We're back baby! I told you this story wasn't done, and now, your patience is being rewarded. It's time for more hijinks, more comedy skits. It's the return of RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 34. Enjoy.


Chapter 34: Dresses and Workouts

Skit 1: Yukari's Antics (Again)

"Um, are you sure this is a good idea, Voshkie'ahk?" Pyrrha asks tentatively.

Pyrrha and Voshkie'ahk are out in front of the school, where Khazhak's little sister came to Pyrrha with a sudden, and possibly dangerous, favor.

"Please, Pyrrha, I really need your help. Yukari's here, looking use someone to help try out some of her new designs. Normally, I'd help her out... sort of. But, I'm going on a new mission with Master Qrow and so I'll be out of town for a few days. Will you please fill in for me and help Yukari with her work? Please? Please?!" Voshkie'ahk is practically begging at this point.

Pyrrha sighs, "Okay, I'll help. But, I've heard about how your girlfriend works when it comes to that kind of thing. Are you sure I'll be okay? I won't need to call the police or anything?" she's still hesitant.

"Pyrrha, I know you don't like this sort of thing being mentioned, but you're the Undefeated Champion of Mistral. I highly doubt Yukari could do any kind of real harm to you. Besides, if she ever brought in something made of metal, you could just use your semblance and send it away. I'm sure you'll be fine," Voshkie'ahk notes.

"Well..." Pyrrha is still unsure.

Voshkie'ahk gives her a flat stare, "I'll ask Yukari to use Jaune as a volunteer for some new male clothing designs, and I'll be sure to get the photos and send them to you for your own leisure,"

"Deal," Pyrrha didn't hesitate once Jaune was mentioned.

Okay, maybe Pyrrha shouldn't have been so quick to accept Voshkie'ahk's deal. Now, she finds herself trapped in a women's fitting room, trying to go as far into one corner as she can while Yukari looms closer to her. The young woman has a mischievous look in her eye that seemed downright evil, and some measuring tape in her hands.

"Oh, to think I'd finally get to take Pyrrha Nikos' measurements. What a day this turned out to be. I'm still upset that I couldn't spend time with my beloved Voshkie, but it's always nice to try out on new people," Yukari says.

"Y-Y-Yukari, I'm sorry, but maybe you should tone it down a bit. You're really starting to frighten me!" Pyrrha's starting to sweat now, too.

"Oh, don't worry, I'll have those clothes of yours off without ripping a stitch. You should probably hold still though so you don't get hurt," Yukari is not listening.

"H-Hurt? What's that supposed to-AHH!" and thus, another fair maiden fell into Yukari Hakucho's web.

After getting Pyrrha's measurements, and nearly leaving the poor girl completely drained of life, Yukari had come up with a few outfits for the Spartan warrior to try on. First, she had Pyrrha try on a red and black skintight armor set that exposed her arms and midriff, ending it with a gold tiara on her head (Pyra's outfit from Xenoblade Chronicles 2). Next, she had Pyrrha wear a black skinsuit with a pair of white high-heels, white sleeves that expose the shoulders, and a white tail that looks like the tail of a bird (think Shenhe's outfit from Genshin Impact). After that, she had Pyrrha try on a formal dress that is dark red with a black top, heels, and has her hair down (her dress from Ice Queendom).

"Ah, I think that one suits you the most. You may keep that. I have everything I need. Your body has great proportions, so it looks good in just about anything," Yukari critiques her work.

"Um, thank you, I guess. Maybe next time, you could tone it down on the measurements. My heart can't handle it," Pyrrha pleads.

"But, why would I do that? I certainly can't let some second-rate hack do your measurements for MY work. It's ludicrous! Now then, time to get these designs in order. I wonder how Voshkie would look in some of these," Yukari mutters as she walks off, while Pyrrha breathes a sigh of relief.

"Voshkie'ahk better keep up her end of the bargain," Pyrrha groans.

Skit 2: Workout woes

"47... 48... 49... 50," Yang mutters as she does sit-ups in the school gym.

As future warriors whose duty is to protect the people, they need to be at the top of their game. So, the school has a work-out room for such training. As Yang works on her abs, she glances over at Nora doing her own thing.

