Hello readers. I'm glad to see from the reviews that there are people who like my story. DiamondPickle994, I see you're curious about if I'm going to adapt that banned episodes. Yes, I do plan on adapting them. And believe me, Fifi will definitely get mad at the sight of Jynx kissing Pikachu when I adapt Holiday Hi-Jynx. And just to let you know, Jynx will retain her original design. I never liked how they changed it just because racist accusations. But anyway, here is the adaptation of Ash Catches a Pokémon. Just a word of warning, there's gonna be Misty bashing in this episode. I never liked how Misty treated Ash and Caterpie badly and was never punished or called out for it. So, I'm making sure that karma delivers justice on her in this adaptation. But anyway, enjoy.

Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto:

A Tiny Toon Adventures and Pokémon Crossover

(Insert "Pokémon Theme")

(We see Mewtwo flying up into space, and then we see Mew.)

I wanna be the very best

(We see Ash Ketchum and Mary Melody look up toward the sky.)

Like no one ever was

(We see the two Trainers in the middle of the Indigo Plateau Stadium. We next see Squirtle, Cubone and Pidgeotto.)

To catch them is my real test

(A Pokéball scoops up a defeated Bulbasaur and Ash does a victory pose.)

To train them is my cause

(A Haunter licks Plucky Duck, paralyzing him, with Haunter laughing at him. Ash throws a Poké Ball.)

I will travel across the land

(Ash, Pikachu, Mary, Little Beeper and Lightning Rodriguez are seen running alongside an Arcanine and Rapidash.)

Searching far and wide

(Rapidash leapts into the air, we next see Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres. Next, we see Kadabra and Charmander.)

Teach Pokémon to understand

(We see Ash, Mary, Pikachu, Fifi, Buster and Babs riding on a Lapras in the middle of an ocean. Pikachu is in Fifi's lap. A Gyarados and Dragonair are swimming too.)

The power that's inside

(A Poké Ball scoops up Caterpie.)

Pokémon

(Lt. Surge's Raichu tries to Body Slam Pikachu, but he dodges it.)

(Gotta catch 'em all!),

(Ekans and Koffing charge at Caterpie.)

it's you and me

(Ash hugs Pikachu)

(Tentacool smashes part of a building with one its tentacles.)

I know it's my destiny

(Ash raises his hand, holding a Pokéball.)

Pokémon . . .

(Onix lets out a roar.)

Ooh, you're my best friend

(We Ash and Mary Melody, Misty, Brock and the heroic Tiny Toons.)

In a world we must defend

(We see Jessie and James along with their Pokémon, Gary Oak, Elmyra Duff, Montana Max and the Perfecto Prep students.)

Pokémon (Gotta catch 'em all),

(We see Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur.)

a heart so true

(Pikachu runs alongside Ash and runs under a girl's legs before leaping. We then see Nurse Joy, Professor Oak, Officer Jenny and Delia Ketchum)

Our courage will pull us through

(A giant Charizard fires a Flamethrower attack, which Ash and co. and the Tiny Toons barely dodge.)

You teach me, and I'll teach you

(Fifi scoops up Pikachu into her arms and starts kissing him all over the face, leaving kiss marks. Pikachu is disgusted by the kisses and her smell.)

Po-ké-mon

(We see Pikachu & some other Pokémon and some of the Tiny Toons flying into battle.)

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

(Ash throws a Poké Ball.)

Po-ké-mon!

(The title of "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto" forms on the screen.)

Episode 5: Ash Catches a Pokémon

Deep in the dark Viridian Forest, Ash discovers a Caterpie and tries his best to make his first Pokémon catch without the help of Fifi's stink. Ash turned his cap backwards. "Caterpie, you're mine!" said Ash as he threw the Pokéball. The Pokéball Caterpie and it was transformed into a red light that was then scooped up by the Pokéball. The Pokéball then snapped shut on the red light. The Pokéball began to vibrate while the center button glowed red. Ash watched as the Caterpie struggled to get out. Then, a small ding was heard from the ball and the light faded. This Caterpie was weaker than the Pidgey that he attempted to catch yesterday.

(Insert "I Got a Pokémon" from Pokémon)

"Yes! I did it!" said Ash. He then ran up to the Poké Ball and picked it up. "Ha ha! I did it! I got Caterpie! My third Pokémon is in the bag! I did it all by myself! I caught my first Pokémon without having to use Fifi's smell! This is my first step in become the #1 Pokémon Master in the whole world!" said Ash. He then wrapped his arm around Mary Melody's.

"Ah! Hey! Wait a minute!" said Mary.

"Ha-ha," said Ash.

"I'm getting dizzy! I'm going to get sick! Quit it!" cried Mary.

"Look out, Pokémon. Nothing's going to stop me now," said Ash. Pikachu's eyes were spinning, watching Ash spin Mary around. Suddenly, they turned into dizzy swirls and he fell on his back.

(End Music)

Ash finished stopped spinning Mary.

"Phew. I thought that would never stop," said Mary.

"Ash, you're acting like a . . . ," said Misty. But she yelped when Ash flashed the ball in her face.

"Look. Inside this ball is the very first Pokémon I ever caught in my whole entire life, without having to rely on Fifi's smell," said Ash.

"You mean to tell me that the Ratatta you used against Team Rocket was caught because Fifi helped you knock it out?" asked Misty.

"It wasn't intentional actually. Fifi was feeling romantic and whenever she's romantic, her smell goes off. And Rattata happened to be in the wrong place in the wrong time," said Mary.

"And I took advantage of the situation. So this is my first catch where I didn't need Fifi's stench," said Ash.

"Great. Just keep it away from me, will you?" asked Misty.

"You're not afraid of an itty-bitty Caterpie in a Poké Ball, are you?" asked Ash.

"Bugs get me all bugged out, even when they're in a Poké Ball. Just keep it away!" said Misty.

"I like bugs even if they're not in Poké Balls. It must be great for Caterpie inside the Poké Ball all cute and comfortable inside there. I love my new little Pokémon," said Ash.

"I guess it takes a worm to love a worm," said Misty sarcastically.

"Very funny," said Ash.

"Watch it, Misty," warned Buster.

"And for your information, caterpillars and worms aren't the same. A caterpillar is an actual bug. A worm isn't a bug. And there worm Pokémon in the world that aren't Bug-types," said Mary.

"And how would you know?" asked Misty.

"I read all about Pokémon in books before I left on my journey. Even about the ones who aren't in Kanto," said Mary. Ash turned to Pikachu, who was still feeling dizzy.

"Pikachu . . . ," said Ash. Pikachu recovered and got up.

"Chu," said Pikachu. " . . . we've got a new friend," said Ash. Pikachu sniffed the Poké Ball.

"Pika!" said Pikachu happily.

"Oh, Pikachu, I'm glad you like it. And from now on, we'll catch a whole bunch of new friends. Caterpie, you're sticking with us," said Ash.

"Uh. Does that mean . . . ?" asked Misty.

"Caterpie, come out! Rattata, you too so you can say hello to Caterpie. Ha!" said Ash. He threw both balls summoning his two Pokémon.

"Rat," said Rattata. Misty screamed as she hid behind a tree. Caterpie squealed upon being summoned. "Rat?" asked Rattata.

"Rattata, this is our new friend, Caterpie," said Ash. Misty peaked from behind the tree.

"There's nothing to be scared of. Come on, Caterpie, climb up on my shoulder," said Ash. He was about to when he saw Misty from behind the tree. Caterpie let out a strange squeal. "Huh?" asked Ash. Caterpie began to run for some reason. Everybody gasped.

"Sacrebleu! What's up with Caterpie?" asked Fifi.

"You got me," said Rattata.

"Hey, Caterpie, come back!" said Ash. Misty then let out a scream. For Caterpie was rubbing against Misty's leg.

"Hey, Misty. Caterpie really likes you. Isn't that very cute?" asked Ash.

"Get this disgusting bug away from me!" said Misty. Caterpie stared at Misty in confusion. Misty crawled away from Caterpie. "Don't come any closer! Stay away from me!" said Misty.

"What? You think Ash's Caterpie is disgusting?" asked Ash.

