Here we are at Chapter 43. Yeah, I have nothing new to say for this bit, so I'll just move on. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 43. Enjoy.


Chapter 43: Aunts and Idiots

Skit 1: The Right Crowd?

It's the evening in Vale and the city nightlife is beginning to come alive. Walking down one street, Yukari is humming along happily as she pulls Voshkie'ahk along by her arm.

'Um, Yukari, I'm not sure about this. I'm not good in places with a lot of people cramped together and loud music playing," Voshkie'ahk appears nervous.

"Now, now, Voshkie darling, you really need to learn when to relax at times. The nightclub is the perfect place to do that this time of night. Besides, you always said you loved dancing and wanted to become a dancer before you became a huntress. This is just right up your alley," Yukari will not be deterred.

"Not this kind of dancing! I was talking about stuff like ballet or something more elegant and graceful. Not the kind of dancing you do when you're drunk or at a strip club," Voshkie'ahk argues

"Those are elegant forms of dance too, in their own way. Now, come along and stop acting like a skittish kitten. We're going wild tonight!" Yukari cheers, while Voshkie'ahk just groans.

As they walk by, Robyn pops her head out from the corner of one building.

"What is that no-good hussy trying to do to my niece this time? Trying to get her drunk in some night club and then take her off to who knows where to do despicable things to her while she's vulnerable?! Oh no, not on my watch! I'll protect Voshkie'ahk's purity from that stupid, disgusting succubus if it's the last thing I do!" Robyn declares.

With that said, Robyn follows them to the nightclub they reach. The sign outside has all neon lights, showing what appears to be two women dancing very close together with disco balls around them. They head inside and Robyn follows not far behind them while blending in with the crowd. Inside, the lights are flashing, the music is pumping, and a large crowd of people are all on the dance floor, busting a move. Robyn sticks to the shadows as she searches around for Yukari and Voshkie'ahk. She eventually finds them at a VIP table towards the back. A server brings them a few drinks and pours them a pair of glasses. Robyn knew it. Yukari is trying to get her niece drunk so she can later have her way with her. Robyn must stop that from happening.

"Excuse me, would you like a drink? Maybe some of what they're having?" Robyn stops and turns to the server who gave the couple their drinks.

Robyn eyes the drink and realizes that it's a Virgin Mojito, a non-alcoholic drink.

"There's no alcohol in that?" Robyn asks.

"No, we have a variety of drinks here, for all kinds of people. Please, if anything catches your eye, do let us know," the server bows her head before walking away.

"Okay, so maybe Yukari isn't trying to get her drunk," Robyn thinks before shaking her head. "No, no! That's just a ploy. Trying to make Voshkie'ahk lower her guard. There must be something in that drink," Robyn says before spotting Yukari and Voshkie'ahk heading to the dance floor. "I have to stop this, now!" she growls before going after them.

Robyn watches as they start dancing to the beat of the music and reach the center of the crowd. Robyn follows them, blending in by dancing as well. However, as she gets closer, a pair of arms suddenly reach out and wrap around her left arm.

"Hey, never seen you hear before. New in town, or just visiting?" Robyn looks to see a woman with a bob cut hairstyle, with some strands covering her left eye, and wearing a tight-fitting strapless black dress and heels.

"How about you dance with us, or maybe we could have a drink at a private table?" a second girl grabs her other arm, this one wearing a long-sleeved purple shirt hanging off her shoulders and tight black jeans, with long blonde hair.

"Come on, hang out with us for a while. We're all the same here," the blonde says.

"Huh? Same what exactly?" Robyn asks, confused.

"Oh, don't try and play dumb. Everyone knows this is a club that caters to lesbians. Everyone here swings that way," the first girl says.

Wait, what? Robyn takes a second look around and realizes that everyone here, even the bouncers, are all women. Had she been so focused on Voshkie'ahk and Yukari that never realized it.

"W-Wait, hold on, there's somewhere I need to be. You girls are barking up the wrong tree!" Robyn says.

