CHAPTER 1: The Hikigaya Siblings
3rd Person POV:
There is a certain street at Chiba which a certain contains a certain street where a certain high class mansion stands. Inside the mansion is a big bedroom incased by white wall. The room had 3 double decker beds, a normal one and a king sized one, the normal and king sized bed has a small drawer standing in its left side. Yes, there are 8 people sleeping in this spacious room.
There is a man sleeping in the king sized bed, a messy black haired man in a blue tracksuit. He is Hikigaya Hachiman, a minor light novel author turned into a millionaire because of luck.
And the people sleeping in the other beds? They are his children, yes he has 7.
The kid in a blue pajama who is sleeping in the only normal bed finally woke up. A blue haired boy with a beautiful blue eyes who always have a blank expression. He looked to his left and grabbed a blue framed eye glasses from the top of his drawer.
He stood up from his bed, he stretched his limbs and then walked towards his father. He stared at his father's sleeping face for a second and then pinched his father's nose, preventing him to intake the right amount of oxygen.
Hikigaya POV:
I am... Flying! Piercing through the clouds, leaving the fastest birds behind!
... Eh? Now I'm falling!
Splash!
I have fallen into a body of water... Luckily I am a decent swimmer... THEN WHY AM I SINKING?
I'M DROWNING!
3rd Person POV:
"I'M DROWNING!" screamed Hikigaya.
"No you're not father." said the blue haired boy as he remove the blanket covering the lower half of his father's body. "Time to get up father, it's a school day, please help us prepare for it." Hikigaya stared at his son, the son stared back. "Sora, you pinched my nose again didn't you?" to which Sora replied by saying "You were a deep sleeper, any means of waking you up were proven futile excluding the method I just used earlier."
"Ok, I'll get up here and prepare breakfast, you wake up your siblings." said Hikigaya as he stood up from his bed. He walked towards the door and grabbed the doorknob when he stopped and looked back at his blue haired son. "All of your sibling are deep sleepers but you already know how to wake them up right?" and Sora answered "Yes father, you can leave this to me." Hikigaya left the room while whispering to himself "Heh... Who knew I'll be a father of 7 children."
Sora then walked to the first double decker bed. He walked toward the one sleeping in the lower bed and said "I'm gonna wear all your favorite clothes." A long yellow haired girl with green emerald eyes in a yellow pajama bolted out of her bed and said. "Touch my clothes and I'll make sure that those were the last things you were gonna touch with that fingers of yours!"
"Good morning too Kizuna, if you can, please proceed to the dining table." responded Sora before climbing up halfway of the ladder of the double decker bed.
"We better have omelets for breakfast or I'm not eating at all!" said Kizuna before running out of the bedroom.
Sora then reached the upper bed of the double decker bed. He whispered to the kid sleeping in the upper part of the double decker bed. "Momoi, you're puppy can fly now." This caused the short pink haired kid with red eyes in pink pajama to wake up and looked at Sora. "Really? I'm gonna check that out!" said Momoi. Sora climed down the double decker bed and gave way to Momoi who quickly got down the bed ran outside the bedroom.
Sora then moved on to the 2nd double decker bed. He moved to the lower bed and said to its inhabitant. "Father has already started preparing breakfast, Aoki." which made the bluish-white haired boy with gray colored eyes in a gray pajama to open his eyes wide opened and complained to Sora. "Why didn't you wake me up sooner then?"
Aoki got out of his bed and ran outside the door while shouting. "Otou-san! Let me help you!"
Sora then climbed to the upper bed of the 2nd double decker bed and said a one single word. "Bugger." which caused the sleeping boy with red spiky hair, had red eyes in a black pajama to burst in laughter. "Hahahahaha! Bugger! That so funny!" Sora then informed the red haired boy. "It's time for breakfast Akagami."
After learning that it's already time for breakfast, Akagami jumped from the top of the double decker bed and rolled into the ground while screaming "Parkour!" He then proceeds to run outside of the bed room.
Sora then got down the 2nd double decker bed and walked toward the 3rd and last double decker bed. He moved closer to the one sleeping in the lower bed and said "I want to read a book." which caused the short green haired girl with almond colored eyes in green pajama to wake up and said. "I've got a lot of recommendations for you! Ehh? Sora? Aww, thats just a wake up call right? Ok, time for breakfast." Then, the green haired girl got out of her bed, she elevated her pillow with her left hand and grabbed a brown case under it. She opened the case, revealing a green framed glasses. She wore her glasses and proceeds to walk out of the room.
"Whenever I got a sudden thrist for reading, I'll ask you for recommendations, Midori." said Sora. Midori turned back said. "You better!" before continuing her walk towards the dining room.
