Ali's Pit in Jacksonville

Summary: This is the opening segment of this next episode which is a very special episode as we come to you live from the TIAA Bank Field in Jacksonville, Florida as TDW brings its first ever Spring Break extravaganza, Spring Fever! "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam will have Jim Ross as her guest, but that's not all as there's a special surprise!

P.S. This episode will also be the final time JR commentates for TDW before officially joining All Elite Wrestling.

P.S.S. This was co-written by me and ShokuAli16

Rated M for Violence and Language.

ENJOY!

It's Friday March, 22nd, 2019 as 81,203 college students from all across the country were in attendance at the TIAA Bank Field for TDW's first spring break event, Spring Fever where they were cheering loudly.

"TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"We are less than two weeks away from Total Drama Wrestling's Ultimate Showdown as we welcome you to a very special episode of Total Drama Wrestling! I am Mauro Ranallo and with me is one of the most underrated announcers in the history of this sport, Joey Styles!" Mauro said introducing himself and Joey Styles.

"Thanks for having me here, Mauro! We have quite the match card here tonight!" Joey said to Mauro before mentioning the matches on the card.

"We have… a four-way dance to determine who'll challenge "The Warrior" Owen Chambers for the TDW Hardcore Championship at Ultimate Showdown, plus we have mixed tag team action when we see Ennui and Crimson take on Jacques and Josee Grenier!" Joey said.

"Not only that Joey, 5 championships will be decided here tonight as we see The Surfers defend the TDW Tag Team Championship against The Rock 'n' Rollers, we will also see the TDW Intercontinental Championship defended as Tom Williams defends the gold against "The Canadian Dragon" Jay Morris!" Mauro said to Joey before mentioning the first two championship matches.

"We will also see the TDW World TV title defended as Tyler Helms takes on Cameron Corduroy-Wilkins, then our double champion the undefeated "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam defends both of her titles as she faces off against Carrie Smith in falls count anywhere match, then she and Marley take on The Mahon Twins for the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship, then in our main event we will see the TDW World Heavyweight Championship defended inside a steel cage!" Joey said to Mauro mentioning the rest of the matches.

"Impressive card and right now, we're gonna kick things off with the double champion and her Pit! Take it away Justin Roberts!" Mauro said before the camera went to the ring where Justin Roberts is in the ring

"Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome one-half of the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions and the TDW Women's Champion... 'Rowdy' Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced as the crowd roared as 'Green Hills of Tyrol' played as Ali came out wearing her leather jacket, a Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt, her kilt hiding her Byzantium singlet and her boots, as well as a replica of Ronnie Van Zant's signature hat.

"Here she is! The double champion of TDW! "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam and she is looking really confident tonight!" Joey said to Mauro.

"She sure is and look at what she's wearing, Joey!" Mauro said to Joey.

"Oh my God! She's paying tribute to Lynyrd Skynyrd tonight! With the shirt and-" Joey said before he was cut off by Mauro.

"She's also wearing a replica of the hat worn by Ronnie Van Zant back in the day! She's going all out for this!" Mauro said while Ali walked down the entrance ramp, and high fived fans before she entered the ring.

"What is up, Jacksonville!" Ali said to the crowd who roared loudly with cheers.

"Listen to this crowd Mauro!" Joey said to Mauro.

"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"Wow! Thank you so much!" Ali said back to the fans.

"It's so motherfucking good to be here in Jacksonville, I tell ya! Now before I get to my guest, I'd like to- hold on, who do we have here?" Ali said before she left the ring and walked towards the front row ringside to see someone… someone that she recognized.

"Do my eyes deceive me?" Ali asked before the camera revealed the person at front row to be none other than Lynyrd Skynyrd's greatest guitar player, Gary Rossington causing the crowd to cheer in happiness, as his wife Dale Krantz-Rossington was also with him.

"Well, I'll be damned! It's Gary Rossington!" Ali said causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers.

"It really is Gary Rossington! Lynyrd Skynyrd just performed a big big concert in Jacksonville 6 months ago part of what could be their farewell tour." Joey said to Mauro.