"115... 116... 117... 118," Nora is doing pushups like she always does.

Is it weird to consider that she really isn't human? Or maybe even from Remnant to begin with. Meanwhile, Khazhak is doing bench presses with his jacket off.

"71... 72... 73... 74," Khazhak pushes through the burn. "How you doing over there, Lloyd?"

"Just fine, Brother," Lloyd calmly replies as he lifts two 125-Ib weights in his hands without much effort. "I wonder if there's a way to get heavier weights than these,"

Lloyd, being a cyborg, never had an issue lifting heavy stuff.

"You know... maybe we... should invite... our teammates... to join us... sometime," Yang notes as she does more sit-ups.

"I tried that before... but the rest... of my time... ran away... from me... That hurt," Nora cries at the rejection of her invitation by her team.

"Probably... because they... wanted to live," Khazhak says as he finishes his bench presses and rests the weight before sitting up. "Though, the idea is not without merit. No offense to the rest of your team, Yang, but Ruby and Weiss could use some serious help in the exercise department. Blake has a few goods points, but she can always improve too,"

"Well, I have a way of getting them here to help out with that if you want to hear it," Yang offers.

Lloyd drops his weights... which leave cracks in the floor, "What do you have in mind?"

A while later, Ruby, Weiss, and Blake are brought to the gym. Though, to be honest, it was more like Ruby was bribed to come with some cookies, Blake was blackmailed with the threat of her reading Ninjas of Love being made public, and Weiss was literally dragged here against her will.

"You better have a good explanation for dragging me here away from studying, Yang," Weiss looks angry, which is normal.

"Look, we're here to get you three into tip-top shape. We are huntresses, but you guys either are lacking in the physical fitness department, in more ways than one-," Yang glances at Weiss and her lacking chest.

"Hey!" Weiss shrieks.

"-Or, you don't have enough stamina, or don't know how to fight without your weapon or semblance. But, the last one we'll get to another time. For now, let's work on getting you three in shape. And we're gonna help with that," Yang says and the three immediately pale when they glance at a smirking Nora. "Nora, no, down girl. We need them to survive the exercise, not die from it," she says, making the pancake lover moan in sadness.

"Now, let's move it, people!" Khazhak claps his hands.

Lloyd has Ruby working on lifting weights since her legs are toned enough. He has her start with 50-Ib weights, which might be too much for the girl if her straining face is anything to go one. As for Blake, Yang has her doing push-ups... with Yang sitting on top of her.

"Yang, let me start... without you... on my back... first!" Blake painfully pleads.

"Where's the fun in that? Consider this payback for that game of tag," Yang smirks while playing a game on her scroll.

Finally, Khazhak is working with Weiss. He has weights wrapped around Weiss' legs, arms, and torso. The heiress can barely stand up, but her eyes fill with fright when Khazhak picks her up and puts her on a treadmill.

"Now then, you need the most work, princess. So, we're gonna start with our boots running on the ground. Let's start at 20 miles," Khazhak says.

"Can't we start out a little slower first? I can barely stand up right now!" Weiss pleads.

Khazhak shakes his head as he picks her up with one hand, "Nope. Now then, let's get started," and he hits the button. Weiss gets more and more frightened as she sees the treadmill pick up speed. Once it's at full speed, Khazhak drops her onto the machine... only for said heiress to get launched off the treadmill and crashes into a wall. Khazhak facepalms, "This is going to be a challenge."

Skit 3: Bowl of Fun

In Vale, a local bowling alley is having a special tournament for students from Beacon Academy. The tournament will consist of teams of four like in the school and the 1st place winner gets coupons that allow free games, food and drinks for their team for a whole year. Of course, several teams couldn't resist the idea of games and free stuff if they win. Teams RWBY and KEPL have already defeated a few teams to reach the finals of the tournament. Off to the side, Team JNPR, Robyn Hill and her Happy huntresses, and Azula and Voshkie'ahk are watching from the sidelines while enjoying some food and drinks.

"Why couldn't we compete? This is stupid," May complains.