And finally, Sora has one more sibling left to wake up. He just stood where he is and shouted "I'm going to burn every magazines you have accumulated over time, Irina!" which made the girl sleeping in the upper bed of the 3rd double decker to scream. "Whomever you are, I'll tear you to pieces!... Eh? Oh... It's morning now." An orange haired girl with green eyes in a orange pajama climbed down her bed and glared Zora at his eyes, Sora is unfazed. "Could you think of another way of waking me up?" asked Irina. "I can but I won't." answered Sora.
"You are seriously very irritating." said Irina before leaving Sora alone in the bed room.
"Ok, it's time for me to partake in my hard-earned breakfast." said Sora while adjusting his eye glasses and walking towards the door.
Meanwhile:
Hikigaya still in a blue tracksuit is now wearing a white apron and is cooking breakfast. He is smiling from ear to ear. He seems to be reminiscing a good memory. Aoki, who is helping his father asked. "Why are you smiling Otou-san?"
"Eh... I'm just really happy." answered Hikigaya.
Hikigaya POV:
If my high school self could see me right now, he won't believe what I have become. I mean, I can't believe it too! Me? Adopting 7 six years old children? And also a millionaire? Future really is unexpected.
I can still remember when I was just a minor author, my books doesn't sell well and I'm barely just getting by. Then after some years, I've got a hit! Hehehe, I still can't believe it! And then, my father gave me a lotto ticket for my birthday... I won WHOOO HOOO! But it's not all pleasantries because one day, a magnitude 8 earthquake occurred. I was lucky enough that my house is not badly damaged, but not everyone IS as lucky as me that day. The next day, some people knocked into my door, 2 adults and 7 children came into view when I opened the door.
The adults said that they were from a local orphanage and begged me to give the children shelter at least until they have found a new place for a new orphanage. I agreed and took in the children. Well, what can I say? I grew fond of the children, and I've ve got the money so I adopted them all.
I brought a new house, a big one and bam! It's been 2 year since I became a father of 7 children and I can proudly say that I am doing a good job at it!
3rd Person POV:
Hikigaya and Aoki finished cooking and started placing the food he had cooked in a long rectangular table. He cooked different breakfast for each of his children.
One by one, Hikigaya's children entered the dining hall, first is Kizuna who is now wearing a fashionable yellow dress, then Momoi who is carrying a brown puppy, she is pouting because her puppy cannot fly, following her is Akagami who entered the dining room by rolling on the ground, then following him is Midori who is reading a book, following her is Irida with a fashion magazine in hand. Lastly, Sora entered the dining room.
They all sat in their own respective chairs and began to eat.
Irina, Midori, and then Kizuna is in the longer side of the table At the opposite side is Momoi, Akagami, and then Aoki.
Sora is sitting at the end of the table while Hikigaya is sitting at the other end.
"Thanks for the food!" merrily said Hikigaya while expecting his children to follow him. They didn't which shocked Hikigaya.
Hikigaya looked at his children, they are all looking at him.
"Is there something on my face?" asked Hikigaya.
"Otou-san, your plate isn't filled up, I don't think that amount is gonna cut it for a breakfast." said Aoki.
"Eh, I miscalculated the amount of ingredients I need so..." Hikigaya tries to reason but his children isn't gonna go back down.
"Aoki is right Father, that amount would fail to provide enough sustainance for you." said Sora.
"You shouldn't starve yourself Pops!" chimed in Akagami.
"Papa, starving is like, bad you know." added Kizuna.
"You should eat more Otou-san." suggests Midori.
"Yep, being too skinny is ugly Papa!" said Irina.
"Here, get some of mine Otou-san!" said Momoi as she stood up from her seat with her plate in hand. She walked to her father's seat and geve him a small portion of her meal.
Hikigaya patted his daughter's head out of happiness.
The other children not wanting to be outdone by their sister followed Momoi's example and gave a portion of their food to their father.
Now, Hikigaya had a mix of everything. Does it taste good? Definitely not. Does Hikigaya want to eat it? Of course!
Hikigaya happy ate his food, completely ignoring the weird mixture of taste of his food.
"Gish ish ja bes fffd hevve (This is the best food ever.)" said Hikigaya while having his mouth full.
After breakfast, the kids took their bath and got dressed for school.
Sora is wearing a blue shirt with horizontal white stripes with a cat design in the middle, gray shorts, a black watch, a black and white pair of rubber shoes and of course, his blue framed eye glasses.
Kizuna is wearing a white blouse, a yellow skirt, yellow bead bracelet, a yellow pair of sandals and got her yellow hair into a ponytail.
Momoi is wearing a frilled pink blouse, red pants, pink head band, a pink pair of rubber shoes and a dog themed necklace.
