Here we are at Chapter 12. Let's have more fun with RWBY, KEPL and the rest of the gang. It's RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to Roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's Chapter 12. Enjoy.


Chapter 12: Love and Fire

Skit 1: Worthy

Khazhak and Porphyrius are walking through the courtyard of Beacon, discussing some future plans of theirs.

"So, have you asked Ruby to the dance yet?" Porphyrius asks.

"Okay, first, that's none of your business, and second... no. I'm trying to figure out what would be the best way to ask her. Should it be in a romantic setting, which I know nothing about? Or something more wholesome? Should I bring chocolates, cookies, or strawberries because I know she likes those? Shouldn't we go on a date first before going to the dance together?" Khazhak is clenching his head as he begins to freak out. Porphyrius laughs at his expense. "Oh, shut up, jerk-off. What about you? Have you STILL not asked Yang to the dance yet?" he fires back.

"I, uh, t-t-that's none of your business!" Porphyrius blushes.

"See what I mean. I wish there was a manual or something that gave good tips on how to ask a girl out to a dance. Then, I'd probably have an easier time figuring out on how to approach Ruby," Khazhak sighs.

"Oh, no you're not!" they hear and see Taiyang pop up in front of them while riding a skateboard... only to lose his balance and fall off and land on his backside.

"Is... he dead?" Porphyrius wonders.

Taiyang quickly gets back up, "No, I'm not dead! And I will not allow some guy to take my lovable Ruby to a dance. I won't let you ruin her purity!"

"Whoa, what, I'm not going that far. I just want to take her to the dance!" Khazhak retorts.

"It's the same thing! As her father, I won't let you take her without a fight!" Taiyang smacks his fists together.

"Fine, but if I win, then you have to let me take Ruby to the dance, AND promise not to try and snoop on us, spy on us, or ruin or time at the dance, or be anywhere near the academy during the night of the dance," Khazhak lists off; making sure he covers his bases.

"Fine, you're on! Let's do this!" Taiyang agrees.

Inside the combat room in the school, Porphyrius sits up in the stands, eating a bag of popcorn, along with Dr. Oobleck who will serve as an official observer. Khazhak and Taiyang stand in the arena. Since Taiyang didn't have his weapons with him, Khazhak will holster his and fight barehanded.

"Alright then, as the official observer, I say: Let the match begin!" Oobleck announces.

Taiyang and Khazhak charge at each other, clashing their hands against one another. Taiyang tries to push back, but Khazhak rolls back, making Taiyang roll above him and then he gets kicked up into the wall.

Khazhak gets back on his feet, "You'll have to do better than that, old man,"

His smirk pisses off Taiyang, who gets back on his feet and charges at Khazhak. Taiyang throws a few punches, but Khazhak leans back, moves around, and dodges each one. Taiyang jumps to throw a kick at Khazhak's head, but Khazhak grabs his leg and swings him into the floor before spinning him around and throwing him into the wall again.

"You taught Yang how to fight? Hmm, maybe she just got that warrior's instinct from her mom, though I doubt it," Khazhak wipes his hands.

Taiyang doesn't give up just yet and goes right back into the fight. Up in the stands, Porphyrius and Oobleck watch the fight, with Porphyrius offering some popcorn to Oobleck who happily takes some. Down below, Khazhak goes on the offensive and throws a few punches of his own, but Taiyang manages to block them. Taiyang goes for a counter punch, but Khazhak catches it in his left hand. Khazhak throws a right punch, but Taiyang catches that one. The two fighters push against one another, but find themselves at a standstill.

Taiyang smirks while gritting his teeth, "Hah, what's it feel like, knowing you're about to lose to an 'old man'?"

Khazhak smirks, but appears calm, "Nothing, because I don't lose. Especially when I've got something important on the line," Khazhak then pulls Taiyang in for a head-butt, followed by two hooks and an uppercut to the face, and ends it with a spinning roundhouse to Taiyang's chest, sending him crashing through the wall this time. "Checkmate."

"And that's the match. Khazhak Rairyu wins!" Oobleck announces while Porphyrius claps.

Khazhak checks on Taiyang, who's alive, but groaning in pain, "Don't worry, I'll treat Ruby with nothing but respect and care. Thanks for giving me your blessing, old man," and then walks off while dusting his shoulders off, while Taiyang groans in pain too much to retort.

Skit 2: Too Hot to Handle

"So, you were finally able to get through to Jaune at the dance in a way, huh. Must taken a lot of courage to pull that off," Voshkie'ahk notes as she walks with Pyrrha through the halls of Beacon.

"Jaune is a nice guy, but a bit dense at times. Luckily, it all went well in the end, so I'm happy," Pyrrha replies.

"I was there. I saw him wearing a dress as he danced with you. Now, I admit, that was hilarious, and the dance routine your team did was amazing, but... why was he wearing a dress?" Voshkie'ahk raises an eyebrow.

Pyrrha giggles, "Oh, before the dance, Jaune made a joke that if I showed up to the dance without a date, that he'd wear a dress. I wasn't expecting him to, but he wasn't expecting me to show up without a date. And as he said that night, an Arc never goes back on his word. It was very admirable of him,"

"Too bad I had to stick to the shadows and that Yukari wasn't there at the time. I would've loved to dance with her under the moonlight. It would've been the perfect romance setting," Voshkie'ahk sighs.

Just then, they bump into Team RWBY, "Hey guys, where are you off to?" Yang asks.

"Hello again. Well, Voshkie'ahk and I just finished a little training session in the combat room, and were on our way out," Pyrrha waves to them.