"Wimp," said Buster. Caterpie looked hurt and hung his head down sadly. Pikachu began to pat Caterpie on the head. Just then, Misty picked up Pikachu.

"I know. You be friends with that creepy bug and I'll be friends with Pikachu," said Misty.

"Pikachu only likes me and zaps anyone who tries to . . . ," said Ash. But he stopped when he saw Pikachu was on Misty's lap. And he was liking the petting Misty was giving her. "Pikachu!" said Ash angrily. Caterpie was hurt by how Misty liked Pikachu and not him. Fifi growled angrily. She didn't like how Misty was cuddling Pikachu as much as Ash. She then extended her tail and used it to snatch Pikachu away from Misty.

"HEY!" cried Misty. "If you zink you can just steal Pikachu's attention away from Ash, zink again! He ees Ash's Pokémon, not yours! And besides, zere's only one girl zat Pikachu's allowed to be cuddled by!" said Fifi.

"And who that be?" asked Misty, raising an eyebrow.

(Insert "Alouette")

"Why moi of course," said Fifi. And then she began to flirt with Pikachu once again. "Oh, my precious Pika Provolone. You are ze apple of my eye. Ze cream in my coffee. Ze jelly in my doughnut. Ze ketchup on my french fries. Keess me, my hunkilicious hubby," said Fifi. She then began to smother Pikachu's face with lipstick kisses once again.

"Chaaaaaaaaa," groaned Pikachu as Fifi kissed him. Caterpie giggled at the sight of the kissing. Rattata laughed too.

"What's going on?! Why is Fifi kissing Pikachu as if she's in love with him?!" asked Misty.

"'Cause she is in love with him. Before he became Ash's Pokémon, Pikachu saved Fifi from Elmyra when they first arrived to this dimension. She normally chases after boy skunks. But Fifi fell in love with him since it's natural for a girl to fall in love with their rescuer," said Buster. Misty growled jealously at the sight of Fifi kissing Pikachu. But then, Misty sniffed the air and cringed in disgust. For once again, Fifi was stinking up the air due to feeling horny. Ash, Rattata, Buster, Mary and Misty began to cover their noses.

"Oh no! Fifi's letting off her horrible odor again!" cried Buster.

"Why is this happening?!" asked Misty.

"It's like I said, whenever Fifi's in love, that's when her smell is released!" groaned Mary. The only one who wasn't affected by the smell was Caterpie.

"It doesn't smell bad," said Caterpie.

"What do you mean it doesn't smell bad?! We're all here, covering our noses and you are the only one who isn't bothered?!" asked Rattata.

"You don't mind my smell?" asked Fifi, looking confused. Pikachu was dizzy from Fifi's kisses and smell.

"No. It matches my own," said Caterpie. Caterpie then released his own smell from his antenna. But that was a bad mistake. For the two smells were starting to mix, making the air smell twice as foul.

"PPPEEEEEWWWW!" cried everybody who wasn't Fifi or Caterpie.

"AAAAUGH! The two smells are making the air twice as unbearable for our noses!" cried Ash. By this point, their heads were starting to turn green. Misty fell onto her back.

"I think I'm going to get a nosebleed," groaned Misty.

"Le oops," said Fifi.

(End Music)

But Ash and his friends weren't the only ones disgusted by Fifi and Caterpie's combined smells. Some wild Pokémon who happened to be in the vicinity were also disgusted. So disgusted that it caused them to pass out. It was a mixture of different Grass, Bug & Flying-type Pokémon. Not only that, some of the plant life in the area were reduced to mulch. Ash and Mary saw what had happened. "Hey, look. This must be our lucky day. Some of the Pokémon fainted due to that horrible smell," said Ash.

"I say let's catch some while they're down," said Mary.

"Please hurry up. I don't know how much of this smell I can take," groaned Misty. Ash spotted two Pokémon that looked like they were a perfect match for him. First was a small, brown Pokémon that resembled an acorn. A beige, mask-like pattern covered its large black eyes, and it had two beige feet. It had a gray "cap" with a short stem on top of its head. The stem was used to hang from tree branches. The second was one that looked like a mushroom. It had beady black eyes and a half-triangle-shaped mouth. Its upper body was beige with frilled segments along the bottom and a small opening at the top. There were green spots marking its upper body, while its lower body was completely green. It had small, round feet and no visible arms or hands. Mary saw a bipedal, rosebud-like Pokémon. It was one of the shortest Grass-type Pokémon. Its face was yellow with small, slit-like eyes. It appeared to be wearing a green bib and had triangular, stubby yellow feet. Ash threw two Poké Balls at the acorn and mushroom Pokémon. Mary tossed a Poké Ball at the rosebud Pokémon. The balls hit all Three Pokémon and were instantly caught. After the usual struggling process, the balls dinged, showing they were captured. Ash and Mary quickly grabbed the balls and everybody began to leave the area as fast as they could. Just as they cleared the stinky area, they heard the hooting of a Pokémon as if it were saying, "Mayday, mayday, mayday!" Suddenly, something hit Mary in the head and she fell down along with whatever that hit her.

"Ow! What hit me?" asked Mary. She that it was an avian Pokémon that resembled an owl with a round body. Most of its feathers were brown, but its belly was cream-colored. It had large, red eyes; a small, pinkish beak; stubby wings; and a fan-like tail with three feathers. Encircling its eyes were black rings; the lower rims of each ring had three protrusions that resembled the teeth on a gear, while the upper rims had extensions that resembled the hands of a clock. It had two pinkish feet, each with five-clawed toes. It had Xs for eyes due to being knocked out by the smell. "Oh dear. It must've smelled that combined odor too," said Mary.

"Why not catch it Mary?" asked Ash.

"Sure, I guess," said Mary. She tossed another Poké Ball and the owl Pokémon was instantly captured. After the ding was heard, Mary picked up the ball.

"Wow. That was quite the catches today, Mary," said Ash.

"Yes. Now we each have five Pokémon," said Mary.

"Fifi, you gotta control that smell of yours. You need to learn to not be smelly when you're all mushy," said Ash.

"Pardon moi," said Fifi, blushing in embarrassment.

"Your bug is so gross. Ash, put that slimy thing back in the Pokéball!" said Misty.

"Aside from you, what are the other things?" asked Ash.

"Very funny! Carrots, peppers . . . and bugs. Everybody has something they don't like and I don't like bugs!" said Misty.

"Well . . . as a carrot lover, I take offense to that!" said Buster.

"That's because you're a bunny," said Misty.

"Yeah, well I like carrots and peppers and bugs," said Ash.

"What we don't like is the way you're hurting Caterpie's feelings with your silly fear of bugs!" said Mary.

"Mary, how can you not be bothered by that bug? You're a girl! You're supposed to be disgusted as I am!" said Misty.

"Hey! Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I have to hate the same stuff you hate!" said Mary.

"Girls hating bugs ees a negative gender stereotype! Zere are Bug-type Trainers een ze world out zere who are girls," said Fifi.

"I doubt that," said Misty.

"What Fifi says is true. During my stay with Ash, I read a magazine that contained photographs taken by a photographer named Viola. And she uses Bug Pokémon," said Mary. To prove her point, Mary got out a magazine, which had the said photographer on the cover. And she was surrounded by a lot of happy Bug Pokémon. Misty groaned in dismay, seeing she couldn't anybody to side with her.

"We don't think you're ugly or disgusting at all Caterpie," said Ash.

"I think you are cute," said Mary.

"Come on, climb up on my shoulder. You're not gonna scare Misty any more," said Ash. And he did.

"What do you mean they won't scare me?" asked Misty.

"We'll go on without her," said Ash.

"Now you're talking. Ditch ze dead weight," said Fifi.

"Chu!" said Pikachu. Ash and the group began to leave without Misty.

"Dead weight?! Oh yeah! I'll show you!" said Misty.

(Insert "Not Another Argument" from Pokémon)

Misty began to follow them from a distance. However, Fifi was able to sense her.

"What's the matter, Fifi?" asked Buster.

"Misty ees still following us," said Fifi.

"What are you following us for?!" asked Ash. Misty was silent for a moment. Then, she spoke up.

