Here we are at Chapter 36. Fun, action, drama; it's all right here. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 36. Enjoy.


Chapter 36: Romance is Weird

Skit 1: Summer of Love

In the kitchen for students at Beacon, Khazhak and Voshkie'ahk are having a little conversation with Taiyang.

"So, first you were with Yang's mom, Raven... Still have no idea how you managed to pull that off... And then after she left to become a bandit, you eventually got together with Summer, Ruby's mom. What I want to know is how exactly did that happen?" Khazhak asks.

"I must admit that I'm curious myself. Master Qrow never really talked about that," Voshkie'ahk adds.

"Well, it's a little complicated... or maybe it isn't. Well, after Raven left and I was being a blubbering mess, Summer pitched in to help raise Yang since she was just a baby and I was a single dad. I don't know; it's just that during that time, I started to see Summer differently. Before, I just saw her as our leader who happened to like fighting and tasty sweets. I think Ruby got her cookie cravings from her mom. I started to see how truly one of a kind person Summer was. Even though Yang wasn't her biological daughter, she still cared for her just the same. We raised Yang together and during that time, we just... clicked. I guess we just got really close while taking care of Yang without realizing it. And then not long after, we had Ruby. When we were thinking of what to name her before she was born, we already had ideas for her first name whether she was a boy or a girl," Taiyang explains.

"But, how'd you two decide to use Summer's last name for Ruby instead of yours?" Voshkie'ahk asks.

"Well, I was honestly fine either way. Summer was a little... conflicted. Not about having a child of her own. She was so happy about that. She was just... afraid that she was just some kind of replacement for Raven. I never thought that of her though. Raven was great in so many ways, but if you ask me, Summer was better. She was there, even if only for a time. She loved both Ruby and Yang. So, I decided then and there that no matter what, whether it be a boy or a girl, we'd give our child her last name. You can't imagine how happy she was about that. It's a good thing we did too, since Ruby ended up looking just like her mother. Honestly, I don't think 'Ruby Xiao Long' would've suited her anyway. Summer truly was the best, and still is in my book," Taiyang says.

"Wow, that is so romantic," Voshkie'ahk coos.

"Okay, but if Summer was so awesome, and I'm sure she is. She's Ruby's mom, after all... Anyway, if she was so awesome, then how come you went after Raven first? Raven has never pegged me for being the romantic, family type," Khazhak asks.

Taiyang rubs his head and laughs nervously, "Uh, hahaha, well about that... I guess I was a bit of an idiot back then, and maybe a little blinded by Raven's awesomeness," he gives an excuse, but this just makes the two siblings give him scrutinizing looks. "Okay, I was young! I was STUPID! There, I admitted it. Are you happy now?!"

Khazhak smirks, "Hey, no judgments here, old man. Besides, you still had Yang and then Ruby later on. Seemed like everything worked out for the most part. Yang looks out for Ruby, and Ruby is perfect, flaws and all," Khazhak starts thinking fondly of Ruby.

Taiyang points at Khazhak, "Oh, no you don't! Ruby is far too young to be dating boys. I will not let you or anyone else have her!"

"This coming from the man who got together with both female members of his team, even if at different times periods," Khazhak cocks an eyebrow at him.

Taiyang glances around, trying to come up with a rebuttal, but comes up with nothing.

"I'll kill you!" Taiyang tackles Khazhak and the two get into a fist fight.

Voshkie'ahk watches while sipping her tea, "Boys can be such idiots," she shakes her head.

Skit 2: A Touch of Art

Majority of Team RWBY are in their room, with Weiss studying, Blake reading a book, and Yang playing a game on her scroll. A moment later, the door suddenly flies open because of their leader walking in.

"Attention, Team RWBY!" Ruby yells, spooking Weiss.

"Will you stop doing that already?!" Weiss yells back.

"What's going on this time, Ruby?" Yang asks, curious.

"Velvet and Coco are hosting a little art class for first-years. They said that they want anyone who's interested to come out and show their artistic skill. Doesn't that sound like fun?" Ruby is so hyped right now.

"Um, I'm not sure that's a good idea. I'm never been big on the whole 'art' thing," Yang replies.

"I'm not interested," Blake makes a quick refusal.

Ruby gives the puppy dog eyes to Weiss, who doesn't last long, "Oh, alright. I suppose since I am talented in all forms of art, that I could show you all how it's done. If it adds more to the prestige of our team, then that's just a bonus," Weiss agrees.

Ruby gets stars in her eyes, "Yes! Thank you, Weiss. Let's go, team!" she and Weiss grab Blake and Yang and pull them along to the art class.

Inside the art class, they find Edom, Lloyd, Voshkie'ahk, Pyrrha, and Jaune having also joined the class.

"Wait, why are you guys here?" Yang asks.

"Well, Lloyd and I lost a bet to Khazhak and Porphyrius, and this is our punishment," Edom replies.

"I was genuinely curious so I decided to try it out," Voshkie'ahk says.

"And I'm here because I did a little drawing with my sisters back home. Pyrrha just wanted to come along and try it herself," Jaune says.

"I see," Blake looks like she'd rather be anywhere else but here.

Just then, Coco and Velvet enter the room, "Hello, everyone. For the record, Bun-Bun thought of all of this. Anyway, while we are all training to be warriors, we can also have some time to develop our artistic skills too. I mean, just look at Velvet's photography," this gets a smile from Velvet. "Now then, we've managed to acquire a plethora of art supplies for you to use in your projects. You may try drawing or painting. Welp, that's about it. Give it a whirl!"