"Oh, don't be so shy. We're all friends here. Come on, let's get some drinks into you to help you relax," the blonde says as the pair pull her away from the dance floor.

"Wait, wait!" Robyn's yells are muted out by the loud music as she reaches out in vain towards Yukari and Voshkie'ahk who continue to shake it on the dance floor.

Skit 2: Matters of the Heart

Professor Shion has been working as a substitute teacher for a few days now, and has been getting a favorable rapport with the students. Now, she has begun a special assignment for the students. In this assignment, she would speak one-on-one with each student to better learn their hearts in order to improve their abilities. If they know their hearts better, then they'll be more in tune with themselves, which will prove beneficial when out in the field fighting grimm. Each session, she would use her semblance to look into their hearts. While some did it without any issues, others were more hesitant or embarrassed about having their innermost secrets being known. Of course, Shion gave her word that everything would be confidential; just between the two of them.

However, one individual was surprised to find out that Shion wanted to have a session with her as well. And that is how, one day, Voshkie'ahk Ryukado found herself in Shion's office for a session.

"Um, Professor Shion, not to sound rude or hesitant, but why am I here for one of your sessions?" Voshkie'ahk asks, sitting on a couch that belongs in a therapy session.

"That may be true, but you are already performing missions for Professor Ozpin. You're already ahead of practically the entire student body in terms of combat experience. With the only possible exception being Team KEPL. As such, your heart is under greater stress than most. I wish to look into your heart to understand it, and you. And help you understand yourself so that you will be more at peace within yourself. This will help you on your missions," Shion explains.

"If you say so. Um, everything here will be kept between us, right?" Voshkie'ahk asks, a slight blush on her face.

"Yes, just you and me. I understand if you feel some embarrassment from this, but it'll be fine," Shion says.

Voshkie'ahk sighs, "Very well, then,"

"Now, close your eyes... and open your heart to me," Shion says as she readies her wand and semblance.

Voshkie'ahk closes her eyes, going to sleep. Shion then uses her semblance to enter her dream. Inside, Shion finds herself standing before a large temple, like those seen in Mistral. Going inside, Shion walks around, finding portraits of Voshkie'ahk's family when they were all still alive. In some of the rooms, she finds mementos of that previous life that Voshkie'ahk once lived before everything changed. She moves further in, only to stop when she finds a portrait of Yukari Hakucho on one wall, sitting on a refined chair and giving the most alluring smile she can. Shion turns a corner, only to find more portraits of Yukari on the walls. Each one more sensual and mature than the last. Shion has to cough into her hand to maintain her composure. Also joining the pictures are small dolls that look like Yukari.

"So, her girlfriend takes up quite a portion of her heart. Understandable, I suppose," Shion mutters as she ventures deeper inside.

As soon as she gets deeper into the temple, she starts hearing muffled voices coming from one room ahead of her. Moving to the door, she slides it open just enough to look inside. She freezes in place at what she finds. She sees Voshkie'ahk and this dream's version of Yukari, who has purple fox ears and four matching tails on her body, wearing a purple kimono that's been loosened a bit. The pair wear sitting on what appears to be a bed made of clouds. The older woman was laying on the bed with Voshkie'ahk laying on top of her, her head resting on Yukari's chest. The woman's tails lightly swaying around them.

"Enjoying yourself, my darling," Yukari purrs as she strokes Voshkie'ahk's head.

Voshkie'ahk moans lightly, "Yes. This is heaven,"

Dream Yukari chuckles, "You know if you really want to go to heaven, I know just the thing to do it," she moves and straddles Voshkie'ahk.

"Please Yukari, this is my first time," Voshkie'ahk blushes.

"Then I'll make this extra special then," Yukari leans further in.

Shion closes the door and turns away, a blush forming on her own cheeks.

"So, I'd say you really do think about your girlfriend quite a lot. At least you have someone you can love like that," Shion says back in the real world.

An embarrassed Voshkie'ahk covers her red face, "Please never tell ANYONE about what you saw in there! Never!"

If her brother heard about this, she'd never hear the end of it.

Skit 3: Why doesn't he see it?!