"My . . . my bike. I'm holding you responsible for my bike," said Misty.

"When are you going to get over that dumb old bike?" asked Ash.

"For your information Mr. Pokémon Master, you're the dumb one because if you hadn't destroyed it in the first place I could have ridden out of here by now," said Misty.

"Ash isn't dumb. Besides, there are people who are a lot dumber in this world! Elmyra, along with her former mentor, Elmer Fudd are just two of them. You saw how Elmyra can't tell the difference between species and the way she talks like a baby. As for Elmer Fudd, he's dumb enough to fall for Bugs and Daffy's disguises, despite how lame they are at times. They're I.Q.s are P.U.," said Buster.

(End Music)

As Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam were searching for the missing students, Elmer sneezed. "You can't be catching a cold now, Mr. Fudd. It isn't even cold and flu season," said Sam.

"That's not why I sneezed. I think somebody is insuwting my intewigence behind my back," said Fudd.

"Besides, you don't need to have Ash get you a new bike," said Fifi.

"What do you mean Ash doesn't need to?!" asked Misty.

"Because we have a friend who can fix your bike. And zat friend ees Calamity Coyote, protégé of Wile E. Coyote," said Fifi.

"Hello?! Have you seen the state of my bike?! There's no way this friend of yours will be able to fix it!" said Misty.

"Zat's where you're wrong. Back at home, I have a bike. And eet was een a lot worse shape zan yours when eet once got damaged. Eet was practically een pieces. And Calamity was able to rebuild eet. But eet wasn't easy," said Fifi.

Two Years Ago . . .

(Insert "Daisy, Daisy")

One beautiful morning in the city of Acme Acres, Fifi was riding her bicycle in the park. It was a yellow bicycle with orange pedals, a light tan bike seat and gray handles. She wore a helmet as well as elbow and knee pads. She was practicing for an upcoming bike race that they hold at Acme Acres every year. Fifi never won any of the previous competitions. But she hoped to win this year. "Zis year. Zis year for sure, I'll win!" said Fifi.

(End Music)

Unfortunately, the path she was pedaling down, Calamity Coyote had set up a dynamite trap that was meant for Little Beeper. It was the classic explosions triggered by plunger-type trap. He had the explosives buried under the pavement. He heard Little Beeper's "beep beep", signaling he was coming this way. Calamity snickered, overconfident that he may get Little Beeper for sure. He waited for Little Beeper to run close enough. And when Little Beeper was at the spot, Calamity pushed the plunger. But for some reason, the explosives didn't set off, much to Calamity's shock. After Little Beeper ran off, Calamity decided to run after Little Beeper. He began to run out toward the pavement. But unfortunately, Fifi was biking down his way. "Calamity, watch out!" cried Fifi. Calamity's eyes widened, seeing Fifi was coming. He tried to get out of the way and Fifi tried to stop. But it was too late. Fifi bumped into Calamity and the two toppled over onto the spot where the dynamite was planted. Only then the dynamite actually exploded.

When the explosion cleared, Calamity was black as soot. Fifi wasn't as burned as Calamity. "Le ouch," said Fifi. But then, Fifi saw something that made her shriek loudly. For the explosion had blown her bike to pieces. Calamity covered his ears due to how loud Fifi's shriek. Fifi then glared at Calamity, growling angrily at him. Calamity smiled and giggled nervously. The purple skunkette then grabbed Calamity and started shaking him while choking him til his face turned purple as Fifi's fur. "YOU IDIOT! YOU DESTROYED MY BIKE! I SPENT MONTHS PRACTICING FOR THE ANNUAL ACME ACRES BIKE RACE! AND NOW, NO THANKS TO YOUR STUPID ATTEMPT TO CATCH LITLE BEEPER, I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO ENTER THIS YEAR!" yelled Fifi. Calamity's eyes widened in horror, realizing what he had done. Fifi then punched Calamity in the face, knocking him down. Fifi then collected the pieces of her bike and walked away crying hysterically. Tears began to pour from his eyes, realizing he accidentally crushed Fifi's dream of winning the bike race.

Later, Calamity was at house, isolated in his room. He punched the wall, in frustration. "Stupid, stupid, stupid! How could I be so careless?!" asked Calamity. Just then, he heard a knock on the door. It was his father.

"Son?" asked Mr. Coyote.

"What is it, dad?" asked Calamity.

"Mr. and Mrs. La Fume are here along with their daughter," said Mr. Coyote.

"Oh no . . . ," groaned Calamity as he fell down on the floor face down. Calamity came down to the living room where Fifi and her parents were at. Fifi's mascara was ruined due to her crying.

"Fifi tells us zat you destroyed her bike. Ees zis true?" asked Mr. La Fume.

"It's true. But it was an accident. I was trying to get Little Beeper," said Calamity.

"You could've seriously hurt our daughter. She put a lot of effort eento training for ze Annual Acme Acres Bike Race. And now you practically ruined her chances of entering zis year," said Mrs. La Fume.

"Fifi, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to destroy your bike!" said Calamity.

"Saying I'm sorry isn't going to fix my bike! Zat was my favorite bike and even eef I get a new one, eet wouldn't be ze same!" said Fifi.

"Give us one good reason why we shouldn't press charges against you!" said Mrs. La Fume.

"If I can fix your bike, will you drop the charges?" asked Calamity.

"You fix eet? You couldn't even get any of your inventions to work! Besides, you've done enough damage already," said Mr. La Fume.

"No really. I can fix it. Just give me a chance," said Calamity.

"Don't you remember? My bike ees practically een pieces," said Fifi.

"I don't care. I got you into this mess, Fifi. So I must get you out. So please, give me a chance to fix your bike. I promise you, I'll have it all fixed up before the competition," said Calamity. Fifi and her parents thought for a moment. Calamity waited anxiously for their answer.

"Okay, fine. Ze competition ees een one month, on August 4th. So please have eet fixed up before zen," said Fifi.

"Thank you," said Calamity.

(Insert "Powerhouse")

Over the course of the month of July, Calamity Coyote had to work very hard to get Fifi's bike repaired and working properly. The La Fumes gave him all the pieces of what was left of Fifi's bicycle. Calamity examined the burned pieces. "This looks impossible. But I have to do it. Fifi is counting on me," said Calamity. Whatever money he originally saved up for traps and gadgets to catch Little Beeper, he instead had to use it to buy replacement parts to fix Fifi's bike. After buying the replacement parts, the gray coyote then had to do the long and grueling process of putting it together. There were trials and errors, but he was determined to get the job done before the bike competition.

(End Music)

It was now the day of the bike competition. Most of the competitors were ready. Fifi and her parents were waiting for Calamity to show up. "He's late," said Mrs. La Fume.

"I hope he remembered ze deadline," said Fifi.

"I guess he couldn't fix eet after all," said Mr. La Fume. But just then, Mr. Coyote arrived in his truck with Calamity riding with him. Calamity then got out from the truck and unloaded something from the back. It was Fifi's bicycle, good as new.

"Le gasp! You actually managed to fix my bike!" cried Fifi.

"It took me a couple of trials and errors, but I managed to get it done," said Calamity. Fifi got onto her bike.

"I'm now ready," said Fifi. When the race started, Fifi now had newfound determination. She was determined to win the race this time. Everybody watched the bikes as they raced all over Acme Acres. About a half hour passed and everybody waited to see who would cross the finish line first. Everybody saw that Fifi and another competitor were at the very front. The two were neck and neck. Calamity bit his finger nails anxiously. But eventually, Fifi managed to pass her opponent and she crossed the finish line in first place. Everybody cheered loudly. But none more louder than Fifi's parents. Afterwards, Fifi was reward the golden bike trophy for winning first place.

"Congratulations, Fifi," said Mr. La Fume.

"We're so proud of you," said Mrs. La Fume. The two then hugged their daughter. Fifi then turned to Calamity. "

Thank you for fixing my bike. I had my doubts at first, but you actually managed to do it. I wouldn't have been able to win the bike race if you hadn't fixed it up," said Fifi.

"Your welcome. And I'm sorry I damaged it in the first place. But I made up for it by fixing it. Am I forgiven?" asked Calamity.

