Prologue 2 - The Title Song Affair
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next best thing to "Weird Al" Yankovic, Mister Mark Jonathan Davis."
[Needle-drop: "Theme from Spy Hard" (Official Instrumental), "Weird Al" Yankovic, Gump (Maxi-Single).]
A boy who's averse
to the word 'destiny'...
Always has places he knows
where he'd rather be...
Third Child's the name he hates,
but he's gotta play his part...
'Cause if he's gonna win,
He's gotta Get Smaaaaarrrrt!
A boy up against
such sinister foes...
He's in over his head,
so he stays on his toes...
He must be subtle,
can't upset the apple cart...
'Cause if he's gonna spy,
He's gotta Get Smaaaaarrrrrt!
Heeeeee'll persevere,
As the Angels keep making landfall...
Heeeee will not ruuuuunnn...
'Cause where else could he flee to?
He's gotta see this through!
He simply must answer the call...
Facing death all the time
Is a tough job for such a kid...
Still he seems like he's capable-
Have we asked him? 'Course we did...[Looks side-to-side suspiciously.]
By the way, if you logged on late,
Indulge me while I just restate-
That EVA's crossing over...
with Get Smaaarrrt!
That's right, it's Get Smaaaarrrt!
The spy spoof Get Smaaaarrrt!
NGE and Get Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
*KABLOOIE!*
Shinji, astonished, poked his head out from the left side, uneasily marveling at the aftermath of the spectacle that just transpired.
Shinji: "...Wow. Never knew anyone could hold that note for so long...Ummm...can we get a mop in here?"
**Author's Note(s)**
Furthering the parody of spy flicks (especially those based on Ian Fleming's signature creation), we have an opening title number-in this case, a parody of a parody. Mark Jonathan Davis is an actor/comedian/singer known for his signature character, the titular lead singer of Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine.