"You're not Beacon students. This tournament is just for them. Besides, I'm sure my boyfriend's team would've beaten you all easy," Azula waves a hand through her hair while sipping a smoothie.

"Hey, what's you say?!" Joana gets up with her fists clenched.

Robyn holds her back, "Joana, down girl. Except for the last part, Azula has a point. This tournament is for the students. We'll just have to watch. Besides, I want my nephew to win anyway," Robyn pulls out a little blue flag with 'KEPL' on it in white.

Voshkie'ahk sighs, "Let's just hope they don't end up destroying the bowling alley and get us banned for life,"

In the tournament, KEPL and RWBY face off while glaring at each other.

"You guys are going down. That prize is all ours!" Yang pumps her fists.

"Nothing standing between me and free food, blondie. Your fresh out of luck," Lloyd counters.

"So, did you get dragged into this too?" Blake asks while reading a book.

Porphyrius shrugs his shoulders, "Pretty much," he deadpans.

Weiss and Edom stare at each other, "Let's have a good, clean, fair game,"

"Yes, and we'll beat you in a clean, fair manner as well," Edom replies, earning a growl from her.

"Wait until we kick your butts, Khazhak! You're no match for Team RWBY!" Ruby cheers.

Khazhak simply cracks his knuckles, and her confidence starts to drop. Whenever he gets like this, it's a clear sign that someone might get hurt. The teams line up, take bowling balls in their respective colors. The first up are Ruby and Khazhak. Ruby gets into position as the pins are set, and then rolls her ball. The ball rolls and manages to take out seven pins, leaving three on left on the right side. Ruby waits for her ball to return and rolls, getting a spare in the end.

"Ha! How do you like that, Khazhak?!" Ruby taunts him.

Khazhak makes no reply as he waits for his turn. He readies his ball, and rolls it with such force that it slides across the whole alleyway before hitting all ten pins down. And thus, Ruby's confidence drops even more while Khazhak wipes his hands. Next up is Weiss and Edom. Weiss aims her ball, calculating the perfect angle and speed for the perfect shot. She winds up the ball, releases it... only to watch it end up in the gutter.

"What?! Impossible! There must be something wrong with my ball. My calculations were perfect!" Weiss freaks out.

"Yeah, sure, that's the problem," Edom sarcastically notes before rolling his ball, hitting eight pins and then getting a spare on his second go. "Maybe try less calculation, more physical training."

Next up is Blake and Porphyrius. Blake puts in only a little effort, but somehow managed to get some pins down, only to end up with a 7-10 split. Much to her team's dismay, Blake only manages to get the 7. Porphyrius readies his ball, lines up the shot, and releases it. Surprisingly, he gets a strike despite only having one eye.

"How'd he get that? He's only got one eye!" Ruby cries.

"Please, even with no eyes, he's still get a better score than you girls," Lloyd taunts, earning a growl from Yang as she gets her ball. "Don't lose your cool, Yang!"

Yang tries to ignore him and readies her ball. "The alleyway is pretty slick, so don't lose your footing," Lloyd keeps it going, making Yang angry. Yang is about to release her ball when... "Don't forget to watch the-," he throws her off and she ends up spinning around and throwing the ball at him.

Luckily, he ducks under the ball, and it hits the wall in the back... just a few feet over Robyn and her huntresses.

"Hey, watch the merchandise!" Robyn yells, while Azula and Voshkie'ahk decide to move to a different, but safer, table.

Yang glares bloody murder at Lloyd, who merely chuckles, "Oops, guess that's a gutter ball. Now then, my turn,"

Lloyd picks up his ball, lines it up, and... suddenly throws it at the pins, hitting them all without touching the ground. The members of Team RWBY look on in shock.

"But... the ball never touched the ground," Weiss can't comprehend how this could be legal.

"The rules never said we couldn't throw the ball at the pins. Just that we have to use it to knock them down," Lloyd smirks.

Suffice to say, Team KEPL ended up winning the tournament, much to Team RWBY's irritation.


And that's the chapter. Man, it feels good to be back doing this stuff, but this story is for in between RWBY volumes. Don't worry, plenty more where this came from. Until next time, please Read and Review.