Aoki is wearing a sky blue shirt, black pants, a blue pair of rubber shoes and a gray baseball cap with a "Sky" written into it.
Akagami is wearing a black tank top, red shorts, a pair of black sandal slippers, and a red arm band on each hand.
Midori is wearing a dark green blouse, lime colored shorts, green pair of sandals, her green framed eye glasses, and a brown purse filled with her light novels.
Irida is wearing a frilled orange blouse, a frilled orange skirt, pink colored leggings, orange pair of rubber shoes, and red bead bracelet on each hand.
The 7 of them lined up in front of the door. "We are going now!" they shouted. "Have a safe trip!" Hikigaya responded.
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TIME SKIP: After school
On the way back home, the Hikigaya siblings saw an empty playground on their way home.
"Everyone, to the playground." announced Sora.
"Ohh? The good boy Sora isn't going home straight like our father said so? Is the world ending tommorow?" teased Kizuna.
"The only thing ending tommorow is your life if you don't stop nitpicking me." Sora nonchalantly said back, a comeback no one was expecting. "... Are you sure you're just 8 years old like us?" all of them asked Sora in unison.
"Watched too much American movies, but anyways, let's have a meeting in this playground." said Sora as he entered the playground. The other kids followed.
They all sat around the sand box.
"So? What are we going to talk about boss?" asked Akagami.
"Yeah, I've got to water the plants in our backyard you know." chimed in Aoki.
"Yeah, my and Irida's favorite TV shows gonna air soon." said Kizuna.
"It's your favorite, you're just forcing me to watch it with you." complains Irida.
"Sonny(Momoi's puppy) must be really sad right now! Can we just do this at home?" suggests Momoi.
"No we can't... Father has 108 skill at his disposal, I can't risk it. He must not hear what I am about to say or it won't be a surprise anymore." said Sora while wearing a really serious face.
" *GASP!* Are you planning a coup? Do you want to dethrone Pops?" asked Akagami who jumped into wrong conclusion.
"WE WE MIGHT BE BROTHERS, BUT I WILL NOT FORGIVE ANYONE WHO SEEKS TO HARM MY FAMILY!" screamed Aoki.
"Stupid." said Midori, Kizuna, and Irida in unison.
"My friend said that if I want my puppy to fly, I should feed him chocolate." chimed in Momoi who said something complete off topic.
Sora pinched the bridge of his nose and then clarifies his intentions. "I am NOT planning a coup against father, how dumb can you be to think of that? And no Momoi, chocolate won't make your puppy fly, it'll make him go to heaven."
"Oh... I won't see him fly if he got so high and reached heaven! No chocolates for him then, thanks Sora!" said Momoi.
"You're welcome... ANYWAYS! To the real reason I am gathering you here is to discuss that... Father requires assistance in life, therefore we need to do better and what's right." announced Sora.
"Whoah! Your last sentences rhymed!" stated Midori. She quickly grabbed a booklet from her purse and wrote the rhymed sentences spoken by Sora.
"Nah, he probably practiced that in his head." said Kizuna.
"Practice inside his head? Does Sora have a little dojo in his head?" asked Momoi.
"I dunno, but I wish I do." Akagami answered Momoi.
"Yeah, you need to practice your head after all." said Irida.
"Crap! I forgot to check the mousetraps I placed last night!" now Aoki is worried about something else entirely.
"THIS! THIS IS THE EXACT REASON I AM HOLDING THIS MEETING! YOU GUYS ARE SO CHAOTIC OUR FATHER CAN'T KEEP UP! WE HAVE TO DO BETTER!" screamed Sora who finally lost his composure.
"..." everyone went quiet.
"Ok, now that everyone's listening, we have to do better. Each one of us must behave at home, and try to excel at school. We must do everything we can not to dishonor the Family name he gave us." said Sora to his siblings.
"You hear that guys?" asked Kizuna to Akagami, Aoki, Momoi, Midori, and Irida. "You've got to do better!" floated Kizuna.
"Who said you were an exception?" asked Sora to Kizuna who seems offended.
"Again, we must do better and lift our own weight even in the most little ways." said Sora.
"We'll definitely behave at home." said Aoki. He definitely will behave.
"Yep, we will." chimed in Akagami. He will definitely fail at behaving.
"We will excel at school!" cheered Midori. She will excel at school.
"Me too!" said Momoi. She will try to do good at school.
"Ok, ok, we'll be good girls." Kizuna gave in. She will try to be a good girl.
"Yeah." Irida gave a short answer. She won't even try to be a good girl.
Looking at his siblings, Sora let out a sigh and said. "We have a long way to go."
-CHAPTER END-