"Oui," said Fifi. She then gave Calamity a kiss on his cheek, leaving a pink kiss mark. Calamity blushed pink due to the kiss.

"Aaaw shucks," said Calamity. Fifi giggled.

"Leettle boys are such children," said Fifi.

Present Time . . .

"So you see, eef Calamity could fix my bike, he can surely fix your bike once we find him," said Fifi.

"But I don't want to get my bike situation fixed that way! I want Ash to be the one to get me a new one!" said Misty.

"Misty, Fifi is just offering a less painful way to get your problem solved. I'd say go for it," said Ash.

"I won't! You're going to be the one to do it and that's final!" said Misty. She began to walk away.

"Ooh! That girl drives me crazy!" said Ash. I don't want that girl traveling with me and being a nag! If she does something really bad, I'll ditch her when I get the chance, thought Ash.

At Scissors Street, Furrball was able to get through living in the city thanks to Megan (a.k.a. Mew). Right now, the two were hanging out an abandoned warehouse. "Megan, don't you think we should stay at a real home until we can find a way home. I mean, this warehouse isn't going to cut it," said Furrball.

"I guess you're right. I think I know a place where we can stay at, which I heard about that," said Megan.

"And what's that?" asked Furrball.

"You see, Scissors Street is known as Breeder's Lane because it's populated with stores and salons related to the needs of Pokémon Breeders. Some of these salons improve both a Pokémon's inner and outer beauty. There's one Pokémon Breeder I read about that we can stay at," said Megan.

"Okay," said Furrball. The two cats arrived outside one particular salon. Part of the door entrance was marked with a picture of a Pokémon that looked like a fox with six tails. The shop was opened right now.

"This is the place?" asked Furrball.

"Yep," said Megan.

"Are you sure this is a good idea. I heard about how Dizzy Devil got captured by Pokémon Control," said Furrball.

"That's because Dizzy made no effort to control his appetite. I know what I'm doing," said Megan. She then opened the door and the bell rang. Inside, a woman was reading a newspaper. She had long teal hair, brown eyes and wore a light purple uniform as well. Next to her was a small, quadrupedal, canine Pokémon. It had a red-brown pelt with a cream-colored underbelly. It had brown eyes, large, pointed ears with dark brown insides, and a triangular dark brown nose. Its paws were slightly darker than the rest of its pelt and have light brown paw pads. On top of its head were three curled locks of orange fur with bangs, and it had orange tails with curled tips. It was most commonly seen with six tails. The woman and the Pokémon then heard the bell ring.

"Vulpix?" asked the Pokémon.

"Coming," said the woman. She and her Vulpix got up and saw Megan and Furrball.

"Hi," said Megan.

"Uh . . . hi," said Furrball nervously.

"Oh my. You talk," said the woman.

"Yes. We do. You must be Suzy, the famous Pokémon Breeder. I read about you," said Megan.

"I am. This is my Vulpix," said Suzy.

"Vul," said Vulpix.

"Who might you two be?" asked Suzy.

"My name is Megan," said Megan.

"I'm Furrball," said Furrball.

"We're toon cats," said Megan.

"Toons? You wouldn't happened to be related to these individuals from this event that happened last night?" asked Suzy. She showed the two cats the newspaper she was reading. The headline read "Day 1 Pokémon Trainers foil Team Rocket Raid on Pokémon Center". The front photo showed Ash, Pikachu, Fifi, Buster, Mary, Misty, Nurse Joy, Lana and Officer Jenny in front of the wrecked Viridian City Pokémon Center. Furrball's eyes widened when he saw Buster, Fifi and Mary in the photo.

"Oh my goodness! That's three of my schoolmates, Buster Bunny, Fifi La Fume and Mary Melody," said Furrball.

"I take it you know them," said Suzy.

"Yes," said Furrball.

"Well, I never met them," said Megan.

"So, where did you all come from?" asked Suzy.

"You might want to sit down. It make take a while to explain," said Furrball. Furrball explained to Suzy about his life and how everybody mistreated him due to being a cat. Megan also told Suzy her fake cover story and how the cat segregation is exactly why she left the Looney Tunes dimension. After that, Furrball explained how they got into the home dimension. "And ever since I met Megan, she's been looking out for me and keeping me safe in this new world," said Furrball.

"Oh, you poor thing," said Suzy. She then began to give Furrball a comforting hug. "It's not fair that you're being treated as a villain just because your species was portrayed that way in the cartoons," said Suzy.

"I know. And now, I'm far from home, with no way of going back except finding that elusive white lion Pokémon," said Furrball.

"So, we were wondering, could Furrball and I stay here for a while?" asked Megan.

"Sure. And maybe you could help me around at my salon too," said Suzy.

"Thanks. We'd love to," said Megan.

"Great," said Suzy.

"Vulpix," said Vulpix.

"So what kind of Pokémon is Vulpix?" asked Furrball.

"She's a Fire-type Pokémon. So she can use fire based attacks in battle," said Suzy as she petted her Vulpix.

"So, she can actually breathe fire like a dragon or those dogs that Megan saved me from?" asked Furrball.

"Yes," said Suzy.

"If Elmyra tried to make a Fire Pokémon like your Vulpix her pet, she'd stand no chance," said Furrball.

"Yes. You play with Fire Pokémon, they're gonna burn you," said Megan.

"I think the one she'd be a mercy of is the Pokémon I can evolve into," said Vulpix.

(Insert "Creeping Shadow" from Pokémon)

"What would that be?" asked Furrball.

"A Ninetales," said Vulpix.

"Ninetales?" asked Furrball.

"Ninetales is a golden-furred fox with nine tails, hence its name. It's not its fire attacks that your abusive owner would have to worry about it. It's its vengeful nature. Legends say that if you abuse it, let's say, grab one of its tails, Ninetales will lay a 1,000 year old curse on the abuser," said Vulpix. She then let out an evil laugh, complete with thunder and lightning sounding. Furrball was shocked hearing this.

"Do its victims even live that long to experience the full thousand years?" asked Furrball.

"I don't know. Maybe Ninetales will curse them with immortality too until the curse wears off. Not even suicide will save them," said Vulpix.

"But nobody knows if it does happen cause a cursed victim hasn't been recorded in history," said Suzy.

"Pray that Elmyra doesn't ever encounter a Ninetales. Cause not even her tooniness will save her from a Ninetales' vengeance," said Megan.

(End Music)

Nightfall came and Ash and the others had set up camp. Ash and Mary were reading through her Pokémon books to see what the Pokémon they recently caught were. Ash was looking through a Grass Pokémon guide, while Mary was looking through a Flying Pokémon guide. "So Ash, what information did you find out about the Grass Pokémon we caught?" asked Mary.

"The two Grass Pokémon that I caught were both from the Hoenn Region. That acorn Pokémon is Seedot. Like real acorns, they hang from trees. While hanging, this Pokémon absorbs moisture and nutrients from the tree until it becomes too heavy and falls to the ground. The mushroom Pokémon is called Shroomish. When it senses danger, it shakes its body and scatters toxic spores from the top of its head. These spores can make trees and weeds wilt and cause whole-body pain if inhaled," said Ash.

"What about the Grass Pokémon that I caught. What is it called?" asked Mary.

"It's a Budew, originally discovered in the Sinnoh Region. Budew keeps its buds closed during the cold winter, but opens them again in the spring and releases poisonous pollen. The pollen it scatters induces harsh sneezing and runny noses, and is more toxic depending on how clean the water it was fed with was," said Ash.

"Remind me not to have my Budew near Lil' Sneezer due to his oversensitive nose," said Mary.

"What did you find out about that owl Pokémon you caught?" asked Ash.

"It's called Hoothoot, originally from Johto. It's eyes can see through even the darkest of nights. And here's something very interesting, it begins to hoot at the same time every day. Some trainers use them in place of clocks," said Mary.

"Really," said Ash.

"How interesting," said Buster.

"Oui," said Fifi. Ash and Mary put the books away in their backpacks.

"We'd better get some sleep, you guys. Tomorrow's going to be a big day," said Ash.

