Kokushibo had no clue how he was going to explain this, and he was fairly sure Akaza didn't either. Muzan seemed to be seriously considering just getting rid of all of them, maybe living without sunlight wasn't that bad. Sadly, Kokushibo had to do something purely because he had been dared to kill anyone making a noise, so he got his sword ready and asked, "does the dare still count?" Muzan looked at him.
Muzan was considering backing out of the whole dare thing and just going to take his beauty sleep, but he did actually want to see how much Kokushibo was willing to do for him, was he prepared to live without sunlight forever just for his "boss"? Also, Muzan was still half asleep, so he honestly wasn't thinking anything through. However just as he was about to force Kokushibo to make the decision on his own, the upper moon vanished then appeared less than a second later.
With a cup of fresh coffee mixed with just killed humans. Muzan's favourite morning drink. Of course, Muzan didn't turn a good drink down, he drank the whole thing then, feeling a million times better just said "okay I'm going back to bed, everyone else have fun" and then he disappeared back into his room. Akaza still had to shuffle up to Kokushibo and whispered, "the whole dare things over, right?" luckily Kokushibo nodded, another problem solved.
It didn't take long for everyone to forget what had just happened and get back to doing what they were just doing, apart from Nakime who was still fuming over the damage done to her home "I swear, if I was Muzan I'd have just killed everyone" she said to Daki, who was also pissed on her behalf "I know its not hard to not wreck the place" Daki agreed, completely ignoring the fact she had probably destroyed quite a few building, none of them were Nakime's though so she didn't bring it up. Gyutaro had got so bored he decided to go to his sister and hope Nakime didn't instantly send him away "are there anymore places for me to hide yet?" he asked Nakime, she gave him one of the nastiest looks he'd ever gotten "no, but there is a shower in that room over there, just thought I'd let you know" she said. Luckily, he took the hint and vanished from their sight. Nakime and Daki watched him walk away to the room Nakime had pointed him in "do you think he knows how to use it?" Nakime asked "I don't think he even knows what a shower is" Daki answered. They watched the still door for about a minute before Karaku joined them "what's happening now?" he asked "shh, Gyutaro's just entered a room with a shower and were listening to see if he knows how to use it" Daki summed up "I'm placing bets he can't" Karaku bet. They watched the door intently.
The three of them nearly had heart failure. The noise of the shower water being turned on could just about be heard "I can't believe it!" Daki exclaimed "he's done it" Nakime said in utter shock. She honestly did not know he would actually have a shower; she didn't think he had done that for at least a century. But luckily for the two girls they weren't the ones who had placed the bet "okay, you lost the bet, now pay up" Daki said "hey, wait you didn't bet anything against it" Karaku tried to argue, eventually after some arguing and a few threats of rent rising higher than it already was, Karaku agreed to pay them some money later on. Then their focus went back to the main even, could Gyutaro actually take a shower? "He might have turned the shower on, but does he know how to use soap?" they all questioned, sadly they had no way of finding out until Gyutaro came out.
Gyutaro exited the room "omg, do you think he actually managed to do it?" Daki asked the other two "lets go up to him" Nakime suggested "Gyutaro, come over here real quick" Daki yelled, she wasn't getting up for someone who was clearly less than her. He walked over giving them suspicious look "Gyutaro did you actually take a shower?" Karaku asked "uh, yeah, I can take a hint" he said and walked off "with soap?" Daki yelled after him "yeah, and I'm leaving" He yelled back "oh my god, he actually did it" Daki said, not believing it "the stench cloud surrounding him even vanished" Nakime joked. That was when Karaku realised something "wait, are we bullying him" he asked.
"yes"
"no"
Daki and Nakime looked at each other "wait I thought we were just bullying him?" Nakime said, confused "no we are not, this is just my brother's essential banter that he needs to like survive, I don't know what he'd do without it" she said, the other two didn't believe her but went along with it.
Nakime checked her clock "its almost sunset" she said, a bit too happily "I think I'll go find the other clones" Karaku said, already bored. Daki was too busy to notice "what are you doing?" Nakime asked her "just writing out the invites, I've decided to throw a party for the rarest event ever, Gyutaro actually having a wash" she said while writing out Nakime's invite "will there be food?" Urogi asked, coming out of nowhere "I don't know yet!" Daki yelled back.
"Everyone be quiet, right now!" Kokushibo screamed loud enough to silence everyone of the upper moons. They all waited and listened for him to continue. Then he just walked off. A giant question mark might as well have appeared right in the centre of the home "wait, what do you mean by that? why were you screaming? What's going on?" Akaza desperately asked him "oh, I've just got a headache" Kokushibo said then vanished into thin air, which actually meant he walked off, but no one could chase him because Nakime had already helped him escape.
Before anyone could say anything else Muzan burst through the doors "finally you've all shut up" he said, as if he had just had the worst night of his life. Which It couldn't have been because it was day. "Have you had your morning coffee?" Nakime checked, he was only ever in a good mood after that "yeah, Kokushibo made me one" he said, making Nakime smile for her own sake. She couldn't deal with anymore drama today, even she had a limit, and so did her ability to keep repairing the house. Muzan checked his watch "not long left, thank god" he muttered, staring at it intensely trying speed it up somehow "well I've had fun" Daki said, "actually I can't wait until the next sleepover" not a single person agreed with her "didn't you all have fun?" she asked.
"I did" the worlds most dreaded voice said "Douma how the fuck are you alive?!" Akaza yelled "I didn't kill him off completely, I just locked him in the closet" Muzan said "now I'm out the closet" Douma said, as if they could not clearly tell "it turned out he was joking about the blue spider lily thing" Muzan said, with more disappointment they had ever heard from him. and they heard a lot of disappointment. Douma laughed "I thought it was hilarious, apparently Muzan didn't get the joke" nobody could understand what the hell was wrong with him.
Daki remembered something "wait, don't tell me were going back to the same ranks, again". Muzan nodded "sadly, yes we are but Nakime I want you to increase his rent" and Nakime was very happy to do so, she even got out a piece of paper and started doing maths "so for Muzan's sake, double it, additional days rent for the closet, double it again for coming back from the dead, repair fees for the entire infinity castle…" she muttered "how's even my cult going to pay all that?" Douma said looking at the ridiculously big number on the paper "I think it needs doubling for asking stupid questions" Akaza said, even though he had no idea how much Nakime was charging Douma with all those additional fees and everything, all he knew was that he had to give Nakime all his money because he didn't have much and she still wanted him to pay something. So, he had no clue what his own rent was. Either way Nakime clearly liked the idea and doubled the fee yet again "I'm bankrupt already!" Douma yelled, as if anyone cared. Once Nakime was happy with the number, she handed him the paper and continued to strum her biwa in peace.
For the first time in history, Muzan screamed "yay!" it was so unexpected that everyone stopped to stare at him "look at the time, its night now" Muzan said calmly. With that Nakime started strumming people away "see you later bestie" Daki said just before she was teleported back home.
After most of them were gone, and it was just Nakime, Muzan and Kokushibo left they all sighed with relief "let's not have another meeting anytime soon" Muzan said.
Then he of course went to go finish dancing in his room.