Out in the Beacon courtyard, Pyrrha is seen alone, moping on a bench. In walks Azula and Yang.

"Hey, Pyrrha, what's wrong? You didn't do badly on that last test, did you?" Yang asks.

Pyrrha sighs, "No, it's not that,"

Yang scratches her chin, "Let me guess: Jaune bing dense again, isn't he," and she guesses correct when Pyrrha slouches further nto the bench. "Geez, that guy is such an idiot. In case he hasn't realized it, Weiss has her attention on Edom... Still no idea what he sees in the Ice Queen though,"

"Pyrrha, maybe we can help. Far be it from us to turn away from a innocent maiden with a crush," Azula suggests.

Pyrrha glances at them, "How would you guys help? You're not going to beat him up and threaten him, are you?" her question is directed at the blonde.

"Hey, what do you take me for?! No, that's not what we have in mind. Here, let me explain..." and Yang whispers the plan to them.

Jaune is walking towards the library when suddenly Yang pops up behind him.

"Hey, Jaune!" Yang says.

"Ah! Yang, you almost scared me there!" Jaune catches his breath. "What's going on?"

Yang grabs his arm, "We need to talk," and runs off while pulling him along.

Jaune finds himself on a bench out in the courtyard standing before a small stage. He sees Pyrrha enter the stage, wearing a nice red dress (the one she wore for the dance) and a microphone in her hand. Off to the side Azula starts playing her music and Yang works the lights. Pyrrha takes a breath and then sings.

"...You give that kinda somethin', Want it all the time, Need it everyday. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 100, Never get enough, I can't stay away. If you want it, I got, I got it everyday. You can get whatever you needed from me, Stay by your side, I'll never leave you. And I ain't going' nowhere 'cause you're a keeper. So don't you worry, Baby you got me. I got it bad boy, I must admit it. You got my heart, Don't know how you did it, And I don't care, This is it babe, I don't wanna hide the way I feel when you're next to me.

I love the way (You make me feel), I love the way (I love it, I love it), Baby, I love the way (You make me feel), Ooh, I love the way, The way I love you...

Ooh, It's so crazy, You get my heart jumpin', When you put your lips on mine, and honey it ain't a question, 'cause boy I know what you like. So if you need it, I got it, I got it everyday, Be your lover, Your friend, You'll find it all in me, Stay by your side, I'll never leave you, Said I ain't goin' nowhere, 'cause you're a keeper.

I got it bad boy, I must admit it. You got my heart, Don't know how you did it, And I don't care, This is it babe, I don't wanna hide the way I feel when you're next to me.

I love the way (You make me feel), I love the way (I love it, I love it), Baby, I love the way (You make me feel), Ooh, I love the way, The way I love you..." Pyrrha sings to Jaune before finishing and offering a bow.

Jaune just stares at her before suddenly...

"Hey, that was actually really good, Pyrrha," they all turn to see Weiss and Ruby walk by. "I better not lose my edge then. Keep at it," Weiss says as she and Ruby continue on their way.

Jaune then bolts up, "Wait, Pyrrha, you're a genius!"

Pyrrha smiles, "Wait, really!"

"I've been going about this all wrong. If I just work on improving my singing ability, and mix it with my dance moves, then I can finally get Weiss' attention. You're amazing, Pyrrha!" Jaune completely misses the point, which only make Pyrrha cry.

Yang's eyes turn red as he grabs him by his neck and hoists him up, "She's into you! Why don't you see it?!" Yang slaps him in the face three times. "WAKE UP!" she yells, shaking him before throwing him into a trash can while Azula comforts a crying Pyrrha. Yang sighs. "Guess you can't fix stupid after all."


And that's the chapter. For the third skit, someone wanted me to use Pretty Boy by M2M. I listened to the song, but I can't say I liked it, just wasn't my thing, so I used The Way by Ariana Grande and Mac Miller because I like her music. S, I do not own the song. It belongs to Ariana Grande, Mac Miller, and Ariana's record company. Apologies to the one who made the song suggestion. Anyway, until next time, please Read and Review.