Here we are at Chapter 44. Time for more talks and trials. Time for more chaos. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 44. Enjoy.


Chapter 44: The Mother will Know

Skit 1: Willow must Know

Out in the pavilion, Willow had invited Porphyrius for a quiet chat over tea.

"Um, Mrs. Schnee, not that I'm opposed, but why exactly did you want to speak to me? In private, no less?" Porphyrius asks.

Willow finishes her tea first before answering, "Well, I wanted to know how Weiss was doing at Beacon. She's told me a few things, but I can tell that, as her mother, she's keeping a few things from me. I'm hoping it's nothing serious and just a few embarrassing stories that she just doesn't want to tell me. If that's the case, I'd loved for you to tell me if so I can have peace of mind,"

"Hmm, I don't know. That would be a breach of trust between Weiss and I since she's my friend," Porphyrius hesitates.

"I'll pay you 2,000 lien," Willow says.

"Trust breached," Porphyrius shakes her hand and takes the cash. "Okay, I know a few things. First..."

One day, Weiss was studying in her team's dorm room, jotting down notes, when the door opens up and in walks Porphyrius while holding Zwei's leash.

"You know, your partner owes me for taking care of Zwei this week when he needs to do his thing," Porphyrius deadpans.

"Yeah, sure, thanks," Weiss says without looking at him.

Porphyrius takes Zwei's leash off and goes to leave. Thinking that he's gone as soon as she hears a door closed, Weiss practically jumps onto Zwei and starts cuddling him.

"Ooh, Zwei, you're always so soft and squishy to the touch. It's gotta be illegal with how cute and cuddly you are!" Weiss rubs her face in Zwei's belly. Zwei barks happily in reply. "Oh, yes, your softness and warmth always recharge my spirits. I love you, you cute little furball!" Weiss coos.

"Um..." Weiss freezes when she hears a voice and looks up to see Porphyrius still in the room. "Should I leave now?" he tries to hold back his laughter.

One time, Weiss had frozen the school pool again to practice her ice skating. Luckily, no one got frozen in the pool this time. Her teammates learned from last time. Weiss twirls around, slides backwards, and makes poses as she enjoys her time on the ice. As she spins into a bow, several shots ring out and strike the ice around her. Weiss freaks out, but then notices the ice crack around her. She looks up and sees Porphyrius with his rifles aimed at the pool.

"Oh, you insufferable little-," Weiss says before the ice breaks and she falls in, making a big splash.

"Next time, don't give us all headaches by freezing the pool. Again!" Porphyrius retorts.

One time, Weiss is in the kitchen, trying to bake a cake. Somehow, the rest of her team convinced her to actually try making her own food for once rather than have someone else do it. It had something to do with her Schnee pride. Ruby gave her instructions to follow to make a basic cake to start with. She had already made the cake, but what she didn't know was that Lloyd was watching her the whole time, ready to have some fun. When she put it in the oven and turned away, Lloyd snuck by and changed the settings on the oven, kicking it into overdrive. When Weiss came back to check on it, the cake exploded, making a mess all over the kitchen.

"What?! But, I was sure I was following the instructions! How could I have failed at something as simple as cooking?!" Weiss screams as she's covered in frosting.

Lloyd and Porphyrius walk in, "Hmm, maybe stick with your cake butler next time, Ice Queen," Lloyd laughs while trying her frosting. "Eh, not enough sugar."

"Or maybe, next time don't turn away from the oven when Lloyd is nearby," Porphyrius facepalms.

"...And stuff like that," Porphyrius finishing telling some stories about Weiss to her mother.

Willow does her best to keep it together, but her shaking shoulders tell a different story.

"Y-Yes, I see. T-Thank you for telling me all of this, P-Porphyrius," Willow is desperately trying to hold her giggling back... and is failing miserably.

Porphyrius sighs, "Hope Weiss doesn't try to kill me if she finds out about this,"

Skit 2: Help's Hard to Find

"Okay, I'm sorry, could you run that by me again?" Edom asks.

In Vale, Taiyang practically dragged Edom away from Beacon and the others because he needed to speak with him about something that Taiyang described as being 'a matter of life and death'.

"I need you to tell me all of your teammates' weaknesses so I can take them down and keep Khazhak and Porphyrius from defiling my precious daughters. Now, cough up the details," Taiyang demands.

Apparently, Taiyang was exaggerating about why he needed Edom's company.

"You want me to stab my teammates in the back so you can keep your daughters, who are old enough to date, and more than capable of defending themselves, just because you're an overprotective dad that has no faith in the daughters he trained," Edom deadpans.

"I'm trying to protect my daughters' innocence from those rapid dogs. What father wouldn't do that?!" Taiyang yells.

Edom glances away, "I can think of one who fits that description," and then sighs. "If I'm being honest, I'd be more worried about my teammates than your daughters. Ruby and Yang practically have Khazhak and Porphyrius wrapped around their fingers. I highly doubt they would ever try to do something untoward to them,"

"You don't know that. All men are like dogs, especially teenage ones!" Taiyang isn't listening.

