Here we are at Chapter 9. It's time for some more weird situations. It's time for more hijinks. It's RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 9. Enjoy.


Chapter 9: Two Times the Trouble

Skit 1: Double Trouble

Khazhak is walking out into the academy courtyard, on his way for some training. However, he suddenly stops when he feels like he's being watched. And he's right.

"KHAZHAK!" two girls suddenly grab him by his arms and have him pinned in.

Khazhak looks to find that they're Melanie and Miltia Malachite," Melanie, Miltia, what are you two doing here? This isn't Junior's night club, and it's the middle of the day!"

"How rude. We came to see you, silly," Miltia says.

"You don't call, you don't write. It's almost like we don't exist. How else are we supposed to get your attention? You haven't some to see us since that one visit back in Vale," Melanie adds.

"Well, that's because I've been rather busy lately. You know, school, the Vytal Festival, kicking the crap out of bad guys that were wrecking up the city. Not to mention keeping Lloyd out of trouble. I'm a busy man, after all. So, if you wouldn't mind," Khazhak tries to break free, but their hold remains steady.

"No, you owe us. We gave you all that juicy intel on Roman Torchwick and you still haven't paid up," Miltia says.

"We paid you guys in lien, and quite a generous sum, if I recollect," Khazhak argues.

"Yeah, your friends did, but you still haven't paid your dues yet. You owe us," Melanie retorts.

Just then, Ruby walks up, "Hey Khazhak, I was wondering if you-," and then blushes at seeing them. "Oh, sorry, I guess you're already spoken for. I'll just be going now. I didn't mean to intrude," and then zips out of there with her semblance.

"Ruby, wait! It's not what you think!" Khazhak yells out in vain when the two sisters pucker their lips and try to kiss his cheeks. "WILL YOU TWO GET OFF ME!"

Another day, Khazhak is walking through the halls of Beacon with his teammates on their way to class.

"It must have been rough, convincing Ruby that there's nothing going on between you and the twins. Must be tough being popular-," Lloyd notes, only to get kicked out the window by Khazhak. "AAAAHHHHH!"

Porphyrius looks on without a hint of sympathy for him, "Welp, that's one problem dealt with,"

"Look, I have no idea what gave them the idea that the three of us should be together. Look, they're skilled fighters, they are indeed beautiful, but I want to be with Ruby. And besides, with our line of work, we'll be travelling a lot. Good ladies deserve a man who will be there for them. But, of course, I will always be there for Ruby," Khazhak says.

They walk down the hallway, only for the twins to pop their heads out of the ladies room after they pass by.

"So, this Ruby Rose is Khazhak's sweetheart, huh?" Melanie notes.

"What should we do?" Miltia asks.

"Simple, we challenge this Ruby Rose to a fight for Khazhak's affections, beat her to a bloody pulp, and then Khazhak will be all ours," Melanie smirks evilly.

The twins look throughout the school to find Ruby, and eventually find her working on her scythe in the weapons work-shop.

"Ruby Rose!" the twins announce as they jump onto her desk.

"Ah, where did you guys come from?!" Ruby freaks out.

"We challenge you to a duel. If you win, you get Khazhak," Melanie says.

"But, if we win, we get Khazhak and you have to leave him alone," Miltia finishes.

"Wait..." Ruby stares at them, rubbing her chin. "Aren't you Yang's friends from when she likes to go out to the clubs?"

Their eyes widen, "Wait, you know that blonde-haired brute?" Melanie asks.

"Hey, are you guys bullying my little sister?" they look and see Yang behind them, cracking her knuckles.

"Yang, help. These two are freaking me out!" Ruby yells, and Yang growls at the twins.

A couple of explosion sounds are heard before Ruby and Yang skip along out the workshop. A moment later, the twins come out, covered in soot and smoke.

Miltia stares at Melanie, "Okay, how was I supposed to know that they were sisters? They have different last names!" Melanie yells, and Miltia facepalms.

