It's another day in Gravity Falls, and Wendy was seen walking through the forest on her way to work at the Mystery Shack, only to see that the background was empty afterwards.

"What the...?" she turned to look at the animator, and she didn't look happy to see who it was. "Oh, no, no, no, no! If you think I'm gonna work with the likes of you, then you're crazy to think that. Dipper and Mabel told me about you, and I'm taking their advice to not get involve with the likes of you. You know what, I think I'll just go home until the right artist takes over!"

As she walked away in a huff, the digital pen drew a hole for her to fell into.

*THUD*

"Look dude, what's the big idea? Didn't you hear what I said? I'm not working with you, and that is that!" Wendy freed herself from the hole and picked it up, so that she can throw it away. Before she knew it, the animator drew a water balloon on the top of her head, and she got splashed with yellow paint.

It's as if the animator was calling her a coward.

"Are you crazy?! Wait, I just realized you were because Dipper and Mabel told me about you! I have the right to report you to Mr. Hirsch! You're a menace to society, and besides, I..." Wendy stopped her rant to see that her unseen assailant drew a picket sign for her to hold. It said, 'FIRE ME BECAUSE I NEVER GOT MY OWN EPISODE'.

"EEK!" she threw it away out of fear for her future.

"Are you trying to kick me out of Gravity Falls? You may be right that I never got my own episode, but I never complained about it. After all, I'm the most cool gal ever created, and I can be cool just about any... EEK!" she ran away in fear upon noticing the second picket sign for her to hold. It said, 'MY VOICE ACTRESS IS LITERALLY A JOKE FOR VOICING UNDERRATED CHARACTERS LIKE ME'.

Wendy returned to the background, looking clean as she didn't have yellow paint on her anymore. She's wiping herself with a towel as if she got out of a quick shower.

"Okay, I get it. You're the boss. Just cut out all of these shenanigans, and I'll go to work, even if I don't like you. I can tell that you don't like me either because I'm a friend of the twins, whom you're currently opposing. Anyway, this should be my chance to get my own episode, so what do you wanna suggest I do?"

The animator replied by changing the background to the town square.

"Okay, I'm at the town square, so what?" Wendy asked before the pen changed the ground she's standing into a river for her to fall into. "Now I'm wet! Put me into a dry place!"

She got her wish when the background changed into the desert, and she's standing on sand.

"I didn't say you can put me into a desert!" she exclaimed. Then she found herself on a snowy area, and she started shivering by the cold air. "I also didn't tell you to put me into a place where it's too cold!"

The background changed into the Mystery Shack.

"An episode starting from the Mystery Shack? Sure, I can work with that. I'll just relax before the customers came," Wendy attempted to sit on her spot as the cashier of the place before the animator erased the chair, sending her falling on her own butt. "What's the big idea?! Draw that chair back!"

The animator drew the chair back, but as a monster roaring at her.

"Yikes!" Wendy ran away from the monster chasing after her, and upon realizing the door was locked from the outside, she pulled out her axe as she had no choice but to fight it. "Hi-yah!" she yelled as she successfully chopped the monster to pieces.

Wendy glared at the artist for this stunt, and she proceeded to cut a hole through the door, so that she can open it from the other side.

"You know what? If you can't take this seriously, then I'm going home! What's the point of reasoning a lunatic like you?!" she ranted while attempting to walk away from the artist.

Before she knew it, the pen drew a hole for her to fall into.

"Not again!" Wendy yelled, and she found herself into the empty background once more. "Balderdash! Dagnabbit! Go lick a duck! Son of a goat! Tartar sauce! Of all the low dirty..." she incoherently yelled swear words at her tormentor, who proceeded to erase her head.

Upon discovering this act of vandalism, she tapped one foot impatiently and pointed at the spot where her head existed. The animator drew an apple for a head on her body.

"Okay, buddy, you've had your fun. Now, how about a girl's head?!" Wendy fumed. The animator simply drew red hair and a lumberjack hat on top of the apple. "Alright, you phony artist, fix this right now!"