"We'll all get some sleep if you shut your big mouth," said Misty. But then, Fifi gave Misty a death glare. Misty cringed at the sight of Fifi glaring at her like that.

"Don't let the bed bugs bite," said Ash sarcastically.

(Insert "A Future Hope" from Pokémon)

Ash, Mary, Buster and Misty were the first to fall asleep. Fifi, Pikachu and Caterpie were still awake. "Nice night, isn't it, Caterpie?" asked Pikachu. Caterpie nodded. Fifi then went up to Pikachu.

"Ze stars are out too along weeth a full moon. Nights like zese are perfect for star gazing. Eet's perfect setting for lovers to sit under ze moon. Lovers like you and moi," said Fifi. She giggled as she then began to press her boobs behind Pikachu's head. Pikachu groaned. Caterpie thought it was funny.

"This is perfect. You and Pikachu can be together. And I'll be friends with Misty," said Caterpie.

"But Misty doesn't even like you, Caterpie and Misty likes me," said Pikachu.

"She'll change her tune if the others convince her. She just needs to learn to not judge me or the others bugs for being who we are. And you heard what Fifi said, she's the only girl who's allowed to cuddle you," said Caterpie. Caterpie let out a mischievous giggle. Pikachu groaned.

"Why me?" asked Pikachu.

(End Music)

Morning came. Misty was the first to wake up. But when she opened her eyes, she was that Caterpie was sleeping a few inches away from her. Misty let out a scream that woke everybody up. Fifi was so startled that she let out her stink. Everybody got stunk out as a result. "Fifi! What did you do that for?!" asked Buster.

"I was, how you say, startled by Misty's screaming," said Fifi.

"Why did you scream?" asked Mary.

"What is this thing sleeping next to me?" said Misty. Ash chuckled.

"Caterpie just wants to be your friend," said Ash.

"If that thing wants to be my friend, it can stop bugging me already. If your Pokémon get out of my face and get into their Pokéballs," said Misty. Caterpie was very hurt.

"Oh Misty! You are so unbelievable! Caterpie means no harm! Why it likes you I'll never know!" said Ash. Hearing Misty's harsh words really hurt Caterpie. He began to cry. Mary then went up to Caterpie and picked him.

"It's okay, Caterpie. Shh, shh," said Mary as she hugged him to try to comfort him. Ash turned to Misty angrily.

"All right, Misty! You owe Caterpie an apology! Pokémon have feelings too you know!" said Ash.

"Hmph," said Misty, turning away from Ash. Ash turned his attention to Caterpie.

"Come on, Caterpie. Don't you worry. Someday we'll show her," said Ash.

"Misty, that wasn't very nice of what you said to Caterpie! Ever since you started traveling with us, you've said nothing but mean and harsh words to all of us, especially Ash and Caterpie! I bet you've never done anything kind in your entire life!" said Buster.

"What?!" asked Misty. Just then, everybody heard a panicked squeal.

"Huh?" asked everybody. They saw coming into view was Bookworm.

"It's Bookworm!" said Mary. Then, flying into view was the one that Bookworm was crawling from; Sweetie Bird. And she was armed with a fork and knife.

"Come back here, bweakfast!" said Sweetie.

"And Sweetie Bird too!" said Fifi. Sweetie tried to stab him with her fork, but Bookworm leapt out of the way. He landed on Misty's butt. Misty shrieked due to the fact that something was latched onto her rear.

"Just hold still so I can get you!" said Sweetie as she charged. Bookworm dodged Sweetie again. So Sweetie ended up jabbing Misty in the butt instead. Misty let out a loud scream of pain. She pulled the fork and knife out of her butt, turned around and growled at Sweetie.

"What the hell?! What did you do that for?!" asked Misty.

"I was twying to get dat worm dat was on your butt!" said Sweetie.

"Just who do you think you are?!" asked Misty.

"I am Sweetie Bird, protégé of Tweety Bird. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a worm to catch!" said Sweetie, with haughtiness in her voice. She then resumed chasing after Sweetie. Suddenly, something rammed Sweetie, knocking her down. "What was that?!" asked Sweetie. She turned and saw a large raptor-like bird. While its primary color was brown, its plumage is much more elaborate than its pre-evolution, Pidgey. Its head-crest was much longer than Pidgey's and was a reddish-pink color. The plumage of its tail was also quite colorful, alternating between reddish-pink and yellow. Other than its ornamental plumage, its basic coloration is similar to Pidgey, with pinkish-gray feet and black markings around its eyes. The Pokemon had powerful talons to grasp prey so these claws can inflict a lot of damage. It began to chase after Bookworm. "

Wow! A real Pidgeotto!" said Ash.

(Insert "Pokédex Theme, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)

He put his cap on and took out his Pokédex. "Pidgeotto, an evolved form of Pidgey. It is armed with sharp claws and dives from the sky to capture its prey. Unlike the more gentle Pidgey, Pidgeotto can be more dangerous. Approach with extreme caution," said the Pokédex.

(End Music)

"Alright, Pidgeotto. I'll show you who's the dangerous one around here," asked Ash. He was about to grab a Poké Ball when Sweetie flew up to Pidgeotto.

"Hey, you! Dat's my worm you're trying to eat! Go get your own!" said Sweetie. Pidgeotto turned around and gave Sweetie a death glare. Sweetie paled due to how intimidating the bigger bird's stare was. "On second thought, I'm not hungry," said Sweetie meekly. And she flew away from Pidgeotto. The Pidgeotto then resumed chasing after Bookworm.

(Insert "Raid" from Pokémon)

Ash and the others watched as Pidgeotto chased Bookworm, trying to catch and eat him. "We can't just let that overgrown pigeon eat one of our fellow students!" said Buster.

"I'll send one of Pokémon to take it down!" said Ash. He was about to summon one of his other Pokémon when Caterpie jumped out of Mary's arms.

"Caterpie, no!" cried Ash & Mary. Caterpie then jumped and pounced on Caterpie, causing Pidgeotto to get pinned to the ground.

"Why deed Caterpie just attacked out of instinct?" asked Fifi.

"Seeing how Bookworm is a worm like him, he probably didn't want to see one of its brethren get eaten," said Buster.

"Go! I'll hold this rat with wings off!" said Caterpie to Bookworm. Bookworm then began to crawl to where Ash and the toons were at.

"Are you okay, Bookworm?" asked Buster. Bookworm nodded. Suddenly, Pidgeotto recovered and forced Caterpie off its back.

"If I can't have that little worm, I'll have you for breakfast instead!" said Pidgeotto. Pidgeotto began to chase after Caterpie.

"Caterpie, what have you gotten yourself into?" asked Ash. It dive bombed at Caterpie and rammed him, knocking him into a nearby tree. "Caterpie!" cried Ash and the toons. Pidgeotto began to charge in for the kill.

"Ash, call it back, hurry!" said Mary.

"Caterpie, return!" said Ash. He returned Caterpie to its Pokéball. "Darn! My breakfast got away!" cried Pidgeotto. "Pikachu, use Thundershock Attack!" said Ash.

"Pikahuuuuuuuuuuu!" said Pikachu. He fired some electricity from his cheeks and they hit Pidgeotto. Pidgeotto was paralyzed. "Pokéball, go!" said Ash. He threw the ball and it scooped up Pidgeotto. Once again, it showed the Pokéball wobbling to show Pidgeotto was struggling to get out. But then, it stopped wobbling.

(End Music)

"Alright! We got Pidgeotto!" said Ash.

"Pi Pikachu!" said Pikachu. Misty walked up to Ash and slapped him.

"Hey! What was that for?!" asked Ash.

"You should try to learn something about Pokemon first, with Pokemon you've got to your strategy. Pidgeotto is a bird, Caterpie is a worm, Birds eat Mr. Pokemon Master," said Misty.

"I didn't send Caterpie out! It charged out of its own cause it wanted to help Bookworm!" said Ash.

"LIAR! Ash, I'm afraid things won't just work out if you try hard enough. The Pokemon Trainer's judgement is more important than anything else and unfortunately for you the trainer has to have a brain," said Ash. Suddenly, Mary punched Misty right in the face. "OW!" cried Misty.

