Summary: After being killed on his 8th birthday, Naruto gains a bloodline that makes him a computer glitch with his unique abilities. He now lives to have fun and make friends, and hopefully keep them forever. Listen as Naruto, Kyuubi, Minato, and many others are loaded into the digital experience.
Chapter 3:
Namikaze Estate:
Fourth Wall break!
"Wut is goin' every, Naruto here!-"
"And howz it goin' every! Karumi Kyuubi here!"
"-Welcome back to the Fanfiction world where another Naruto (me) gets some random power or some bullshit thanks to the power of fanfiction! You are reading or possibly listening to the Glitch Series by the WhatIFReader! I'm your host, Naruto, the glitch of domains!"
"And I'm Karumi, the glitch of senses!"
"What are you two doing?"
"Oh! Uh… hi Fu…"
Both Naruto and Karumi turn from their PC to see their new friend and possible family member, Fu.
"Meh… it's just a bit we do from time to time." Karumi explained.
"So we just gonna cut straight into the story like this?" Naruto asked- "Okay I guess we are?!"
Don't interrupt the author! Anyways…
A few weeks passed after Naruto saved Fu from the mob and a few things happened.
Due to the villagers knowing of Fu's status as a jinchuriki, Hiruzen saw it fit to arrange Fu's living quarters in the Namikaze Estate with Naruto and Karumi. Ever since then, the three have been getting along quite well. (cue Naruto and Karumi nodding while Fu is terrified by the Author's voice).
Fu would usually be the reason the two glitches would have more energy as her presence gave them much joy. She would also bore witness to the abilities and technology the two had and how they acted so… strange. (cue Fu agreeing while Naruto and Karumi are offended)
Sooner than later, the three were signed up for the Shinobi Academy. Karumi would have to hide her more fox-like features just in case. ("fax!").
When there, Fu and Karumi would learn a lot… about how to be a lady, while Naruto would just get verbally kicked out of classes due to the Academy being corrupted by the Civilian Council and the Elder, say for Danzo.
Their class was filled with many clan heirs and normal civilian students. We have Shino… Do you guys want me to say their clan names?
"Honestly… just use the first letter of their last names."
"I think the people already remember or know them anyway?"
"What people?" Fu asked.
Alright! We have Shino. A, Choji. A, Hinata. H, Sakura. H, Kiba. I, Yakumo. K, Shikamaru. N, Sasuke. U, Ino. Y, Sai. S, and a bunch of random motherfuckers that if you know the actual names of, then you've been re-watching Naruto too much.
"Wait, what is going on?" Fu exclaimed.
"Just let it play out." Karumi told her.
Lately, Naruto has been expressing feelings for-
"HEY! (cocks shotgun) I don't give a damn if you're the author, not when I'm near my…" Naruto clamped his mouth shut as he blushed for almost spilling the beans.
"...I'm not even going to ask at this point." Fu had given up with the bullshit.
Okay, I'm muting myself from you three now since I don't want Fu to go braindead trying to understand this when she isn't ready.
"What does that mean?!" Fu shouted, only for me to wipe her memory and hard mute in case he had to do the same thing for anyone else.
"What happened?" Fu asked.
"Nothing!" Karumi and Naruto yelled as Naruto dematerialized his shotgun.
(Academy)
When Hiruzen said that they had to get through the whole academy semester to become ninjas, they expected the proper conditioning to become a shinobi, learning how to become serious shinobi and kunoichi.
(outside)
"Old man, you really need to get on the game." Naruto said to himself outside of the Academy.
This has been a common occurrence ever since he stepped foot into the damn place. This motherfucking cock sucking!... (inhale… exhale). Mizuki-"SeNSeI" had been kicking Naruto out for literally bullshit since he didn't want the "demon" to get stronger or smarter, wanting him to stay weak.
"Dumbass can't even detect my right eye looking at a textbook in the corner or my ear under his desk… and he is a Chunin!... Well, to be fair, no one would expect two severed body parts that can float and function properly to be in the same room as you." Naruto stated as he was playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on his Nintendo Switch.
(with Karumi and Fu)
In a corner, separate from their class, Fu, Karumi, and Yakumo kept their distance from the fangirls of the Academy, aka 97% of the females here excluding them and Hinata.
The three girls began to talk about either actual kunoichi stuff in Fu and Yakumo's case, or Karumi's past and how she is doing in present time.
"(whispering) What are you doing?" asked Yakumo, as Karumi was playing on a weird device she had never seen before.
