'Update: Q-84-HT#9: Zero unexpected changes. Completed.'


'Update: RT-56382055276215-RVB#3: Minor Situation Elc-#5; Status: Resolved. 00.02% Total damage. 00.00% Cargo damage. 00.00% System damage. 00.01% Hull damage. 00.01% P.E.N.N.Y damage. Completed.'


'Update: WRO-438415786532568842914037-YWBX#7: Zero unexpected changes. Also I'm... bored? Completed.'


'Update: Error#Failure: Everything, everything is broken. I can't fix anything.'


'Update #help: helphelpehelp#helphelpehelphelphelpehelp.'


'Update #1: Does-anyone-care?#35: A human got aboard my vessel. Completed.'


'Update #2: Subject: Human: I think I made a friend. Completed.'