"Are you speaking from personal experience, Mr. 'End up in a relationship with both female members of my team separately'? You're really in no position to talk," Edom crosses his arms.

"Hey, that was totally different. I'm a guy. It's a completely different situation," Taiyang retorts.

"Oh, please, who are you trying to fool? This was going to happen eventually. At least now, they can get a head start on getting some dating experience," Edom argues.

"They shouldn't be dating anyone until they're thirty!" Taiyang says.

"So, what? You want them to wait to date until your seventy?" Edom asks.

"Yes! Wait, I'm not THAT old!" Taiyang realizes his mistake.

"Back on point. I'm not going to tell you my teammates' weaknesses. Honestly, you should have more faith in your daughters. Plus, it's ridiculous. You're perfectly okay with them training to become warriors and fight monsters that want to tear them limb from limb, but you flip out when they do something as normal as dating boys. Man, and I thought Qrow was the odd one," Edom shakes his head.

"Are you going to help me or not?" Taiyang glares at him.

Edom stares back through his mask, "...No,"

"Fine. I'll do it myself. I'll figure out their weaknesses and protect my innocent daughters. As is my duty as their dad!" Taiyang declares before walking off.

Edom sighs, "I see where Ruby and Yang get their sense of drama from,"

Skit 3: Salvation from Winter

Teams RWBY, KEPL, and JNPR groan and slouch their shoulders as they make their way to their next class, much to their dismay. That is because of one very important, but very painful detail. Their next class is with Winter Schnee again. They've all barely recovered from the last time. Weiss is even more scared considering that Winter believes that she pranked her before (all because of Khazhak), so Winter might go even harder on her. She's still sore from Winter's punishment from before.

"So, who wants to bet who will die first in Winter's hell class?" Lloyd jokes, though he's hardly in a humorous mood.

"My money's on Jaune," Porphyrius replies.

"My money's on Ice Queen," Khazhak says.

"Hey! I am nowhere near as weak as Jaune! Don't insult me," Weiss scoffs.

"Hey! Why is everyone picking on ME?!" Jaune whines.

"It'll be okay, Jaune. I'm here for you," Pyrrha pats his shoulder.

"Come on, let's just get this over with," Ruby sighs while the rest groan.

They enter Winter's class, and the older Schnee is looking as serious as ever.

"Alright, maggots, it's time for class! I expect you all to work your bodies so hard that your bones will start sticking out of your skin. Do you understand?!" Winter is in drill-sergeant mode already.

"Um, shouldn't a medic be nearby if something like that happens?" Edom asks.

"You think there will always be a medic to aid you out there on the battlefield? No! You either follow my instructions to the letter or you die. Save everyone the trouble later on. Now then, let's begin our lesson," Winter walks away, while the group look terrified behind her.

Out in the Emerald Forest, the teams are running for their lives as Winter sends several grimm summons at them. Once again, they were deprived of their weapons. Jaune tries to climb up a tree to get away from the white grimm, where Blake and Ruby are. But, he's having a lot of trouble with that. He sees the summons closing in and makes a break for it. Edom hides within the bushes, while Lloyd and Porphyrius are standing on top of a large boulder, kicking away any summons that get too close. Weiss, Yang, and Pyrrha are running for their lives, and Ren watches on as Nora rides one summon like a ride. The only one standing somewhat of a chance is Khazhak as he grabs two summons and swings them around like bats at any approaching monster. He's survived enough of Winter's lessons to learn a thing or two by now. However, they're all getting tired. They've been at this for three hours now.

"Shouldn't be class be over by now? Heck, shouldn't school be done for the day by now?!" Ruby yells, flinching when a summon almost gets her with its claws in the tree.

"We're not done until I say we're done! Keep at it, maggots!" Winter commands.

"Actually, Winter, I think that's enough," a sudden voice calls out, causing the summons to disappear and everyone to freeze.

"Who's interrupting my class now?!" Winter turns to see Shion approach. "Shion Zaiden. What purpose could possibly compel you to come here?"

"Professor Ozpin, for one. He said that there has been an overwhelming number of complaints regarding your class curriculum, and he and the rest of the staff have become concerned. As such, I've been called in to tell you that... your class is over for the time being. Professor Ozpin would also like to have a word with you regarding your role here as a substitute teacher. For the time being, I'll be taking over the lessons here," Shion explains

"He what?" Winter can't believe it.

"YES! YOU'RE OUR HERO!" Everyone cries and jumps down to their knees around Shion, acting like she's a gift from the heavens themselves.

"There, there, little ones, it's alright now. Everything's just fine now," Shion soothes them while Winter just watches on in shock.


And that's the chapter. Maybe one day Winter will ease up on her teaching methods... yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath. Until then, please Read and Review.