"Ash is not a liar! Caterpie did charge out on its own! If Caterpie hadn't done that, Bookworm would've become Pidgeotto's lunch! So Caterpie was Bookworm's hero!" scolded Mary. Bookworm squealed in agreement. But those words failed to reach Misty. Instead, she just shoved Mary onto the ground.

"I'm sick of you toons always defending Ash! All you are doing is shielding him from my truths and making him full of himself! You're just making him more stupid than he already is! And he's getting that stupidity from you!" said Misty. Mary's feelings were hurt by Misty's mean words. It looked like she was going to cry. Seeing this made Ash angry, very angry. He let out an angry yell and kicked Misty in the butt! And in the same spot where Sweetie poked her. Misty let out a loud scream of pain upon being kicked.

"You take that back, bitch!" said Ash.

"What did you call me?!" asked Misty.

"You heard me! I said you take that back, bitch! Mary is not stupid! She is a smart girl and a knowledgeable student! Professor Oak and I helped her gain the knowledge she needed to become a Pokémon Trainer! And it has helped her get this far! She wouldn't have got through in this world without me! And she in return has helped me with some pointers in training! And she's a better person to turn to advice than you! You summoned a Goldeen when there was no body of water in sight! So that means you are the one who needs a brain! And you need a heart because all you are capable of is hurting people and Pokémon's feelings!" yelled Ash.

"How dare you say that to a girl! In arguments like these, girls are always in the right! And boys are the ones who are always in the wrong!" said Misty.

"WHAT?! That's just a bunch of hooey!" said Ash.

"It is not! That's how things are supposed to work in the real wo . . . ," said Misty.

"AHHHH, SHADDUP!" yelled Buster. BAM! The blue bunny smacked Misty in the head with a bat. This blow caused a goose egg to form on Misty's head.

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" asked Misty.

"You! That's what! Your kind of thinking that women are always right and men are always wrong is stupid and dangerous!" scolded Buster.

"What do you mean dangerous?!" asked Misty.

"Acme Acres once had a problem where various women had that stupid mindset that they're always right in arguments. But that made them targets of a women haters group who were victims of the unfair sex cliche. They sought to punish females as a whole because of that! Even girls who didn't even do the unfair sex cliche were targeted, such as Fifi, Babs and Shirley. So we had to defend them. After we defeated that insane group, the women realized how foolish they were and repented for their bad behavior! And you better repent too or you could be a victim of another women haters group!" said Buster. Misty then grabbed Buster by the ears.

"Hey! Watch the ears! Ow!" cried Buster.

"Do you get your jollies by beating up and belittling girls?!" asked Misty.

"Only those who are bullies! And by the way you keeping acting like a jerk, that makes you a bully too!" said Buster.

"When we get out of this forest, I'm going to press charges against you guys for assault!" said Misty. Suddenly, Fifi whacked Misty's hand, making her let go of Buster's ears. Fifi then grabbed Misty by the shirt.

"You will do no such zing, Misty! We have a friend who ees a psychic and she'll just use her powers to prove our innocence! You are notheeng but a selfish, bad tempered, excuse for a Pokémon Trainer! You madame Waterflower, stink!" said Fifi. And with those words, Fifi kicked Misty in the hurt spot on her butt, harder than Ash kicked Misty. The orange haired girl screamed as the kick sent her crashing head first into a nearby tree. And her head got stuck in it too. Misty let out muffled, angry yells as she struggled to pull herself out of the tree. Sweetie Bird laughed at Misty's misfortune.

"This is too funny!" said Sweetie. And she resumed laughing. Without warning, Sweetie got zapped by Pikachu. She screamed as she got zapped. After the electrocution, she fell to the ground, black as soot. Everybody gasped.

"Pikachu, what are you doing?!" asked Ash.

"You hurt Misty! You must pay for that!" said Pikachu. He fired another Thunder Shock attack, but everybody dodged.

"Pikachu, stop it!" said Ash.

"Not until you apologize to her and admit you're the bad guys in the argument!" said Pikachu.

"You idiot! Did you not see how mean she was to us?!" asked Buster.

"Misty's poisoned your mind! You must be loyal to Ash cause he's your Trainer! Misty ees not your Trainer!" said Fifi.

"Well I sometimes wish she was instead of that idiot!" said Pikachu. He fired Thunder Shock again, but the heroes dodged it too.

"Hold still and take your zapping like adults!" said Pikachu. Suddenly, Mary summoned Bulbasaur and she used Vine Whip to grab Pikachu. "Hey!" cried Pikachu. She then slammed Pikachu onto the ground.

"Stop it! Stop it right now!" said Bulbasaur.

"You should be ashamed of yourself, Pikachu! I thought you learned to obey me after the way you helped me catch Pidgeotto. But I can see that you're still misbehaving," scolded Ash.

"But you hurt Misty, my friend. I don't like that," said Pikachu.

"Friend?! You call somebody who criticizes your Trainer and gets picks fight with other people a friend?!" asked Buster.

"Misty is a bad influence on you! If you continue to let her coddle you, you'll be corrupted to the point that you'll refuse to listen anybody but her," said Mary.

"A Pokémon who doesn't obey his or her Trainer is a disgrace to Pokémon everywhere!" said Bulbasaur.

"All she cares about ees hurting other people & Bug Pokémon and zat stupid bike of hers," said Fifi.

"I know these type of people. They manipulate other people to get what they want. And that's what Misty is doing to you right now. It'll get bad to the point that you'll become her yes Pokémon. Ash is your Trainer and that's final!" said Buster.

(Insert "Team Rocket Motto, Kanto-Johto Version" from Pokémon)

"It warms my heart to see friends fight among each other," said an evil female voice.

"That voice . . . ," said Ash. It was none other than Jessie of Team Rocket. She and her partners began to say their motto again.

"To protect the world from devastation," said Jessie.

"To unite all people within our nation!" said James.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love," said Jessie.

"To extend our reach to the stars above," said James.

"Jessie," said Jessie.

"James," said James.

"No. Not this again," said Ash quietly.

"Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!" said Jessie.

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!" said James.

"Meowth, that's ri-aaack!" gagged Meowth.

(Record Scratch)

The next thing Meowth knew, he was choking on something that was shot into his mouth and caught in his throat. It was Sweetie Bird, who fired a spitball. "I tawt I taw a toking putty tat," said Sweetie with a smirk.

"Meowth!" cried Jessie. "

What's the matter?" asked James.

"I did, I did taw a toking putty tat," said Sweetie. Jessie was doing the Heimlich maneuver to Meowth. While James pulled at his tail. Meowth finally managed to hack out the spitball, which was stuck to a hairball.

"Are you crazy?! You could've killed me!" yelled Meowth.

"I lose more putty tats dat way," said Sweetie. Already, Meowth hated this pink rat with wings due to what she just did to him. And the fact that she had beaten and humiliated other cats? The thought was absurd! Suddenly, Misty freed herself from the tree. Her face was swollen due to some splinters. Team Rocket gasped and cringed when they saw her face.

"Oh, it's you three again! Go away! I was trying to win an argument with these . . . ," said Jessie.

"Quiet, girl!" said Jessie. Meowth jumped onto the shoulders of his comrades. One foot was on James' left shoulder, the other on Jessie's right shoulder. "We're not here to listen to you. We're here to get your Pokémon!" said Jessie.

"Hand over your Pikachu!" said James.

"Hey, this is my Pikachu! Go out and find your own. There are plenty in this forest," said Ash.

"The only Pikachu we want is that one," said Jessie.

"We're only looking for the rarest and most valuable Pokémon in the world, kid!" said James.

"And that special Pikachu is the kind of Pokémon we need," said Jessie. Suddenly, Meowth began to scratch his comrades and began to tell them to be quiet.

"Is my Pikachu really that special?" asked Ash.

"Your Pikachu's power impresses even me. I really got a charge of it's incredible attack the last time we met," said Meowth. As he was rambling on, Misty was picking the splinters out of her face. "It's power exceeds it's evolutionary level! A Pokémon . . . ," said Meowth. But we has rudely interrupted by Jessie and James, who began stepping on him.