Skit 2: Double Girl Trouble

How Voshkie'ahk got here, she'll never know. She was asked by Professor Goodwitch to keep an eye on Qrow to make sure he doesn't cause any trouble while in town. Of course, part of that job means following him around wherever he goes. And when your master is a drunk, that usually takes you to any place that has alcohol, which include restaurants, bars, and night clubs. One such night, Voshkie'ahk is at one night club with Qrow, the latter drinking it up at the bar while the former sits a few seats down, having a soft drink since she's underage and so she doesn't get drunk and forgets her mission. Luckily, Qrow doesn't care much for the dance floor, so that helps Voshkie'ahk when he stays at the bar, already down to his fourth drink of the night.

Voshkie'ahk sighs, "I'm really wondering why I have to keep an eye on him. Why not get Ruby or Yang to do it? He's their uncle, after all," Voshkie'ahk rests her head on the bar top.

"Hey there," she looks to her left when Melanie Malachite sits down next to her. "Haven't seen you around here before. New in town?"

"Melanie, no need to get her life story so soon. We've only just met," Voshkie'ahk turns agin to her right to see Miltia sitting on her other side. "You need to be more tactful,"

"Um, who are you guys if you don't mind my asking?" Voshkie'ahk asks.

"I'm Melanie. That's my twin sister, Miltia. Now it's your turn," Melanie smirks.

"...Voshkie'ahk Ryukado," Voshkie'ahk remains polite, though she still feels a little out of sorts in this situation.

"Voshkie'ahk... A lovely name. Aren't you a little young to be in a place like this?" Melanie asks.

"Though, to be honest, you're not the first of your age to come in here. It's becoming more of a regular occurrence," Miltia adds.

Voshkie'ahk sighs, "I'm just here to keep an eye on that moron over there because an acquaintance of mine asked me to," Voshkie'ahk points a thumb at Qrow, who has several empty glasses around him as he gets ready for his next round. "Believe me, it's a lot less fun than you think," Voshkie'ah's finger slides along the rim of her empty glass.

"Well, if it's fun you're looking for," Melanie leans in closer.

"We can provide you with lots of it," Miltia leans in too.

"Um, what are you guys talking about?" Voshkie'ahk starts to get nervous at how close they are getting.

Melanie leans in to her ear, "Oh, don't be coy. I noticed how you never once paid any attention to any of the guys in the club tonight except for that little job of yours. You paid more attention to the women in the room, even if only for a second or two," she whispers into her ear.

"And we've been paying attention to you ALL night," Miltia whispers into her other ear.

"Um, listen, you girls are really beautiful, but you need to know that I have a girlfriend, and I really love her," Voshkie'ahk tries to dissuade them, even as she starts blushing.

Now, the girls are so close, their chests are pressing up against her arms, "Well, she must be incredibly lucky. But, you know what they say: what happens in Vale, stays in Vale," Melanie refuses to back down.

"What she doesn't know won't hurt her," Miltia adds as she slides her hand across Voshkie'ahk's cheek.

"Oh, really now. So, what happens if I DO know about it?" they all hear, with Voshkie'ahk going pale, and they slowly turn around to see Yukari standing behind them, arms crossed and foot tapping on the ground. "I certainly hope you two hussies weren't trying to steal my precious Voshkie darling," she says in a sweet-sounding voice, but the aura she exudes is anything but sweet.

"Y-Y-Yukari. I swear, this is not what it looks like. I was only here to-," Voshkie'ahk stutters.

"I know why you're here. It's to keep an eye on that lost, forgotten jug of rotten ale over there," Yukari points at Qrow, who's now passed out on the bar top after finishing his tenth drink. "Now then, unless you girls don't want to have that makeup of your smeared all over the dance floor, I suggest you leave... NOW," her tone becomes more menacing.

"Oh, and just what are you going to do about it?" Melanie and Miltia ready their weapons.

Yukari then suddenly pulls out Blake's Gambol Shroud and Weiss' Myrtenaster, "Oh, you don't want to know. Voshkie darling, you might want to head to the powder room. This is going to get ugly,"

Voshkie'ahk just facepalms. This is going to be difficult to explain to Professor Goodwitch.

Skit 3: Faithful or what?

Another peaceful day at Beacon, and another day for Winter to come see her sister. At least, that was the original plan.