"Playing mobile games on my iPhone 12."
Yakumo looked to Fu for an explanation.
"It's a device that's meant to entertain people and can be used for communication." That was the gist of it as not even she knew much about it.
"Karumi… I see Naruto outside again." Fu mentioned as Karumi turned to see Naruto outside playing on his switch.
"It's fine."
"How is meant to learn if he isn't in the Academy?" Yakumo asked.
"Don't worry about it."
"I know why Mizuki-sensei sent him outside… I'm just surprised I'm not out there too." Fu wondered.
"Maybe because they want Naruto weak and you to get cancer from… that." Karumi then pointed to the class to see the sensei teach the females how to become a 'proper' kunoichi by relying on the male shinobi as almost all of them squealed in delight as they screeched about how they were going to get "Sasuke-kun" to be theirs.
Fu and Yakumo blanched as just this made them vomit.
"We are going to the Hokage about this!" Fu shouted as she couldn't even hear herself amongst the squealing.
Karumi nodded as she was glad to have her ears outside the room.
(time skip)
"And that's why you need a backbone," Naruto stated to Hiruzen.
Naruto's right eye wasn't just there for learning purposes. You see, due to being part-corrupted data or glitch, he is theoretically a computer and more, he can also turn his body parts into electronics and other stuff.
He had his eye watching everything, everything in his class and everything in Karumi and Fu's classroom. And by watching, I mean recording.
As Naruto, Karumi, Fu, and surprisingly Yakumo entered the Hokage tower after Karumi dropped kicked the bitchy secretary to the skies right down to the T and I department right in front of Ibiki with a 'go all out' message that looked surprisingly like the Hokage's handwriting.
As they entered the Third's room, Naruto and Karumi set up a Television and VHS. Naruto pulled out his right eye and he and Karumi pulled out their ears and turned them into one VHS tape.
The Hokage watched the tape and killer intent could be felt throughout Konoha.
(one council meeting and some bashings later)
Naruto was sitting in his class with Karumi, Fu, and Yakumo. The classes became mixed as the female classes were… Well, canceled, terminated, and crossed out are too nice to explain what happened.
Nevertheless, it was better. Sadly, Mizuki couldn't be fired or imprisoned, but he couldn't pull any bullshit now. There was a new teacher, Iruka Umino, and he was giving Naruto a look of hatred.
'Okay! NO!' Naruto was going to follow this motherfucker home. Having one man sabotaging your progress was one thing, but two was too much!
(Iruka's apartment)
Iruka was about to enter his house and probably go to bed. It's been a long day and he was tired from having to use his Big Head Jutsu due to the fangirls.
"Ahem!"
Iruka turned around sharply with a kunai, only for it to be stopped as the person grabbed his wrist sharply.
Iruka looked at the interloper and saw Naruto.
"What the hell are you doing here You-" Iruka started, only for Naruto's KI to almost crush him.
"Inside! NOW!" Naruto didn't even wait for a reply as he entered the Chunin instructor's home.
(inside)
Naruto took off his sneakers and sat them on the side of the front door, he then walked in and sat on the couch.
Iruka was about to yell when the boy made a gesture for him to sit beside him. Reluctantly, Iruka did so.
Several awkward and quiet minutes passed as they looked each other in the eyes… eye from Iruka's POV.
"What is your deal?" Naruto started.
"Huh?"
"You looked at everyone else with kindness, but as soon as you looked at me, instant hate! Why?" Naruto clarified.
"Why should I tell you anything?" seethed Iruka.
"Cause I'm not going to let this slide. I already know this has something to do with Kyuubi, so tell me what happened so we can get somewhere…" Naruto's gaze pierced Iruka's soul at this point.
"Please!" Naruto begged.
Iruka looked at the boy and sighed, he guessed it wouldn't hurt to get this burden off his shoulders and the boy already knew about the Kyuubi.
"Some time ago, during the Kyuubi attack, when we were being evacuated to the shelters, my parents stayed back to face the Kyuubi as the beast was getting too close…" Iruka started to shake as the flashes of his parent's death were etched perfectly in his mind.
He felt a hand on his shoulder and looked to see it was Naruto's.
"You don't gotta continue… I can guess what happened next, but if you want my honest opinion on it… then your parents were very pure-hearted people to do something like that even when the odds were against them." Naruto gave the man a genuine smile which calmed Iruka slightly.