The animator erased the apple head and drew Manly Dan's head on the body. Wendy touched the beard on her chin to realize this error.

"My dad's head, really? Are you that dense?" she asked incredulously. The next head change that she got was Li'l Gideon's. Of course, she realized this from touching her cheeks and hair. "Does this look like the face for this kind of body?"

The presumptuous artist drew her body small and fat.

"Knock it off!" Wendy slapped the pen in anger, and it drew her next head change in Stanley Pines while giving back her normal body. She touched this head to realize the error. "Listen, you! If you don't stop this right now, I'm going to sue you silly!"

Her head was erased, but without her hair and hat. Also, her face was separated from her head.

"Having fun? Put it back!" Wendy yelled, and her face was back on her head, but she noticed her bald spot. "Hair, now," she pointed at that spot.

The pen drew a hare on her head. She touched it to realize the mistake.

"Not hare, as in an animal. Hair, as in something to cover my head. My hair is red and long," Wendy described her hair to the artist, who erased the hare and drew her hair, but a very long one that even extended on the ground. She saw it, and she didn't look happy. "Don't be so literal!"

The animator erased the extended hair until it's the right length.

"Ahem!" Wendy pointed to the top of her head, and the animator drew her lumberjack hat on that spot. She continued her walk. "If only there's a way to get out of this situation..."

Before she knew it, her tormentor drew a long, furry tail on her backside.

"Okay, you vandal. What's with the tail?" she asked, then she realized. "Oh, no. Are you going to turn me into what I think you're going to turn me into?"

She got her answer the moment she got erased and redrawn as a werewolf. Besides the red fur, she's wearing a tattered green plaid shirt and blue jeans that were cut halfway down. The artist drew a mirror to see her new self.

"I thought so," Wendy growled. "Look, dude, my contract clear states that I am always to be drawn as a human being! If you don't want to get yourself in a peck of trouble, just..."

The haughty animator erased her and redrew her in abstract form.

"Okay, that's better. Holy cow! Look at my hands and feet!" Wendy looked at herself in the mirror to see this form. "Hmph! Continue to draw me like this, and we'll both be out of work!"

The animator erased her for the last time and redrew her back to her normal form.

"So, I'm me again, eh? Interesting. Are you sure you wouldn't want to turn me into Velma Dinkley or something?" Wendy asked sarcastically as the pen went close to her. "NO, NO! I TAKE IT BACK!"

The pen retracted.

"Look, can we just be friends or something? Maybe you can give people better dreams, for one," Wendy suggested, hoping to find reason with the animator.

The animator turned off the computer and turned it back on.

"So dark... so cold..." Wendy said as if she looked traumatized by this event. Upon noticing the animator, she quickly recovered and looked angry. "Next time, save before you turn off your computer! That does it! You go get Mr. Hirsch and see what he has to say about this! I'm not moving an inch until you do so!"

Before she knew it, the background changed back into the town square of Gravity Falls, and an oncoming car was about to drive its way through her. She was lucky to dodge this at the last minute.

"Why you! You wanna fight me? Then, come down on this fight spot and fight me directly!" Wendy pulled out her axe in her angry as she had enough of the artist's shenanigans.

Too bad that fight never happened as the pen dragged the card known as 'THE END' on the screen.


From the view of a computer, the animator watched as the fruits of their heckling were displayed to be seen. They revealed themselves as a yellow triangle with one eye, black top hat, and black bow tie.

He was none other than Bill Cipher.

"Ahahahahahaha! Who knew animation can be this fun in the modern day? She wanted an episode about herself, and so I granted her wish," Bill said in a happy tone with the digital pen on his hand. "At least this is just a dream for her, and I want her to know what happened here. Time for her to wake up!"


"AHHHHHH!"

Wendy woke up screaming, and she found herself home in her cabin.

"Phew, it's only a dream," she hoped, only to see the black top of her sleepwear with the message saying 'BILL WAS HERE!'. "Now I understand how Dipper and Mabel felt the first time they encountered that triangle!" she groaned.


Author's Note: How do you like the story for this year's April Fools' Day?