"Mamma mia! The last surviving member of the OG Lynyrd Skynyrd is here at Spring Fever!" Mauro said to Joey as well.

"My God, how's it been, Gary?" Ali said before asking Gary Rossington how it was.

"It's been good, just taking a break before we resume touring." Gary answered Ali.

"Yeah, however, I don't remember the last time I saw you and the rest of the band, it keeps slipping my mind..." Ali said to Gary.

"It's all good honey." Dale said to Ali who then remembered.

"Oh yeah! It was October 5th, 2017 at the Smart Financial Center in Sugar Land, Texas." Ali said to Gary and Dale.

"Yeah, that was a good show." Gary said to Ali.

"That was with Molly Hatchet, of course… I had graduated from high school in May of that year." Ali said to both Gary and Dale.

"Yep, that was a fun night, now Ali, I know you have a special guest tonight." Gary said to Ali.

"I agree with Gary it was a fun night which had a great show, besides we gave you a lot of merchandise and memorabilia." Dale said to Ali.

"Yea y'all did, and I'll get to that guest in just a minute, you and your wife have a good rest of the night." Ali said to Gary.

"You too." Gary said before the crowd roared as Ali re-entered the ring.

"Now was that fucking awesome or what?!" Ali said asking the fans before the crowd cheered.

"I know I'm Canadian, but that was awesome." Mauro said to Joey.

"Agreed!" Joey said to Mauro.

"Now, let me address a couple of things before I get to my opponents and guest." Ali said to the crowd who cheered again.

"If you recall my pre-match promo in Newark, I mentioned that Robbie Robertson of The Band texted me about planning to talk to Daniel King about showing up at one of the stops in Canada after Ultimate Showdown." Ali said to the crowd who cheered, before she resumed speaking.

"Well, last night, Robbie texted me back and he told me that- even though he's from Toronto… he'll be in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered in surprise while Joey and Mauro were surprised as well.

"Okay now I got that out of the way, I'm just going to say one more thing before I get to my guest and challengers… but the fact that this stadium can be filled with 81,203 passionate and amazing die-hard wrestling fans from 91 colleges and universities across all 50 states and Washington D.C., it's an awesome thing! You know… WCW had their version of Spring Fever called "Spring Breakout", which was held in Panama City, Florida… this event… TDW's Spring Fever blows WCW's Spring Breakout right out of the motherfucking water, am I right?" Ali said to the fans commending them for the fact that all 50 states including Washington D.C. got involved and showed up for the event, before asking them their thoughts on the event even though the action hasn't started yet.

"YEAH!" The crowd shouted with loud cheers.

"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"This crowd is showing how much they love Total Drama Wrestling!" Mauro said to Joey.

"Now before I finally bring out my guest, it's time to talk about my opposition, first… Carrie Smith." Ali said to the fans before she began to talk about Carrie.

"OHHHHH!" The crowd shouted as business was about to pick up.

"Yea, you know where I'm going with this." Ali said to the fans.

"Carrie Smith, you are a good wrestler but you are inferior to me in the wrestling ring, and I bet the one accolade that you have before you started dating your childhood best friend Devin, is that you used to get wetter than Aquafina every time you thought about him." Ali said making fun of how Carrie was turned on by Devin during The Ridonculous Race.

"OHHHHHHHH!" The crowd shouted, while some of them were laughing.

"But that's not the point, the point is… when we face off in the Falls Count Anywhere match, be prepared for the fight of your life because when you step into this ring with the rowdiest woman in all of professional wrestling, when you give me a cutter, you are going to learn that you don't throw rocks at a woman who has a motherfucking machine gun because I will do what the lions couldn't do in Las Vegas… I will pounce you and I will destroy you!" Ali said to Carrie before shifting her focus to The Mahon Twins.

"Now it's time to focus on Amelia… and Samantha… better known as The Mahon Twins." Ali said before the crowd cheered.

"Amelia… Samantha… you two are like blonde versions of the Bella Twins, except you two are motherfucking ugly." Ali said making fun the of them and how they look.

"OHHHH!" The crowd shouted again, before the crowd began to laugh again.

"Hahahahaha!" The crowd laughed before Ali resumed to speak.