"No… I'm fine." Iruka got out in shuttering breaths.
"My parents, with what little shinobi skills they had, charged the fox as I was being dragged by my friend, Mizuki to the bunker. As I turned around… I saw them shoot Mizu Jutsu at the Kyuubi from an angle away from where we were going…" Iruka was starting to tear up. "I saw my father get smashed into the ground by one of its tails."
'Damn Karumi! WTH!?' said Naruto mentally to his sister-figure.
'I didn't know?!' Karumi's voice boomed through his head.
"Ever since then, I would mourn my parents' deaths, but no one else did… as if no one cared for their sacrifice! No one even showed up to the funeral except for the Lord Third and a few… when I entered the Academy, I would act like a fool, pull pranks, and slack off… I regretted it when my team was sent on its first C rank mission." he then looked to Naruto.
"Naruto… while I hate you because of the fox, I didn't want you to fail and die… I… I really didn't know how to react… and with how you were treated before the Academy's changes and some words from Mizuki, I thought that you would end up like me, so I wanted to antagonize you so you would do better in a form of rebellious spite, make you-" Iruka was forced to stop as Naruto put his palm on his face.
"Shush…" Naruto shushed Iruka.
"Wha-?"
"Look. Iruka… I can understand your reason for hate, and while I can respect you for not being a part of the beatings from when I was a child, you were stupid." Naruto started.
"What do you-"
"First off, I've changed after gaining my bloodline, it wasn't just a physical change or gaining some cool powers. It changed me in every which way, including personality and emotions."
Naruto then shifted some of the pixels on the right side of his face, they multiplied and created a box of some kind and two weird remotes.
"Second, even with what happened, at the Academy, I didn't just stand outside and did fuck all, to be honest… I like learning a lot. And luckily I have many ways to learn as much as I want." Naruto's hand broke off and hovered over Iruka's hands, offering him the controller in his hand which Iruka hesitantly took.
"And third… why the fuck would you believe, much less listen to Mizuki?!" Naruto then gave Iruka the crazy eyes as he was truly perplexed.
"He's my friend! Why wouldn't I?" Iruka defended.
"He tells you to act harsh on me since I "barely learn and skip class" and he almost got fired by the Old Man if it wasn't for the corrupted Civilian council." Naruto then showed Iruka the tape of what Mizuki had been doing via a digital screen from his pixels.
Iruka was shocked and slightly betrayed by Mizuki for this as he didn't know what to do at this point.
"Just be you." Iruka jumped as he heard the feminine voice, he pulled out a kunai and got into a stance as he prepared to deal with the interloper.
"Hey, sis!" Naruto called out.
"Huh?" Was Iruka's intelligent response.
"Heya, still talking to dolphin-man?" She asked.
"Yeah… I was about to get him to play a game real quick just to calm down a bit."
"Game?" Iruka asked.
He turned to see the blonde hook up the white box to his television.
The screen then showed a green background with a white circle that had a green X in the middle with the words "Xbox One" underneath the logo.
Iruka lowered his guard as Karumi walked up to him.
"So… you're Iruka?" She started Awkwardly. Iruka looked at her red hair and fox ears and was startled out of his mind.
"Ah-ah-ah… are (gulp) you…?" Iruka stammered.
"I… would like to apologize… for what happened 10 years ago…" Karumi didn't have to say more as Iruka jumped back as he knew exactly who she was.
"How! I thought you died!" Iruka exclaimed.
"Yeah… I kinda lied about that." Naruto said with a cheeky grin.
"Naruto! How could you let this thing live?! You know what she did!-" Iruka stopped when Naruto's skin started to turn red.
"Ima says this once, and ONLY once. Got it!?"
Iruka shook his head rapidly in fear.
"KARUMI…" Naruto started as he didn't want to hear anyone call his sister out like she was a mindless beast because she had a name.
"-did not want to destroy the village on purpose! She was being controlled by a masked uchiha that is unknown in the village and probably unknown throughout the world."
Iruka was confused at this point, his parents' killer was right beside him, but her container was telling him that she was being controlled by a traitor of a former clan, if you didn't count Sasuke or Itachi Uchiha.
"Look… as much as I want to help you understand, it's been a long day and I'm bored as fuck, (sits on the couch.) so let's play some games." Naruto then faced the television.
Karumi just shrugged, grabbed a controller, and sat next to her brother.
Iruka concluded: these too are really apathetic.