"Hi, I need a favor," that plan went out the window when Yukari suddenly pops up beside her.

Winter glares at her, "And why should I do you a favor? The last time I delt with you, you turned me into your fashion test dummy. Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was? No. So, why should I help you?"

Yukari leans into her ear, "Because I'll provide you with the information I've collected on Weiss' potential love interests," she whispers.

This actually gets Winter's attention, and she sighs, "Fine, what is it you need me to do? Just know that if it's something embarrassing again, I will gut you like a fish,"

"Oh, nothing like that. I just need to confirm something and to do that... I need you to be my girlfriend and go out on a date with me," Yukari shows an innocent smile.

Winter just stares at her, "Wait... what?"

The next day, Voshkie'ahk is out in the courtyard talking with Jaune and Ren, "So, Jaune, where did you learn to dance like that? I was pleasantly surprised by that at the school dance,"

"Well, these things tend to happen when you grow up with seven sisters," Jaune waves it off.

"Seven sisters?... That actually explains a lot," Voshkie'ahk notes, making Ren chuckle.

"Hey!" Jaune yells.

Just then, Yukari and Winter show up, with Yukari all over her left arm, and Winter looking like she wants to be anywhere but here.

"Oh, hello everyone. Don't mind me. I'm just going on a little outing with Winter here. See you later," Yukari waves at them before they leave.

This leaves Voshkie'ahk flabberghasted as she watches them leave.

Jaune hums, "Hmm, I never knew that they were friends. I thought Winter didn't like her. They seemed really close, though,"

His words make a string snap in Voshkie'ahk's mind, "Oh, no they're not. If Winter thinks she can take MY Yukari, she's got another thing coming. And you two are going to help me," a fire has been lit in her eyes.

The trio follow the pair into Vale, watching Yukari and Winter go into a few stores, hit a café place for some tea, and then head to the local park. With each passing minute, Voshkie'ahk's rage grows and grows.

"Um, are you sure you're okay? I think you're reading too much in to this," Ren asks.

Voshkie'ahk grabs the collar of his shirt, "If you so much as think one more comment to say that doesn't help me right now, I will break your leg, and then send you back to Nurse Nora so she'll 'take care of you' again," she warns him, causing Ren to pale at the mentioning of that.

Just then, Yukari and Winter come out of the park and Voshkie'ahk stops them, "That's enough of this crap! Winter Schnee, I challenge you to a death match right here, right now!" she takes out her Dust cards.

"Wait, what? Voshkie'ahk, calm down!" Winter tries to calm her down while Yukari snickers behind her.

"How am I supposed to calm down when I see you trying to steal MY Yukari away from me?! I thought you had more honor and integrity than that, Winter Schnee. I guess Schnee's really will try and take whatever they want. Well, not today! Yukari is my Swan Princess, and no one will do whatever they want with her except me! Draw your sword, Winter! Let's settle this!" Voshkie'ahk gets ready to attack.

But, Yukari then steps in between them, "Hold up, there's no need for that. Winter and I aren't together. This was just a little prank of sorts,"

Voshkie'ahk lowers her cards, "Wait... What?"

"I was looking to see if you were faithful or not. After those twins tried to seduce you back at the night club, I knew you wouldn't cheat on me, but I wanted to make sure... And have a little fun along the way. Sorry for the little misunderstanding,"

"Misunderstanding? I was about to slaughter Winter because I thought she was stealing you from me. Or because I thought you were cheating on me!" Voshkie'ahk retorts.

"I would never actually cheat on you, Voshkie darling," Yukari takes her girlfriend's hands in her own.

"Really," Voshkie'ahk blushes.

"Of course. And I'll make it up to you right now by taking you out to dinner. Let's go," Yukari says and the couple walk away, leaving Jaune, Ren, and Winter behind.

"So... What do we do now?" Jaune asks.

Winter sighs, "I should've just sliced her to pieces when I had the chance,"


And that's the chapter. More awkward moments, but at least we got to see the Malachite twins, and in two skits no less. Winter really needs to learn not to deal with Yukari's antics, or else she'll really get into trouble when she gets serious. Anyway, what other weird twists will we see next? Until then, please Read and Review.