room, his blades laying in front of him. His breathing is calm and slow. His eyes are closed. His mind is at its peak, only to hear a slight noise from behind. He opens his eyes and grabs his blades to block a strike from above and behind by Blake. Khazhak pushes Blake back and she lands on her feet.

"You'll have to do better than that to get the drop on me, Blake," Khazhak twirls his blades around.

"I thought I was being silent," Blake retorts.

Khazhak smirks, "Not silent enough for me. You'll have to improve on your stealth skills a bit," his words come as a challenge to the Faunus ninja.

The all-out duel between the Ninja and the Samurai begins.

Khazhak is outside practicing his sword techniques in the school courtyard. He stands near a couple of trees, with Blake hiding in one of them. She watches as Khazhak performs his techniques. Blake readies her katana as she waits for the right time to strike. She'll throw her chain-scythe and wrap it around Khazhak's ankles, pull it over a tree branch, and leave him hanging in defeat while she basks in victory. Khazhak flips in the air as he makes a downward strike on the ground, landing near the tree Blake is hiding in. Blake takes this chance to throw her chain-scythe at Khazhak, but he suddenly kicks it into the tree branch, shaking it and causing Blake to fall off. Khazhak then kicks her, causing her to get wrapped around the tree branch in her own ribbon.

"That's twice now, Blake. You need to step up your game," Khazhak taunts her.

Blake struggles to get free, "How did you know I was in the tree?"

"I could smell the tuna fish sandwich you had for lunch earlier. One word for you: mouthwash," Khazhak says and then walks away with a whistle, while Blake growls as she tries to get free.

The next day, Khazhak is reading in the library, with a few books on his table. Standing behind one of the book shelves, Blake prepares another attack on Khazhak while his guard is down. Khazhak likes books almost as much as she does, so there's a good chance he'll be so enraptured by what he's reading, that he won't see her attack coming. Blake watches as Khazhak has his eyes on his book. She hides back around the bookshelf and takes a deep breath before making her move. However, a book falls down onto the floor next to her, showing her the title "Ninjas of Love Volume 5" written on it.

"Oh my gosh, is that the new Ninjas of Love volume. I heard it just came out, but I wasn't able to get it because they already ran out of stock!" Blake cheers as she pounces onto the book.

However, there was a string attached to the book, and Blake gets pulled along and flung into a cardboard box, which closes up and ends up with Khazhak sitting on it, reading his book.

"What?! But, how?!" Blake yells from inside the book.

"Please, Half the time you don't spend in class, you spend in the library. I wasn't born yesterday," Khazhak replies, flipping over another page. "Don't worry, I'll let you when I'm done... in about an hour or so," he jokes, causing Blake to groan in defeat, while he smirks.

"I just don't get it! It's like he knows every move I make before I make it. How is he doing this?!" Blake complains on her bed in her dorm room, while Yang sits next to her.

"I'm sure you'll get him one day, Blake. Khazhak's gotta screw up sooner or later," Yang tries to soothe her.

Blake sighs, "You're right. For now, I'll just focus on improving my ninja techniques and my stealth abilities. I'm gonna go to the training room. I'll be back later," Blake says and leaves the room.

Yang waits a moment after she leaves and then opens the door to reveal Khazhak on the other side.

"You better hope she doesn't find out I helped you learn her plans," Yang tells him.

Khazhak waves it off, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, she won't. You want those photos of Porphyrius striking poses in the bathroom in his boxers or not?"

Yang nods and Khazhak hands over a few photos, making Yang show a huge smile.

She grabs the photos and shakes Khazhak's hand, "Pleasure doing business with you,"


And that's the chapter. More hijinks to see and more to come in the future. Who knows, maybe Blake will one day get one over on Khazhak... Or not. Anyway, until next time, please Read and Review.