From then on, the three grew to be friends. Iruka gained the Bower of being apathetic and saw Karumi as a sister and Naruto as a brother.
Luckily, tomorrow wasn't a school day, because they fell asleep on the couch due to staying up all night.
From his crystal ball, Hiruzen watched as they all slept together with a happy smile on his face, especially from the sharpie mustache on Iruka's face.
'Those three are going to be just fine.' he thought.
(timeskip)
"Hey! Dobe!" called out Sasuke.
'Just ignore him.' thought Naruto, Karumi, Fu, Yakumo, Shino, Shikamaru, and Iruka.
"LISTEN TO SASUKE WHEN HE'S TALKING BAKA!" screeched Sakura.
'Thank god for ear plugs' thought the seven.
"Na-Na-Naruto-Ku-Kun…" Hinata stuttered.
'Leave me alone!' aggressively thought Naruto.
"Yo Naruto, you okay?" asked Kiba who was genuinely concerned for his friend, or homie as Naruto says, which he adopted.
"Peachy…" Naruto said, but in reality, he was ready to end everyone including himself.
Ino chose to stay quiet as she could see Naruto was not having it today.
Choji was munching quieter to not anger Naruto as it was already loud as it is with Sakura's screaming and the fangirls' support for Sasuke.
"Dobe!"
(SLAM!)
"WHAT MOTHERFUCKA!?" shouted Naruto.
Everyone was taken aback as Naruto was usually quiet and kept to himself on his phone or spoke more to Karumi, Kiba, Fu, Yakumo, Shikamaru, Shino, Iruka, Kiba, Ino, and sometimes Sai.
"DON'T YELL AT SASUKE-KUN YOU-"
"I could care less about what the fuck you have to say!" Naruto was not having it today.
"Dobe! I demand you fight me!" Sasuke demanded.
"Fawk You!" Naruto shouted as he gave the Uchiha the bird.
"I am an Uchiha elite! And if need be, I can get the council on you if needed!" Sasuke threatened.
Naruto looks at the last Uchiha dead in the eyes and sighs.
The council wasn't a problem, but he was already getting a headache from the Uchiha, Haruno, and Hyuga. He did not need nor want more.
"Fucking fine! But when I win, you can NEVAH! And I repeat: NEVAH! Fight me again!" Naruto betted as Sasuke was pissed off by, in his mind, cowardly demand.
"Fine Dobe! Then in this case, if I win, you give me everything you own! Including that bitch over there!" Sasuke then pointed to Fu and…
"(whispers) he did not." whispered Kiba.
"He's fucked." stated Karumi
'He's so done.' thought Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji.
"Huh?!" exclaimed Fu
"SASUKE UCHIHA!" yelled big-headed Iruka.
Naruto's eyes bore past Sasuke's soul as he was royally enraged. His skin turned pitch-black and red and his sclera and irises as well as blood leaked out of his eyes.
All around him was static and the pixels from his body vibrated rapidly and morphed and unmorphed like crazy.
Naruto looked to the audience, stretched his hands out to the edges of the screen, and clapped. As his hands departed, everyone, including himself were seemingly teleported outside to the fighting ring.
"What the hell?!" thought practically everyone.
Naruto then stepped into the ring as his arm stretched out to Sasuke in a gesturing manner.
"Bring dat ass here boi!"
Sasuke, not one to back down, walked smugly into the ring.
Iruka would have told them to perform the hand sign before the fight, but after what Sasuke demanded, it was unnecessary.
"Ready to lose dobe?" Sasuke asked.
"Fall."
Naruto appeared in front of Sasuke and punches the shit out of his face, dead center.
Sasuke backed up as his nose was leaking blood.
"Damn You!" Sasuke then gets into his Uchiha interceptor fighting style and rushes Naruto.
Sasuke delivers a punch, but Naruto dodges as his body can move faster than intended and break apart when needed.
"Hold still!" Sasuke demanded.
"Okaaay!" Naruto's legs stayed in place, but his body moved about, Sasuke trying to deliver several punches, only for Naruto to shift and break his body to evade the Uchiha's attacks.
With one punch to the gut, a hole opens and closes when the fist is gone and the second fist comes for the head, only for the head to break off the neck and shift to the side as the fist impacts the air, as the arm retracts, the head reconnects to the head… you get the gist.
"(while dodging) ooh-ee ooh-ah-ah, ting tang, wallah-wallah bing-bang, ooh-ee ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-wallah-wallah-bing-bang!"