The class goes without much issue. Coco and Velvet inspect each attendee as they try their hands at artwork. Ruby is drawing weapon sketches of her teammates' weapons, Edom is trying to paint a nature portrait but having a little trouble with getting the finer details right, and Pyrrha is drawing a picture of her teammates. They seem to be doing alright, which is more than can be stated for a few of their friends. Yang is trying to paint... whatever it is she's painting. Coco and Velvet have no idea, but Yang is using a lot of red, yellow, and orange. Blake, on the other hand, is putting barely any effort into a drawing of a little cat eating a fish. Yeah, she really wants to be anywhere other than here. Jaune is trying to draw the logo for Pumpkin Pete... and is failing miserably. Unlike everyone else, Weiss is excelling at this class.

"Wow, that's really good, Weiss. I guess I shouldn't be surprised," Coco inspects her work.

"Of course. I am a Schnee after all. Excelling at the arts is no different than breathing for me," Weiss basks in her personal glory.

"Wow, Lloyd, how are you doing that?" Velvet gasps in awe which catches their attention.

They walk over to see Lloyd's drawing and freeze in shock. His drawing is a picture of Weiss when she was little, riding on the back of a white horse through a field.

"But? What? How? How did you make something this... How do you even know what I looked like as a child?" Weiss can't believe her eyes.

"Well, your sister supplied the photos after a little deal we made, and then I just used my cyborg hands to get all the details in at peak level. The rest is elementary. Simple as that," Lloyd dusts off his shoulders.

"Wait, what?! Why would my sister-I don't-," Weiss has no idea how to take this.

"Yeah, you might want to talk to your sister about that," Lloyd says, smiling, while Weiss just looks like she's about to pass out.

Skit 3: Parent Teacher Conference Part 2

Khazhak and Voshkie'ahk, along with Ruby and Yang, sit outside one of the classrooms at Beacon.

"This is your fault, Khazhak," Yang points at him.

"My fault? This was all your idea to begin with! Don't act like you're the innocent one here!" Khazhak retorts.

"I don't understand why I'm here. I didn't do anything, and I'm not even a student here," Voshkie'ahk notes.

"I'm the youngest and most adorable one here, so I definitely didn't do it," Ruby claims.

Just then, Taiyang, Qrow, and Robyn walk up, "Are you girls kidding me? One week. That's all I ask, one week where I don't get a call about you two doing something bad or dangerous. I mean, the cats still haven't fully regrown their fur from the last time," Taiyang says.

"I swear, it wasn't us this time... Or that time either," Yang puts on her best 'I'm innocent' face.

"Yeah, I'm the youngest, so I just learned from the rest of them and followed their lead," Ruby makes her own defense.

"Ruby, that doesn't count in this instance," Khazhak deadpans.

"And you!" Taiyang gets in Khazhak's face. "How dare you corrupt my sweet daughter into becoming delinquents?! I know it was you. My Ruby is so cute and adorable and innocent, and then what happens: you show up into her life and now she's going down a darker path!"

Khazhak glances away, "You know you're a little annoying,"

"Hey, excuse you, but what about me?!" Yang points at herself.

Taiyang stares at her for a moment then goes back to Khazhak, "How dare you get my innocent Ruby in trouble at school!" that earns him a glare from Yang.

"Seriously, Khazhak, what did you do this time? I was in Vale when Professor Port saying I had to attend a parent teacher conference," Robyn asks.

"Yeah, about that, why'd they call you. You've been gone from our lives for what, how many years now?" Voshkie'ahk notes, earning a hurt look from Robyn.

"You didn't have to go that far," Robyn mumbles.

The door opens and out comes Ozpin.

"Well, I wonder if you guys went further than the last time," Qrow says.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Taiyang shouts.

"Don't worry. Don't worry. The lightning only struck Team CRDL and they are expected to make a full recovery and regrow their hair back after at least seven months of physical therapy. And the ice will thaw out soon enough," Ozpin explains.

"Wow, they're getting bold these days, huh," Qrow smirks.

Robyn facepalms, "What happened to these kids? Khazhak and Voshkie'ahk were such sweethearts when they were little,"

Taiyang glares at Qrow, "See, this is what I keep saying. You are a terrible influence on them!"

"Woah, woah, woah, at least I'm around to have an influence. What do you think is worse, a bad influence or no influence at all like Miss Birdy over here," Qrow points a thumb at Robyn.

Robyn has a tear drop, "Why must everyone mention that? Things just happened, okay!"

Ozpin sighs, "You know, as far as you two are concerned, I am tempted to recommend you to couple's counseling. If the parental guardians are fighting like this, then that's all the children will see and learn from," he gives a look at Taiyang and Qrow.

"Woah, woah, woah, hold on! We are NOT a couple in any way!" Taiyang retorts.

"Could've fooled me," Robyn mutters.

"And you!" Ozpin turns to Robyn. "Child neglect is a serious crime, my dear. To not be around to teach Khazhak and Voshkie'ahk proper values and life lessons is a sure fire way of them going down and causing such untold chaos like they did today. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Now Robyn is crying, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry I wasn't there when the kids needed me. I know I need to do better! Whaaa!" Robyn slides out of her seat as she cries.

Ozpin shakes his head, "This is why I worry for the younger generation,"

The door opens up and Taiyang and Qrow walk out, "When we get home, you and I are going to have a serious talk about your behavior," Taiyang says.

"You're not my mom, so I don't have to listen to you," Qrow replies as he drags Robyn away by her collar since she's too traumatized to move.

The four watch them go, "So, who else wants to steal Ren's pancakes once this is over? I'm hungry," Khazhak suggests.

"Yep," the girls all say together.


And that's the chapter. What other kinds of crazy situations will the gang get into? Hope they won't get in trouble again... maybe. Probably... Yeah, they most likely will. Until then, Please Read and Review.