Here we are at Chapter 29. It's time for more fun, furry, and more furry fun. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 29. Enjoy.


Chapter 29: Dog and Dash

Skit 1: Dogs & Birds

At Beacon, Khazhak is laying on his bed, groaning into a pillow, while the rest of the team watch.

"Um, Brother, are you okay? Should we call a doctor, or at least Ruby?" Lloyd asks, unsure of what to do.

"No, it's just that time of year again," Khazhak pops up before his head falls down again.

"Um, what time of year? I don't think it's time for Christmas, and Ruby's birthday isn't for a few weeks. Is there a holiday that we're forgetting about?" Porphyrius asks Edom, who merely shrugs his shoulders.

Khazhak groans louder, "Ugh, no, it's not that! This is usually the time of the year where Raven tries to drop in and force me into another one of her crazy sparring sessions and attempts to get me to join her tribe of bandits. She always shows up at the worst of times,"

"Oh, I forgot about that. I've actually never really seen her training sessions, only that you've told us it was pretty brutal sometimes," Lloyd notes.

"Well, no use hiding from her. She can create a portal that leads right to you, you know. Just gotta bear with it," Edom is not helping, which only makes Khazhak groan again.

Meanwhile, a portal opens up outside Team RWBY's room and out comes Raven Branwen.

"Alright, just gotta try and say hi to Yang, see if she'll come back with me to my tribe, and then should that fail, get to Khazhak for his next training session," Raven says.

She finds that the door is locked and, just like her disregard for the law like always, she kicks the door open.

"Yang, I'm-," Raven begins, only to suddenly get hit in the face by a big ball of fluff. She takes a few moments trying to pull it off until she finally does it sees that it's Zwei that grabbed her. "Zwei! What are you doing here. Where's Yang? Hey!"

Zwei starts barking and trying to bite her face off. Raven tosses him away, but he lands on his feet and growls at her.

"Okay, you little drool machine. You wanna play, then let's play," Raven takes out her sword.

The two charge at each other. Outside, people hear the sounds of fighting and explosions, and the dorm building they're in shakes a few times. In their room, Team KEPL look around to see what's happening.

"What in the name of Oum is going on out there?" Edom wonders.

"You think it's Nora on one of her coffee episodes again?" Porphyrius asks.

"I sure hope not. The last time that happened, we spent a month cleaning out the wreckage with Team JNPR, and only because Goodwitch wanted it fixed as soon as possible and made us help them, even though we did nothing wrong!" Lloyd shivers.

Back in Team RWBY's room, Raven lay on the floor, defeated, with Zwei standing on top of her, barking in triumphant victory.

"How... how could a mere corgi beat me?" Raven moans.

Zwei grabs her sword in his mouth and swings it to create a portal, and then kicks Raven through. Just then, Team RWBY enter the room.

"Zwei, we heard some weird noises from outside. Is everything okay?" Ruby asks as she pets him.

Zwei barks innocently before subtly winking his eye.

Skit 2: Is this a Fight?

"Argh, I've had it up to here with that no-good, conniving little she-devil!" Weiss curses while walking down the halls of the dormitory.

"Um, Weiss, you're kind of scaring me. I didn't do something to make you angry... again... did I?" Ruby hesitantly asks while keeping a safe distance from an angry Weiss.

"No, for once, it isn't you that's getting on my nerves this time. It's that stupid little harpy Azula. Somehow, she beat me in Vale Magazine's best dress competition for this month, and last month. I mean, how can she be seen as more beautiful than me. Plus, I have access to more money than she does, so I can get the best dresses without any problem!" Weiss is fuming.

"Um, sorry, I'm not too good at this fashion stuff, but I'm rooting for you," Ruby tries to placate her BFF (though Weiss will never admit to that).

They reach their dorm room and head inside to find Blake reading a book and Yang playing on her scroll. The pair quickly take notice of Weiss looking none too happy right now.

"Ruby, what did you do to get her all angry this time?" Yang asks.

"It wasn't me this time, honest! How dare you automatically accuse me when you have no evidence to prove that I did it. And for the record, Weiss is angry at Azula because she bet her in some fashion competition," Ruby defends herself.

"I'll bet half my monthly allowance that she bribed the judges to give her their votes. No doubt she sweet-talked them into it or gave them something else,"

"Ha, of course you would automatically assume that I cheated in order to avoid admitting that you lost fair and square," a new voice gets their attention and they look to see Azula at the doorway. "How typical of a Schnee."

"You little gorgon in human skin! How dare you mock me. I know you cheated at that competition," Weiss glares at her.