"(out of breath) Why can't I hit you?!" raged Sasuke.
"Cuz I'm different-" Naruto then kicks Sasuke into the air. "-Biatch!"
Half of Naruto's body then materializes in the air as Naruto grabs Sasuke before he could fall, but from a place that would make anyone prefer to be dropped to their doom.
"TIME FOR SOME FUN! WEDGIE TIME!" Naruto shouted as he yanked Sasuke by the undies.
Sasuke let out a girlish scream as he could feel his underwear strain against his pelvis and constrict his 3 inches.
Naruto then began to bungee Sasuke several times before hovering down at a safe distance… at least, safe for Naruto, which is not safe at fucking all.
"Buh-Bye Baby Bitch!" shouted Naruto as he bungee'd Sasuke so hard that the only thing left in his hands was literally the boy's whole bottoms, undies, and shorts together.
A Sasuke-shaped crater could be seen in the ground, outside the ring besides Naruto's lower half which was in the ring.
Everyone except for Sasuke's fangirls, Mizuki, and Hinata began laughing uproariously as the supposed 'dobe' just embarrassed the fuck out of the last Uchiha.
"(struggling to breathe) and the winner is (pfft!) Naruto-ho-ho!" cried out Iruka who was leaning on Karumi for support as they were about to fall to the ground in laughter.
"I BUS-TED A GUH-HUH-HUT!" Kiba cried out in painful laughs.
Naruto then hovered down to his body and reconnected it as he gave his audience his cartoony happy cat smile, with wide eyes, and two spikes of his hair jutting out longer like cat ears.
'I did that without a domain too… I thought most of my powers required a domain to be in place, but apparently not… this gives me some ideas.' Naruto's thoughts were cut short by the wailing banshee and she ran to punch Naruto in the face.
"YOU IDIOT!" Sakura screeched as she cocked her fist back all sorts of wrong.
Naruto splitted, literally, as his body splitted in half into pixels as he appeared next to Fu (think Janemba.) Sakura tripped over Sasuke and passed out after falling on her fat forehead.
"Iruka! Are you blind!? Uzumaki cheated!" Mizuki yelled in outrage.
"I SAID NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Anyway, Mizuki, I can proudly confirm that Naruto did not cheat, all of Naruto's abilities don't require chakra, so they are not Jutsus of any kind, so they could be considered Taijutsu." Iruka began.
"Also, we never set any rules, he could have used ninjutsu if he wanted, but the emo bitch didn't pay attention like a fucking nincompoop." Naruto added as this wasn't a normal Academy spar.
"That still doesn't explain your reasoning for using extreme force against Uchiha-san!" roared Mizuki.
"Extreme force? If anything, I just played with him a little too rough." Naruto then looked Mizuki in the eye.
"What are you gonna tell them, I made him tire out and gave him a mega wedgie during a "spar?" Naruto dared as it would be quite foolish.
Unknown to everyone, Sasuke woke up and he was livid.
'If I can't have that bitch, neither can you!' he thought with malice as he performed the hand signs for a great fireball.
"KATON: GYOKYAKU NO JUTSU!" everyone turned to see Sasuke fire a giant fireball at Fu.
Fu, not prepared, braced for the impact as she felt the heat get closer…
It never came.
"You motherfucker." she looked to see Karumi stand right in front of her as she held her hand out to the fireball. The ball of flames and chakra was paused in place, far from the two females.
Naruto appeared beside her and held his hand out and the fireball went back, but he didn't do it as if he repelled the attack. It looked as if he rewinded time, but that wasn't really the case.
The chakra returned to Sasuke, but the flames didn't go away. Sasuke was lit ablaze, but he would live.
"Iruka, can me, sis, and Fu leave early for today?" Naruto asked his teacher, worried for the well being of his crush- I mean girlfriend- I mean…
"You can't leave, but you will be allowed free time as Fu would need time to recover from nearly dying!" Iruka's voice got louder as his gaze turned to Sasuke's unconscious form which was completely nude and smoking.
"Class! Return to the classroom! I'll have to have a chat with your two classmates once I get them to a Hospital."
"Hai Iruka-Sensei!" yelled everyone normal.
"Ight my mans!" called out Naruto
"K!" called out Karumi.
Iruka sweatdropped when hearing Naruto and Karumi's responses.
"Can't I get a "Iruka-Sensei" from you two ever?" he asked.
"No!" yelled Naruto and Karumi.