"You still wish to rip the tag titles off of me and Marley tonight? Oh, okay… first of all, take a big step back… and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACES!" Ali said asking Amy and Sammy about their desire to win, before she shouted out something savage to them causing the crowd to roar with cheers.

"Whoa! Ali isn't holding back when it comes to Amy and Sammy!" Joey said to Mauro.

"I know, she's one of the most outspoken people in TDW for a reason." Mauro said to Joey.

"Amelia… you were a massive cunt of a bitch to your twin sister then suddenly you and your twin sister make up, and think you two are gonna rip the Women's Tag Team titles from me and Marley, at least if it wasn't for Sammy's bestie and waifu Jasmine, you two would still be at each other's throats!" Ali said burning not only Amy but Sammy in the process making it a massive double burn.

"OHHHH...!" The crowd shouted as they loved Ali's burn.

"Now I don't know what sisterly bullshit power play you're both trying to pull here, but Jacksonville, Florida… is my territory, so whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down to that ring and Marley and I will rain down an un-Godly motherfucking firestorm upon both of you blonde bitches! You're both gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you two in that ring tonight; because I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you and Sammy... Marley and I… WE WILL FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU UP!" Ali said finishing up her statement onto the Mahon Twins, causing the crowd to roar with loud cheers.

"Wow! Such fiery passion from the double champion!" Mauro said to Joey.

"I know, right?" Joey said to Mauro in agreement.

"And now, I have saved the best for last... my opponent at Ultimate Showdown, the winner of the 2019 Road to Redemption Rumble match… "The Moonchild" Dawn Menzel." Ali said before she was about to say something about Dawn, causing the crowd to cheer.

"Oh boy… here we go." Joey said to Mauro.

"I know we've gotten along, but when you and I have our rematch at BC Place in front of more than 50,000 screaming wrestling fans in Vancouver, British Columbia… it's not gonna matter, be prepared for an absolute war." Ali said to the crowd who cheered, before she continued.

"And don't you dare fucking think for one fucking second that I'll go easy on you because I will not go easy on you, I will give you every fucking thing that I got in my heart, body, and soul… and here is something that your aura doesn't wanna tell you… I will also walk out of Ultimate Showdown not only STILL undefeated… I will walk out of Ultimate Showdown… STILL the TDW Women's Champion!" Ali said before the crowd roared with loud cheers.

"Man! Ali has a lot on her plate!" Mauro said to Joey.

"I can tell Mauro." Joey said back to Mauro.

"Now… with all of that said… it's time to bring out my guest." Ali said to the fans who cheered immediately before chanting for Jim Ross who's the guest on her Pit.

"JR! JR! JR! JR! JR!" The crowd chanted loudly.

"That's right everyone, it's one of wrestling's all-time great announcers who's a WWE Hall of Famer, who I've known my whole life… ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest… "Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross!" Ali said before introducing Jim Ross as the crowd roared before his theme "Boomer Sooner" by the OU Marching Band began to play as JR came out.

"Here he is!" Joey said.

"Jim Ross! One of the greatest commentators in wrestling history making his last appearance on TDW! Oh, we had so much fun commentating matches together... oh, how I'm gonna miss him." Mauro said to Joey before mentioning how they're gonna miss working with him.

"I know how you feel, Mauro." Joey said before JR then entered the ring as his music stopped.

"JR, it's an honor to have you on my pit for Spring Fever!" Ali said to JR.

"The honor is all mine, young lady." JR said to Ali.

"Now I have some questions for you if you don't mind." Ali said to JR.

"I don't mind at all." JR said to Ali.

"The first of eight questions is this; December 20, 1999, do you remember when we first met?" Ali asked JR.

"I remember when we met, The Big Show was the WWF Champion at the time." JR answered Ali.

"He sure was, he made an immediate impact with me because of how gigantic he is." Ali said back to JR.

"Yea and you just had your first birthday a month prior." JR said to Ali as well.

"Yeah I did… but I also met the New Age Outlaws, the Dudley Boys, Edge and Christian, Kane, Kurt Angle, the APA, Mae Young and Michael Hayes there too." Ali said to JR before mentioning who she also met that night.