"Your the one giving away our secrets!" cried Jessie.

"Shut up before you tell them everything!" said James.

"I'm in charge here! Cut it out!" cried Meowth. Sweetie Bird snickered. The two finished walloping Meowth.

"Make things easy and hand over that Pikachu," said Jessie.

"While you're at, hand over that Bulbasaur," said James.

"Forget it," said Ash.

"Besides, going after Pikachu is not worth it," said Sweetie.

"What do you mean it's not worth it?!" asked Jessie.

"It will be worth it cause we'll get promoted by our boss once we bring it to him!" said James.

"It's not worth it because you're only asking for a world of pain, especially for your putty tat," said Sweetie smugly.

"What are you talking about?!" asked Meowth.

"You see, in a majority of cartoons, especially da Warner Bros. cartoons, putty tats are da butt of the world's jokes. Especially da ones who persist on trying to catch da same prey, which are various mice, fish and cats. They don't want to move on to an easier prey, they insist on trying to catch da same one. And here's proof," said Sweetie. She showed Team Rocket various photos of the various cats that are considered the losers of the cartoon world. The photos showed the cats all injured, with the prey they hopeless try to catch standing next to them. They included Sylvester having been clobbered by Tweety, Claude Cat humiliated by Hubie & Bertie and a pile of cats defeated by Speedy Gonzales. She even showed a photo of Tom the Cat having been badly injured by Jerry the Mouse. "Tom and Jerry may not be Looney Tunes, but the rights for these characters were bought by Warner Bros. recently. And let's not forget my favorite," said Sweetie. She then showed a photo of herself beating up Furrball the Cat. Team Rocket gasped seeing the atrocious injuries that the cats in the photos received. "And some of da putty tats died multiple times too," said Sweetie. Fifi just scowled at the photo since she considers Furrball a friend. "And chasing after same enemy brings a world a pain isn't just limited to putty tats. It also happens to selected other Looney Tune characters too," said Sweetie. Next, she showed more photos showing classic Looney Tunes and Tiny Toon rivalries. First photo she showed was Elmer Fudd's gun exploding due to Bugs Bunny jamming a carrot in the gun barrel. After that, she showed a photo of Daffy Duck getting his beak blasted after Bugs tricked Elmer into shooting the greedy duck. The next photo showed Yosemite Sam all fried after an attempt to kill Bugs backfired. Next, she got out a photo of Wile E. Coyote getting fried by his own dynamite that was meant for the Roadrunner. She also showed everybody a photograph of Calamity having been defeated by Little Beeper. And the final photo showed both Elmyra Duff and Montana Max all tied up by the various animal students, including Sweetie herself. "Basically what I'm saying in dummy terms, so dat your micwoscopic bwains can process all dis information, if you go down da path of twying to steal dis boy's common Pikachu, I guarantee, you'll join de ranks of the losers of da cartoon world. Especially you, you stupid putty tat," said Sweetie.

(Insert "Absolute Death" from Pokémon)

"Common? COMMON?!" asked Jessie.

"Nobody says that a Pokémon we're trying to catch is common!" said James.

"I just did! Besides, there's nothing special about him. It's just stronger than normal. There's nothing rare about that at all," said Sweetie, still retaining her smug expression. Jessie and James took out their Pokéballs.

"Then, you leave us no choice!" said James.

"Pokémon battle! Ekans, go!" said Jessie.

"Koffing, go get them!" said James. The two Pokemon were summoned to try to battle Pikachu.

"Ekansssss!" hissed Ekans.

"Koffing!" said Koffing.

"Sending two Pokémon against him at the same time? Ha! Your Pokémon must be really weak if you're resorting to such cheating tactics," said Sweetie.

"Shut it, you heckling bitch!" said Jessie.

"I'll help you out in this battle, I'll have Bulbasaur aid your Pikachu," said Mary.

"Thanks," said Ash.

"Bulbasaur!" said Bulbasaur.

"But Bulbasaur is Grass, it doesn't stand a chance!" said Misty.

"Type doesn't always determine the outcome of the battle," said Mary.

"Koffing, sludge attack!" said James. James' Koffing fired some sludge from it's mouth, which hit Pikachu in the face. It couldn't see.

"How's that for weak?!" jeered James to Sweetie.

"Still proves my point dat you're using dirty tricks just to win," said Sweetie. James' smile turned upside down, seeing how Sweetie wouldn't change her attitude. Ash picked up Pikachu.

"If you think you can use your dirty tricks to beat us, you're wrong!" said Ash. Ash turned to Fifi.

"They'll try everything to get what they want. But no matter what happens, don't let them have Pikachu. Understand?" asked Ash.

"Pi," said Pikachu.

"I will defend heem weeth my life," said Fifi as she took Pikachu. Ash turned to face his opponents.

"So, what's your big battle plan?" asked Jessie.

I can't send Caterpie out. It's still roughed up from the scuffle with Pidgeotto, thought Ash.

(End Music)

(Insert "Kanto Wild Pokémon Battle" from Pokémon)

Ash then turned his hat backwards and threw Pidgeotto's Pokéball. "Pidgeotto, go!" said Ash. He threw the Pokéball and Pidgeotto came out.

"Koffing, take care of that rat with wings," said James.

"I'll handle Ekans," said Mary.

"Bulba," said Bulbasaur. The double battle began. Koffing tried to spit sludge at Pidgeotto, but he dodged the attack.

"Ekans, go get your dinner!" said Jessie. Ekans tried to bite Bulbasaur.

"Bulbasaur, Vine Whip attack!" said Mary. Bulbasaur lashed out its vines, which whipped Ekans. Ekans hissed in pain from the attack. "Now, use Razor Leaf!" said Mary. Bulbasaur hurled razor sharp leaves, which hit Ekans, cutting at it.

"Pidgeotto, Quick Attack!" said Ash. Pidgeotto charged at Koffing.

"Ekans, go underground!" said Jessie. Ekans began to burrow into the ground.

"Bulbasaur, Tackle!" said Mary. Bulbasaur charged and rammed Koffing.

"Koff!" cried Koffing.

"Pidgeotto, Bulbasaur, behind you! Watch out!" said Ash & Mary. Koffing spat out a smokescreen, but Pidgeotto used his wings to blow the smoke away. Koffing fired more sludge, but Pidgeotto and Bulbasaur dodged the attacks. Then, Ekans emerged from the ground and charged at the two Pokémon. Pidgeotto flew into the air and dodged the snake. Bulbasaur jumped out of the way using its vines to give it a boost.

"Now, Bulbasaur! Razor Leaf again!" said Mary. Bulbasaur fired more leaves, which hit Ekans and Koffing.

"We're gonna get a Pokémon! We're gonna get a Pokémon! We're gonna get a Pokemon!" chanted Team Rocket.

"How about you two shut up?!" called Sweetie.

"How rude," said Meowth. Pidgeotto continued to fly into the air. Koffing and Ekans jumped into the air toward Pidgeotto.

"Gust counterattack, now!" said Ash. Pidgeotto flapped it's wings, creating gust, but it missed. Then, Ekans rammed Pidgeotto in the back. Koffing rammed Pidgeotto next and Ekans rammed the bird again. "Pidgeotto, return!" said Ash. He returned Pidgeotto back to it's Pokéball.

(End Music)

"I'll summon one of my other Pokémon now," said Ash.

"No you don't!" said James. Suddenly, James got some sort of magnet. It began to magnetize Ash and Mary's Poké Balls.

"Hey!" cried Ash & Mary. But Ash managed to hold onto Caterpie's Poké Ball, but hid it behind his back.

"This Poké Ball Magnet now has the rest of your Pokémon," said James.

"Guess you have no choice since it's just two against one now. Let Pikachu in and watch Team Rocket win," said Jessie.

"I'm not out of Pokémon just yet! So you haven't won!" said Ash.

"Chu," said Pikachu.

"No, Pikachu. You can't battle in zis condition," said Pikachu, trying to rub the sludge off.

"If you won't hand over Pikachu, we'll take it by force!" said Jessie. The three thieves then charged at Ash and co. But Buster and Sweetie got out their bats and mallets and began to beat up Team Rocket. The three villains yelped as they were getting clobbered. Ash took out Caterpie's Poké Ball.