"Oh, in that case, why not come with us to the girls' bathroom? We're on our way over there to wash up and relax a bit in the hot baths," Ruby offers.

"Huh?" Voshkie'ahk immediately gets flustered by the mentioning of that.

"Yeah, we can make it a girls night thing. Nora can come too," Weiss agrees.

"Wait... what?" Voshkie'ahk gets nervous, and starts getting a little red.

Entering the girl's bath with all of these resident beauties before her. Ruby and her nice, toned legs, Weiss and her smooth skin, Blake and her famous 'Bella-booty', Pyrrha and her lovely hair, Nora with her bubbly personality, and Yang with her big... her big... her... big... It would be like a dream come true for Voshkie'ahk, but at the same time, it could become a nightmare if Yukari finds out.

A blushing Voshkie'ahk starts to back away, "Um, on second thought, I think I actually have something to do. You guys go on ahead without me,"

"Aw, what's the harm? It'll just be us girls after all. This will give us a chance to relax and talk about girl stuff," Ruby says.

"Ruby, none of the stuff you talk about can count as 'girl stuff'," Weiss deadpans.

Voshkie'ahk backs up more, only to stop when she backs into Yukari, "Oh, my darling, I knew I'd find you. Oh, hey everyone, what's with this big gathering?" Yukari wraps her arms around Voshkie'ahk, pinning her against her well-endowed chest.

"Hey Yukari, we were all just about to head to the girl's bath together to relax. Wanna come with?" Yang offers.

A look appears in Yukari's eyes, one Voshkie'ahk knows all too well. The next thing she thinks about is sharing a bath with Yukari, her personal goddess, with a body and with beauty even the gods would be jealous of... naked in the bath with her. If Voshkie'ahk had a thermometer in her mouth, it would've broken by now.

"Sure, sounds lovely. Come on, Voshkie darling. Let's relax and have some girl talk. I want to see how much you've grown since I last saw you," Yukari starts dragging Voshkie'ahk behind her with the rest of the group.

"But... you just saw me yesterday. I didn't grow in that time," Voshkie'ahk mutters weakly.

"True, but where's the fun in that? Maybe we can even find a private bath for just the two of us," Yukari mutters seductively.

Voshkie'ahk: system malfunction... systems... shutting down... Voshkie'ahk broke...

Skit 3: Bunny Backup

Velvet is getting her papers together at her seat in class, but as she's doing so, Cardin Winchester walks behind her and smacks her papers in the air, causing them to go everywhere.

"Ah, hey, my essay!" Velvet tries to get all the papers together.

"Oops, my bad. I didn't know animals could learn how to read and write. So sorry," Cardin laughs as he leaves a pouting Velvet behind, only to bump into Khazhak who has his arms crossed and his eyes narrowed at Cardin. "Khazhak, what do you want?"

"Oh nothing, just thought of something. Cardin is, like, short for cardinal, as in the bird, right? So, I simply thought I'd help you learn how to fly," Khazhak cracks his knuckles.

Outside, in the hallway, Team RWBY is making their way to their next class.

"I wonder if Team KEPL did will on that essay?" Ruby wonders.

"I heard they have Cardin in that class with them. That guy is a total jerk," Yang frowns.

"I'm sure they'll be fine," Ruby waves it off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" they look and see Cardin flying outside the window straight towards the cliffs overlooking the Emerald Forest.

They then see Team KEPL walking by, with Khazhak whistling while dusting off his hands.

"...See, I told you they'd be fine," Ruby smiles, as does the rest of her team.

The next day, Velvet is practicing her photography on some weapons in the armory, hoping to add more to her collection for later. However, once more, Cardin Winchester walks by and swipes Velvet's camera out of her hands.

"Hey, that's mine!" Velvet tries to get her camera back, but Cardin keeps her away.

"Hahahahaha! Hey, if you want a picture that badly, then you should take a picture of me showing stupid Faunus like yourself exactly where you belong: in a cage," Cardin insults her.

"A cage, huh?" they look back to see Coco standing behind Cardin. Coco takes the camera from him. "If you want a cage that badly, then I know just the one for you,"

A few moments later, Cardin ends up in a big cage... that's from Professor Port's class... that still has a Grimm inside it.

"Ah! Wait! I don't have my weapon! HELP!" Cardin screams like a little girl as chaos can be heard in the cage.

Coco wipes her hands, "Don't worry, Velvet. If he ever messes with you like that again, I'll take care of it. No one messes with my teammate and best friend,"

Velvet smiles, "Thanks Velvet,"

The day after that, Cardin is once again bullying Velvet, only this time he's now getting physical by pulling her bunny ears again.

"Ow, stop, that hurts!" Velvet cries as he keeps pulling them.

"Hey, maybe if you cut these nasty things off, you might pass for a human. Then maybe, I wouldn't have to do this, hahahaha," Cardin laughs at her misery.

"You know, I can't tell if you're dumb, stupid, or just that much of an idiot. What do you think, Coco?" Cardin hears and looks behind him to see Coco AND Khazhak glaring at him.

"None of the above, actually. To call him any of those would be an insult to every stupid person, dumb person, and idiot in Remnant. But, if he's so keen on escalating, I think we should respond in kind," Coco changes her bag into its minigun form.

"I couldn't agree more," Khazhak takes out his blades.

Cardin Winchester ends up spending the next three weeks in the infirmary, and would then spend the next month in detention. It was only three weeks because Khazhak and Coco had to hold back from killing the bastard. If they did that, then they wouldn't get the pleasure of beating the crap out of him all the way to graduation... if he even makes that far.


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