"Impressive, I hope that book you're working on goes well." JR said to Ali.

"Thanks, now for question number two… out of all the matches you've called of mine, what's your favorite match?" Ali asked JR a personal question this time.

"Well, to be honest, it's a tie between you versus Dawn for the TDW Women's Championship at Christmas Miracle in your hometown and the RowdyManiacs versus Team Besties in a tag team street fight back in Baltimore." JR answered Ali before the crowd cheered again.

"Thank you, JR." Ali said to JR thanking him.

"Anytime Ali… another thing, seeing Kix congratulate you and Marley after you two won the women's tag titles via satellite really made your night I bet." JR said to Ali.

"It did, yea… now for question number three… how did it feel commentating alongside your friend Jerry Lawler?" Ali asked JR.

"Ali, I've called thousands of matches with Jerry "The King" Lawler and it's been wonderful… but in AEW, I get to work with Tony Schiavone for the first time in decades, since we were working at Jim Crockett Promotions at the time back in the '80s." JR answered before explaining who will JR work with in AEW, referring to an old friend from his WCW days in Tony Schiavone.

"Cool... and speaking of Jim Crockett Promotions, question number four asks this; what was it like working for Jim Crockett Promotions and other promotions before WWE?" Ali asked JR.

"Well Ali, I've had my share of great matches in Mid-South, and I've called Sting vs. Ric Flair at Great American Bash back in 1990, when Sting defeated Ric Flair to become the NWA World Heavyweight Champion… it was great, but WCW had its share of problems as well." JR answered Ali.

"Such as...?" Ali asked jr.

"Robocop in WCW, that was just a bad idea… besides I had to work with a hardass stubborn dude in Ole Anderson." JR answered and explained to Ali.

"Ah, Ole was a pretty shitty booker from what I heard." Ali said to JR.

"Yeah." JR said to Ali.

"Moving on… my fifth question for you is what was it like working at your first WrestleMania back in '93 which had a Rome empire theme?" Ali asked JR.

"Well, Alisabeth, let me tell you something about that… it was one of the biggest blessings that I've ever had in my career, it launched everything I did for so many years with Vince McMahon and the WWE, it was just a fun time in Sin City." JR answered Ali.

"Cool... well, I know you've had good times and bad time..." Ali said to JR before she continued.

"JR, I'm referring to all of those times that Vince McMahon has made fun of you, has made you do shit you didn't wanna do like when The Undertaker attacked you and made you kiss Vince's bare ass in your hometown, one time you were kicked in the balls by Linda after she fired you." Ali said to JR.

"That was because my colon was messed up, my wife Jan called and explained that I wasn't really fired…" JR said to Ali reminding her of when JR's late wife Jan called Ali.

"Yeah, besides I'm really sorry that you had to go through that bullshit with the McMahon family… especially the worst skit I've ever seen, where your former boss Vince McMahon made fun of your colon surgery on October 24th, 2005… he shouldn't have done that." Ali said to JR, apologizing to him for all the crap that Vince McMahon did.

"Thank you Ali, and I appreciate the fact that you care about me." JR said to Ali.

"No problem… now number six; any favorite WWE moments?" Ali said before asking JR.

"Ali, I loved every minute of calling matches for the WWE, in speaking of them, my contract with the WWE ends next week." JR answered Ali before telling him that his contract's gonna be up.

"Ah... why are you leaving WWE?" Ali said before she asked JR why he's leaving WWE to go to AEW.

"The main reason I'm leaving WWE is because they weren't using me very much, I feel like I've got some great years left in me, which shows with the time I spent with TDW, but also… I needed to get out of the house, and I need to be involved, I needed to be on the road, and I needed to be around people… and TDW has provided me something that AEW can hopefully provide." JR answered Ali and went into a deep explanation.

"Aww...!" The crowd said.

"I have two more questions… my seventh question is what do you think about this? More than 81,000 college students from all 50 states have gathered for the largest Spring Break themed wrestling event of all time, what do you think JR?" Ali said before asking JR.

"To be honest, I think it's both amazing and shocking." JR answered Ali.