"It's not a respect thing, we just don't like the suffixes like that." Naruto explained as the students entered the classroom.
(in class)
"Naruto! That was the coolest shit I've ever seen!" Kiba exclaimed as Naruto's powers were something to behold.
"Hey. It's just in my blood… er… okay, blood isn't the right word… it's just me." Naruto semi-explained.
"(sleeping) gotta admit, it wasn't as much of a drag as I thought it would be." Shikamaru slurred.
"Glad to hear, get some rest lazy boi." 'I know he isn't acting lazy, kinda surprising that Shikamaru, a Nara, is being lazy against his will by whatever is affecting him.'
"How does your bloodline work, if it is alright for me to ask Naruto-" Naruto placed his finger on Sai's lips because he knew the boy was going to end it with either his abandoned surname or a suffix.
"No."
"Oh… I see." Sai was slightly disappointed as he really did like Naruto… but was here under unwilling orders from his unwilling lord, Danzo Shimura.
"I'm not trying to be rude… it's just that there is no way to explain it as there is too much shit to go over and even more bullshit that me and Karumi haven't tapped into." Naruto explained.
"Just know that it involves futuristic stuff." added Karumi who was playing on her Nintendo Switch.
"Can I… play?" asked Yakumo.
"Sure, what do you want to play?" Karumi asked as there was a selection of games on the Switch.
"This one." Yakumo pointed to a game that had a quick brown fox with a white fur pelt around its neck.
"Good taste! Pokemon Let's Go: Eevee." Karumi passed the Switch to Yakumo who was kinda excited to play.
The group listened to how Karumi teaches Yakumo how to use the Joy-cons.
"Also… Shika…" Shikamaru turned to Naruto as the blonde gave him a pillow made from his pixels.
"Almost forgot."
Shikamaru rested his head on the pillow, and the group had to check if he hadn't died as Shikamaru went limp immediately.
"(ZZZZ)"
"He really was that tired!? I thought he was just lazy?!" Ino exclaimed.
"(Munch) same!" Choji agreed.
"Ditto!" Fu exclaimed.
"I've actually seen Shikamaru train a lot in his clan techniques and even came up with stuff as well." Naruto pointed out as everyone looked at him and Shikamaru as if they were aliens, Sai somehow having a more expressive face than the rest.
"I'm not joking."
(silence…)
"Please tell me that you are lying." Ino asked calmly.
"If a Nara is naturally lazy, do you think that pillow would have affected Shikamaru that much?" he pointed to Shikamaru who was lying semi-dead on the ground, his head practically attached to the pillow.
"Fair." Ino deadpanned.
"So if I had to guess some of your abilities, you are capable of creating objects and devices from the future, are incapable of taking damage as you can disassemble and reassemble your bodies at will or on accident and can use it to gain flight, are capable of manipulating time in a way, and you are walking power sources." Shino estimated from several context clues.
"That's about some of it, but it's probably the more important of the some." Naruto confirmed.
"Hard to explain, wasn't it?" Naruto asked Shino.
"I must admit, the logic of your possible bloodline is near non-existent, which makes it hard for me to understand, even after getting a few explanations out." Shino confirmed.
"Told ya so."
"I see." Sai accepted as he gave a fake smile, but it really did fit his face this time.
The group didn't talk for a while as there was nothing to do but play games as Iruka and Mizuki hadn't returned yet, Shikamaru was deadly asleep, talking about Karumi and Naruto's bloodline was confusing, Hinata was staring and Naruto didn't feel like going off on her, class was still in session, and it was getting boring, even Choji stopped eating as it got old (eating, I meant).
"Wanna dance to some music?" Naruto asked.
"YES!" everyone yelled.
Naruto re-created his phone, went to an app, and played a few songs he had been looking forward to for a minute.
(Play: "Talking in Your Sleep" by The Romantics.)
(Play: "Escalon" by Shiro Sagisu.)
(Play: "Cancun Sega Genesis (Luxurious remix)" by Luxurious.)
(Play: "Il Vento D'oro" by Yugo Kanno.)
(Play: "The Party Troll Song" by D1ofaquavibe.)
(Play: "ALL MY FELLAS" by Frizk.)
This is currently the end of the back-to-back chapters because I'm still doing chapter four, and it's a long one.
Pray for me because I am fucking tired.
Also, do listen to these songs at your own discretion, I don't own them nor is this a sponsor, those are my choices of music.
Also, question: Why is the text of my story getting squished together? I added spaces!