"My, my, how immature. Listen, Weiss, if you must know why you lost, it had nothing to do with your clothing. You simply lacked elegance when it came to promoting yourself and your wares. Unlike myself of course. You may have the edge when it comes to your singing, but when it comes to music and beauty, I have the lead," Azula taunts her, drifting a hand through her hair.

A vein pop on Weiss' head, "That's it! Let's take this outside!"

Azula smirks, "Hmph, fine by me,"

Meanwhile, the rest of Team RWBY look worried.

Outside in the courtyard, Ruby, Blake, and Yang watch on in slight shock as Azula and Weiss get into a physical altercation... that is really nothing more than the two of them rolling around on the ground while pulling each other's hair.

"Ha! Is that the best you can do? I guess it's a good thing you were placed on a team. They can cover all your many weak points," Azula says while fighting Weiss.

"At least I have a team and friends who want to fight alongside me. Must be sad always having to work alone. I feel sorry for whoever has to work with or for you. I'm sure they deserve a massive raise," Weiss taunts back.

"Um... should we stop them or something?" Ruby looks between her teammates.

"Nah, they've only been at it for about thirty minutes now. Let them get it all out of their systems before taking them to the infirmary. At least that way, Weiss will be too exhausted to give us any headaches," Yang says, while Blake simply nods.

"Um, oh, okay," Ruby decides to just go along with it.

At least she's not giving Ruby and earful like she usually does.

Skit 3: Coco Crazy

At a local café in Vale, Coco and Voshkie'ahk enjoy some drinks, though Voshkie'ahk is a little confused by this turn of events. The last time they came into contact with one another, Coco tried hitting on her and Yukari ended up hitting on her... literally. It also doesn't help that Coco occasionally glances around like she's worried someone's about to jump out and ambush her.

"Um, not that I mind hanging out with you, Coco, but... is there something you wanted to talk about? I'm sure if Yukari saw us right now, she'd go ballistic like last time," Voshkie'ahk notes.

"Yukari! Is she here?!" Coco looks around frantically before breathing a sigh of relief when she sees that said woman is not around. "Sorry about that, but the truth is Yukari is who I wanted to talk to you about,"

"About Yukari? What for?" Voshkie'ahk is still confused.

"Look, let me make myself clear first. I am NOT trying to hit on you. I learned my lesson the first time and it's not cool to hit on someone else's woman. I wanted to to tell me how much you know about Yukari's business," Coco clarifies.

"Her fashion business? I mean, I know a little, but I've never been very knowledgeable in that area. Only some basic stuff. Why do you ask?" Voshkie'ahk replies.

"Why do I ask?! Hello, Yukari Hakucho is the all-time best fashion designer in the history of Remnant. My favorite clothing store sells a lot of her products. I even where some of her products right now. Look..." Coco points to her beret and her shades. "These are actually some of her work. The perfect mix of fashion and fight. I wanted to know if there is any way I can get some early access or even a discount on her designs. She's a total Meister when it comes to clothes," Coco nearly loses her cool persona here.

"Um, Coco... could you please stand back from me. You're getting a little too close for comfort," Voshkie'ahk leans back far in her chair as Coco gets too close to her face.

Coco realizes what she did and sits back in her seat, "Ahem, sorry about that. But seriously, can you do it?"

Voshkie'ahk shrugs her shoulders, "I really can't say. It's not like I have anything to do with her business. The most is that some of the huntress clothes I wear were designed by her, but that's about it. There might also be the issue that she still hasn't let go of the fact that you tried to hit on me that one time. She gets a little... overprotective at times when I'm involved,"

Coco snaps her fingers, "Drat, she still has a grudge against me for that. That was so long ago, and I was already punished for it,"

"You'd probably have better luck getting Porphyrius to dance the cha-cha than to get her inside knowledge on her work. Even if I could try and sweet talk her into giving me the information, there's no way she wouldn't sniff out some kind of scheme because she knows everything about me... which is a little scary sometimes," Voshkie'ahk notes before sipping her drink again.

"So, what do you suggest I do?" Coco leans in.

"Try doing something to get back into her good graces, I suppose. Though, not just anything will work. Unfortunately, I have no idea what might work. That's all I can say," Voshkie'ahk replies.

"All who can say?" they hear and look back to see Yukari standing behind Voshkie'ahk. "Coco, what did I say about trying to steal my darling from me?" Yukari's smile is anything but sweet when she says this.

"I wasn't hitting on her, I swear! Aah!" Coco runs for it and Yukari gives chase.

Voshkie'ahk simply sighs and returns to her drink. Maybe one day, she'll figure out a way to get her girlfriend to be less crazy... probably.


And that's the chapter. Some more fun and more weird moments here, and plenty more to come. Until then, please Read and Review.