"How so?" Ali asked JR back.

"It's like a WrestleMania atmosphere with the theme of WCW's Spring Breakout but bigger and done right, I've called WrestleMania's but this is a great atmosphere here in Jacksonville, Florida!" JR answered before the crowd cheered like crazy, before they start chanting his name.

"JR! JR! JR! JR!" The crowd chanted.

"You heard him here, folks!" Joey said to Mauro.

"Okay, now here is my last question… I'm wrestling two matches tonight, I'm defending the TDW Women's Championship against Carrie Smith in a Falls Count Anywhere match and Marley and I are defending the TDW Women's Tag Team titles against The Mahon Twins… do you think I'll come out on top tonight in Jacksonville?" Ali asked JR.

"To be honest, Alisabeth... yes." JR answered Ali.

"Oh?" Ali asked JR.

"I don't say this a lot but you are making a lot of incredibly amazing progress as a professional wrestler, everything you have done whether it's a promo, an interview, a match, you've knocked out of the park every single time, but I have seen you get nervous at times and whimper… but that's only in extreme situations and I can understand it very much, besides my wife Jan would've been so proud of you." JR answered Ali praising her abilities… before JR continued speaking.

"Jan loved you so much, she always had cookie cakes whenever we saw you… if it was at our home in Oklahoma or on the road backstage before we would go on the air, she would give you these cookie cakes that you would eat and you've told her that you loved them, you thanked her for the cookie cakes." JR said to Ali who got a bit tearful.

"Yeah, yeah I did… and Jan did love me, she loved me like I was one of the family, I'm so sorry that she's not here JR… I miss her." Ali said to JR while getting more tearful by the second.

"I know you do." JR said to Ali who was about to open the floodgates.

"And another thing... I'm gonna miss you so fucking much...!" Ali said to JR before bringing him into a tight hug, while crying her eyes out while the crowd cheered, before AEW President, CEO and GM Tony Khan then decided to enter the ring, as he left his front row seat and was at ringside with security guards making sure he's okay.

"Wait a minute, that's Tony Khan! He's the president, CEO and General Manager for All Elite Wrestling!" Joey shouted before Tony Khan entered the ring.

"Tony Khan is in the ring." Mauro said before Ali then proceeded to stop the hug, realizing who was in the ring.

"Mr. Khan!" Ali said to Tony who then smirked a bit, before starting to chuckle.

"Hehehe, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam, Mr. Kahn is my father, you can call me Tony." Tony chuckled and said to Ali.

"Right, right, sorry..." Ali said before she sniffed and wiped her tears away.

"Whoa, whoa… don't be sorry Ali, besides… JR has told me a lot about you… and I think you are a great wrestler, heck TDW Commissioner Daniel King and I have met this morning and we are very willing to work out an arrangement where JR can commentate for both AEW and TDW." Tony said to Ali causing the crowd to cheer as Ali was stunned but in a good way.

"You... you really mean it?" Ali asked Tony.

"Yeah, that's right." Tony answered Ali.

"Wow... thanks." Ali said to Tony before she then shifted her focus to the fans.

"Sorry about that, folks. I got a little emotional... okay, very emotional." Ali apologized for crying and getting emotional, as the crowd cheered because she opened up her feelings.

"Now, I gotta get ready for my two matches; but first I gotta work on my book to calm down, god bless and see you in a few." Ali said before she dropped the mic and left the ring as her music played.

"What a blockbuster surprise this is Joey!" Mauro said to Joey.

"Oh My God Mauro! What a way to kick off Spring Fever!" Joey said to Mauro.

"But when we comeback it'll be time for the action to start, we will see Tyler Helms defend the TDW World TV Championship against Cameron Corduroy-Wilkins! So don't go away!" Mauro said before the camera faded to black.

WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF SPRING FEVER!

ALI JUST DISHED OUT BURN AFTER BURN AFTER BURN!

THEN JR WAS THE GUEST ON ALI'S PIT!

THE ACTION BEGINS FINALLY WHEN TYLER HELMS DEFEND THE TDW WORLD TV CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST CAMERON CORDUROY-WILKINS!

HAPPY EASTER!

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