"Ash, what are you . . . ?" said Misty.

"Caterpie, we gotta give it our very best shot! Caterpie, go!" said Ash. He threw the ball and Caterpie was summoned. Buster, Sweetie and Team Rocket stopped fighting when they saw Caterpie.

"What's that with the Bulbasaur?" asked James.

"It's a bug. It's a measly little bug," said Meowth. Team Rocket began to laugh.

"Let's get the bug spray!" said Jessie.

"AHHHH, SHADDUP!" said both Buster and Sweetie. They bonked Jessie, James and Meowth on the head, causing them to have bumps.

(Insert "Pokémon, I Choose You" from Pokémon)

Koffing and Ekans charged at Caterpie first. "Caterpie, string shot now!" said Ash. Caterpie fired white silk at Koffing. Koffing now looking like a white ball and he fell to the ground, defeated. Ekans was still charging. Caterpie continued to fire its silk. Ekans' face was sprayed by the bug Pokémon's silk. Ekans looked it had a yarn ball stuck to its face. Poor Ekans couldn't see and its voice was muffled.

"Now Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip to throw them!" said Mary. Bulbasaur then summoned its vines once again and grabbed both Ekans and Koffing. She threw them and they crashed into a tree. James' rose fell out of his mouth in surprise.

"Beaten by a Caterpie?" asked James.

"That really bugs me!" said Jessie.

"Now watch a real Pokémon in action," said Meowth, showing his claws. Caterpie fired one last shot of silk. Very soon, Meowth was cocooned by the Caterpie and stood there like a statue.

"Real Pokémon?! Ha! You're just another bad ol' putty tat!" said Sweetie. She then swung her mallet and whacked Meowth. He was sent crashing into Ekans and Koffing. The three Pokémon rolled toward Jessie and James. CRASH! The three Pokémon crashed into the two. In the process, James dropped the Poké Ball magnet and Ash and Mary's stolen Poké Balls. Ash and Mary grabbed the Poké Balls quickly. They released their Pokémon to make sure they were there. And they were.

(End Music)

"Grrr! Dummies!" yelled James.

"Must we do everything ourselves!?" asked Jessie. The two then began to charge at our heroes. Fifi then handed Pikachu to Mary.

"I don't zink so!" said Fifi. She turned her body into a more muscular, rambo-like body build. The purple skunkette cocked her tail like a machine gun and fired stink bullets like a machine gun. Team Rocket coughed as the stink clouds began to overtake them.

"DEAUUGH!" cried Jessie, making a weird, disgusted face. Team Rocket then began to flee.

"Looks like Team Rocket's stinking off again!" cried Team Rocket. And they disappeared into the forest.

"Zere's more where zat came from eef you ever mess weeth us, you Team Rocket Pig Dogs!" said Fifi. She then began to do a wet razzberry while banging her head with her hands.

"You've been watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail before we ended up in this mess, haven't you?" asked Buster.

"Oui," said Fifi. Mary gave Pikachu back to Fifi. Ash and Mary went up to Caterpie and Bulbasaur.

"Caterpie, Bulbasaur, we're very proud of you," said Ash.

"You really did your best and we won the Pokémon battle because of you two," said Mary.

"You're stronger zan you look, Caterpie," said Fifi.

"Pika," said Pikachu in agreement. Caterpie squealed happily.

"Well, Misty. I guess you feel different about Caterpie now," said Ash, holding out Caterpie.

"Well I . . . ," said Misty.

"So, why don't you two make up? Just pat Caterpie's head and say thanks for a very great job," said Ashley. Misty trembled nervously.

"You like Pokémon. So it's only right to congratulate one for doing a good job," said Ash. Misty sighed in defeat.

"I guess you're right," said Misty. She then began to pat Caterpie on the head.

"I'm sorry for the way I treated you. Do you forgive me?" asked Misty. Caterpie squealed yes. Suddenly let out a burst of silk. Misty screamed.

"Caterpie?" asked Ash. Ash put Caterpie down and Pikachu jump out of Fifi's arms. The silk began to surround Caterpie. "What?" asked Ash.

"It's evolving," said Misty.

"Caterpie, this is so great!" said Ash.

"Alright! You're reaching the next stage," said Buster. Bookworm squealed happily. Very soon, they weren't a Caterpie and Weedle anymore. Caterpie had changed into a green serpentine chrysalis looking Pokémon with yellow eyes. Ash took out his Pokédex to get data on it.

"Metapod, Caterpie's next stage. It has encased its body in a hard shell. This specimen reached this stage faster than any previously discovered Pokémon of this variety," said Ash's Pokédex.

"Hey. Maybe that means it can keep on changing and go onto the next stage right away," said Ash.

"And you'll become a beautiful butterfly Pokémon," said Fifi. Ash picked up his new Metapod.

"Nice to meet you, Metapod," said Ash. Metapod said nothing. He let out a chuckle.

"Not in the mood to talk?" asked Ash.

"Pikachu," said Pikachu. Ash chuckled again.

"I've never known anyone like him. He really does love Pokémon," said Misty to herself. Ash held out his Metapod in front of Misty. Misty screamed.

"Misty, you two were about to be friends. You didn't forget, did you?" asked Ash.

"Uh, I didn't forget, but . . . ," said Misty. Then, a bee-like Pokémon buzzed passed Misty and she gasped.

"Wow, that's a big bee. I certainly don't want to get stung by one of those," said Buster.

(Insert "End of an Adventure" from Pokémon)

"Oh, I'll do anything. Let's just get out of this forest!" said Misty.

"No way! There's still plenty more Pokémon in this forest!" said Ash, strapping on his backpack. Metapod was hitching a ride in the pack. Ash picked up Pikachu in his arms. Mary picked up Bulbasaur as well.

"Yes. And we want to catch them too," said Mary.

"And some of our friends still need to be found or rescued," said Buster.

"You guys may go, but I'll find my own way back. I'm a tough girl. I can look after myself," said Sweetie overconfidently. And she began to fly away.

"Your loss," said Buster. Everybody began to leave.

"Hey! Wait for me!" said Misty. She grabbed her backpack and ran after Ash and the others.

"Come on! We've got lots of Pokémon to catch!" said Ash. As the group was running, Fifi La Fume was in deep thought about what happened before the battle against Team Rocket.

Pikachu nearly hurt us because he believed Misty was not een ze wrong. She started ze conflicted, not us. And she's corrupting Pikachu's mind. What eef Pikachu abandons Ash when he needs heem most? I can't let zat happen. Don't worry, Pikachu mon amore. I'll save vous from Misty's poison, thought Fifi.

The future looks bright for our heroes now, but up ahead, the Viridian Forest is deeper and dark than they have ever known. And a dangerous new challenge is waiting for them.

(End Music)

To Be Continued . . .

(Insert "Tiny Toon Adventures Ending Theme")

Gag Credits: Be nice to bugs.

(Furrball roars like the MGM lion, but realizes what he's doing and lets out a meek meow.)

Sneak Peek

On the next episode of "Tiny Toon Adventures in Kanto", Ash attempts to capture a Weedle, but an impatient Samurai-based Pokémon Trainer interrupts his attempt and challenges him and Mary to Pokémon battles. Unfortunately, a swarm of Beedrills kidnap Ash's Metapod and it's all Samurai's fault. Things get more complicated when both Team Rocket and Elmyra arrive, wanting to settle the score with our heroes. Can our heroes defeat the villains and rescue Metapod? Will Samurai redeem himself for his impatient mistake? Find out, in "Challenge of the Samurai" on "Tiny Toon Adventures" in Kanto.


I hope you liked this episode too. As you read, the toons are NOT going to put up with Misty's attitude, especially Fifi. And she's determined to make sure she doesn't corrupt Pikachu. The idea of Fifi having a bike came from a rare animation cel of Fifi with a bike that somebody on Furraffinity has. Not only that, Furrball and Megan (Mew) are staying with Suzy. For the adaptation of next episode, Samurai will realize that he's the cause of the predicament the heroes face in episode. See you next time.